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You are here: Home / Healthcare / World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It) / Is Our Manchin Learning

Is Our Manchin Learning

by John Cole|  March 14, 20174:18 pm| 97 Comments

This post is in: World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), Clown Shoes

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Or is even he able to see that this bill if horrible:

A few minutes later, Sen. Joe Manchin III (D-W.Va.) — another member of the Senate Democratic leadership, representing the right as Sanders represents the left — ambled into the same group of reporters.

“I got an older population, I got a poorer population, and I got an opiate issue we need to clean up,” Manchin said. “And now, talk about insult to injury. You’ve got to have a moral compass inside of you. You can’t do that. Look at the elderly, look at the poor, look at the sick. How can you look at yourself and say, ‘Okay, I’ll help the person who needs help the least, the wealthiest people, with more tax cuts, because I’m going to be taking away from the elderly population?’”

Even alien life form, possible Zodiac killer, potential son of the man who helped plot the JFK, and all around scumbag Ted Cruz thinks the bill is a mess:

Sen. Ted Cruz is weighing in on the Congressional Budget Office’s damning assessment of the GOP’s health care bill, telling reporters that the “most troubling aspect” of the report is a forecast for rising insurance premiums.

“This is not the mandate that we were elected to fulfill,” he said Tuesday, a day after the CBO report was released. “The test of success will be a year from now, two years from now, three years from now: Is health care more affordable?”

The Texan who made his name opposing Obamacare is now openly calling for changes to the American Health Care Act unveiled by House Speaker Paul Ryan and Republican leaders last week.

Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

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  1. 1.

    randy khan

    March 14, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Manchin’s been pretty good on the ACA for quite a while now. He’s figured out the right focus – how changes will hurt key groups in West Virginia. I’ve been impressed.

  2. 2.

    Gatchaman

    March 14, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    This fucking stupid.

    PS: I haven’t been here since Bush was in office! I lost all interest in blogs when we had a functioning, compassionate adult in office. I think I get somewhat addicted to the outrage – its nice to know others feel it. Except for my wife, I feel I am surrounded by nothing but Trump cultists.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    March 14, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    Even alien life form, possible Zodiac killer, potential son of the man who helped plot the JFK, and all around scumbag Ted Cruz thinks the bill is a mess:

    HOLLERING!!!

    BWA HA AH HA HA HA HA AH HA

  4. 4.

    rikyrah

    March 14, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Why either/or?
    Why not BOTH/AND?

  5. 5.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Yes.

  6. 6.

    JMG

    March 14, 2017 at 4:24 pm

    @Gatchaman: No, it’s both.

  7. 7.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    @Gatchaman:

    its nice to know others feel it. Except for my wife

    Hey man, why so selfish and greedy?

  8. 8.

    JPL

    March 14, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    Do repubs have a moral compass? Jesus would be stoned by these guys.

  9. 9.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    The Texan who made his name opposing Obamacare

    Grandstanders gonna grandstand.
    It’s funny that the GOP members who oppose this bill all do so for different aspects but basically all the same reason. It doesn’t go far enough in hurting people.

  10. 10.

    clay

    March 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan…?

    Color me skeptical of the idea that anyone involved in the current GOP is some Machiavellian genius. Everything they do is on the surface — either out of malice, greed, incompetence, stupidity, or spite. (Or some combination thereof, of course.)

    This bill is nothing more than Ryan’s Randian boner come to life.

  11. 11.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    @JPL: Matthew 4 : 20? Puff, puff, give unto your brothers on the left hand side? Ohhhh, stoned *by* these guys.
    My bad.

  12. 12.

    OGLiberal

    March 14, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Manchin would be happy to support all Democratic/liberal policies if they included caveats to bring a million coal jobs to West Virginia (impossible even if we got rid of every freaking regulation that prevents the coal industry from poisoning people) and letting every West Virginian own a gun (which, I believe, is already possible and not at risk, even when gun robbing Obama was president). He doesn’t even have to worry about offending black people or preventing them from voting because virtually no black/brown/Muslim people live in WV. (which always makes me wonder by West Virginians seem to hate them so much – based on what experience?)

  13. 13.

    Brachiator

    March 14, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    Even alien life form, possible Zodiac killer, potential son of the man who helped plot the JFK, and all around scumbag Ted Cruz thinks the bill is a mess

    Of course, the only person with less credibility than Ted Cruz is Chris Christie.

  14. 14.

    Mike E

    March 14, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    Even the great orange sofa nextdoor had to give it up for Yosemite Sam Manchin being 3-3 on an issue that oughta count big in any state, frankly… good on that fcuker!

  15. 15.

    clay

    March 14, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    @Gatchaman:

    I haven’t been here since Bush was in office! I lost all interest in blogs when we had a functioning, compassionate adult in office.

    I know what you mean. I used to lurk here all the time, posting rarely, until after the 2012 election. I just kind of checked out of the political sphere for a while. (My kids becoming school-age at that time contributed to this.) The idiocracy occurring during 2016 campaign drew me back in.

  16. 16.

    dm

    March 14, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Who will be the first Democrat to bring up “Death Panels” with the news that the CBO included $3 billion in savings on Social Security because people would be dying sooner?.

  17. 17.

    ruckus

    March 14, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    Can’t it be both?
    Stupid and Evil.
    Seems to me that’s the normal republican position.

  18. 18.

    clay

    March 14, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Of course, the only person with less credibility than Ted Cruz is Chris Christie.

    You’re forgetting Rudy Giuliani.

  19. 19.

    notoriousJRT

    March 14, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    @rikyrah: I am going with the BOTH / AND option. Fill in the blanks after the AND.

  20. 20.

    notoriousJRT

    March 14, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    @JPL:
    The Republican compass is not moral and it points to the magnetic north of giving aid, comfort, and federal $ to the already comfortable and wealthy few. They know only how to do the bidding of their rich masters.

  21. 21.

    OGLiberal

    March 14, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    @dm: The answer is probably “nobody” because Dems aren’t allowed to say stuff like that. And, if they do, both sides! Plus, there probably aren’t enough fainting couches available to support Chris Cillizza if some Dem did say that.

  22. 22.

    trollhattan

    March 14, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    @dm:
    Whoa. In your face, olds!

  23. 23.

    AnotherBruce

    March 14, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    “the only person with less credibility than Ted Cruz is Chris Christie.” This, peoples, is your 2020 Republican Presidential ticket.

  24. 24.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    @OGLiberal:

    Manchin would be happy to support all Democratic/liberal policies if they included caveats to bring a million coal jobs to West Virginia

    I don’t know why we don’t propose a huge bill that pays all the former mine workers to start rebuilding the devastated mountain peaks that were knocked flat during the mining process. They’d still be using tools and shit, earning the same pay and benefits. Decent pay for a decent day’s work.

  25. 25.

    Oatler.

    March 14, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    In the middle of chaos, The Corporation fattens…

  26. 26.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 14, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    @dm: Shitting on Democrats and giving us lectures about understanding and loving T voters. I think you are in the wrong comment section.

  27. 27.

    aimai

    March 14, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    @Corner Stone: Because paying people not to work would never work–otherwise we would have price supports for farmers not to grow stuff. And we’d never do that.

  28. 28.

    TenguPhule

    March 14, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Is this a trick question?

  29. 29.

    MattF

    March 14, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    I saw that picture in the OP and immediately googled ‘ted cruz’s dog’.

  30. 30.

    efgoldman

    March 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    @randy khan:

    He’s figured out the right focus – how changes will hurt key groups in West Virginia.

    Especially since Yertle McTurtle fucked him (and his own constituents also too) on retired mine workers medical care.

  31. 31.

    TenguPhule

    March 14, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    @JPL:

    Do repubs have a moral compass?

    They do. It only has one direction. Evil.

  32. 32.

    chopper

    March 14, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    if this is bannon’s attempt to fuck over ryan he’s doing a shitty job of keeping his boss out of the blast zone.

  33. 33.

    KG

    March 14, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    Two thoughts…

    First seeing that Manchin quote makes me wonder if someone would be so brazen as to take the “I got an opiate issue” part completely out of context.

    Second, to answer this question:

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    The obvious answer is “yes” or at least “why not both?”

  34. 34.

    OGLiberal

    March 14, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @Corner Stone: I read somewhere – maybe here – not sure – that the government should just buy a bunch of coal, pay people to bury it, pay them to dig it up, then pay somebody else to get rid of it. Or maybe just rebury it. It’s kind of like Atrios’ long-standing idea to create jobs by paying people to dig holes and fill them up again.

    Of course, the coal jobs created by this ridiculous idea would create health issues that require something like OCare solutions but the only thing that would make those OCare solutions palatable to the white coal diggers would be those that prevent “those” people from benefiting from those solutions. They’ll find a way to hate anything that, at some point, helps “those” people. (with whom, as I mentioned earlier, they have never had contact with outside of a scary Fox News segment about BLM “rioters”)

  35. 35.

    KG

    March 14, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    @JPL: It’s entirely possible that they have a moral compass, but it’s equally possible that that moral compass points in a very different direction than that of most normal and sane people.

  36. 36.

    Brachiator

    March 14, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    It’s funny that the GOP members who oppose this bill all do so for different aspects but basically all the same reason. It doesn’t go far enough in hurting people.

    Yep. Republican principles on full display.

  37. 37.

    dm

    March 14, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: “Shitting on Democrats”? Try reading it again without your BDS filter on overdrive.

    But here’s an “Oh, those poor Trump voters” link even you might be able to enjoy.

  38. 38.

    MattF

    March 14, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    @KG: The ‘opiate issue’ suggests that a significant part of the population is trying to commit suicide. I’d call that problematical. Haven’t (yet) seen an analysis demonstrating parallels to the crack epidemic of the ’70s and ’80s– One can guess why the analysis hasn’t been done, but I’d bet that the parallels are there.

  39. 39.

    chopper

    March 14, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    i’d say “money” but let’s not split hairs.

  40. 40.

    efgoldman

    March 14, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Shitting on Democrats and giving us lectures about understanding and loving T voters

    I don’t read it that way

  41. 41.

    Villago Delenda Est

    March 14, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Everyone and their mom, their grandmom, their great-grandmom, and Queen Marie of Romania beat me to the obvious answer.

  42. 42.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 14, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Well, Breitbart did just publish “Exclusive — Audio Emerges of When Paul Ryan Abandoned Donald Trump: ‘I Am Not Going to Defend Donald Trump—Not Now, Not in the Future’”

    ETA: I know Trump is going to fuck Ryan over hard some day, but it never even crossed my mind that very publicly killing Ryan’s safety-net destruction–Ryan’s baby–might be how he does it. Mostly since I thought Trump liked that baby. But Trump doesn’t like anything other than people named Trump, now does he?

  43. 43.

    OGLiberal

    March 14, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    RE: the “opiate issue”. In the past, the response to drug issues among the poor was to throw them all in jail. Now that those “poor” people are mostly white, the response is to improve treatment and healthcare options. Things that make you go “hmmmm?”….

  44. 44.

    Thru the Looking Glass...

    March 14, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    @OGLiberal:

    which always makes me wonder by West Virginians seem to hate them (black/brown/Muslim people so much – based on what experience?

    They hear things… people talk… Fox News… Breitbart…

  45. 45.

    mdblanche

    March 14, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Ted Cruz can usually be counted on to do whatever he thinks is best for himself regardless of how it affects anyone else.

  46. 46.

    TenguPhule

    March 14, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    @dm: Good old Tom. You can always rely on him to cut to the heart of the matter.

  47. 47.

    p.a.

    March 14, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    Republican base: “please help me out of this crate and give me drugs so I can function long enough to kick a progressive in the face. then help me back into the crate.”

  48. 48.

    Aleta

    March 14, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    No matter what they say or change they’re out to destroy. You can’t make a comfortable killing in land and the housing market without debt and foreclosure. “If we have to lie, steal, cheat or kill….As God is our witness, they’ll never have affordable coverage again.”

  49. 49.

    Thru the Looking Glass...

    March 14, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    But Trump doesn’t like anything other than people named Trump, now does he?

    Well, he does seem awfully fond of ‘Vladimir’… too…

  50. 50.

    catclub

    March 14, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    @dm: hey, is there any mention in the CBO report of the reduced – presumably – lifetime of the medicare Trust fund? I know ACA improved it, so the GOP plan should reduce it – and wear a goatee.

  51. 51.

    guachi

    March 14, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    This fucking stupid.

    SATSQ.

  52. 52.

    TenguPhule

    March 14, 2017 at 5:01 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Everyone and their mom, their grandmom, their great-grandmom, and Queen Marie of Romania beat me to the obvious answer.

    There are sentient patches of fungus living in a cave that beat you to the answer. Step up your game, mate!

  53. 53.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    I don’t know why we don’t propose a huge bill that pays all the former mine workers to start rebuilding the devastated mountain peaks that were knocked flat during the mining process.

    Ain’t REAL work ‘less’n coal come OUT the mine and ‘less’n the lungs is black like mine and ma pappy’s ‘fore ‘im. Now git!

  54. 54.

    TenguPhule

    March 14, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    @p.a.: “And remember, the colored folks next to me don’t get a crate!”

  55. 55.

    Yarrow

    March 14, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Both.

  56. 56.

    humboldtblue

    March 14, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    @Gatchaman: @Villago Delenda Est: @KG: @TenguPhule: @clay:

    What all these motherfuckers said.

    And Yarrow too.

    And Guachi too.

  57. 57.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    @p.a.:

    Republican base: “please help me out of this crate and give me drugs so I can function long enough to kick a progressive in the face. then help me back into the crate.”

    Republican politicians: God helps those out of crates who help themselves into crates. It’s called “personal responsibility.”

  58. 58.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: You! YOU!! How *DARE* you show your highly educated, subversively homophobic gay-bashing self in this sacred space?! HOW DARE YOU!!

  59. 59.

    Brachiator

    March 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @clay: RE: Of course, the only person with less credibility than Ted Cruz is Chris Christie.

    You’re forgetting Rudy Giuliani

    No, Rudy G didn’t have to undergo the Trump rituals of humiliation and degradation to the same extent as Cruz and Christie.

  60. 60.

    Roger Moore

    March 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Nobody would come up with a plot that required this much cooperation from the victim. This may be taking advantage of Ryan’s stupidity and vulnerability to get rid of him, but Ryan put out the AHCA without any prompting.

  61. 61.

    catclub

    March 14, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @MattF:

    The ‘opiate issue’ suggests that a significant part of the population is trying to commit suicide.

    1% is 3Million, but only 30k (??) deaths per year. Is 1% a significant portion? Not trying terribly (1% of that 1% succeed) hard to kill themselves.

    Maybe I am looking at it wrong.

  62. 62.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    @TenguPhule: I think it’s “and the crate next to mine is too fancy!”

  63. 63.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    @humboldtblue: Awww-uh! Why can’t I be one of those motherfuckers?
    ***pouts***

  64. 64.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 14, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Rudy G didn’t have to undergo the Trump rituals of humiliation and degradation to the same extent as Cruz and Christie.

    He didn’t have to. Trump only turns things that aren’t already irredeemable piles of human shit into irredeemable piles of human shit.

  65. 65.

    Barbara

    March 14, 2017 at 5:09 pm

    @OGLiberal: I once got into an on-line discussion with a woman who said that in the 1930s, West Virginia and Minnesota had the same average incomes, but that they began to diverge over time and now Minnesota’s is quite a bit higher (see below). The natural resource trap is real. People become fixated on the resource instead of the full panoply of potential economic activities that might be sustainable given the skills of the population. Minnesota had and still has its share of mining, but it didn’t take over the whole state. West Virginia needs something besides coal. Coal has officially become an excuse for not doing better.

    U.S.
    Median household income (in 2015 dollars), 2011-2015
    U.S. is $53,889
    MN is $61,492
    WV is $41,751

    Per capita income in past 12 months (in 2015 dollars), 2011-2015:
    U.S. is $28,930
    MN is $32,157
    WV is $23,450

    Persons in poverty, percent
    U.S. is 13.5%
    MN is 10.2%
    WV is 17.9%

  66. 66.

    MattF

    March 14, 2017 at 5:09 pm

    @catclub: Trying, but too dysfunctional to succeed.

  67. 67.

    humboldtblue

    March 14, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    @Corner Stone: I always miss at least one motherfucker. Sorry, corner.

  68. 68.

    Guppy

    March 14, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    @OGLiberal: That’s basically Keynes’s absurd but mathematically sound fiscal stimulus example. Bury a huge pile of money – the market will find the investment resources to hire people to dig it up, the diggers will buy groceries, the grocers will buy shoes, the cobblers will buy new suits, and so forth. Voila, bootstrapped economy.

    Governments can and have achieved similar by building pyramids and railways. Atrios says you can get to the same result by just giving poor people money.

    Of course, those solutions solve for a recessed economy, they don’t solve for technical and geography-driven job displacement, which is what coal miners are facing. If they want to keep working in coal their best bet is to learn to operate strip mining equipment and move to Wyoming.

  69. 69.

    trollhattan

    March 14, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    @Brachiator:
    And Mittens, while he got pwned in public with the faux SoS “interview” can just go home to his car elevator with the knowledge he’s worth more than Trump and thus, Winning.

    I remember when I thought he was the moment the Republicans would decide to stop digging. Stupid me.

  70. 70.

    Major Major Major Major

    March 14, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    @trollhattan:

    I remember when I thought he was the moment the Republicans would decide to stop digging. Stupid me.

    It would be safe, at this point, to assume there’s no such thing as peak wingnut and plan accordingly.

  71. 71.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    @humboldtblue: Nah, it’s ok. I been at this motherfucker game a long time. You learn to take your good days with the bad.

  72. 72.

    MattF

    March 14, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: However, it may be possible to detect and form an image of the wingnut event horizon. Then, at least, you’ll have lemonade.

  73. 73.

    craigie

    March 14, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    @clay:

    This makes the most sense. Plus “Ryan’s Randian boner” is a Grade A description of this mess.

  74. 74.

    randy khan

    March 14, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    @efgoldman:

    That was a miscalculation on Yertle’s part.

  75. 75.

    PST

    March 14, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    I very much liked David Leonhardt’s column today in the New York Times, The Original Lie About Obamacare:

    You hear it from Republicans, pundits and even some Democrats. It’s often said in a tone of regret: I wish Obama had done health reform in a bipartisan way, rather than jamming through a partisan bill.

    For the benefit of those who were in a coma throughout 2009 and well into 2010, he briefly discusses the history of Republican intransigence about the ACA, but his real theme is how that decision to oppose anything even in the face of the Democrats’ hunger for bipartisan compromise is what has left them with nowhere to go now. I also enjoyed Steven Rattner’s succinct summary of the grossest lies currently circulating: Trumpcare: Fiction and Fact. Krugman isn’t the only good thing the Times has to offer.

  76. 76.

    Baud

    March 14, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    I can’t believe this post isn’t titled “Sen Manchin or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Blue Dog.”

  77. 77.

    clay

    March 14, 2017 at 5:25 pm

    @Brachiator:

    No, Rudy G didn’t have to undergo the Trump rituals of humiliation and degradation to the same extent as Cruz and Christie.

    Well, you can only degrade someone who can be shamed in the first place.

    I mean, the issue of “least credible Trump booster” is really a philosophical question, akin to “how many angels can dance on the head of a pin”. It may be fun to discuss, but it is abstract, beyond human ken, a debate that must go unresolved by definition.

    Still, I say Rudy, for the gusto with which he flecked his spittle over the RNC.

  78. 78.

    Roger Moore

    March 14, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    @Guppy:

    If they want to keep working in coal their best bet is to learn to operate strip mining equipment and move to Wyoming.

    If they want to keep working in coal, they need to come up with a new use for it that will drive massively higher consumption. Otherwise, the number of jobs is going to keep going down, and a willingness to move won’t help.

  79. 79.

    Debbie1

    March 14, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    l’ll believe when I see these people’s votes. I have lived long enough w/ these Congress members, including alleged-Democrat Joe Manchin, to see them say one thing one day, then vote with the GOP on the next day.

  80. 80.

    The Moar You Know

    March 14, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    No matter what they say or change they’re out to destroy. You can’t make a comfortable killing in land and the housing market without debt and foreclosure.

    @Aleta: Very certain this is the endgame right here. It is, after all, the only thing Trump has ever bothered to understand. They want middle America out of their homes and generating rental revenue as Money Jesus intended.

  81. 81.

    Brachiator

    March 14, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @clay:

    Still, I say Rudy, for the gusto with which he flecked his spittle over the RNC.

    Fair enough.

  82. 82.

    WereBear

    March 14, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    @OGLiberal: In the past, the response to drug issues among the poor was to throw them all in jail. Now that those “poor” people are mostly white, the response is to improve treatment and healthcare options.

    Things that make me go “auauauggh!”

  83. 83.

    Mike E

    March 14, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    @Baud: smdh

  84. 84.

    Eric U.

    March 14, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I always thought that Trump would tell Ryan to stuff this plan and just make the ACA better and call it Trumpcare. There is no reason they have to kill the ACA in order to lower Trump’s taxes. This is one area where I wish they were that smart.

  85. 85.

    Applejinx

    March 14, 2017 at 6:14 pm

    @Corner Stone:
    @FlipYrWhig:
    That’s right! Back to Russia with you, you insufficiently commie bastard!

  86. 86.

    FlipYrWhig

    March 14, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    @Corner Stone: @Applejinx: I’m not entirely sure what the joke is, but I’m glad you’re both in good spirits.

  87. 87.

    Corner Stone

    March 14, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    @FlipYrWhig: I am not really sure there actually is any joke here, considering the level of gobbledegook:

    If I was really paranoid I’d know that Whig here chose the Wilmer tag personally, in full knowledge he was accusing my Senator of taking it up the butt from the biggest villain ever just to get a chance to kill innocent people for fun… because Whig, of course, in his trolling activities, is actually a Russian agent whose only goal is to split the progressive left from the corporate Democrat neoliberals.

  88. 88.

    Sunny Raines

    March 14, 2017 at 6:53 pm

    Just more republican fake out: mouth some words sounding almost human then cast their votes to stick it to all but the 1%. How many freakin’ times are a bunch of dolts and the craven corporate media going to fall for it?

  89. 89.

    TenguPhule

    March 14, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    @Sunny Raines:

    How many freakin’ times are a bunch of dolts and the craven corporate media going to fall for it?

    Always. SATSQ.

  90. 90.

    VFX Lurker

    March 14, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    @Corner Stone: I skip over everything he posts. Looks like I’m not missing out on much.

  91. 91.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 14, 2017 at 7:33 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Other have already covered it, I just like quoting it again.

  92. 92.

    TriassicSands

    March 14, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    I don’t think there is any question about the latter — they are that fucking stupid. (Trump could help out here by adding “very” six or seven times and throwing in a bunch of superlatives although it does seem unfair to let Trump talk about the stupidity of others.).

    As for the former, is it a Bannon plot to undermine or bring down Ryan? I don’t know. If what Bannon wants is to have incompetents occupying key positions, I don’t know why he’d want to replace Ryan. Maybe he objects to the fact that the media keep pretending that Ryan is a serious “thinker.”

  93. 93.

    cynthia ackerman

    March 14, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    ACHA is becoming ACHOOPS

  94. 94.

    Gelfling 545

    March 14, 2017 at 8:35 pm

    @chopper: Do you think Bannon sees Trump as his boss? Seems more like a parasite/host relationship to me.

  95. 95.

    Jeffro

    March 14, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    You know I try not to get too far gone on conspiracy theories or assuming that these idiots have any sort of plan beyond getting through the day’s news cycle…

    … but it is worth considering that given all of the chaos and “deconstruction of the administrative state” that is going on, you have to wonder who president Bannon thinks will be the white nationalist, beloved, smart, handsome, billionaire- uniting military-guiding person who is going to see all that deconstruction through to its endpoint.

    Because while Trump got him this far, Bannon surely sees him as just another tool to bring every institution possible crashing down.

  96. 96.

    Sherparick

    March 14, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    @ruckus: Yes, the eternal question, malicious or moronic? Like most answers I believe it is it quite a bit of both.

  97. 97.

    Death Panel Truck

    March 15, 2017 at 12:37 am

    Is this all just a Bannon plot to bring down Paul Ryan or are they just this fucking stupid?

    Lemme consult my Magic Occam’s Razor Ball (shakes ball)…

    Hmm…yup. This fucking stupid.

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