Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Bark louder, little dog.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

People are complicated. Love is not.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one Jack Smith.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Nothing worth doing is easy.

I really should read my own blog.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

After roe, women are no longer free.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Prediction: the GOP will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

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I left later this morning so I would not be driving into the sun, which worked like a charm. I forgot, however, that it was Friday night and everyone was fleeing NYC, so the drive was hellish once I reached the NY border. There were so many bad drivers that I had to limit my music listening to Portishead and Ween to keep my blood pressure under 10000000.

Got here and the kids are watching Paul Blart, Mall Cop II, and we need to jail the creators before they make a third.

Oh, also left my AMEX at My Sister’s Bistro, so they have to mail that to me. Otherwise, everything is ok. ABC’s mom is here with her big dopey white lab named Polo P. Digglesworth, and I like that there is a dog in the house.

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  5. 5.

    SiubhanDuinne

    Glad you arrived in one piece. Now chill for a few days, and don’t do anything German.

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    TenguPhule

    @debbie:

    The heat’s supposed to let up next week, so that will be nice.

    Right, you live in a part of the world where the sun doesn’t shine 14 hours of the day.

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    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    In other news, as I guess everybody already knows, it looks like Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III had friendly chats with the Russian ambassador last summer and spring about the Trump campaign and Russian policy. These people couldn’t tell the truth to save their lives. I don’t think they even know how to. I wouldn’t trust one of these weasels to tell me the truth about what they ate for breakfast.

  13. 13.

    debbie

    @TenguPhule:

    It only feels like it does. Plus a ridiculous amount of humidity. For the first time in my life, the air quality has me wheezing.

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    Omnes Omnibus

    ABC’s mom is here with her big dopey white lab named Polo P. Digglesworth, and I like that there is a dog in the house.

    Do.Not.Mention.Lily.

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    @debbie: Then I don’t understand why he said this: “Right, you live in a part of the world where the sun doesn’t shine 14 hours of the day.” Unless he is from somewhere more exotic than the US?

  24. 24.

    WaterGirl

    I love it when my pup’s tail wags round and round in a circle when he sleeps. So sweet. He’s such a happy boy.

  26. 26.

    Laura

    I’m betting Cole is reeking of love and happiness Right Now!
    Have a good safe travel back to WV, and summer times out to the beach and back Mr. Cole. And thanks for sharing.

  30. 30.

    Aleta

    Hope to see pics, jerrybuilt sand things, experimental canals with tide rushing in. Have a great time in WV too. What luck to have cool kids around.

  31. 31.

    CarolPW

    @TenguPhule: And I live in eastern Washington State where we currently have 15 hrs 12 min daylight, and you don’t know nothing about hot.

  32. 32.

    J R in WV

    I dunno about hot. It’s hotter here than it is in AZ, just barely the north side of Mexico.

    And don’t give me any static about “dry heat” – Blast furnaces and ovens are dry!!

  36. 36.

    mai naem mobile

    Have ABC take pics of Mr Polo because,well, because she’s much better at it.

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