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You are here: Home / Elections / Election 2018 / No one knows what it’s like to be hated

No one knows what it’s like to be hated

by DougJ|  November 7, 20178:48 pm| 55 Comments

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When we take the House in 2018, won’t it be that much sweeter if Paul Ryan’s out on his ass, whoring for corporate money as a civilian instead of as a member of Congress? Let’s give to his opponent Randy Bryce here.

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Remember: Ryan will overspend to try to keep his seat if he gets nervous, so giving money to his opponent is a good investment in any event. Let’s make sure he’s scared.

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  1. 1.

    Mike J

    November 7, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Stick your finger down Wisconsin’s throat!

  2. 2.

    Cacti

    November 7, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    My “thoughts and prayers” are with Ed Gillespie this evening.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    November 7, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    Taking out Paul Ryan next year would be so sweet.

  4. 4.

    Central Planning

    November 7, 2017 at 8:57 pm

    5 minutes until polls close here in Rochester. I’m in one of the burbs that is traditionally republican. I know lawn signs aren’t necessarily the best indicator for how the vote will go, but there were a ton more for the Democrats than there were for republicans.

    Also disappointed that a HS friend’s husband (not in NY) is running for school board as a republican. Ugh!

  5. 5.

    hellslittlestangel

    November 7, 2017 at 8:58 pm

    Wow, when was the last time all the major headlines were good news?

  6. 6.

    Doug!

    November 7, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    @Central Planning:

    Which burb are you in? I live in the city.

  7. 7.

    Gretchen

    November 7, 2017 at 9:02 pm

    I heard There was an attack ad against Bryce for his medical bankruptcy but haven’t been able to find it

  8. 8.

    smintheus

    November 7, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    It’s impressive how desperate the Republicans are so early on to smear Randy Bryce. Now he’s being derided both for having gone bankrupt 20 years ago – over a few thousand dollars of medical bills due to his cancer – and for having been a little over $1000 behind in his child support.

    Is that all there is?

  9. 9.

    Central Planning

    November 7, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    @Doug!: The snooty one on the east side :) Moved here 18 years ago. Still surprised this is where we ended up.

  10. 10.

    ? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?

    November 7, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    @smintheus:
    Wow. That’s fucking disgusting. The man went bankrupt because he had to pay for cancer treatment. Fuck these soulless fucks

  11. 11.

    No Drought No More

    November 7, 2017 at 9:07 pm

    Don’t kid yourself. By all means, it’s a great idea to donate, mind you. But Ryan is already nervous, and likely pondering retirement from congress, even as he ponders the odds of being sworn in as president. Lest we forget, Pence is wading knee deep in the Volga, too, along with everyone else in that crime syndicate. And doesn’t it somehow feel as if shocking events are in the offing which are approaching avalanche mode? I’m OK with the that thought, too. The American people can handle anything when dealt with honestly. We can always handle the truth, always, and those that contend otherwise are flat out wrong, and/or have an agenda that doesn’t square with that of promoting the general welfare.

  12. 12.

    Mary G

    November 7, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    I liked it better when I was singing “got to scrape that shit right off your shoes” as opposed to “behind blue eyes” now because it reminds me of Paul Ryan, who, as he deserves, looks worse and worse each week.

  13. 13.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 7, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    I’m sitting in a restaurant in St. Louis in blood red Missouri enjoying the hell out these returns. Suck on that, presumably conservative, racist patrons of Lewis and Clark’s!

  14. 14.

    Mike J

    November 7, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    @hellslittlestangel:

    Wow, when was the last time all the major headlines were good news?

    It’s always good news for John McCain.

  15. 15.

    smintheus

    November 7, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Yeah, seems exactly like the kind of attack ad you’d expect from a smarmy $#&% like Ryan.

  16. 16.

    eclare

    November 7, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Seconded. Maybe he could run on it, he understands people’s concerns about health insurance.

  17. 17.

    chris

    November 7, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    Hahaha!

    Donald Jr.'s Twitter followers are sitting at home like "Haaa Northam thinks he won? Wait until we all go vote tomorrow."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) 8 November 2017

  18. 18.

    Thoughtful David

    November 7, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Here in VA, social warrior Bob Marshall got beat by a transgender woman, and ultra-teabagger Scott Lingamfelter got beat by an immigrant Hispanic women. (Danica Roem and Elizabeth Guzman)

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    Marcopolo

    November 7, 2017 at 9:14 pm

    Just got back from buying some ice cream to celebrate tonight’s wins. Apparently the orange one is about to address the South Korean parliament. Think he’s been watching election returns? Think he does something stupid because the voters are rejecting him & his party and his fee fees are hurt? I’d be worried if I were Kelly.

    Also too, how many more R congresscritters will announce their resignations before the end of the year as a result of tonight? Six, ten, more? I know when I call Senator Blunt’s office tomorrow I’ll be pointing out the results as I tell them it’s time for the R’s to stop fuking over regular Americans.

    Last and least, what if the margin in the VA Gov race is close to the # of former felons to whom Macauliffe restored the vote? I think we will see some exploding R heads!

  20. 20.

    Doug!

    November 7, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    @Mary G:

    Sweet Virginia is in my top 10 of favorite songs of all time and Behind Blue Eyes isn’t even in my top ten Who songs but….it’s fitting here.

  21. 21.

    Cacti

    November 7, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Northam running up the biggest Dem margin of victory in VA in 32 years.

    Now +8.2 points.

  22. 22.

    Baud

    November 7, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    @smintheus: Hmm. I wonder if that attack will play poorly with the white working class base. Stay tuned.

  23. 23.

    Redshift

    November 7, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    Dave Wasserman (@redistrict), one of my favorite Virginia data guys, days we have a serious chance of taking the House of Delegates, and the Dems must be considered the favorites too take the US House next year. (His projection was that if the Dems picked up at least 10 seats in the HoD, they’d be likely to win the House, and he projects we already have 12 and could win more.)

  24. 24.

    Redshift

    November 7, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    @Thoughtful David:

    Here in VA, social warrior Bob Marshall got beat by a transgender woman, and ultra-teabagger Scott Lingamfelter got beat by an immigrant Hispanic women. (Danica Roem and Elizabeth Guzman)

    The Sideshow Bob Marshall defeat is one of the sweetest of the night!

  25. 25.

    O. Felix Culpa

    November 7, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    @Marcopolo: So, the all-important question: what flavor?

  26. 26.

    Duane

    November 7, 2017 at 9:18 pm

    Becoming the Speaker might be the straw that breaks Ryan’s back. Conservatives don’t like him and aren’t inclined to offer much support. The power of that office works both ways. John Boehner being a prime example.

  27. 27.

    SiubhanDuinne

    November 7, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    @chris:

    ROFLMAO! (Probably the first time in at least a decade that I’ve used that acronym, but this seems like a good night to bring it out of storage.)

  28. 28.

    Redshift

    November 7, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    @Marcopolo:

    Think he’s been watching election returns?

    He’s already tweeted that it wasn’t his fault, it’s Gillespie’s fault for not being Trumpy enough.

  29. 29.

    chris

    November 7, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Maine Medicaid expansion looks like a great big YES with 37% reporting.

    nytimes.com/elections/results/maine-ballot-measure-medicaid-expansion

  30. 30.

    Marcopolo

    November 7, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Small correction: if you are in St Louis (or even StL County) you are in one of the three blue regions in “blood red” MO. You need to get out to St Charles & beyond to get the true conservative reality. Like out where Ozark Hillbilly lives.

  31. 31.

    Central Planning

    November 7, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    SMH. Dolt 45 just said he liked South Korea’s ancient modern wonders.

  32. 32.

    catpal

    November 7, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    @Central Planning: WNY here too and hoping Dems win here especially Bernie Tolbert for Erie County sheriff to get rid of the racist asshole Howard. Go Dems !!!!

  33. 33.

    Marcopolo

    November 7, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: Hagen-Daz Trio—“crispy Belgian chocolate in white & milk chocolate ice cream.” It’s pretty damned good.

  34. 34.

    chris

    November 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: It’s great to be able to laugh after the last 364 days.

  35. 35.

    O. Felix Culpa

    November 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Dems have picked up 13 seats in VA. So far. Nine more seats left to call.

  36. 36.

    judge Crater

    November 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    Yes, Paul Ryan is even more evil than Trump. Make him pay for his wanton cruelty.

  37. 37.

    Marcopolo

    November 7, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    @Duane: I am thinking the odds of the R’s passing their tax bill just fell by quite a bit—at least in its current form.

  38. 38.

    O. Felix Culpa

    November 7, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    @Marcopolo: It sounds like a fitting choice for a celebration. Enjoy!

  39. 39.

    Another Scott

    November 7, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    @Baud: OpenSecrets says Paulie has $10,427,981 on hand. Isn’t it one of the perqs of Congress that when one retires, one gets to keep all their campaign cash?

    Maybe he’ll decided that he needs to spend more time with his Weinermobile and just keep it.

    If not, let’s make him cry.

    Donated (again).

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  40. 40.

    Another Scott

    November 7, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    @Thoughtful David: Lowkell (Blogmeister on BlueVirginia.US) always calls him “Sideshow Bob”. It fits.

    I’m so glad that Danica Roem defeated him. Here’s hoping she has a long and successful career in politics.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  41. 41.

    Gelfling 545

    November 7, 2017 at 9:39 pm

    @catpal: WNY as well. Haven’t been able to even get a whisper about where things stand.

  42. 42.

    Central Planning

    November 7, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    @Gelfling 545: Spectrum news is showing results. I’m not sure when races will be called. Local dems seem to be doing OK.

  43. 43.

    J R in WV

    November 7, 2017 at 9:50 pm

    We have been saving some Chunky Monkey, think it’s time to break it out!!!

    So happy tonight after the past year of misery.

  44. 44.

    Origuy

    November 7, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    There’s a bottle of Auchentoshen waiting at home for me. I think it’s time to leave the office. Maybe there’ll be some results from Utah-3, Chaffitz’s old district. A friend of mine lives in Provo, so I’ve been hearing about it. Curtis, the Republican, will probably win, but it would be nice to see a close race. He was mayor of Provo, and not as far right as Chaffitz, but that’s not saying much.

  45. 45.

    Duane

    November 7, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    @chris: The medicaid vote sounds like great news. Perhaps it will motivate other non-expansion states to do likewise.
    When people can vote on propoals like this, or minimum wage increases, they often pass. Then politicians that oppose these measures get elected. It’s counter-intuitive, but there it is.

  46. 46.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 7, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    @Marcopolo: ah—that explains the lack of open carry morons out and about

  47. 47.

    Steve in the ATL

    November 7, 2017 at 10:08 pm

    For the record, my celebratory dessert tonight is chocolate mousse. Can’t go wrong with that.

  48. 48.

    Omnes Omnibus

    November 7, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Mousse bites can be dangerous.

  49. 49.

    HRA

    November 7, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    WNY election news

    wkbw.com/election-results

  50. 50.

    randy khan

    November 7, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Two more Republican retirements from the House today – Frank LoBiondo (from south Jersey, part of the 1994 Gingrich class) and Ted Poe (7th termer from Texas). They can feel what’s coming.

    LoBiondo is a Tuesday Group guy and voted against the health care bill. I’m guessing this makes his vote ungettable on the tax bill as it stands now.

  51. 51.

    Amir Khalid

    November 7, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    @Doug!:
    Behind Blue Eyes even has a line for the Dotard: “And I blame you!”

  52. 52.

    randy khan

    November 7, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    I’m loving the interview with Danica Roem on MSNBC right now. She’s being incredibly gracious – she started by saying she knew what a tough night it was for Bob Marshall (and not in a remotely snarky way) and is focused on the issues. Also, I’m just so happy she beat Bob Marshall, who is a total tool (and even referred to her repeatedly during the campaign as “he” and “him”).

  53. 53.

    randy khan

    November 7, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    Okay, this is the laugh of the night: I just saw an ad from the incumbent Republican in a local House of Delegates district on MSNBC. Apparently they forgot that the election ended almost 4 hours ago. (Oh, and he lost. By a lot.)

  54. 54.

    Lurking Canadian

    November 8, 2017 at 2:46 am

    @eclare: for that matter he can run on being so squeaky clean in his private life that a twenty year old medical bankruptcy is the worst dirt they could find.

  55. 55.

    GregB

    November 8, 2017 at 3:41 am

    I hope some folks do ads in Alabama deriding Six Gun Roy as a total clown and a loser.

    No one likes a bonafide loser and he is a genuine loser.

    By the way, recent polling had that race at a tie.

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