Trump to pardon National Thanksgiving Turkey at White House on Tuesday.
— Alan Rappeport (@arappeport) November 16, 2017
that's a very mean thing to call our attorney general.
— homosexualist gay space octopus (@OhMeadhbh) November 16, 2017
We’ll find out later the turkey had meetings with Kysliak & emailed w Assange https://t.co/0HU7A3ohIk
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 16, 2017
We’ll learn that the turkey was involved in a plot to kidnap Gulen. #tooeasy
— Brandon H. (@BHIndepMO) November 16, 2017
Reprising his role, Michael Flynn will be playing the turkey.
— Kristina Costa (@slashklc) November 16, 2017
Word is that the turkey cut a deal with Mueller and no longer needs a pardon.
— ghtenner (@gh10er) November 16, 2017
Pardons turkey, which Donald Jr. then kills and posts pictures on Instagram.
— Seth Masket (@smotus) November 16, 2017
doesn't show up for the pardoning; tweets about how hard he is working on "big, very big, important work stuff" and has no time for little things like turkeys
tweet location is Mar-a-Lago
— yes cat (@vegforward) November 16, 2017
Trump regales the turkey about his historic Electoral College victory, historic popular vote margin, historically productive first months in office and historic trip to Asia, driving the bird to kill itself.
— Robert Schlesinger (@rschles) November 16, 2017
turkey will bite pic.twitter.com/3XjiYcTmqV
— skroopels (@skroopels) November 16, 2017