Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Meanwhile over at truth Social, the former president is busy confessing to crimes.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

The frogs are rarely mistaken.

“They not like us!” (that’s for sure!)

He really is that stupid.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Let’s show the world that autocracy can be defeated.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Everyone is in a bubble, but some bubbles model reality far better than others!

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

When the time comes to make an endorsement, the pain of NYT editors will be palpable as they reluctantly whisper “Biden.”

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

Israel is using food as a weapon of war. Unforgivable.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires republicans to act in good faith.

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  5. 5.

    James E. Powell

    I agree with Atrios. I hate that I even know who Cernovich is. Currently shopping on zillow for hermit caves.

  12. 12.

    cain

    The Internet is a wonderful place. :D

    “Mike, buddy, big fan, long time listener – my question – how do you wake up every morning and resist the urge to swallow a bullet knowing that your lasting memory on this planet will amount to nothing more than a fecal stain on humanity?”

  13. 13.

    Raoul

    I don’t really understand AMAs. But this appears to be one of the top questions. And he hasn’t answered.

    Hey Michael, long-time follower here. In your blog post titled “When in Doubt, Whip it Out” you advocate for masturbating on top of women who don’t consent to intercourse. However, you’ve went on record on twitter claiming that masturbation is a “tool of cultural marxists” used to “criminalize normal sex”. Your stance isn’t completely clear, is masturbating on someone without their consent good or bad?

  15. 15.

    oatler.

    The Balloon Juice header reminded me of the Subgenius book article “Throw This Book Against the Wall Right Now” but Dan Fallon’s Twitter was a pleasant surprise.

  18. 18.

    cain

    @Raoul:

    Nooo.. this one is:

    Hi Mike,

    I first wanted to thank you for your book Gorilla Mindset. It really helped me be a better man and take control of my life in a way that I badly needed. I also wanted to thank you for leading by example regarding how to fight back against people who are trying to put you down.

    I was wondering if I could ask you a personal question regarding some issues in my life to get some advice from someone who has helped me so much already:

    I currently am married with a baby and am living in my wife’s parents’ basement. Our marriage has at times been tense because I tend to be too much of an alpha for her. I feel like there’s a chance she’s going to leave me in the next year or so, and though I luckily have some alimony money from a previous divorce, I’m afraid that a lot of the unhinged things I’ve written on the internet will make it difficult to get custody of our baby. Any advice? And if you were me, how would you change my living situation, which is admittedly a bit emasculating?

    Thanks again for everything!

  23. 23.

    Barbara

    Let’s see, my choices are to kick into high gear and leave early to visit my mother for Christmas or wander over to Reddit and “listen” to the mental masturbation of one of the most loathsome human beings on the planet. Gosh, what would you do?

  24. 24.

    germy

    [–]speedboat_dope 214 points an hour ago
    Hey Mike, what’s it like knowing that history will remember you as a powerfully stupid grifter who lives off alimony?

  25. 25.

    Original Lee

    Off topic: A family member who leans conservative has recently heard about voter suppression in the 2016 election (!) but doesn’t trust the source. I’ve been poking around a bit but want an impeccable source or two to send him because he’ll tune out forever if he thinks it’s unreliable or partisan. Suggestions?

  28. 28.

    hellslittlestangel

    I’ll settle for hearing about it third-hand (that’s the one you don’t use to masturbate on someone).

  29. 29.

    cain

    @Barbara:

    Let’s see, my choices are to kick into high gear and leave early to visit my mother for Christmas or wander over to Reddit and “listen” to the mental masturbation of one of the most loathsome human beings on the planet. Gosh, what would you do?

    No, what you’ll be seeing is Internet level take down of one of the most loathsome human beings on the planet while his reaction is filmed on twitter.

  30. 30.

    Jack the Second

    @rikyrah:

    Rachel Maddow shares a report from Foreign Policy that White House counsel Don McGahn informed Donald Trump that Mike Flynn had broken the law, though the official White House line was that McGahn had said the opposite.

    To be fair, Trump has horrible reading/listening skills. Whose to say that Trump understood the words McGahn was saying to him? Are we confident Trump even knows he is actually President, and not on a new reality TV show?

  32. 32.

    Starfish

    @Original Lee: You can’t win this. Conservatives think that snopes is a liberal conspiracy.

    Ask them what they find unreliable about the current source and dig deeper into it and have them convince themselves.

  33. 33.

    waspuppet

    More stuff that won’t make it into the fawning Cernovich NYT profile that we all know is coming by June at the latest, right?

  35. 35.

    Teddys Person

    Maybe this is his audition for Dolt45’s new press secretary when all the rats start jumping in January.

  36. 36.

    Mary G

    I’ve not been to an AMA before, but some of this is quite funny.

    Choosing between a hundred duck-sized horses and one horse-sized duck, would you kindly fuck off you rapist piece of shit?

    Doesn’t he have at least one actual fan to throw him a softball question to answer? Sad!

  37. 37.

    Lee

    There are many times reddit sucks. This is not one of those times.

    That AMA is will go down in reddit history (if not internet history).

    It is a thing of beauty.

  38. 38.

    Another Scott

    I’ll pass.

    But doesn’t this guy understand that AMA is an initialism for Ask Me Anything?

    Recognizing that he hasn’t been convicted and sentenced in a court of law, how is he even allowed (by his family and friends) out of his home in the morning when he apparently has this little understanding??

    (sigh)

    In other news, Donnie today signed a CR that will expire on January 19. RollCall – House extends Christmas Recess until January 8:

    House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy’s office announced Friday that the House will not kick off work for the second session of the 115th Congress until Monday, Jan. 8, with a customary 6:30 p.m. vote series.

    That means under the planned schedule there will be just eight legislative days for the House before the next government funding standoff, with the continuing resolution that became law Friday morning running through Friday, Jan. 19.

    The original House calendar had the chamber convening on Jan. 3. The Senate is still slated to return on that Wednesday.

    Governing via continual crisis is great, just like Steve Bannon says!!11 We might as well keep it up, eh?

    (sigh)

    Grr…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  39. 39.

    Jager

    OT:
    The other day I took a playful shot at my Baby Aunt and Uncle (big farmers, big) about farm subsidies, hit a nerve. I looked at a list of farmers receiving subsidies in their county and they were in the top ten. Number. 1. was a sob I went to high school with…the closest he’s ever gotten to a wheat field is eating a fucking slice of bread.

    BTW, I can imagine the conversation, “So you won’t fuck me, how about if I just jerk off on you?”

  41. 41.

    Mike J

    Matt Binder @MattBinder 2h
    if you’re following along with the Cernovich livestream, he’s now arguing with his wife because she’s trying to send him the “good questions” from the AMA but they’re being downvoted too quickly and he can’t find them

  43. 43.

    Leto

    @Raoul: AMA stands for Ask Me Anything. They typically host famous people, ranging from the world of science, television, literature… really anywhere, with the main goal of being having regular people ask questions to people they typically would never be able to talk to. President Obama did an AMA a few years back.

    Their AMA series is actually really good, but like with everything in life, you get trash like this. Fortunately the better parts of reddit arrived in force and we’re enjoying a Festivus miracle!

  44. 44.

    laura

    @Jager: just curious about those relatives – what is their position on welfare, and would they deny that farm subsidies are, in fact, welfare?

  46. 46.

    r€nato

    @debbie: he’s mostly taking VERY weak potshots at the commenters lighting him up. He seems to think “I am famous!” and “you’re talking about me!” are devastating rebuttals.

    His choices to retort to those questioning the proportions of his genitalia are rather revealing. Paging Dr. Freud.

    Cernovich? More like WhinyLittleBitch.

  48. 48.

    I'll be Frank

    wow, they just keep getting better:
    “For a guy who hates socialism so much, how do you feel about being publicly owned?”

    This is sooo funny. My in-laws can’t imagine what is making me grin so much.

  49. 49.

    TenguPhule

    @Jager:

    the closest he’s ever gotten to a wheat field is eating a fucking slice of bread.

    You do have a way with words.

  50. 50.

    Raoul

    @Mike J: Hah!
    Also, too, he’s delusional (and a complete, shit-ass propagandist)

    @Cernovich
    Thanks for making my Reddit AMA a huge success!
    2:56 PM – 22 Dec 2017

  53. 53.

    Another Scott

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Budgeting has been a problem for decades, and it got worse under the 2011 Budget Control Act, but I don’t recall multiple ~ month-long CRs in a row before.

    It seems like something’s gotta give – after all, if something can’t continue it won’t – but who knows.

    As Richard-David reminds us with respect to the PPACA, the Democrats hold a lot of good cards here. As Bill McBride at CalculatedRiskBlog reminds us, since Clinton’s presidency, the GOP isn’t stupid enough to threaten to cause a shut-down of the government during an election year. And Donnie and the GOP are getting decimated in public opinion polls. As a result of all this, we have a chance to make substantial progress on the budget and on policy this coming year, but we have to fight for it every single day.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  54. 54.

    TenguPhule

    @Another Scott:

    As Richard-David reminds us with respect to the PPACA, the Democrats hold a lot of good cards here.

    The problem is getting them to actually play them instead of constantly throwing them away.

  60. 60.

    r€nato

    He seriously believes (or claims to believe) that any attention at all is a massive win for him. Even when he’s being lit up like a Christmas tree and so far hasn’t managed even one mediocre rebuttal.

    the only way to fail is to have no comments.

  61. 61.

    Jager

    @laura:

    They are really good Catholics (my Aunt, as the Baby Uncle says, “by injection”) I’ve never heard them complain about welfare. They aren’t right wingers by any stretch. They’ve grown from one mid sized farm to what used to be 8 family farms. They used a lot migrant workers for potatoes and sugar beets years ago. They started by asking the migrants if they wanted to work year round for a salary and a house to live in. Those families now have grandchildren at the school where my Aunt taught for years. The school is now 18% Hispanic. They are good people, tons of volunteer work etc. The shot I took was in fun.. Then when I looked at the list, most of it was made up of long time families and quite a few don’t live there or haven’t sat on a tractor for a generation. My Uncle and his son still work the land. One of only two on the top ten list who do. My fraternal grand father was a farmer in the same area, when my WWII pilot dad came home he told my grandfather where he shove farm life (he’d seen Paree) if he hadn’t I’d guess I’d be collecting subsidies today.

  62. 62.

    Another Scott

    @Original Lee: Maybe the Brennan Center on Restricting the Vote?

    About:

    Our Mission
    The Brennan Center for Justice at NYU School of Law is a nonpartisan law and policy institute that seeks to improve our systems of democracy and justice. We work to hold our political institutions and laws accountable to the twin American ideals of democracy and equal justice for all. The Center’s work ranges from voting rights to campaign finance reform, from ending mass incarceration to preserving Constitutional protection in the fight against terrorism. Part think tank, part advocacy group, part cutting-edge communications hub, we start with rigorous research. We craft innovative policies. And we fight for them — in Congress and the states, the courts, and in the court of public opinion.

    HTH. Good luck, but don’t bang your head against a brick wall.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  66. 66.

    Miss Bianca

    OMG, I barely know who this shitstain is. and I am LMAO.

    Note to self: If I ever decide to become a self-infatuated right-wing ‘journalist’, don’t presume that anyone is going to want to see or hear my bloviating in real time.

  70. 70.

    Leto

    @Raoul: He probably figured that all the shitheels from r/TheDonald would come and they’d circle jerk over Killary memes, and how the Shitgibbon is “crushin’ it bro!”. No no… that’s not how this work.

  72. 72.

    Mary G

    Oh my dog, this man has no shame:

    (WaPo)For two decades, the commander in chief has doled out distinguished-looking coins as personal mementos. Now, the presidential “challenge coin” has undergone a Trumpian transformation.

    The presidential seal has been replaced by an eagle bearing President Trump’s signature. The eagle’s head faces right, not left, as on the seal. The 13 arrows representing the original states have disappeared. And the national motto, “E pluribus unum” — a Latin phrase that means “Out of many, one” — is gone.

    Instead, both sides of the coin feature Trump’s official campaign slogan, “Make America Great Again.”

    The changes don’t stop there. In addition to his signature, Trump’s name appears three times on the coin, which is thicker than those made for past presidents. And forget the traditional subdued silver and copper: Trump’s coin, a White House aide marveled, is “very gold.”

    If you look at the pictures, it’s embarrassing as hell that this guy is handing out these cheesy trinkets.

  74. 74.

    Amir Khalid

    I can’t stop what I’m doing. Liverpool threw away a 2-0 lead at Arsenal and went behind, but then they equalised and the game is now delicately balanced at 3-3. It’s a nailbiter.
    ETA: With better finishing, Liverpool could have settled this by halftime. Harumph.

  75. 75.

    r€nato

    @Mary G: It enrages me that every single ridiculous and untrue thing that Obama’s haters accused him of, Trump is guilty of in spades and then some.

    I was out to dinner with the aunt and uncle last night, who are visiting from out of town and staying with uncle’s sis (my mom). I found out that my folks have swallowed the whole bottle of blue pills. Not that it’s going to stop me, but every single dumbshit Trump supporter making idiotic comments on FB and elsewhere… that’s my goddamn folks. Ugh. Ordinarily I would never allow partisan politics to come between family, but I am just really aghast that they believe such profoundly stupid shit.

  77. 77.

    Leto

    @Raoul: He’ll use that as validation that LibRUls are whiny cry babies, go on Fox and say, “Look, I made the libruls mad! See? They made fun of my lispth… they’re the true monsters!” and the grift will continue.

  78. 78.

    TenguPhule

    @Mary G:

    The White House offered conflicting accounts of which funds were used to purchase the coins, with one aide saying they were paid for by the White House and a second aide later saying that the Republican National Committee is covering the expense. An RNC spokeswoman confirmed Friday afternoon that the party is paying for the coins.

    “They’re going to be used in ways they haven’t been in the past,” said the second White House aide, adding that they may be distributed at campaign rallies and to donors.

    “Produce your papers Coin, Citizen.”

  79. 79.

    debit

    @r€nato: I’m so sorry. I have not spoken to my father about politics since before the election. We have an unspoken agreement that we won’t, because we both know that if either of us does our relationship is over forever.

  80. 80.

    laura

    @Jager: thanks Jager! They sound like really nice people. I can’t imagine farm life and it’s demands. In my area there’s a good amount of farming on a small scale-and the farmers market is chock full of abundance, but toll is evident in their hands and faces.

  82. 82.

    Miss Bianca

    @cain: that was the one that got me, too, I will confess it.

    ETA: I loved this one, too: “Hey Weird Mike, big fan of Alimony Mindset.

    Do have any advice for mentally unstable young men that don’t involved shooting up a pizzeria or harassing liberal video game developers and journalists?

    Also, is rape bad?”

    IS IT WRONG to be laughing?

  83. 83.

    Mary G

    More sadness from the coin article:

    As in past administrations, Trump’s Cabinet has gotten into the act, including Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, who has a coin with his name on it.

    Spicer had one of his own that featuring a lectern on the back. A long time Navy reservist, he has amassed a collection of about 150 coins, including one presented to him from Bush at the White House when he was promoted to commander.

    Spicer estimated he ordered several hundred of his own coins, paying for them personally.

    One person with integrity:

    Not everyone in the Trump administration has followed the boss’s lead, however. Among those who do not have their own challenge coins is Defense Secretary Jim Mattis, a retired Marine Corps general.

    Asked why not, a spokeswoman replied: “It’s not about him. It’s about the person whose hand he is shaking.”

  84. 84.

    Mnemosyne

    @r€nato:

    He seriously believes (or claims to believe) that any attention at all is a massive win for him.

    Children are like that. He clearly has never emotionally matured past the age of about 12.

  86. 86.

    Leto

    Asked why not, a spokeswoman replied: “It’s not about him. It’s about the person whose hand he is shaking.”

    Fucking this right here. Every. Aspect. Of. Life. He fucking infects and leaves nothing untouched. Reverse Midas Shitgibbon. FFS…

  88. 88.

    Jager

    @laura:

    Baby Uncle has sold some of the migrants the old farm houses with 5 or so acres of land, the families are making extra and decent money doing organic gardens. Yeah, good people, but we were all relieved when my cousin Katie got her Mom to stop calling the migrant’s kids, “My little brown ones” at school. What’s nice is the Polish-Irish-German and now Hispanic Catholic church has Mexican Food nights and pinatas for the kids. Nice things can change

  89. 89.

    r€nato

    @debit: oh we have that unspoken agreement as well, thankfully. Because otherwise it wouldn’t be very long before I said, “christ, you’re a fucking idiot.”

    What can one say to someone who seriously believes Obama is a Muslim because of the ring he wears… or that Fox News is every bit as legitimate a news source as NY Times… who has more than once dropped the N-bomb in front of me with regard to Obama… or, you know, supports every single thing Trump does, no matter how spiteful/childish/outrageous?

  90. 90.

    Captain C

    So, I saw where at one point Cerno claimed to be getting $9K/month from his ex. How does he still have to live in his parents’ basement with his wife and kid, then?

  91. 91.

    KithKanan

    @r€nato:

    What can one say to someone who seriously believes … that Fox News is every bit as legitimate a news source as NY Times…

    The NYT is trying, bless their hearts.

  92. 92.

    Miss Bianca

    @chris: the comments on that cat pic are so cute! I guess I may have to revise my opinion of reddit somewhat – there are some pretty witty people hanging out there!

  94. 94.

    raven

    MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — Alabama election officials say they will certify Democratic candidate Doug Jones’ upset victory over Republican rival Roy Moore next week.

    The Alabama Secretary of State announced in a statement Friday that the election results would be finalized next Thursday.

    Jones defeated Moore on Dec. 12 to become the first Democrat elected to the Senate from Alabama in a quarter-century. Moore was besieged by decades-old accusations of sexual misconduct involving teenage girls when he was in his 30s. He has denied the allegations.

    Moore has not conceded the race. In a Thursday fundraising letter to his supporters, Moore said he needs donations to investigate what he calls reports of fraud and irregularities in the election.

  98. 98.

    Another Scott

    @r€nato: Maybe remind them of Eichenwald’s second Open Letter to Paul Ryan:

    I don’t believe Trump intended to incite his followers to shoot Clinton, but that is exactly his problem, the one I have seen since I first started covering him three decades ago. He just says things. His tongue moves so fast, it’s out the door before he’s out of bed. He says what he hopes is true. He attributes his biggest whoppers to anonymous others whispering things in his ears that no one else hears. (Many people are saying an Iranian scientist was killed because of Clinton’s emails; some people say Barack Obama’s birth certificate was a forgery; many people say he should host Meet the Press; a lot of people say a book of the Bible whose name he flubbed is called Two Corinthians rather than Second Corinthians.) He blusters and fumes and attacks when people challenge his nonsense, and he doesn’t even try to sound credible. He has spent too much time in business blustering, bullying and lying, and he isn’t about to stop now.That’s why anyone considering voting for Trump should read some of the depositions he has given over the years. Remember, this was testimony under oath. Either he consistently lies when under oath or his inability to recognize the truth is a symptom of a psychiatric disorder. I described in my previous letter to you how Trump lied in testimony before Congress. He explicitly stated he had held no discussions with anyone associated with Indian casinos about doing business with them…and then a congressman produced an affidavit, telephone records and letters proving that was a lie.

    It’s even more obvious that this was true then and continues to be true now.

    He’s brain damaged and is doing great damage to the USA and the Presidency. One doesn’t have to be a partisan hack to see that – one only needs to stop watching Fox news. :-(

    Good luck.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  102. 102.

    Miss Bianca

    @r€nato: My brother is fond of posting these pro-Trump, anti-HRC memes on FB. I’ve decided that my generic response is “Projection…it’s not just for movie theaters anymore!”

  103. 103.

    Another Scott

    @r€nato: I guess the Front Pagers are out partying, or fighting the mobs on the on-line stores. Trying again…

    Maybe remind them of Eichenwald’s second Open Letter to Paul Ryan:

    I don’t believe Trump intended to incite his followers to shoot Clinton, but that is exactly his problem, the one I have seen since I first started covering him three decades ago. He just says things. His tongue moves so fast, it’s out the door before he’s out of bed. He says what he hopes is true. He attributes his biggest whoppers to anonymous others whispering things in his ears that no one else hears. (Many people are saying an Iranian scientist was killed because of Clinton’s emails; some people say Barack Obama’s birth certificate was a forgery; many people say he should host Meet the Press; a lot of people say a book of the Bible whose name he flubbed is called Two Corinthians rather than Second Corinthians.) He blusters and fumes and attacks when people challenge his nonsense, and he doesn’t even try to sound credible. He has spent too much time in business blustering, bullying and lying, and he isn’t about to stop now.That’s why anyone considering voting for Trump should read some of the depositions he has given over the years. Remember, this was testimony under oath. Either he consistently lies when under oath or his inability to recognize the truth is a symptom of a psychiatric disorder. I described in my previous letter to you how Trump lied in testimony before Congress. He explicitly stated he had held no discussions with anyone associated with Indian casinos about doing business with them…and then a congressman produced an affidavit, telephone records and letters proving that was a lie.

    It’s even more obvious that this was true then and continues to be true now.

    He’s brain damaged and is doing great damage to the USA and the Presidency. One doesn’t have to be a partisan hack to see that – one only needs to stop watching Fox news. :-(

    Good luck.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  104. 104.

    Aleta

    Cernovich truly is not very bright is he? It’s good to know that. At the same time, a reminder that someone not-too-smart can still do a lot of harm if he has influence.

  105. 105.

    debbie

    @r€nato:

    I can relate. My family went Trump, and other than hospitalizations and relatives’ passings, there’s been minimal contact. I post just about every anti-Trump thing I can find, but no one seems to have blocked me yet.

  109. 109.

    Mike in NC

    Hey, those shitty Trump challenge coins will be accepted as currency at any of his sleazy properties.

  110. 110.

    Raoul

    @Leto: He is a shitstain. But I don’t like seeing people mock his lisp. C’mon, folks, he has so many chosen traits to bash him for.
    Yeah, that’s some PC concern trolling I guess. But hoist him by his petard, not a speech impairment.

  111. 111.

    Raoul

    @raven: I would expect that Republican John Merrill of Tuscaloosa County, AL, the S.O.S., has done his level best to look for ways to not certify.

    Moore is just a self-promoting, twice unseated ex-judge working his latest grift. Buh-bye, loser.

  113. 113.

    MomSense

    I picked the worst day to Christmas shop. The roads are terrible. Think they’ll notice me if I crash in one of the tents in the Bean’s camping department?

  118. 118.

    TS

    @Another Scott:

    He’s brain damaged and is doing great damage to the USA and the Presidency

    He is turning what was once a democracy into a hell hole on earth. In this he receives much help from a republican congress. Watching people fawn all over him while he takes from the poor to give to the rich is horrendous – He is teaching Kim Jong-un how it should be done.

  121. 121.

    Adrift

    I know that no one else is still here but I just scanned the reddit along with the persicope podcast and have to say that when Gorilla Mindset was recast as Rhesus Thesis I smiled then laughed like hell.

    ETA feel free to point and yell threadkiller. I’m used to it.

  125. 125.

    Brachiator

    @MomSense:

    I picked the worst day to Christmas shop. The roads are terrible.

    A couple of co-workers did almost all their shopping on line, via Amazon. I’m not there yet, but getting close.

  127. 127.

    MomSense

    @Brachiator:

    I always make a trip that way so I can stop at my favorite bookstore and a couple other small shops. I’m not quite ready to give up my routine yet.

  129. 129.

    HumboldtBlue

    Far too late to the thread, but damn that has made for some damn fine reading, Cernovich.

    Edit: Follow up, did you choose Gorilla Mindset because you’re a huge wimp and an intellectual lightweight and needed to project a facade of strength and might that everyone could see through or is it because- like a gorilla- you do not understand the English language and poop while walking?

  131. 131.

    J R in WV

    Pretty good stuff, that guy is a total jerk-wad. And Reddit users put him exactly where he deserved to be.

  132. 132.

    sharl

    Hahaha

    StormlightHero5 102 points 6 hours ago
    This is the best AMA in a long while

    Thernobinch 32 points 5 hours ago
    I wish it would never end. His Periscope stream has been fucking priceless.

    emizeko 11 points 5 hours ago
    https://www.pscp.tv/w/1MnGngZLnbVJO

    Thernobinch 27 points 5 hours ago
    God hook it right to my veins.

    emizeko 28 points 4 hours ago
    ~28m50s:

    There is no hot woman who does not like Mike Cernovich. Now I’m not saying they all like me, but all of my haters who are female, are only haters because they know they could never have me.

    Thernobinch 18 points 4 hours ago
    Someone call the police and have this guy arrested for murder because I am D-E-A-D DEAD.

  134. 134.

    The Simp in the Suit

    @r€nato:

    … or that Fox News is every bit as legitimate a news source as NY Times…

    Well shit, we were just discussing over the breakfast table how the fucking New York fucking Times is a fucking embarrassment. It’s not that Fox is as legitimate as the Times, it’s that the Times is morphing into something as illegitimate as Fox.

    The rest of the discussion was about strategies about how to get The Post delivered to relatives out west who want it but who hate reading online.

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