Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

“That’s what the insurrection act is for!”

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

šŸŽ¶ Those boots were made for mockinā€™ šŸŽµ

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

When someone says they ā€œlove freedomā€, rest assured they donā€™t mean yours.

The willow is too close to the house.

Donā€™t expect peaches from an apple tree.

The words do not have to be perfect.

They love authoritarianism, but only when they get to be the authoritarians.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Itā€™s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

A consequence of cucumbers

Happy indictment week to all who celebrate!

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

If senate republicans had any shame, theyā€™d die of it.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

We still have time to mess this up!

A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

Iā€™m sure you banged some questionable people yourself.

Letā€™s not be the monsters we hate.

No offense, but this thread hasnā€™t been about you for quite a while.

if you canā€™t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

You are here: Home / Open Threads / Welfare check for Cole

Reader Interactions

52Comments

  2. 2.

    Amaranthine RBG

    Maybe a welfare check for the people who are incurring brain damage for other peoples’ entertainment

  8. 8.

    rikyrah

    Maggots, mold and dirt reported in Weber jail food
    SUNDAY , JANUARY 14, 2018 – 5:15 AM

    Over the past three years, Weber County Jail inmates reported maggots, mold, and dirt in their meals, and health inspectors cited the food service contractor with an unrelated series of critical violations, according to county records.

    Inmate grievance reports and complaint investigations by Weber-Morgan Health Department inspectors verified at least four instances of adulterated food, starting with moldy bread in April 2015.

    http://www.standard.net/Police-Fire/2018/01/14/Maggots-mold-and-dirt-reported-in-jail-food.html

  11. 11.

    trollhattan

    Another season passes sparing us the nightmare of a Steelers-Cowboys Superb Owl. Thank you, fates.

  13. 13.

    Schlemazel

    There seems to be an extended discussion of baked goods on this thread. Sometimes I feel like I am missing something but I will just have to live with it.

    Edit: I should have read to the end of the thread as @Gravenstone: got here first.

  14. 14.

    Uncle Cosmo

    @trollhattan: Um, “not so fast, Schwartz!” Jags better keep petal to the medal – don’ tlet the Tar&Piss up off the ground unless it’s to smash ’em down again.

    @? ?? Goku (aka The Hope of the Universe) ? ?: Co-sign re I’mARantin’ POS. I see s/he still hasn’t completed that course in how to discharge a loaded shotgun with the big toe while the barrel is firmly in the mouth. Wie Schade.

  16. 16.

    Schlemazel

    @trollhattan:
    But there is still a chance for a Vikings/anybody Stupor Bowel so you are not out of the woods yet. I think they play today and how they screw it up this year is the only interesting story? Take a knee while driving at the half? 41-0? Wide right for the only missed FG all year? Something new every chance.

  17. 17.

    donnah

    28-14 at the half, Steelers down, but they scored at the very end of the 2nd, so they will be fired up. My husband and son are ticked off.

  20. 20.

    trollhattan

    @Uncle Cosmo: @Schlemazel:
    After last year’s Falcons meltdown I’m out of the first-half fork-impalement bidnez. But no matter what, Jerry Jones will not be on my teebee in February and even more importantly, you-know-who won’t be in the owner’s box.

    Oh shit, I forgot about Robert Kraft!

  23. 23.

    WaterGirl

    I thought Cole was getting a welfare check, aka money from the government. I see now that we are checking on him, must be terrible sports news.

  27. 27.

    Schlemazel

    @WaterGirl:
    There was an entry in the Flathead County (MT) Police blotter a couple weeks ago about a heavily intoxicated man calling for a welfare check on himself. I was glad to know JC is on the wagon

  32. 32.

    Sab

    Oh well. My poor spouse is a Cleveland Browns fan. He is planning to stop watching football next year because of the concusion stuff. This year makes it much easier.

  33. 33.

    Anonymous At Work

    If anyone does head over that way, remember to have a game-plan: CPR or keep the pets from bothering the unconscious man, then the other one.

  34. 34.

    Death Panel Truck

    Doesn’t matter who wins this game. The Patri-Refs are guaranteed to win the AFC title.

  36. 36.

    J R in WV

    I love it that I can decode the pie comments in replies to ARBG’s dumbassery, to see the reactions to whatever pied nonsense he posted today. He’s dumb enough to be an RT bot !!!

    SOMUCHPIE ~!!!!!~

  39. 39.

    opiejeanne

    @J R in WV: Thanks for calling me stupid in the other thread. I didnā€™t have the whole story until a couple of people laid it all out. I only had a small piece of the story and it looked to me exactly the way I described it, but you couldnā€™t take the time to explain it to me, could you.?
    Kind of hurts even though I donā€™t know you other than here, and I thought we were on friendly terms.

    Not all of us are running at 100% all the time and maybe I missed something after I saw Anne Laurie’s second comment to me, which I understood and agreed with. I got no sleep because of this respiratory infection I’ve been fighting since Christmas Eve so I’m going to use that as my excuse for not being perfectly brilliant. What’s yours for being so unkind? .

  43. 43.

    JPL

    The announcers are saying the steelers could still win..

    but they didn’t go for the onside and pray that they could run it back.. lol

  48. 48.

    J R in WV

    @opiejeanne:

    I apologize for offending you. I was crude and offensive and have no excuse. All I can do is say I’m sorry.

    I don’t follow movie stars much, but am totally over men taking advantage of women in the media which this appeared to be another example of to me at the time. I’m not very fond of the public face of my gender right now, and what’s his name seems like a prime example of that. Now I’m gonna apologize for explaining after saying I got no excuse.

    PS, I also am recovering from an upper respiratory infection which fortunately is responding to antibiotics very well. Wife also too. Hard to keep house when you’re both down with even a mild crud. Best of luck with your own crud!! Winter sucks for being sick!! Take care!

    Also, on a completely different topic, how did the stillers get within 3 in that game??? amazeballs luck is all !

  49. 49.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    @Sab: I grew up a Lions fan and stopped watching when I moved away from Michigan as at that point I would have had to go to significant effort or cost to watch them, and after more than 30 years of futility I figured they hadn’t earned that level of commitment.

  50. 50.

    West of the Rockies (been a while)

    @J R in WV:

    It’s weird that (s)he occasionally offers something relevant or insightful. Mostly just misses the mark 10 out of 11 times.

Comments are closed.