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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / Open “Sports” Thread: Putin’s Fancy Bears Go for the Gold

Open “Sports” Thread: Putin’s Fancy Bears Go for the Gold

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20182:35 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Sports

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(Tank McNamara via GoComics.com)
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But (allegedly) Putin shall have his revenge. Buzzfeed reports “Russia, Banned From The Winter Olympics, Apparently Is Hacking Olympic Emails”:

Just over a month after Russia was banned from participating in the 2018 Winter Olympics, and 30 days before those games start, hackers associated with the Russian government have released a handful of emails that appear to have been stolen from the International Olympic Committee.

Calling themselves “Fancy Bears” — a trolling reference to the games’ mascots and the cybersecurity firm ThreatConnect saying a related, earlier hack was the work of Russian military intelligence hackers known in the industry as Fancy Bear — the hackers published the emails Wednesday. They used the same website and the same format used to publish documents in 2016 that had been hacked from the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) in response to that agency’s finding that hundreds of Russian athletes had taken banned substances…

“These emails and documents point to the fact that the Europeans and the Anglo-Saxons are fighting for power and cash in the sports world,” “Fancy Bears” said in its posting, though it’s unclear how the emails are meant to support that claim. Some of the emails’ contents are encrypted and are therefore illegible…

The “Fancy Bears” website, which was created in the wake of ThreatConnect’s announcement, posted medical information taken from WADA files of famous non-Russian Olympians’ use of sometimes banned substances, including WADA’s approval for tennis star Serena Williams to take anti-inflammatories and gymnast Simone Biles use of ADHD medication. For some Russians, news of American athletes being approved for such medicine was evidence of a scandalous double standard.

Asked in December if previous Russian hacking attempts had convinced the organization to take steps to bolster its cybersecurity, an IOC spokesperson told BuzzFeed News, “The IOC continues to monitor security arrangements in the light of the changing environment and threat assessment,” but declined to elaborate…

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  1. 1.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 14, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    Russians hack and release email, and then claim it proves something it doesn’t actually show.

    Where have I seen this before? >_<

  2. 2.

    debbie

    January 14, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    I can’t imagine this is going to help Putin gain the worldwide respect and admiration he’s craving. My guess is he’s as dumb as his orange American brother.

  3. 3.

    Teddys Person

    January 14, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Kurt Eichenwald is showing the receipts.

  4. 4.

    Chyron HR

    January 14, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    This is just a distraction for the IOC losing an election that everybody says they should have won. All Olympiads agree that there was no hacking. FAILING SAD! #MOGA

  5. 5.

    Waldo

    January 14, 2018 at 2:58 pm

    We don’t know it’s Russia. It could be some 400-pound guy sitting on his bed who’s mad because he didn’t make the luge team.

  6. 6.

    trollhattan

    January 14, 2018 at 2:59 pm

    Somebody needs to give Jesse Watters’ face a Richard Spenser makeover.

  7. 7.

    Mnemosyne

    January 14, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    It’s neo-McCarthyism to blame Russia for anything. //

  8. 8.

    Ryan

    January 14, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    No doubt the IOC will spend the entire Olympics golfing at the Winter Blue House.

  9. 9.

    Schlemazel

    January 14, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    FYI the name “Fancy Bear” is a code name a group of Russian hackers call themselves. They are part of the group that release Clinton’s emails and have the dirt on wikileaks that turned embassy boy

  10. 10.

    Mnemosyne

    January 14, 2018 at 3:04 pm

    @trollhattan:

    I thought it was a nice touch for Eichenwald to publicly call Watters a coward.

  11. 11.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    January 14, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Well they got the Copa de Mundo later this year, I guess it may be well that the US did not make it, Lord knows what kind of foolishness may go on. Oh BTW, since dealing with , what seems to be a boycott or did the NHL fell off the face of the earth on ESPN, the Olympic hockey games will be without NHL stars, what are America’s chances?

  12. 12.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    January 14, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    I know it’s bigoted to say this, but I hate Russia. I swear, other than some music and some books I’ve never read, has anything worthwhile ever come out of Russia? I wish they’d just go away.

    Not that I have any fond feelings for the Olympics. They’re as corrupt and useless as Russia.

  13. 13.

    SteveinSC

    January 14, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    Open Sports Thread or “the aspens will already be turning”

    “christian’s shins keep him in his BVD’s instead of in his BVB’s”

  14. 14.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    January 14, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): I’m sure a lot of people feel that way about the US. Blaming an entire country of people for the misdeeds of their government isn’t really fair, is it?

  15. 15.

    Mnemosyne

    January 14, 2018 at 3:10 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    I think it’s fair to hate a country’s government but not its people. I know quite a few Russian immigrants (including my amazing dentist) and there seems to be a pretty typical proportion of nice people vs assholes.

    That doesn’t mean that the current Russian government and the people working for it aren’t evil fucks.

  16. 16.

    Juice Box

    January 14, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    @debbie: Julia Ioffe certainly thinks that Putin is dumb, although I’m not sure that “as dumb as Trump” is a standard that any other world leader will ever meet.

  17. 17.

    Ryan

    January 14, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): They did their part and then some in WWII. But what have they done lately?

  18. 18.

    JDM

    January 14, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    @Ryan: what have we?

  19. 19.

    Kathleen

    January 14, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): They did kick Germany’s a** in WW 2. And endured the Siege of Stalingrad
    They are tough people.

  20. 20.

    Xantar

    January 14, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    Am I missing something? Why is it supposed to be scandalous that Simone Bilesc took ADHD medicine?

  21. 21.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 14, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    When will people learn to stop using email?

  22. 22.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 14, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: When will people learn to use secure e-mail? Zimmerman released PGP over a quarter-century ago.

  23. 23.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 14, 2018 at 3:32 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    has anything worthwhile ever come out of Russia?

    Sergey Brin?

  24. 24.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 14, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: still too annoying/confusing for most laypeople.

  25. 25.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    January 14, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    Smedley (the dog, not me) was out in the yard eating shit as it turns out. How can I freshen his breath? It reeks.

  26. 26.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    January 14, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    I gave him a mint, but he wouldn’t eat it. Bastard.

  27. 27.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 14, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Incidentally, thanks to all who expressed positive thoughts in various forms over the last few days. My wife is home and resting comfortably, and I just used the Instant Pot to make a batch of chicken stock to make her some soup. Sure is better to have her at home.

    The road back will take a while, but it appears she’s on the mend. There were some worrying moments (one attributable to a probably-contaminated sample on a bacterial culture) but the last 24 hours showed good progress. Turns out there’s a big difference between “I feel sick” and “I feel really sick.” Also turns out that vomiting bile in the ER attracts attention, of the good kind. I’m not going to complain about her treatment – yeah, we were in the ER all fucking day, but there was a reason.

    Anyway, forward.

  28. 28.

    raven

    January 14, 2018 at 3:42 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Sounds as good as it can be.

  29. 29.

    Amir Khalid

    January 14, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    Messing with the Winter Olympics? Why do they even bother? I don’t see what they gain from a successful exploit.

  30. 30.

    Amir Khalid

    January 14, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
    Do breath mints work for dogs?

  31. 31.

    raven

    January 14, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    @Amir Khalid: The question is do breath mints smell better than cat shit?

  32. 32.

    JPL

    January 14, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Make sure that you have some of that chicken soup too! If healing thoughts can help, you certainly have mine. Take care.

  33. 33.

    Kirk

    January 14, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    has anything worthwhile ever come out of Russia?

    My wife is third generation Russian from her father’s side. You’ll understand, I hope, when I say some things worthwhile come from Russia.

    (At the same time, I’ve inlaws who fully justify your question.)

  34. 34.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 14, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: glad to hear you’re on the road back and that all is relatively good.

  35. 35.

    geg6

    January 14, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    @Teddys Person:

    Saw him on AM Joy this morning and he was just furious. Called them out under no uncertain terms.

  36. 36.

    Frankensteinbeck

    January 14, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
    They’ve made a few truly fantastic computer games.

  37. 37.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 14, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): One of my best bosses ever came from Russia. Though to be fair, she says Russians are horrible and that’s why she had to leave.

  38. 38.

    Elmo

    January 14, 2018 at 3:58 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): You have to get him something to chew to get the remnants out of his teeth and mouth. Try a piece of celery slathered in peanut butter or a carrot also slathered in peanut butter. The peanut butter will help absorb and remove the oils containing the evil smell.

  39. 39.

    opiejeanne

    January 14, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    @Kirk: I am ashamed to admit that I sometimes allow my anger with Russia spill over into my attitude about the people. That’s wrong, I know. My favorite neighbor here is Russian, third or fourth generation. The guy building the house on the other side of her I don’t like because he has lied to several people in the neighborhood about the houses he’s building. This is the third. I sometimes need to remind myself that I don’t like him because he’s a jerk, not because he’s Russian.

  40. 40.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Democrats have been "defecting" to help the GOP pass repressive laws since 9/11. What made this different was that it wasn't random, back-bench Blue Dogs who did it; it was the top-level, most beloved #Resistance party leaders: Nancy Pelosi & Adam Schiff. https://t.co/lg8mMz4z6M— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) January 14, 2018

  41. 41.

    Baud

    January 14, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    @germy: I don’t know why you keep reposting his tweets. We all know what he is now.

  42. 42.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 4:05 pm

    One of the media's favorite Russia-obsessed "experts" didn't even wait an hour before depicting Chelsea Manning's Senate candidacy as a dastardly Kremlin plot. Also, the second tweet here is full of demonstrable, obvious falsehoods about Manning's motives & WikiLeaks' role pic.twitter.com/RYBgUBstAM— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) January 13, 2018

  43. 43.

    ThresherK

    January 14, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    Who is Rob Tomoe, and why are Conservatarians reposting his editorial cartoons from Daily Kos?

  44. 44.

    Mike J

    January 14, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Text is ideal for communicating. It is easily archivable and searchable. The IOC was doing nothing illegal, or even slightly wrong. They need to be able to keep records of who approved waivers for legit medical treatment. the idea that they should only communicate face to face so there are no records of conversations (which you didn’t do, but others have argued) goes against all participles of good management and transparency

    Encryption is fine, but if the receiver can decrypt it, so can a hacker. People keep 2048 bit keys on a ring with the password, “password”. Somebody, somewhere, sometime has to be able to decrypt, which means you can not build a system in which it is impossible for an unauthorized user to gain access. This is why copy protection schemes are doomed to eternal failure.

  45. 45.

    Major Major Major Major

    January 14, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    @Mike J: I was joking. The problem is not “email”.

  46. 46.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    January 14, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    Hey, the president is working on the weekend! From this morning:

    Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) Tweeted:
    DACA is probably dead because the Democrats don’t really want it, they just want to talk and take desperately needed money away from our Military.

  47. 47.

    Baud

    January 14, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    @Mike J: My plan for 2020 is to create an email archive showing how kind and generous I am and then get Fancy Bear/WikiLeaks to leak them online.

    That reminds me, where is Billin? I need the Photoshop of me saving those puppies.

  48. 48.

    Gin & Tonic

    January 14, 2018 at 4:13 pm

    @germy: I suppose it’s just entirely coincidence that she chose to challenge Ben Cardin within days (hours?) after he released a comprehensive report about Russian election hacking.

  49. 49.

    Yarrow

    January 14, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    @Baud: So impatient! Billin’s working on the one of you rescuing that kid from the burning house. He’ll get to the puppies one after that.

  50. 50.

    BC in Illinois

    January 14, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    other than some music and some books I’ve never read, has anything worthwhile ever come out of Russia?

    This has been replied to a lot already – – and it’s not “some music,” it’s a LOT of good music and great musicians – – but I want to mention one great gift from Russia.

    Garry Kasparov.
    Kasparov is not only a great chess player and a courageous opponent of Putin. He also is worth reading on two other topics: Artificial Intelligence and the overall US reaction to Putin.

    On AI, he can speak from experience, having both won and lost to “Deep Blue.” He defines the future, not in terms of artificial intelligence beating human intelligence, but in terms of exploring what human intelligence can do when teamed up with artificial intelligence. [My example: don’t ask whether a computer can beat a chess champion. Ask whether Garry Kasparov with his computer could beat Magnus Carlsen with his computer.]

    On US policy toward Putin, Kasparov is an important reality check. He has contempt for Trump, of course. But he also faults the Obama / Hillary Clinton approach to Putin in the earlier years, when the Russian opposition to Putin would have appreciated more pushback against Putin, as he consolidated power. To put it in our contemporary terms, his complaint is that the West, including Obama and HRC, “normalized” Putin, rather than resisting and fighting back.

    We can talk about this “in retrospect” for us; he was living through those days and being deeply disappointed in the US, the EU, and most of their leaders. Well worth looking into.

    (I will say, that I kinda want to support chess masters and pianists who have left Russia.)

  51. 51.

    Baud

    January 14, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    @Yarrow: Oh God, if I had a nickel for every kid we had to go through to get the lighting just right…

  52. 52.

    Mnemosyne

    January 14, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    @germy:

    I don’t know what GG is babbling about and I really don’t care. I do find it quite telling that he chose to attack Adam Schiff, who has been pushing hard about Russian interference in 2016.

  53. 53.

    zhena gogolia

    January 14, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Chicken soup FTW!

  54. 54.

    Mike J

    January 14, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: I’ve actually heard people argue it. Sorry to jump to conclusions.

    Usually they’re either people who don’t understand how actual businesses work, or people who want to sell you the newest snake oil that has all the same problems.

  55. 55.

    Yarrow

    January 14, 2018 at 4:18 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Total coincidence, of course. Seriously, all Dems who speak out against Russian interference in our elections and society in general need to be prepared for something like that.

    Don’t know if you saw this–I posted it in the morning thread. (Note: had to remove some hashtags to get by our limit of links here.)

    Sweden will create a new public authority responsible for countering disinformation and increase resilience among the public, says PM Löfven
    #baltics pic.twitter.com/J699Q191ao— Anna Wieslander (@AnnwieAnna) January 14, 2018

    We could benefit from some education on disinformation here.

  56. 56.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 14, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Oh no!! I am so thankful that as greedy as my dogs are, they don’t eat sh*t. Couldn’t deal with them since I’m hugging and kissing their cheeks all the dang time.

    Try brushing their teeth and giving them dental sticks to chew. I think there’s something you can spray on sh*t to make it yucky to your dog.

  57. 57.

    mai naem mobile

    January 14, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Greenwald’s probably ‘verifying’ these emails as we speak. Gotta do what you gotta do for your pay master right? Seriously, at some point doesn’t this stuff get disregarded when the media find out that the Russians have edited or plain made up these emails.

  58. 58.

    Baud

    January 14, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    @Yarrow: Constituents need to be educated too. They were able to peel off just enough to win in 2016.

    ETA:. I missed that you said this first time I read it.

  59. 59.

    Yarrow

    January 14, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    @Baud: I know. You talked about that big pile of kids next to the burning house at the time. They were just so uncooperative.

  60. 60.

    zhena gogolia

    January 14, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    PushkinGogolDostoevskyTolstoy PavlovaBulgakovPetrushevskayaAkhmatova TsvetaevaMandelstamBrodskyGlinkaTchaikovsky GoncharovaSikorskyLomonosovMendeleyevPavlov NabokovKomissarzhevakayaBlokSologubBely LermontovNureyevBaryshnikovHvorostovskyNetrebkoYulBrynner

    Do I have to go on?

  61. 61.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    I suppose it’s just entirely coincidence that she chose to challenge Ben Cardin

    Is it because of where she lives? I don’t know enough about her campaign to understand what she’s doing.

  62. 62.

    JohnO

    January 14, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    Hypothetically (of course) who might a person contact if they were willing to hide a Dreamer or two?

    Asking for an acquaintance…

  63. 63.

    Mike J

    January 14, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    @Mnemosyne: He’s upset about FISA, which allows courts to review law enforcement use of wiretaps against foreign agents inside the United States.

  64. 64.

    Mike J

    January 14, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    @JohnO: Courts overturned Trump admin. No need to hide, they can reapply, at least for now.

  65. 65.

    Yarrow

    January 14, 2018 at 4:24 pm

    @Baud: I edited it because I forgot to include it. Was so focused on getting rid of the too many hashtags to make sure it would post.

  66. 66.

    Baud

    January 14, 2018 at 4:25 pm

    @Yarrow: Ah, good. It’s hard to know whether one is losing one’s mind these days.

  67. 67.

    ThresherK

    January 14, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: That’s not very much of a coincidence to me.

  68. 68.

    debit

    January 14, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Supposedly, if you put a few chunks of fresh pineapple in your dog’s food it will make his shit less palatable to him. This doesn’t help with his current breath but hopefully will stop him from eating it in the future. Wait, is this Mingobat Darlington Prunebanks we’re talking about?

  69. 69.

    MisterForkbeard

    January 14, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    @Mike J: To be fair, FISA isn’t particularly fantastic, though it’s useful for LEO and is generally easy to get authorization, even retroactively. In fact, it’s explicitly designed so you can get authorization after the fact to enable listening in on rapidly evolving situations.

    This is what made Bush’s warrantless wiretapping so bad. He couldn’t even get the FISA court to sign off on it, and it signs off on nearly everything.

  70. 70.

    JohnO

    January 14, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    @Mike J:

    This person I know is being proactive.

  71. 71.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    January 14, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    Thank you all for the suggestions. I already gave him some of those teeth cleaning chews, and I’ll try the pineapple and the carrot and peanut butter later on. And, yeah, I know that Russia is more than Stalin and Putin. I just get frustrated and pissed off by all the shit coming from the people who run the place. It isn’t rational or fair, and I know that.

  72. 72.

    Yarrow

    January 14, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    @JohnO: I’d suggest talking to churches that work with that community, especially if the person can find churches that have said they shelter immigrants. Also, check with local groups working with Dreamers and immigrants. If the person is not known to the groups or churches, they should be prepared to be treated with some suspicion as immigrants are under a great deal of stress at this point and ICE is doing things like deporting people direct from hospitals and waiting at courthouses to arrest people.

  73. 73.

    JohnO

    January 14, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Thank you!

  74. 74.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 14, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    @Baud: Getting ready for a photoshoot in Pasadena.

    @Yarrow: Heh, that too.

  75. 75.

    Baud

    January 14, 2018 at 4:36 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Do you have enough kittens? Don’t want a repeat of last time.

  76. 76.

    danielx

    January 14, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    When people have been living under a police state for the last thousand years or so….

  77. 77.

    Gelfling 545

    January 14, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    Just finished the first 4 chapters of Fire and Fury. If a quarter of what Wolffe wrote is true things are so much worse thst I ever imagined. And I imagined it was pretty bad.

  78. 78.

    Damned at Random

    January 14, 2018 at 4:40 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I’m reading Gorky’s autobiographies – laughing and crying – sometimes in the same chapter. Late 19th century Russia was a shithole (no apologies, I use that language in public) and ripe for revolution. Something about shitholes results in great literature (See also WIlliam Faulkner, Charles Dickens)

  79. 79.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 14, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    May be Maggie Hackerman can ask the president to name the shit hole countries. That should do wonders for diplomacy.

  80. 80.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    @Gelfling 545: Is there a lot of Melania in it? Or does she just burst into tears on election night and then fade into the background?

  81. 81.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    Wikileaks founder Julian Assange ‘poor hygiene’ bothering Ecuador …
    news.stamfordglobal.com/

    2 days ago – WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange is at risk of being forced out of his hideaway at the Ecuador embassy in London over complaints about his body odour…. … The exiled WikiLeaks founder’s bad hygiene is one reason Ecuador’s embassy in London wants to boot him, according to a report Friday.

  82. 82.

    Another Scott

    January 14, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    @JohnO: Dunno if you’ll find information like that on a simple Google search.

    UnitedWeDream might be plugged into people who might know, though.

    The best thing to do is to do, IMHO, is what you can to make sure that the temporary injunction from the court is made permanent and/or a sensible DACA bill is enacted quickly.

    HTH a little. Good luck!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  83. 83.

    Yarrow

    January 14, 2018 at 4:45 pm

    @JohnO: You’re welcome. Since the courts have pushed back on the Trump administration, now is the time to start volunteering or doing the research so that if shelter is needed in the future this person is already a known and hopefully trusted person to the groups and can step in right away.

  84. 84.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 14, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    @Yarrow: SPLC needs volunteers to represent immigrants caught up in the deportation detention machine, especially lawyers.

  85. 85.

    Another Scott

    January 14, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    Hey JC and/or Alain – someone needs to update the Copyright date here. It’s 2018 now. ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.
    (“Who notes the copyright notice is optional since 1989.”)

  86. 86.

    Adria McDowell

    January 14, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    It’s not Russians I have a problem with, it’s Putin and his oligarchs.

    Lest we forget, plenty of Russians have suffered under them for a while.

    I’m glad Mrs. Gin and Tonic is feeling better. Same for raven.

  87. 87.

    Ruckus

    January 14, 2018 at 4:58 pm

    @opiejeanne:
    Decades ago I knew two Russians, one thought that the general living conditions and that to accomplish anything required bribery were not good. The other thought that because everyone he knew was in the same boat and he didn’t have to work that hard (We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us), it was better in Russia than in the US where he actually had to earn his pay. I think, from all I’ve learned from others from Russia since then, that for most people, these are the main differences in day to day life.

  88. 88.

    Adria McDowell

    January 14, 2018 at 5:01 pm

    @germy: Nicknames I saw on Twitter about that:

    #BootieLeaks
    #DoodyLeaks

  89. 89.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 14, 2018 at 5:02 pm

    @Baud: No kittens, just puppies.

    ETA: Trying to herd cats is almost as bad as herding Democrats.

  90. 90.

    Doug R

    January 14, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    @Baud:

    I don’t know why you keep reposting his tweets. We all know what he is now.

    Russian asset?

  91. 91.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 14, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Yikes. It’s kind of harsh to claim that an entire country of millions of people is useless and corrupt. Putin and Russian leaders aren’t decent people and are dicks for messing around with other country’s elections and invading neighbors but I cannot speak against an entire nation. Based on my background, wouldn’t want folks to denounce the entire country of Jamaica because of its crime and homophobia and overlook the fact that there are many good people living there. Ditto the U.S. where I now live.

  92. 92.

    WaterGirl

    January 14, 2018 at 5:05 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: So glad your wife is back home, what a relief! So there was no other mystery problem? That would be a relief, too!

  93. 93.

    Suzanne

    January 14, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    I have some Russian neighbors two doors down. When they moved in, they commented positively on my choice of political yard signs. And Spawn the Younger plays with their kids. I like them much more than the white family one house over. The paterfamilias told me he sits by the window with his gun all day.

    What a street I live on.

  94. 94.

    WaterGirl

    January 14, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): There are these things called Greenies for dogs and cats that are supposed to freshen their breath. You can find them at the pet store.

  95. 95.

    spudgun

    January 14, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Missed getting to respond to you in an earlier thread, but just wanted to say how sorry I was to hear about your poor kitties – my condolences.

  96. 96.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 14, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    @Baud: I feel you. Greenwald has long since gone over to the other side. The fact that he’s now a full time Trump/Putin apologist is sad, to the say the least, but that’s where he wants to be so to hell with him.

  97. 97.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    @Adria McDowell: Those are great. When I first read the story, I wondered why I wasn’t surprised at all.

  98. 98.

    Doug R

    January 14, 2018 at 5:11 pm

    @Yarrow:

    So impatient! Billin’s working on the one of you rescuing that kid from the burning house. He’ll get to the puppies one after that.

    Found it!

  99. 99.

    Ruckus

    January 14, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    @germy:
    Julian needs a boot camp shower.
    We had a fellow who wouldn’t take a shower. Earned him the pleasure of having zero friends. Have no idea why, maybe those other swinging dicks all around him or some such but living very closely with 80 people either you all have to shower or no one should. (Been in both situations in the navy, some times there wasn’t enough fresh water to take showers. For weeks. Fun times)
    Every day after his “forceful scrubbing” he’d loudly announce when he was taking a shower. Still didn’t earn him friend one.

  100. 100.

    WaterGirl

    January 14, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    @germy: I thought somebody just gave him citizenship so he wouldn’t have to stay cooped up? It’s so hard to keep up…

  101. 101.

    Yarrow

    January 14, 2018 at 5:14 pm

    @WaterGirl: Ecuador asked the UK to grant him diplomatic status, which I guess would mean he could come and go freely, and the UK turned them down.

  102. 102.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    The eternal question:

    Which countries are the bigger shitholes: the ones that got rich off of free labor/human trafficking, the exploitation of natural resources of other nations, and the systematic genocide of the indigenous, or the ones recovering from such acts?— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) January 14, 2018

  103. 103.

    WaterGirl

    January 14, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    @Yarrow: Yeah, but I thought Ecuador gave him citizenship after that. Maybe I’m on drugs?

  104. 104.

    spudgun

    January 14, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: So happy to hear the good news – what a relief! I agree with others – be sure to take care of yourself too —

  105. 105.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 14, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: “All the Black ones, Maggie”. He’d probably be so comfortable with her since she’s such a champion of his presidency that he wouldn’t even hold back. And the bonus would be that his base would give him a standing O.

  106. 106.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 5:18 pm

    @WaterGirl: I think he’d be cooped up somewhere no matter what his status was. I remember reading an in-depth article about him a few years back; one of those long profile pieces. He seems like he’s spent his life couch surfing.

    If he had his own apartment, it’d be bare except for one chair and a mattress on the floor.

  107. 107.

    Ruckus

    January 14, 2018 at 5:19 pm

    @WaterGirl:
    He still wouldn’t be able to walk freely in Britain. He’d need a current visa or diplomatic status. And it seems that Britain is not going to give him either.

  108. 108.

    Yarrow

    January 14, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    @WaterGirl: Citizenship first, then trying to get him diplomatic status. The first Ecuador can do on their own. Apparently, the second was rejected by Britain’s Foreign Office, who I guess have some say in who can be in their country as a diplomat.

  109. 109.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 14, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    he road back will take a while, but it appears she’s on the mend.

    Good to hear. Hope she gets better soon.

  110. 110.

    Patricia Kayden

    January 14, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    @germy: Great question. Requires some thoughtfulness and empathy, both of which Trump lacks.

  111. 111.

    germy

    January 14, 2018 at 5:28 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:
    She is one of the greats on twitter:

    They call them “developing countries” because “countries struggling to recover from being ruthlessly pillaged and systematically destabilized” doesn’t have the same ring.— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) January 6, 2018

  112. 112.

    Gretchen

    January 14, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Glad to hear she’s on the mend and home.

  113. 113.

    WaterGirl

    January 14, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    @Yarrow: That makes sense. Thank you!

  114. 114.

    zhena gogolia

    January 14, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    @spudgun:

    Thank you.

  115. 115.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 14, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I read about your kittehs, how are you holding up? {{{ }}}

  116. 116.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 14, 2018 at 5:50 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Plishnetskaya

  117. 117.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 14, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    @zhena gogolia: @SiubhanDuinne:

    GlièreRimskyKorsakovStravinskyGlazunovGretchaninovProkofievShostakovichBortniansky….

  118. 118.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    January 14, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Dear Vladmir, I received your generous payment to my Swiss account – thank you. I agree, Trump mental health is deteriorating rapidly and you may need to let him go. It’s sad because we had such high hopes sanctions would be lifted. I will send new documents via secure courier. I love how dumb, naive whistleblowers send us material, not knowing we’re an FSB front. PS — hacking the Steelers’ game plan and leaking it to the Jaguars was brilliant & witty payback for Olympic ban. Anywarys, give my love to Wendi Deng. Stay strong. Dasvidaniya. — Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) January 13, 2018

  119. 119.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 14, 2018 at 6:24 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: And scientists and mathematicians too. George Gamow, Mendeleev,

  120. 120.

    debbie

    January 14, 2018 at 6:41 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    No love for Nijinsky? ;)

    Seriously, I wonder what those on your list would have thought about Putin.

  121. 121.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 14, 2018 at 6:48 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Yup. Also Lobaschevsky.

    You and ZG and I (and others who have weighed in) are demonstrating that any problems are with Russian governments, whether Czarist or Soviet or Putinesque — not with the beautiful and brilliant and gifted Russian people.

  122. 122.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 14, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    @debbie: Nijinsky’s a horse.

  123. 123.

    debbie

    January 14, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Nah, a bit more graceful than a horse.

  124. 124.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    January 14, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    @zhena gogolia: yeah. you left off Boris Pasternak, Natasha Fatale, Sergei Eisenstein, Maria Sharapova, Olga Korbut, Yuri Gagarin

  125. 125.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 14, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    @debbie: A horse, I tell you.

  126. 126.

    debbie

    January 14, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    A horse who came to a better end than the dancer, apparently.

  127. 127.

    marc

    January 14, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    “These emails and documents point to the fact that the Europeans and the Anglo-Saxons are fighting for power and cash in the sports world,”

    They needed to steal dox to know this? Seriously?

  128. 128.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 14, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    @debbie: I guessing it wasn’t a bad life for a horse.

  129. 129.

    nycmt

    January 14, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    My first lover in college was a Muscovite. She came out under Jackson-Vannik with a diversion to the States after Vienna. (We’re still great friends, her with her four kids and the two of mine) I’m not interested in demonizing 140 million people.

  130. 130.

    debbie

    January 14, 2018 at 7:24 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I think you’re right. From your link:

    Nijinsky sired 155 Stakes/Group winners…

  131. 131.

    Kayla Rudbek

    January 14, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): the periodic table was discovered/invented by a Russian. They’re decent at physics and good at math. But absolutely lousy at biology

  132. 132.

    Aardvark Cheeselog

    January 14, 2018 at 8:42 pm

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch.

  133. 133.

    J R in WV

    January 14, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    So glad your wife is home and doing well.

  134. 134.

    J R in WV

    January 14, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    You left out Rachmaninoff, Vladimir Horowitz, Borodin, just a boat load of composers and musicians. No hard feelings. Rachmaninoff is my favorite, piano concertos, Variations on a theme by – shit I forget his name… it will come to me if I keep talking… Paganini! Famous violinist who created this theme as a cadenza in a violin concerto.

    Artur Rubenstein too.

  135. 135.

    Another Scott

    January 14, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    @J R in WV: And Alisa Zinov’yevna Rosenbaum!

    (DRVF)*

    Cheers,
    Scott.
    * – duck and run very fast.

  136. 136.

    smedley the uncertain

    January 14, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Ah Ha! Lobachevsky 1793-1856.
    Who made me the genius I am today?
    One man deserves the credit
    one man deserves the blame
    and Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name..

    This threadis by now dead but then so is Nicolai
    But, Tom Lehrer lives on…

  137. 137.

    smedley the uncertain

    January 15, 2018 at 12:10 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: Ahhh, Natasha dollink… Where is squirrel?

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