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Did We Luck Out?

by $8 blue check mistermix|  January 8, 20209:10 am| 80 Comments

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It looks like no US personnel were killed in last night’s missile attack. Steve M thinks that Republicans are going to declare victory and move on, with Trump dancing on Soleimani’s grave during campaign rallies. So maybe we won’t have big lasting consequences from the latest Trump blunder. What say you?

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  1. 1.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    January 8, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Yeah, it’s logical.

    I just hope it’s not wishful thinking that the fallout will be so limited.

  2. 2.

    Zzyzx

    January 8, 2020 at 9:13 am

    My biggest fear right now is that we won’t be able to take relative victory as being good enough and keep mocking Trump until he feels compelled to strike again.

  3. 3.

    Jim Bales

    January 8, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Since we have two in the family on active duty, with 6 deployments to Iraq, Afghanistan, and “eastern Africa” between them, I hope to God this is it.

    Jim

  4. 4.

    Cheryl Rofer

    January 8, 2020 at 9:14 am

    There will likely be other Iranian actions, harder to trace, at times and places of their choosing.
    And I think Trump plans to speak this morning? Will be hard to get him not to spike the football.
    And Pompeo, Giuliani, and others will still want war with Iran.

    And, of course, Trump could always cause another crisis. Don’t forget that he caused this one.

  5. 5.

    zhena gogolia

    January 8, 2020 at 9:15 am

    I understand that Pompeo and Pence were the cheerleaders for the assassination of Soleimani. We’ve all been thinking that it’s Trump who wants to wag the dog, but of course Pence and Pompeo are also implicated in the Ukraine thing up to their eyebrows. I don’t buy the “rapture” thing. They don’t seriously believe in that. They want to keep their power.

  6. 6.

    zhena gogolia

    January 8, 2020 at 9:16 am

    @Jim Bales:

    I am praying for some wisdom to descend on our “leaders.”

    Many on twitter would like to see Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric in the front lines.

  7. 7.

    germy

    January 8, 2020 at 9:16 am

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    And, of course, Trump could always cause another crisis. Don’t forget that he caused this one.

    Some people lurch from crisis to crisis.  Trump struts.

  8. 8.

    Cheryl Rofer

    January 8, 2020 at 9:17 am

    And, of course, the warmongering press. Dana Priest looks like a good person to follow on that.

    A fantastic column by ⁦@Sulliview⁩ ⁦@PostBaron⁩ The Post & others should get ⁦@tomricks1⁩ and other likeminded on the case. Last time, in 2003 and speaking as a natsec reporter then, we mostly blew it. https://t.co/kE9dE3WOz4

    — dana priest (@danapriest) January 8, 2020

    Already @mikiebarb & @toddzwillich using the conventional “we are the superpower” mindset to assert US primacy over Iran. But 18 years of war teaches us the stunning power of asymmetric warfare, imagination and self-determination.

    — dana priest (@danapriest) January 8, 2020

  9. 9.

    Zzyzx

    January 8, 2020 at 9:17 am

    Ultimately, this feels like a peak Trump moment: do something bad that could have awful consequences, back down at the last second, want a reward for stopping the crisis that he created. Even still, I’ll give him a cookie if it means no war.

  10. 10.

    Betty Cracker

    January 8, 2020 at 9:18 am

    Depends on which Fox News programs Trump saw last. If he watched Hannity, he’ll want to start WWIII. If he watched Fox & Friends this morning, he’ll use the “address to the nation” to blame Obama for the crisis and sing his own praises

    ETA: CNN just said Trump’s “address” will be at 11 AM. My guess is his aides are still slapping him awake after an epic Adderall and foreign Sudafed binge.

  11. 11.

    Cheryl Rofer

    January 8, 2020 at 9:20 am

    President @realDonaldTrump will deliver remarks at 11AM ET today.

    — The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 8, 2020

  12. 12.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 8, 2020 at 9:23 am

    @Betty Cracker: Oh the joys of having an impulsive child running 1/3 of the world’s most powerful government.

    Hillary, why couldn’t you have just winged it at the debates? /S

  13. 13.

    Zzyzx

    January 8, 2020 at 9:24 am

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    I’m sure they’ll be calm and reassuring, explaining our logical goals, showing a path to achieve them, and won’t have any moments of taunting or gloating.

    Actually, we probably are likely to get “Good Trump” today which will be dumb but not frothing at the mouth.

  14. 14.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 8, 2020 at 9:25 am

    @Cheryl Rofer: Good time to check on today’s deli counter specials at the store.  I think I need more lunch meat.

  15. 15.

    Hawes

    January 8, 2020 at 9:25 am

    This is the end of the public phase of Iranian response.

    The next response will be three weeks from now, when Trump Tower Mumbai mysteriously catches fire after a gas explosion in the kitchens.

  16. 16.

    p.a.

    January 8, 2020 at 9:29 am

    TPM:

    According to Trump’s Razor: “ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts” and that answer is likely correct.

     

    The Iranians are ‘playing the game’- a reaction calculated to defuse the situation.  (And allow further actions at points of their own choosing)  Maybe they, too, don’t realize Trump is an ignoramus who does not understand, know, or care abt rules, balanced response, anything!!???  Or are they relying on people in DoD (hopeful they aren’t foolish enough to have any faith in dollhand’s inner circle) to ratchet down the situation?

  17. 17.

    germy

    January 8, 2020 at 9:29 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Good time to check on today’s deli counter specials at the store.  I think I need more lunch meat.

    You can get plenty of baloney if you stay home and tune in.

  18. 18.

    Baud

    January 8, 2020 at 9:32 am

    @p.a.:

    Iranians don’t want full scale war and they want more international support and leverage.

  19. 19.

    germy

    January 8, 2020 at 9:33 am

    It's 12:20 am and Fox News expert on Iran and Iraq is a disgraced retired general who was disciplined by the Pentagon in 2004 for calling the war on terror a holy war and has said that Islam doesn't deserve first amendment protections. pic.twitter.com/j3n8q2txBr
    — John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) January 8, 2020

  20. 20.

    Jeffro

    January 8, 2020 at 9:33 am

    I don’t care if we lucked out.  I don’t care what he has to say at 11.  I’m still visiting his final resting place for a well-deserved “tribute” when the time comes.

  21. 21.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    January 8, 2020 at 9:34 am

    Good morning, BJ. I took a self-imposed mental-health moratorium from the news beginning around Dec 23 and the first thing I saw when I peeked back into news was this Iran crap. So I bailed out and have only gradually got back into reading news, especially Trump-related stories.

    The Trump-administration diet of daily outrage and existential fear for the nation is very hard to get back into once you get off the hamster wheel. (Did I cram too many round metaphors into a square peg there?)

  22. 22.

    germy

    January 8, 2020 at 9:34 am

    Trump’s Mission Accomplished moment?

    “The Trump campaign has run nearly 800 distinct Facebook ads about the killing of Suleimani”https://t.co/Iv2y0lu6NN

    — Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 8, 2020

    There’s a built-in Pavlovian audience for saber-rattling. We just have to outvote them. https://t.co/OKBsAEU1P0
    — Roy Edroso (@edroso) January 8, 2020

  23. 23.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    January 8, 2020 at 9:37 am

    @germy: 

    There’s a built-in Pavlovian audience for saber-rattling.

     

    Far too many of those Pavlovian droolers have column space in newspapers and airtime on TV.

  24. 24.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 8, 2020 at 9:42 am

    @germy: More of a Polish ham guy.

  25. 25.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 8, 2020 at 9:46 am

    OT – I’m getting an ad for pizza ovens.  More like this please. :)

  26. 26.

    MattF

    January 8, 2020 at 9:49 am

    Since ‘The Far Side’ returned, there have been lots of appropriate links. Here’s one:

    https://www.thefarside.com/2020/01/08/4

  27. 27.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2020 at 9:53 am

    all the smart people say Iran will bide its time, let everybody get complacent, then hit in an asymmetric way

    the probability that trump will be as obnoxious as he will in his triumphalist probably won’t go unnoticed

  28. 28.

    jonas

    January 8, 2020 at 9:54 am

    Couple of problems still to contend with as a result of Trump’s fun little game of international hornet nest whacking: Iran has pretty much declared that the JCPOA is dead and that it will forge ahead with its nuclear program. That’s not good. Second, while the mullahs who run Iran were no doubt outraged by Soleimani’s killing, they were almost certainly also high-fiving each other behind closed doors. This was an unprecedented gift right at a moment when the popular anger against them was starting to boil over. Now everyone’s back on the “Death to America” bandwagon and rallying behind the ayatollah. They will almost certainly use this “national emergency” to further crack down on dissent and entrench their power.

  29. 29.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 8, 2020 at 9:56 am

    What say you?

    That this was for Iranian TV. What is coming next won’t be near so photogenic.

  30. 30.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 8, 2020 at 9:57 am

    @MattF: LOL Well done, Mr. Larson.

  31. 31.

    germy

    January 8, 2020 at 9:57 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    What is coming next won’t be near so photogenic.

    Cyber attacks?

  32. 32.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 8, 2020 at 9:59 am

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    Good piece by Margaret Sullivan. I hadn’t expected to laugh while reading it, but I found this line funny:

    One hears the rumor that Bernie Sanders, the senator from Vermont, presidential hopeful and Iraq War opponent, is willing to hold forth on occasion.

  33. 33.

    New Deal democrat

    January 8, 2020 at 10:02 am

    I have been trying to game out Iran’s response ever since Friday.  Here’s a few points:

    1. Just to be clear, Iran miscalculated too. They kept poking the bear and not getting a response, so they got more and more aggressive. Well, they finally got their response. Probably not the one they wanted.

    2. Further on the same point, Trump has made very clear in the past that he doesn’t understand why the US doesn’t make use of its nuclear weapons. We are at most two more rounds of escalation before Trump impulsively decides to use one.

    3. Presumably (hopefully?) Iran’s decision-makers know that too. So here’s their quandary: how do they hit back to the assassination of their senior General enough to be a reasonable retaliation from their point of view, without escalating the situation so that Trump starts to consider even more extreme measures (see #2 above)?

    4. Last night’s response looks calculated to fit into the narrow slot of #3 above, all the while preserving their freedom of action do retaliate further if they feel like it.

    5. If I am Iran, I look for Iraq’s leadership to follow up on the demand for US troops to leave by setting a timetable. I maybe also discreetly help the Taliban in Afghanistan inflict more punishment on the US deployment there to get those troops out as well. And maybe I play footsie with Putin to get him to help Trump see the light to pull out of Syria. In short, not taking further hostile action now can accomplish Iran’s longer term aims without escalation.

    6. Once the US is out of Iraq, and probably Afghanistan too, the US is deprived of a platform to meaningfully attempt a land war on Iranian soil.

    7. If the Democrats beat Trump in November, and he and his family are out of the White House in January 2021, he no longer has access to the nuclear button. *That* is when, to quote a mobster movie, “revenge is a dish best served cold,” perhaps very personally.

  34. 34.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 8, 2020 at 10:04 am

    @jonas:
    I had occurred to me to wonder whether or not the Iranians were themselvs behind the intel on Soleimani. Not saying they were, just that it would make a certain sense for them.

  35. 35.

    mapaghimagsik

    January 8, 2020 at 10:06 am

    @germy: He rides a golf cart. The media describes his pantload waddle as a strut.

  36. 36.

    OzarkHillbilly

    January 8, 2020 at 10:08 am

    @germy: No idea. If I were them I’d engage in some more sabotage on KSA oil facilities etc in a deniable fashion. Sending oil past $100/barrel would leave a mark.

    ETA and I am thinking along the lines of an “industrial accident” caused by an agent working at a facility, not another drone attack via proxy.

  37. 37.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2020 at 10:12 am

    Grace Segers‏Verified account @Grace_Segers 16m16 minutes ag

    Just remembered that there is a Trump rally tomorrow in Toledo, Ohio

    I’m sure he’ll be a model sobriety, gravity and restraint in discussing his foreign policy

  38. 38.

    Ten Bears

    January 8, 2020 at 10:15 am

    Various reporting indicates they deliberately missed. They could have landed those missiles on barracks and mess tents. They landed them in an empty field. They could have blown the shit out of the place. They didn’t. They just let us know they can.

    “Counting coup” is only scalping, taking your dead enemies’ hair – a unique white-man’s tradition – in the movies. That’s just mutilating the dead. Stealing your sleeping enemies’ horse, or a lock of his hair, is “counting coup”.

  39. 39.

    Cheryl Rofer

    January 8, 2020 at 10:18 am

    @jonas: On the nuclear agreement, check this out. It’s not dead unless Trump wants it to be.

  40. 40.

    hilts

    January 8, 2020 at 10:19 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I suspect that Trump is curled up in a fetal position under his desk.

  41. 41.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 10:19 am

    You either hold the war criminals accountable or live long enough to see them in the party’s next administration— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) June 22, 2019

    None of the coverage provided deep background or mention of the Israeli attacks against the PMU/Syria, the refusal to integrate into Iraq’s military and the Saudi “de-escalation” deal Soleimani was bringing when he was accidentally killed. Accidentally? https://t.co/Pf2Z0K2zW7— Robert Young Pelton (@RYP__) January 8, 2020

    It’s a day ending in “y”.

    The Vegas over/under says Dolt 45 will take Iran’s restrained “show of force”, as an opportunity to denigrate Iran further, ( “their” ( insert demeaning adjective here) missiles can’t hit anything, “our” missiles kill millions),

    and the side bet is at 1:7 that Mini Himmler Miller slips sove variation of “raghead” or “towelhead” into the speech.

    Meanwhile, all anti-ISIL Operations are frozen, training and assist missions are frozen, Coelition Forces are still transiting from embedded and forward positions to defendable bases, German, France, Britain, Canada and the rest of NATO are condemning US actions, will not assist if things escalate, and are laying assets in place to evacuate troops, police, and everybody else.

    I wonder if this will be like Yemen, when the Chinese Navy evacuated American citizens?

  42. 42.

    Cheryl Rofer

    January 8, 2020 at 10:20 am

    @Ten Bears:

    no https://t.co/BbDyOv3X3U

    — Gerry Doyle (@mgerrydoyle) January 8, 2020

  43. 43.

    Jim Parish

    January 8, 2020 at 10:21 am

    I find the administration’s assertion that timidity invites further aggression to be interesting. Apparently they don’t realize that that cuts both ways.

  44. 44.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 10:28 am

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    150 foot CEP.

    Blast radius out to 1500 feet, so yeah.

    4 allegedly failed, but unlike Tomahawks, none seem to have missed their targets in Iraq entirely, and wound up in Turkey and Syria instead.

  45. 45.

    Lapassionara

    January 8, 2020 at 10:29 am

    @hilts: I doubt that. To the extent he has the ability to think and reason, he is more likely to be thumping his chest and getting ready to preen for the cameras.

  46. 46.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 10:31 am

    1. I want to express this carefully cause I don't want to minimize anything that results in loss of life. But missiles flying back/forth in Mid East is all too common (something US can handle) & not what makes me nervous about the Soleimani situationHere's what makes me nervous https://t.co/F2LYk09m5w— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) January 8, 2020

    2. What makes me nervous is illustrated in the WSJ story. The Iranian government has always operated on its own timeline. If you think Iran lobbing missiles over the border is the kind of revenge they ultimately have in mind, you're wrong. https://t.co/qeL7jkzQhd— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) January 8, 2020

  47. 47.

    Immanentize

    January 8, 2020 at 10:31 am

    @Ten Bears:That is a great point. Thank you. Didn’t “counting coup” start as an elaborate native ‘game’ of touch tag as war? In the Northeast, I heard the tradition was to touch your enemy with your war club (get close enough to do it) rather than beating them to death with it?

    I remember we did the same thing to the Ruskies in Syria. Ok, you dropped mustard gas and petrol bombs onto civilians. We will retaliate by attacking the airfield you used for the operation!! We hit some out buildings, no one was liked (or even injured?) And we somehow entirely missed the runway or aircraft facilities.

    Coup-fourré!

  48. 48.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 10:34 am

    I hate to quote him, but;

    Pentagon official tells me that many US military leaders think Iran deliberately chose targets that would NOT result in loss of life especially US life: “Deliberate targets, minimum damage, maximum warning/effect.”— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) January 8, 2020

  49. 49.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 8, 2020 at 10:36 am

    @Hawes: WTF India is roiled with protests, the RWNJs are tearing the country apart, why would you wish this on Mumbai even in jest. Fuck you.

  50. 50.

    PaulWartenberg

    January 8, 2020 at 10:36 am

    It’s not going to last. Something will come up to make trump freak out and order more strikes on Iran. The impeachment process is not going away.

    trump is a barely-functioning addict. he’s going to want his next high.

  51. 51.

    Betty Cracker

    January 8, 2020 at 10:37 am

    Pence will also be at the “address,” or so CNN tells me. Will the VP’s loving spaniel gaze play the role of a security blanket? Or will Trump outsource the non-braggy parts of the speech to Pence because Trump can’t read a teleprompter for more than a few minutes without glazing over and mispronouncing simple words?

  52. 52.

    PaulWartenberg

    January 8, 2020 at 10:37 am

    @Jay:

    We are officially in the timeline where IRAN is the rational actor on the global stage.

  53. 53.

    dmsilev

    January 8, 2020 at 10:39 am

    @Betty Cracker: Maybe Pence will deploy the Stern Glare of Manliness that he used oh so successfully at the Korean DMZ a century or three ago.

  54. 54.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 10:41 am

    So, update to comment #44:

    Two Iranian Rocket landed near alHeet in the village of alMabghia 30km away from alAssad base, failed to explode and no casualties in the area. الصواريخ الايرانية عدد ٢ سقطت قرب مدينة هيت – قرية المبغية وتبعد ٣٠ كم عن عين الاسد وبدون اي خسائر بشرية #US #Iran #IranAttacks pic.twitter.com/UfKr05JTVZ— Farhad Alaaldin (@farhad965) January 8, 2020

    So, the missiles were either programmed to arm shortly before target impact, ( arming circuit tied to the navigation system or track profile to minimize casualties if it goes astray), or the warhead failed to dentonate, ( less likely).

  55. 55.

    Baud

    January 8, 2020 at 10:42 am

    @PaulWartenberg:

    Don’t exaggerate. They’re simply the less irrational actor.

  56. 56.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    January 8, 2020 at 10:43 am

    asymmetric possibility: Adam Davidson states as a fact that IRGC money was laundered in trump’s Azerbaijani project.

    Adam Davidson‏Verified account @adamdavidson Jan 5
    The Trump Organization.
    Ivanka worked extremely closely with the Mammadovs on their absurd tower.
    In 2015, the Trump Org acknowledged they knew the Mammadovs were likely laundering money for the IRGC.
    They kept working with them until after the 2016 election.

    What does Iran have to lose by leaking proof of that? 

    all depends, still, on how focused Iran is on trump as opposed to the US

  57. 57.

    catclub

    January 8, 2020 at 10:44 am

    @Baud: This. And if their goal is getting US troops out of Iraq, Trump’s actions have helped that tremendously.

  58. 58.

    Bill Arnold

    January 8, 2020 at 10:46 am

    Did We Luck Out?

    Yes, we did. (What is luck, on a large scale?)
    The unbearable lightness of luck: Three sources of overconfidence in the manageability of nuclear crises (Benoît Pelopidas, 2017, 23 pages)
    It is about the failures of French scholarship regarding the Cuban Missile Crisis.
    See also Why No Mushroom Clouds? (Michael Krepon, December 16, 2019)

  59. 59.

    Ladyraxterinok

    January 8, 2020 at 10:47 am

    @Ten Bears: Read hrs ago that scalping started in French and Indian War when either French or British wanted Natives to supply scalps of dead to prove number of enemy killed

    So a ‘savage’ act came from the ‘civilized’ whites

  60. 60.

    catclub

    January 8, 2020 at 10:47 am

    @PaulWartenberg: Ummm, Iran was also the rational actor in 2003 when they offered to help Bush oppose BinLaden and alQaeda.

    We said ‘fuck you’ to them then, instead.

  61. 61.

    marv

    January 8, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Certainly not an expert, but I think this was a semi-brilliant move, if it works, by the Iranians to defuse or deescalate the current situation. I think it would be extraordinarily naïve to think that means it’s over for them, in regard to Soleimani. They wanted the Shah’s body back after he died. But also it seems to me they’ve gained a lot already (American isolation on this matter, possible eviction from Iraq, etc) and the more rationally and moderately they act right now, the better they look to everybody. I also just don’t think Trump has any idea what he’s dealing with here and agree with the person above who said one future action from Iran might be aimed at him or his family, after his finger is  no longer on the nuclear trigger. I’m reminded of a great old film The Long Good Friday. First time I ever saw or heard of Bob Hoskins. He’s a big London mobster – big enough to try to get the Olympics for Great Britain. One of his underlings holds up and kills some IRA guys. As they begin to get revenge, he hands out guns (hey, it’s England) to his crew to try to find out who is after him. The IRA blows up his restaurant.

  62. 62.

    catclub

    January 8, 2020 at 10:53 am

    @Ten Bears: They could have landed those missiles on barracks and mess tents. They landed them in an empty field.

     

    The photos of the Saudi oil storage tanks with holes carefully in the centers,  does seem to stand in contrast with last night’s missiles. of course that attack on the Saudi Oil fields was claimed by the Houthis

  63. 63.

    Ladyraxterinok

    January 8, 2020 at 10:55 am

    @Ladyraxterinok: YEARS AGO!!!

  64. 64.

    jeffreyw

    January 8, 2020 at 10:55 am

    mmm…cookies

  65. 65.

    Barbara

    January 8, 2020 at 10:56 am

    @Bill Arnold: It’s way too early to decide that we were lucky.  Another day that didn’t result in as big a catastrophe as it might have is not my idea of being lucky.  We have a long, long way to go.

  66. 66.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 8, 2020 at 10:57 am

    @Ladyraxterinok: Originally, they wanted heads, but heads are bulky and harder to preserve.

  67. 67.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 10:57 am

    @PaulWartenberg:

    Iran has been a rational actor on the World Stage for decades.

    Usually, under Democratic Party Presidents the US has been “more rational”, but even on the Democratic Party side, the “butthurt” from the Iranian Revolution has taken a long time to dissapate (for some).

    Funny thing is, a crapload of that butthurt on the Democratic Party side should have been targetted at the ReThugs,…..

    but, “comity”,………..

  68. 68.

    kindness

    January 8, 2020 at 10:58 am

    It’s my hope that when our esteemed leaders of the military give Trump options in the future that they learn from this and no longer include options that are insane.  I was a little shocked to hear they tagged that assassinate option on to the list to make the other options appear better.  They should know not to try to use that type of reasoning with this Moron In Chief.

  69. 69.

    randy khan

    January 8, 2020 at 11:02 am

    Fingers crossed that Trump tries to do a victory lap.  (Not an actual victory lap – he wouldn’t get halfway through it.)

  70. 70.

    schrodingers_cat

    January 8, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Some good news in India on the electoral front, BJP continues its string of losses in district level elections. They have lost their stronghold of Nagpur. Nagpur is where the Sangh (RSS) headquarters are. The man who writes PM NM’s script, Mohan Bhagwat, is  here.

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    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 11:05 am

    @Baud:

    “Iran” has always been a rational actor, wanting what was “best” for Iran, as they viewed events from Iran. They have always played chess.

    some US Administrations have played chess, but most played either “21” or “Go Fish”.

  72. 72.

    Bill Arnold

    January 8, 2020 at 11:08 am

    @Barbara:

    It’s way too early to decide that we were lucky. Another day that didn’t result in as big a catastrophe as it might have is not my idea of being lucky. We have a long, long way to go.

    It’s a day-by-day thing, yes. (Might want to skim the armscontrolwonk piece.)

  73. 73.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 11:10 am

    @kindness:

    they should have known from the beginning not to add on that option, but they did,

    and even though it was “unthinkable”, they still followed “orderz”, from top to bottom.

    pretty sure by now, ( 17+ never ending, copy paste, whack a mole wars of choice for over 30 years now), the JCS, Pentagon, what remains of State and the rest of the MIC is incapable of “learning”.

  74. 74.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 11:12 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    good, I wish things happened faster for India, but, good.

    Kick the bums out.

  75. 75.

    Jay

    January 8, 2020 at 11:15 am

    Laura Ingraham's producers aired the wrong clip of Biden during a hit piece tonight and accidentally featured him criticizing Trump's "haphazard decision-making process" and "dangerously incompetent … reckless disregard for the consequences." pic.twitter.com/cEozhn3WRv— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 8, 2020

  76. 76.

    chris

    January 8, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Heh

    Quote of the day so far, from a Dem member of Congress reacting to Iran’s limited strikes: “You need two crazy leaders to start a war, and fortunately, Iran doesn’t have one.”— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) 8 January 2020

  77. 77.

    artem1s

    January 8, 2020 at 12:27 pm

    I think Iran decided to de-escalate and hit low priority targets that would have no casualties on purpose.   They know the US media has the attention span of a gnat. 45 never looks ahead and thinks about anything past his own conceited nose. They are betting on him making an ass out of himself and further alienating our European and ME allies. They have been playing the long game in looking like the sane reasonable partner vs. Israel for a while.  Nobody has any empathy and patience for the US bungling foreign policy anymore. Don’t believe for one instance Iran believes this is over. They are just more subtle than the Sauds.

  78. 78.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    January 8, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Did we luck out? You know, the thing the GOP doesn’t *ever* seem to comprehend is just *how* stupid Trump makes us look.

    Iran had, very reluctantly, agreed to the nuclear deal.
    Trump comes along, insisting he can make a better deal, and withdraws from it. Of course, anyone who knows any  thing will recognize how stone cold stupid this  is; it was an involuntary deal from Iran’s point of view, why should they just give up additional concessions, because some cranky old man thinks he’s smart? Do you let a car salesman increase the price of the car while you’re trying to drive it off the lot, with all the paperwork signed? No; so why did anyone except Trump think that would work?

    (Oh, come now – sure, there was RW blather suggesting it was a terrible deal, but that was because it was the Obama administration’s work; that’s the fun thing for RWers; you never need *facts*. But not even the RW dunderheads actually thought ripping  it up was a good idea; they just needed the rubes to think the Obama deal was bad.)

    So then, one day, he assassinates an Iranian military hero, which is stupid, unplanned, and could cause massive chaos. Not only is he an untrustworthy negotiator, with dumbass ideas, he’s also a loose cannon with no regard for consequences; he’s the kind of moron who pardons murderers, and parades them around as heroes, and, his political party parades around calling him a brilliant leader and statesman, who is being unfairly attacked in the press.

    And, Republicans – I’m not sure if you get this, but: ALL YOUR RUBES ARE AMERICANS!  The REST OF THE ENTIRE PLANET, 6.7 BILLION PEOPLE? Yeah – they’re not your rubes, they don’t listen to your lamebrain propaganda. They see what kind of complete and total moron you’re parading about, claiming he’s an actual *hero*.

    Yeah. We’re not lucking out; we may have stanched the blood flow from this  pointless, self-inflicted wound, *if* we’re really lucky, but we’ve still proven that we’re following a moron, and half the nation is too stupid to realize it.

    (Flashback to a Doonesbury punchline:

    “You’re a cynical man…”
    “TELL ME ABOUT  IT!”)

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    I'll be Frank

    January 8, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    @zhena gogolia: front line of what, coke?  I would have done a spit take had I been drinking.  That family wouldn’t ever get near anything resembling service, that’s for the suckers.

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    DaveInOz

    January 8, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    I read a long thread by Yasher Ali last night about how it’s not all over and Iran will be playing the long game. It made me think that for the first time, Iran (or anyone else with a grudge) now have targets that directly impact the Orange One himself – his property empire. It wouldn’t surprise me to see an attack, or even the threat of one, on a property with the Trump name on it, months down the line.

    Much easier targets to hit than embassies or other US interests and not guarded by US military either. In fact, pay the entrance fee and they’ll wave you in.

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