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You are here: Home / Nature & Respite / Late Night Respite Open Thread

Late Night Respite Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  May 4, 202011:00 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Nature & Respite, Popular Culture

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NEWS: You Can Now Take Virtual Tours of the Ghibli Museum

? More: https://t.co/zNxcfORdLN pic.twitter.com/l0iuz4Yw1D

— Crunchyroll (@Crunchyroll) May 4, 2020


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Also, too… I stand with Jacquelyn:

TBH, I'm far more interested in what Jacquelyn, the NYT elevator operator, has to say about Biden than the op-ed/editorial pages. She turned out to be far more representative of Dem voter opinions than the opinion writers of the Times.

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) May 4, 2020

A video of Joe Biden taking a selfie with an elevator operator on the way to his endorsement interview with The New York Times has accumulated thousands of views. The Times ultimately endorsed presidential candidates Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar. https://t.co/D65nJwUo7p pic.twitter.com/UyB2xieyg0

— CNN (@CNN) January 21, 2020

And apparently https://t.co/lXAedJIXtk

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) May 4, 2020

Yeah I work security not Elevator operations… I just escort all the VIP's

— Jacquelyn2020 (@_Jacquelyn2020) May 4, 2020

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  1. 1.

    Brantl

    May 4, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    Isn’t it funny, how all the little shit you do, good or bad, adds up? Karma, is real.

  2. 2.

    E.

    May 4, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    Damn! Did you see Megan Rapinoe’s comments on losing the equal pay case???? She can be my Vice President any day!! Woman is good.

  3. 3.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 4, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    What was interesting, and lets leave aside how Senators Warren, Klobuchar, and/or Harris did in their interviews, all of which were videoed by the NY Times, the real interesting contrast was to watch VP Biden interacting with Jacquelyn versus how Senator Sanders interacted with the Times editorial board. Biden interacted with Jacquelyn not only like she was a person – a subject – but in that interaction made her feel like the most important person in the world. Sanders sat with the editorial board with a scowl on his face, flushed when he didn’t like the question or the tone of the question, and barked his canned answers and bits of his stump speech at them in his quasi-shout that serves as his indoor voice. The contrast couldn’t have been clearer.

  4. 4.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 4, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    To be fair, it wasn’t just the NYT who refused to acknowledge the existence of several million Jacquelyns, and Foolish Literalists. Some people are still trying to erase our votes.

    (And I am on topic! Seriously, AL? A ‘respite’ thread featuring a story about Joe Biden?

     

     

    I kid, I kid….)

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    May 4, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    Does anyone have a link to the tweet of that town in Turkey being overrun by sheep ???

     

    It’s so cute ?

  6. 6.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 4, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    I’m trying to remember if i was ever in an elevator with an actual operator. I think I remember some fancy places with elevator attendants in the 70s (I’m 52), but as I recall they were just pushing buttons.

  7. 7.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 4, 2020 at 11:26 pm

    @rikyrah: Here you go:

    Flock of sheep invades Turkey’s city of Samsun last night during the coronavirus lockdown ? pic.twitter.com/Wmf4pKEGPM

    — Ragıp Soylu (@ragipsoylu) May 3, 2020

    Also, obligatory:

  8. 8.

    Anne Laurie

    May 4, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    @rikyrah: I know about the Goats of Great Orme, but that’s in Scotland, not Turkey…

  9. 9.

    lamh36

    May 4, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    We were speaking of Ronan Farrow and Jon Lovett in a previous thread and I happened to come across this clip of them playing a version of the “Newlywed Game”.

    It was too cute and a great one for a “respite” thread IMHO.

    Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow Take a Couples Test | Lovett or Leave It https://youtu.be/qS89Dar8YZk via @YouTube

  10. 10.

    Steeplejack

    May 4, 2020 at 11:28 pm

    RIP, Dave Greenfield of the Stranglers (1949-2020). Coronavirus. “Golden Brown.”

  11. 11.

    Feathers

    May 4, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    @rikyrah: I can give you a link to the sheep overrunning Turkey https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1257008420693004288?s=20 AND raise you the lamb races at a sheep farm on Fair Isle: https://twitter.com/barklandcroft/status/1257212665988026368?s=20.

    I am a knitter, so my feed is basically politics and sheep.

    ETA I see that Adam beat me to it and embedded, as well. Sigh.

  12. 12.

    opiejeanne

    May 4, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I remember riding in elevators with operators in the 1950s and 60s at “fancy” department stores in downtown Los Angeles, like Bullocks and May Co. Those old flagship stores were nice places with marble floors and walls and many floors of clothing. The operator in one elevator sat on a little fold-away stool and operated the accordion gate too.

  13. 13.

    Morzer

    May 4, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.

    Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at *us*

    Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm

    Fezzik: He’s really very short on *charm*.

  14. 14.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 4, 2020 at 11:35 pm

    @rikyrah: this freedom fighter took to the hills and went six years unshorn (apparently it’s in New Zealand so don’t base your wolf protection plans on the claims of the tweeter. and scroll down to see the reported heaviest wool growth in history)

  15. 15.

    different-church-lady

    May 4, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    Loomis has officially gone mad.

  16. 16.

    Benw

    May 4, 2020 at 11:43 pm

    OMG Totoro! My Neighbor Totoro is so so lovely.

    Also too for all you Elevator Operators out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-wm0EdoeN8

    Skip to the 1:10 mark when the song kicks in and then go buy a Courtney Barnett album!!

  17. 17.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    May 4, 2020 at 11:46 pm

    Sorry to horn in, but as it is an open thread, I need some advice if anybody can help me.  I need an alpha reader for something I’ve been working on for the last year or so.  Only I don’t know how to find an alpha reader.  Does anybody know anything about this?  Has anybody ever used an alpha reader?

  18. 18.

    CarolPW

    May 4, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: The old Odd Fellows building in downtown Sacramento had an ancient elevator and operator (both the operator and elevator were old).

    I found it fascinating, first because the operation of the elevator involved a lever and not buttons, along with a sort of lattice door thing on the elevator and one on each floor at the shaft entrance that he opened. So he actually ran the elevator and could over- or undershoot matching up the inside and outside floor levels and it all looked very complex.

    Second, the operator was the first black man I ever met. He had been the elevator operator there forever, I was the third generation of my family he had met, and I was introduced to him when I was very young. He was dapper, white gloves and red/black uniform, and by the time I was in middle school I was taller than he was (and he was still running the elevator).

  19. 19.

    Feathers

    May 4, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.): I think you need to be more specific. What genre? How long is it? What stage do you think you are at? What is your goal for this? People are only going to offer if they think they can help you.

  20. 20.

    Mike in NC

    May 4, 2020 at 11:54 pm

    @Adam L Silverman:  Never watched ‘Blacksheep’ back in the 70s so I was unaware that Dirk Blocker was in it. He’s great as one of the doofus cops on ‘Brooklyn 9-9’.

  21. 21.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 4, 2020 at 11:58 pm

    @Morzer: Pretty much.

  22. 22.

    Feathers

    May 4, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    @rikyrah: There is also this little girl showing a sheep in the 8 and under category of an online sheep show: https://twitter.com/herdyshepherd1/status/1255825917026471936?s=20

    Ethel, the sheep is a leicester, which has the most gorgeous wool. Smooth and shiny, takes dye almost as well as silk.

    And lambs for your tl.

    ETA Corrected incorrectly embedded links.

  23. 23.

    CaseyL

    May 4, 2020 at 11:59 pm

    @different-church-lady: Well, bad coffee is pretty gross.

    Many years ago – and I do mean “many,” when Starbucks was still only in Seattle and, even there, most everyone preferred SBC or Torrefazione* – I visited some relatives in L.A..  My cousin worked at USC, and took me there.  We went to the on-campus coffee shop, where I ordered a mocha.

    I watched, equal parts dumbfounded and horrified, as they made me a “mocha” by pouring a few ounces of all-day coffee from the institutional urn into a styrofoam cup, and followed that up with a few ounces of all-day hot chocolate from another urn.

    They gave me the cup.  I stared into it.  I looked at them.  And I said, “You’re kidding, right?”  (Hand to Dog, I really said that.)

    It tasted as awful as I thought it would.  I took one sip and used the rest as an ashtray.

    *Two excellent Seattle brands that Starbucks got rid of by buying the companies.

  24. 24.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 5, 2020 at 12:00 am

    @Adam L Silverman: I hope the filmer counted the sheep.

  25. 25.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:01 am

    @different-church-lady: How could anyone tell?

  26. 26.

    danielx

    May 5, 2020 at 12:02 am

    @Anne Laurie:

    Great Orme is in Wales, not Scotland…they’re particular about that kind of thing in Wales and Scotland, so or I’m told.

    They both detest the Sassenach.

  27. 27.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 5, 2020 at 12:05 am

    Since this is an open thread:

    So the National Day of Prayer is is coming up and so I found out that Freedom from Religion Foundation sued on grounds that it was unconstitutional.

    From wiki:

    On March 1, 2010 U.S. District Judge Barbara Crabb stated that FFRF’s lawsuit could proceed because the plaintiffs had shown that they suffered “concrete injury” that can potentially be remedied by judicial action. Judge Crabb stated about those supporting the federal law designating the National Day of Prayer, “adopting [the] defendants’ view of standing would allow the government to have unrestrained authority to demean members of any religious group without legal consequence. The federal government could declare the ‘National Day of Anti-Semitism’ or even declare Christianity the official religion of the United States, but no one would have standing to sue because no one would have to ‘pass by’ those declarations.” On April 15, 2010, Judge Crabb ruled that the statute establishing the National Day of Prayer was unconstitutional as it is “an inherently religious exercise that serves no secular function.” However, Crabb stayed her ruling pending the completion of appeals.

    The U.S. Department of Justice filed a notice to appeal the ruling on April 22, 2010, and on April 14, 2011 a three judge panel of the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals unanimously overturned Crabb’s decision. The panel ruled that FFRF did not have standing to sue because the National Day of Prayer had not caused them harm and stated that “a feeling of alienation cannot suffice as injury.” The court further stated that “the President is free to make appeals to the public based on many kinds of grounds, including political and religious, and that such requests do not obligate citizens to comply and do not encroach on citizens’ rights.” The federal appeals court also cited Abraham Lincoln’s second inaugural address, which referenced God seven times and prayer three times.

    This was Obama’s DOJ. What the fuck, Holder?! Obama?! Why couldn’t they have just let the issue pass? The National Day of Prayer is a violation of the separation of church and state. It could’ve been declared unconstitutional if not for them appealing the fucking decision

    /rant over

    Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. That’s right up there with the Dem controlled Senate passing Portman’s resolution for an FDR prayer plaque for the WW2 memorial back in 2014. It’s just…why!?

  28. 28.

    Morzer

    May 5, 2020 at 12:05 am

    @Adam L Silverman: The foam around his lips turns green?

  29. 29.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:07 am

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.): I have been paid by professional publishers to do this for penultimate drafts of book manuscripts prior to final copyediting for publication. Basically stuff in my area of expertise.

    If you need one, the project I was working on just suspended because of the economic effects of COVID-19, so I’ve got time on my hands. So if you’ve got money to pay, I’m happy to do it provided it isn’t so far out of my areas of expertise that I can’t provide you with appropriate feedback. Shoot me an email if you just want to talk about what the work is like even if you don’t want me to do it.

  30. 30.

    debbie

    May 5, 2020 at 12:07 am

    It can be done!

    The American spirit lives on at a 300-year-old, cream-line dairy farm, where a farmer is working around the clock to bottle his own milk after his processor told him to dump it. Locals are lining up to support him.

  31. 31.

    tokyokie

    May 5, 2020 at 12:07 am

    Damn. I wish I had a stained-glass window of Basuneko. Wonder if they sell those at the gift shop?

     

    Anyway, when I was a kid back in the ’60s, I’d occasionally use an elevator that had an operator. But that was because the building and the elevator were old, and the operator needed to stop the elevator so that the elevator and building floors were flush, and operate the gate. Never saw an elevator operator over here once the elevators were push-button. However, the fancy department stores in Japan have young women who operate push-button elevators. At each floor, they’ll name the departments to be found there in that impossibly high voice that’s supposed to be sexy or ultra-feminine or something that I just found to be weird.

  32. 32.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:08 am

    @Mike in NC: And a very young John Larroquette.

    The real Pappy Boyington got shot down shortly after he formed the squadron and spent most of the war in a POW camp.

  33. 33.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:11 am

    @CaseyL: Schultz, for some bizarre reason, thinks over roasted/burnt coffee beans are what is necessary to produce a proper tasting cup of coffee. I’ve had some REALLY strong coffee with the Iraqis in Iraq. And with bedouins in Israel and with Palestinians in the West Bank. None of it was burnt, though it was often served so hot that it could burn whomever was drinking it if you weren’t careful.

  34. 34.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:14 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Could you imagine the response if they hadn’t defended it?

  35. 35.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:15 am

    @Morzer: I suppose that’s possible.

  36. 36.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    May 5, 2020 at 12:19 am

    @Feathers:

     

    @Feathers: Ah, yes.  I’m more or less done the overall story.  About 63,000 words.  Young adult, and what I’d subcategorize as magical realism.

    I have the story fairly well put down, but I know there are problems, things that need to be in that I’ve left out, things that are in there that shouldn’t be, things like that.

    But I don’t know how to tell, really.

  37. 37.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 5, 2020 at 12:20 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Could you imagine the response if they hadn’t defended it?

    Let me answer your question with a question of my own: do Republicans care about public opinion when it comes to their policy decisions? They were more than willing to ram through ACA repeal nearly three years ago despite public opposition. A lot of people opposed Kavanaugh’s nomination to the SCOTUS in 2018. Yet all of the pleas by constituents, some of them by former sexual assault victims, to Senators such as Capito-Moore were ignored. She voted to confirm anyway

  38. 38.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    May 5, 2020 at 12:20 am

    @Adam L Silverman: Thank you.  I’ll try to do that mañana.

  39. 39.

    Steeplejack

    May 5, 2020 at 12:21 am

    Someone—maybe @Crunchyroll—put up a link to a page where Studio Ghibli was making some stills available as Zoom backgrounds. That would perk up your next conference.

    . . . Okay, found it.

  40. 40.

    CaseyL

    May 5, 2020 at 12:24 am

    @Adam L Silverman: Despite being a Seattlite most of my adult life, my touchstone for “wonderful strong goddamn coffee” is Cuban coffee, which is a lot like Turkish, but sweeter and with less sludge at the bottom.  It’s served in those tiny Dixie cups hospitals use to give you pills.  I used to toss off two shots at a time when I lived in Miami (and then gently vibrate for the rest of the day).

  41. 41.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:24 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): President Obama was inherently personally small “c” conservative. This drove a lot of his political behavior. Small, incremental change leading to cumulative larger changes combined with a few really large changes because it was clearly that the majority of Americans had moved to support where that change would take the country. It also led him to be very selective in picking his fights. Refusing to defend this law would have created more problems for him than he already had in dealing with Republicans and conservatives, especially those moving under the astroturfed Tea Party label.

  42. 42.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:24 am

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.): I’ll be around.

  43. 43.

    Steeplejack

    May 5, 2020 at 12:25 am

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.):

    Define “alpha reader.”

  44. 44.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:25 am

    @CaseyL: I’m a Florida native. I’ve had a lot of cafe con leche!

  45. 45.

    sanjeevs

    May 5, 2020 at 12:28 am

    A senior leader at the Federal Emergency Management Agency is leaving amid the coronavirus crisis, according to current and former employees.

    Josh Dozor, who is deputy assistant administrator for FEMA’s response group, told colleagues he plans to leave in the coming weeks for personal reasons, according to these people. Mr. Dozor was involved in early discussions with the Department of Health and Human Services in coordinating the government’s response to the new coronavirus before FEMA became the lead agency in mid-March, some of the people said.

    Another senior leader, William Roy, is also expected to leave his position at the center for personal reasons, some of the people said. Mr. Roy is director of the response operations division, according to FEMA’s website.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/key-fema-leader-to-depart-amid-coronavirus-battle-11588648316?mod=hp_lead_pos10

     

    Great timing.

  46. 46.

    trollhattan

    May 5, 2020 at 12:30 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Dirk Blocker? That must be where they got Dirk Diggler from–a porn name sneaking into a war flick.

    A funny, as in so funny I wanted to smash my monitor, Amazon was flogging a Victor Davis Hanson WWII book today with a blurb declaring him “America’s preeminent military historian.” Uhhh.

  47. 47.

    danielx

    May 5, 2020 at 12:31 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    do Republicans care about public opinion when it comes to their policy decisions?

    Not much. Democrats have some awareness that there are problems out there, but pols mostly respond to pressure from the rich, not pressure from the proles.

  48. 48.

    different-church-lady

    May 5, 2020 at 12:35 am

    @CaseyL: The man did not say bad coffee was bad (which is certainly true enough); the man said coffee itself was “objectively” disgusting.

  49. 49.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 12:35 am

    @trollhattan: As long as they list Hanson’s book in the fiction section.

  50. 50.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 5, 2020 at 12:35 am

    @different-church-lady:

    The oddest change in my routine over the past months is how rarely I make coffee at home anymore.

    On a daily basis, I got a cup of coffee, usually paying for it at a shop/cafe and making my own on the weekends.

    I haven’t made a pot of coffee in two months.

    That may be part of the reason I’m as sharp as a Nerf dart lately.

  51. 51.

    Origuy

    May 5, 2020 at 12:40 am

    The Senators-only elevator in the US Capitol has operators, or they did in 2013.

    There’s an old factory in Indianapolis that’s been converted into a large meeting space. A Greek catering company has a big buffet every Christmas Eve. I’ve gone to it with my sister’s family. Anyway, the only elevator is a huge freight elevator with open sides. I think the operator had to pull a lever, but I don’t remember. He had to do more than push a button though.

    Damn, now I want Greek food. That buffet was incredible.

  52. 52.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 5, 2020 at 12:43 am

    @danielx:

    The super-rich have supersized political influence. The Koch brothers have said they invested about $250m in the 2016 election and have promised $400m for the 2018 midterms

    I guess that 400m didn’t help retain control of the US House

    @Adam L Silverman:

    It also led him to be very selective in picking his fights. Refusing to defend this law would have created more problems for him than he already had in dealing with Republicans and conservatives, especially those moving under the astroturfed Tea Party label.

    Color me skeptical that the Party of No would’ve been even worse that it already was

  53. 53.

    Roger Moore

    May 5, 2020 at 12:44 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    The closest I can remember seeing to an elevator attendant were the Marines in the elevators at the US State Department.  They pushed the buttons for us, but their main purpose was obviously to make sure nobody went to a floor where they weren’t allowed.

  54. 54.

    Roger Moore

    May 5, 2020 at 12:52 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Schultz, for some bizarre reason, thinks over roasted/burnt coffee beans are what is necessary to produce a proper tasting cup of coffee.

    I have heard two plausible explanations for the Charbucks roast:

    1. They roast their coffee with the intention it will be used in things like lattes and mochas.  The burnt flavor is there so you can taste something vaguely coffee related over all the milk, sugar, and other flavorings.
    2. If they roast the coffee so dark all you can taste is the burn, you won’t notice how lousy their beans are.
  55. 55.

    rikyrah

    May 5, 2020 at 12:52 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    ?????

  56. 56.

    rikyrah

    May 5, 2020 at 12:53 am

    @Feathers:

     

    Thank you ??

  57. 57.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 5, 2020 at 12:54 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    Related to this:

    The Oregon Dems keep giving into GOP extremists who flee the Capitol to deny them a quorum when trying to pass climate change legislation. They won’t even send the state police after them! Instead they’re reduced to begging for them to come back! And then water down their legislation! It’s fucking Lucy and the football!

  58. 58.

    Roger Moore

    May 5, 2020 at 12:59 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Define “alpha reader.”

    An alpha reader is someone you get to read your work before you’ve whipped it into good enough shape to send to your beta readers.

  59. 59.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 1:02 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): It’s because there’s a Republican  Washington state legislator who is a leader in the militia/cosplaytriot movement, including using his church as part of his extremist, anti-government outreach, who threatened to kill Washington state police if they came and forced Washington state legislators back to work about a year and a half ago. The Oregon Democrats recognize they face the same problem. I’m not saying they shouldn’t force the issue, but part of their calculus isn’t just the politics, it’s how much risk do they want to assume that one of the Republican state legislators doesn’t call out the Patriot Prayer chucklefucks or the Portland Proud Boys or the III%s or Ammon Bundy who is currently trying to overthrow the Republican governor of Idaho to defend them. And then someone gets killed. Domestic terrorism like what we’ve seen in a 1/2 dozen state capitols for the last two weeks works.

  60. 60.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 1:04 am

    HOLY SHIT!

    Update on this: Andrew Lack is stepping down, after public protests calling for leadership change and a unionization effort within the company demanding more transparency about harassment issues there. Grateful to the sources who spoke. https://t.co/gHrDwJRJTX

    — Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) May 4, 2020

  61. 61.

    trollhattan

    May 5, 2020 at 1:07 am

    @Roger Moore:

    Elevator story: The Smith Tower in Seattle, once the tallest building west of the Mississippi, changed hands many times and was for a time owned by Ivar Haglund, of Ivar’s restaurants fame (“Keep clam.”) I had occasion to have bidnez meetings there in the ’80s during his ownership and learned the most bizarre elevator scheme I ever encountered.

    Elevators had operators and in addition, the calling system was non-functional. Instead of pressing a button you waited for one to pass and yelled for it to stop (the doors weren’t solid). Sure enough, it would halt below/above your floor, reverse and stop to open the door you weren’t sure you wanted to enter.

    Wiki adds this: “The elevators were automated and modernized beginning in 2017, for faster service time and seismic safety, with new glass doors still allowing riders a view into the hallways and lobbies.”

  62. 62.

    trollhattan

    May 5, 2020 at 1:09 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    Uh…boff/all three sides?

    These People can’t stop themselves, can they?

  63. 63.

    khead

    May 5, 2020 at 1:12 am

    Stay.  Home.

  64. 64.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 1:13 am

    @trollhattan: Apparently not.

  65. 65.

    Elizabelle

    May 5, 2020 at 1:16 am

    @Adam L Silverman:   Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.  Not.  Big problem with corporate culture at NBC.  For ages.

    Now:  out, out Jeff Zucker (CNN).  And Phil Griffin (MSNBC).  Was it he who saddled us with Chuck Todd?  I don’t see Todd as a sexual marauder, but would be great if he was gone, too.

  66. 66.

    Amir Khalid

    May 5, 2020 at 1:20 am

    @trollhattan:

    Actor Dirk Blocker is the son of Dan Blocker, who played Hoss Cartwright on Bonanza.

  67. 67.

    Amir Khalid

    May 5, 2020 at 1:23 am

    @different-church-lady:

    This might be a heretical opinion, but to my taste buds even the best coffee is only, well, okay.

  68. 68.

    CaseyL

    May 5, 2020 at 1:32 am

    @Amir Khalid: Most coffee needs cream.  The only coffee I’ve ever had that was so smooth and flavorful that it needed nothing at all was Jamaican Blue Mountain, generally considered the best coffee in the world.  It’s hard to find the real stuff, and it’s very expensive.

  69. 69.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 1:32 am

    @Elizabelle: I think Chuck Todd is an ambisexual walnut. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…//

  70. 70.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 1:33 am

    @Amir Khalid: OT: I sent you a test email at the end of last week using the email address you use to comment here? Did you get it? If not, would you please use the contact a front pager tool and send me a test message. I have a quick question for you.

    Thanks!

  71. 71.

    smike

    May 5, 2020 at 1:37 am

    @HumboldtBlue:

    For about $5 you can buy a Melitta single cup pour-over coffee maker. It uses a #2 cone filter. Put grounds in, put it on your cup, pour a cups worth of boiling water over it, et voila!

    I’ve used one for years. 1 strong cup of black coffee is all I need.

  72. 72.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 5, 2020 at 1:39 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Too bad that Dan Blocker died so young. I wonder if he would’ve ever guest starred on Litte House on the Prairie. Weren’t he and Landon good friends? His son Dirk was on LHTP I believe

  73. 73.

    Elizabelle

    May 5, 2020 at 1:42 am

    WRT Dan Blocker:  I think the first season of Bonanza is on Amazon Prime this month.  Limited time to view.

  74. 74.

    Mary G

    May 5, 2020 at 1:43 am

    @Adam L Silverman: They’re replacing him with a Hispanic guy from Univision and Twitler’s having a shit fit about “Concast.”

  75. 75.

    Elizabelle

    May 5, 2020 at 1:43 am

    @smike:   I have one of those Melitas as a backup.  Dog forbid anything ever happen to the coffee maker. Good for travel, too, in case you’re served dodgy coffee.

  76. 76.

    Amir Khalid

    May 5, 2020 at 1:44 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    I just checked: Yes, it did arrive. Go ahead and email me again with the question.

  77. 77.

    Fair Economist

    May 5, 2020 at 1:45 am

    @Adam L Silverman: Weren’t we all saying there had to be a sexual harasser/pedo/etc. in top NBC management to explain the multiple cases of tolerating said behavior?

  78. 78.

    Adam L Silverman

    May 5, 2020 at 1:47 am

    @Fair Economist: Probably. But it’s late here, or early depending on your point of view, so I’m going to bed rather than look it up.

    Catch everyone on the flip.

  79. 79.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    May 5, 2020 at 1:49 am

    @Mary G: he also so Project Lincoln’s latest ad, “Mourning in America”

    Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
    ….because they don’t know how to win, and their so-called Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Honest Abe. I don’t know what Kellyanne did to her deranged loser of a husband, Moonface, but it must have been really bad. John Weaver lost big for Kasich (to me). Crazed Rick Wilson….

  80. 80.

    Yutsano

    May 5, 2020 at 1:50 am

    @Amir Khalid: Please feel free to relay a message to myself via Adam as well. I have an offer that would also help a good friend of mine.

    EDIT: I am also adjourning as I must wrestle a Mormon in the morning. So if the relay is not until the future this is okay.

  81. 81.

    Fair Economist

    May 5, 2020 at 1:52 am

    I have learned a number of things about coffee over the years:

    1. How good coffee is is mostly about how fresh it is. A newly unsealed bag of cheap coffee is at least pretty good. A week after opening a bag even the best is bitter.
    2. Turn off the pot after you make coffee. It’s the heat that makes it sludge. You can leave in the pot unheated overnight and it’s still OK. Microwave if you want it hot.
    3. Now that I’ve switched to decaf to reduce migraines coffee doesn’t taste as good. Apparently some of the taste was my body saying “oooh, my addiction is here!”
  82. 82.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 5, 2020 at 2:03 am

    @Adam L Silverman:

    This is an intolerable situation and appeasement isn’t going to solve this problem anymore than the Munich agreement did.

  83. 83.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    May 5, 2020 at 2:06 am

    @Elizabelle:

    The first season was really focused on the Comstock silver mining. After that, the show’s title really became an artifact

  84. 84.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 5, 2020 at 2:08 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Something you learn as you get older is that not every battle is worth fighting.  Choosing your battles carefully is an important life skill.

  85. 85.

    frosty

    May 5, 2020 at 2:20 am

    @smike: I use the Melita cone and #2 filter with a 20 oz Yeti mug when we’re camping. Works perfect.

  86. 86.

    JaySinWA

    May 5, 2020 at 2:24 am

    @CaseyL:and then gently vibrate for the rest of the day)

    TMI

  87. 87.

    Elizabelle

    May 5, 2020 at 2:28 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):   I’ll have to watch some of it.  Funny how the older shows’ pace seem to move so slowly.  I’m used to Law & Order, which flies.

  88. 88.

    smike

    May 5, 2020 at 2:28 am

    @Fair Economist:

    You can buy whole bean decaf now. I don’t do decaf, but the flavor is always enhanced in freshly ground. I just keep whole beans in a canning jar in a cabinet and grind a cup as needed.

  89. 89.

    Ruckus

    May 5, 2020 at 2:41 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I remember elevator operators. Of course I’m a tad older than you. They had an operating lever that made the car go up or down and they stopped it at the correct floor. It was interesting.

  90. 90.

    JaySinWA

    May 5, 2020 at 2:43 am

    @Fair Economist: I understand that decaffeination adds a fair amount of cost to the process and so less expensive beans are used to make the cost closer to regular coffee. Thus most decaf is from inferior beans

    I do a half caf blend with whole beans fresh ground. It makes a decent cup. Even fresh ground decaf is okay.

  91. 91.

    JaySinWA

    May 5, 2020 at 2:51 am

    @Ruckus: The only elevator operator I remember was the Bubbleator operator at the Seattle Worlds Fair.

  92. 92.

    John Revolta

    May 5, 2020 at 2:52 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Oh yeah…………….the Son Blocker.

  93. 93.

    TS (the original)

    May 5, 2020 at 3:14 am

    @sanjeevs:

    Great timing.

    Presumably leaving the sinking ship – personal reasons? Who leaves a paying job at the minute?

  94. 94.

    bjacques

    May 5, 2020 at 3:53 am

    When I lived in DC 20+ years ago, one of the elevators in our apartment building (Shawmut!) was manual, with the lever and a gate. It was mainly reserved for moving in and out, but some of us were allowed to use it as long as we left it where we’d found it and didn’t do anything stupid. It was fun to drive and, unlike the other one, went to the basement where the washing machines were, so I used it as much as I felt I could get away with.

     

    EDIT: But, yeah, Joe has the talent of making you feel you’re the most important person in the room, as Liz did, and that’s not something you can fake. And it’s undervalued.

  95. 95.

    J R in WV

    May 5, 2020 at 4:13 am

    @Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.): Hi,

     

    I am willing to read your draft and try to find inconsistencies and general errors. I have done this before with both fiction and technical documents. You can get my email address from Watergirl or Adam.

  96. 96.

    TheMightyTrowel

    May 5, 2020 at 4:17 am

    Hi all from late afternoon Australia time. Just need to crow that I’ve returned the revised manuscript of my next book to the publisher. I spent 4 years writing the damn thing, got frankly gorgeous peer reviews back and have had a huge amount of fun doing the work to respond to them. I’m really proud of this book – it’s the culmination of a lot of things I’ve been thinking about since i was a doctoral student (it pulls from my doctorate and builds on it extensively). It feels almost bigger than the thesis – that was to prove something to other people, writing this proved something to myself. Anyhow, I expect that when it’s published (or nearly) with a cover and all I’ll probably un-nym myself to do a little local promotion – we’re a motley crew here and I figure a few of you might be interested even if archaeology or technology studies aren’t your main thing. I’m going to go drink some really expensive whiskey now – hope you all have a great Tuesday

  97. 97.

    Mary G

    May 5, 2020 at 4:21 am

    @TheMightyTrowel: 
    Congratulations! Big accomplishment! ??♥

  98. 98.

    TheMightyTrowel

    May 5, 2020 at 4:28 am

    @Mary G: Thanks Mary G!

  99. 99.

    Brachiator

    May 5, 2020 at 4:29 am

    @TheMightyTrowel:

     

    Congratulations!

    Hope you enjoy that drink.

  100. 100.

    Amir Khalid

    May 5, 2020 at 4:49 am

    @TheMightyTrowel:

    Congratulations! Enjoy the whiskey.

  101. 101.

    rikyrah

    May 5, 2020 at 5:32 am

    @TheMightyTrowel: 

    ??????

  102. 102.

    Baud

    May 5, 2020 at 5:49 am

    @TheMightyTrowel: Sweet.

  103. 103.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    May 5, 2020 at 8:43 am

    @TheMightyTrowel:

    Congratulations! ✒???

  104. 104.

    eric

    May 5, 2020 at 8:52 am

    @TheMightyTrowel: i would read it!

  105. 105.

    ab_normal

    May 5, 2020 at 9:50 am

    @Adam L Silverman: are you referring to Matt Shea, who is my rep? (I love living in the reddest bit of a purple county)

  106. 106.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    May 5, 2020 at 10:14 am

    @Morzer: Yay! Princess Bride reference!

  107. 107.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    May 5, 2020 at 10:15 am

    @TheMightyTrowel: Congrats!!

  108. 108.

    The Lodger

    May 5, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    @TheMightyTrowel: Sounds like a great read! Keep us posted.

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