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Second rate reporter says what?

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Joe Lieberman disappointingly reemerged to remind us that he’s still alive.

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Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

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  2. 2.

    rikyrah

    As I always tell my kids, how you exit any situation says a lot about you. Always go out with class and elegance and manners. So disappointing that no one in Trump family, not one person stood up to show up to honor their country tomorrow. That is a disgrace.— Maria Shriver (@mariashriver) January 20, 2021

  4. 4.

    rikyrah

    Classless to the end?

    CNN reports that outgoing First Lady sent handwritten thank you notes to members of White House household staff but that the letters were actually scrawled out by one of her assistants.— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) January 20, 2021

  8. 8.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    And he had to throw a sad party for himself.

    As someone on twitter said, “Dude, people danced in the streets when you lost. Church bells rang all over the world. Get over yourself.”

  10. 10.

    lamh36

    I went to sleep late, but even with less than 5 hrs of sleep, I’m up early just to see this orange fuq’er and melanoma…GET THE FUQ OUT of the peoples house!!

    BYE….MOTHER….

  13. 13.

    Mousebumples

    I’m working and on call this week, but I’m hoping to sneak a video view of inauguration. So if someone gets video front paged for streaming, I’d appreciate it. ?

    And to borrow from a Tweet i saw last night – i love that my daughter (almost 17mo) will never remember a time when there wasn’t a female Vice President! ???

  14. 14.

    SFAW

    Any truth to the rumor* that Vladi Vladimirovich sent special envoy Ivan Korshunov** to keep the Traitor-in-Chief company on the trip to Mar-a-Lardo?

    * A rumor started by me, that is.

    ** who will be more successful, this time, because Shitgibbon is no Harrison Ford.

  15. 15.

    Cameron

    I hope there’s no coverage for his speech at Andrews.  It’s not like he would say anything worth hearing.

  19. 19.

    Ohio Mom

    There is a Jewish blessing for reaching a happy occasion, such as (but not limited to) milestone lifecycle events, the Shehecheyanu: Blessed are you, Eternal our God, Ruler of the Universe, who has kept us alive, sustained us and enabled us to reach this season.

    Hooray!

  22. 22.

    Mustang Bobby

    It reminds me of the story told about the funeral of Harry Cohn, the much-hated president of Columbia Pictures. A lot of people attended the service, and when one guest remarked that they were surprised at the turnout, Tony Randall said, “Well, it’s like they say in Hollywood: give the people what they want, they’ll show up.”

  23. 23.

    Cheryl Rofer

    I knew we could depend on Stephen Schwartz for this. He has photos, I think, of the football carrier for every time Trump has traveled.

    The codes will be changed at 12 noon. Trump’s will become inactive, and Biden’s will be activated. There are multiple footballs, so there will be a football carrier for Biden at the inauguration. The vice presidents also have footballs, and the same changeover will take place.

  25. 25.

    NotMax

    “We checked every available source and there’s no rule the 21 guns must be cannons. So we’ll be using SuperSoakers.”

    //

  29. 29.

    Ella in New Mexico

    HIs Ugliness looking forlornly out the window of Marine One right now, angry that there’s such a tiny, tiny crowd…

    Melania dressed all in black like she’s practicing for the funeral…

    Thanks to living in Mountain Standard time, I get to see this jackass and his entourage leave and the Inauguration happen  2 hours earlier than most.

    Come on 10:01!!!!

  32. 32.

    lamh36

    They spending at least $100k to deep clean the WH after the orange menace vacates to get it ready for Joe and Dr. Jill!

  33. 33.

    germy

    Trump’s Labor Dept just issued a last-minute ‘guidance letter’ stating that local news reporters are doing ‘creative’ work and therefore can be excluded from minimum wage and overtime protections. This is something unnamed publishers would have asked of the administration: pic.twitter.com/sb8H6ooRxG— Dave Jamieson (@jamieson) January 19, 2021

    Well, my local sinclair station gets creative sometimes.

  38. 38.

    lamh36

    I ain’t never listened to a speech by Chump LIVE and I ain’t planning to now. let me know when it’s over. FUQ Chump and FUQ Melanoma!

     

    America welcome back!

  40. 40.

    germy

    Having been in Republican campaigns for years, I knew many around Trump. As bad as you might think they are, they’re worse. Venal, incompetent, insecure, bitter. I’ve come to know many in Biden circle by working on opposing side & they are an almost unimaginable improvement.— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) January 20, 2021

    I can imagine.

  41. 41.

    Nicole

    I normally eschew cable news, but I’ve got CNN on ALL MORNING BABY.

    For the first time in 4 years, I can bear to listen to the stupid Tangerine blathering because I know he’s gone in less than 4 hours.

  43. 43.

    Soprano2

    And of course his sendoff speech is a combination of whining and boasting, just like every other speech he’s ever given. I told my husband that the Trumps are a true demonstration of how money cannot buy you class, and that a hick in a trailer park has more class than the Trumps do.

  44. 44.

    Suzanne

    I am actually listening this is lunatic give this speech and it might be the last time.
    HOT DAMN.

  46. 46.

    germy

    The next fascist will be smarter and better looking and more polite. Our job is not to wait for them to run for office and beat them, but to enact systemic change that makes them unviable.

    — Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) January 20, 2021

  47. 47.

    trnc

    “Thank you for your love,” Melania said, before adding, “But, more importantly, thank you for your hate.”

  48. 48.

    Suzanne

    He just said that COVID numbers are going to “skyrocket downward”.

    Feels like the last four years.

  49. 49.

    JWR

    Wonder if Journey gave him permission to use that song. /Kidding!

    Oh. and that 21 gun salute! Pew pew pew! And now he’s going over all of his “accomplishments.” And God, what a voice.

  52. 52.

    trnc

    @Suzanne: He just said that COVID numbers are going to “skyrocket downward”.

    Well, they probably will now that his worthless ass is out of the way.

  54. 54.

    Steeplejack

    Trump is going out as he came in—spewing a stream of complete bullshit. Kimberly Guilfoyle is crying, reason to be determined. Loss of grift? Impending indictment? ?

    I haven’t seen a shot of the crowd yet.

    ETA: Trump finished. Camera pulled back a bit, but showing only the first six-eight rows of the no doubt huge crowd.

  56. 56.

    Ella in New Mexico

    @rikyrah: She was too busy trying to memorize the incredibly dull 30 second goodby speech she just gave

     

    She sounded like she was in the question round at the Miss Universe contest and Donald was the MC

  58. 58.

    trnc

    @NotMax: And never will. Just another cue his supporters won’t realize he took from Obama, who generally referred to DT as “her opponent.” I don’t like typing his name, either. He’s like Voldemort, only worse AND stupider.

  63. 63.

    PST

    Trump’s speech was far from his worst. I didn’t hear all of it. It was full of whining, boasting, and lying, of course, but at least he didn’t repeat the Big Lie (that I heard anyway). He could have done a lot of good by disclaiming the Big Lie, but no one expects that ever. He wished the new administration well. I guess what I mean is that for once, he seems to have skipped an opportunity to make things worse.

  64. 64.

    mrmoshpotato

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    As someone on twitter said, “Dude, people danced in the streets when you lost. Church bells rang all over the world. Get over yourself.” 

    3 hours, 10 minutes until another cheer goes up.

  67. 67.

    RobertDSC-Mac Mini

    Time to send the UV light-emitting robots into the White House for an extended period of time.

  73. 73.

    NeenerNeener

    Melania looked a lot happier on the way out than she did 4 years ago on the way in. One of the gossip web sites says she plans on divorcing him within the year.

  74. 74.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    @Ella in New Mexico:

    I was mocking her, and middle daughter scolded me by saying “she’s fluent in five languages, dad.”

    My response? “Being able to order an Aperol Spritz or Prosecco in five languages doesn’t count as fluency”.

  75. 75.

    lamh36

    President-Elect Joe Biden being driven around in the BEAST!!! Since Chump nem ain’t do any traditional send off, POTUS Biden get access to the beast early!

  77. 77.

    Bruuuuce

    @Baud: Literally, because of the pandemic. But they would have had to do it anyway to clear the air and clean up after those sacks of trash who just left.

  78. 78.

    NotMax

    When he went to the lined up members of his family and their companions, they each leaned in to be kissed on the cheek. And each received one, except Jared.

  81. 81.

    OldDave

    @Baud:Let the fumigation of the White House begin!

    I’ve been texted exactly that along with the helicopter liftoff to friends and family.

  83. 83.

    Matt McIrvin

    @lamh36: There’s usually that iconic photo of the old and new Presidents riding to the inauguration together in the limo, generally smiling and waving and having a cordial grand old time.

    I suppose this is just that, but… without Trump.

  85. 85.

    Punchy

    So no Marshall Law or Ensure Erection Act on his way out?  I’m impressed by that level of control!

  87. 87.

    mali muso

    I’ve never listened to or watched a speech by the orange monstrosity, and I don’t intend to break that record now.  Good riddance to bad rubbish!

    Now to start the day drinking.  First up…Irish coffee.  lol

  90. 90.

    lamh36

    fuq’er had prepared remarks where he at the very least mentioned and congratualated Biden and Harris by name, but the fuq’er didn’t read them and instead STILl didn’t mention their names.

     

    FUQ him and FUQ Melanoma.

     

    Glad he’s gone…now on to better and more comforting things.

  94. 94.

    dmsilev

    @Suzanne:

    He just said that COVID numbers are going to “skyrocket downward”.

    In rocketry, there’s the ironic term “lithobraking”, which means “come to a stop via a violent encounter with the ground”. It’s generally held to be a bad thing.

    3 hours.

  98. 98.

    mrmoshpotato

    “dozens of people attended his farewell ceremony” -Classical MPR news

    Pandemic or not – “dozens” ???

  101. 101.

    The Dangerman

    Is it asking for too much to want Trump and one or more of his Spawn arrested before the sun goes down tonight? I’m not asking for too much am I?

    They need to be made examples for the next Family of crooks that want to defraud the Country with one of them being President,

    Fuck em.

  109. 109.

    mrmoshpotato

    @Martin: Or ‘You’ve fucked off, now die, you traitorous orange Soviet shitpile mobster conman!’

    I really hope Biden denies Dump intelligence briefings.

  112. 112.

    Frankensteinbeck

    @MattF:

    What is up with him playing YMCA so often?  He really never figured out the song is about embracing homosexuality?

  116. 116.

    NotMax

    Long shot will confirm it but from what’s been shown thus far it appears the 400 memorial lights lining the reflecting pool have been removed.

  117. 117.

    caphilldcne

    I managed to go walk out and flip off trump’s helicopter as it flew past the Capitol. So life is good. It felt really petty, juvenile and yet fulfilling. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

  125. 125.

    Elizabelle

    Good to see wheels up.  Trump flies down to Florida and ignominy.

    Come on Letitia James!  Today might be a great day to unload a charge or two on this MAGAt.  His cage may be gilded, but rattle it.  Keep him off balance.  Don’t let him escape the country or justice.

  129. 129.

    Frankensteinbeck

    @Punchy:

    One of the biggest Martial Law myths was that Trump would wait until the inauguration or maaaybe a day or two after, because by taking office Biden and others finalize their guilt in election related crimes.  If you’re wondering how Trump can do that when not president, they take as gospel that the military is fanatically loyal to him.  Oh, and the full Storm myth includes that the US military is already positioned to seize control of every country on Earth.

  130. 130.

    rp

    @MattF:  My guess is that those are songs he heard in NYC clubs in the late 70s and early 80s. And because he has no interest in listening to music on his own, they’re the only songs he knows.

  137. 137.

    Frankensteinbeck

    @Aleta:

    Given the subtext was that Scarlet would abandon her pride and sleep with any man necessary to be rich, that works out pretty well.

  139. 139.

    Barbara

    @rikyrah: Seriously, they are crying because as privileged and coddled as their lives have been, it doesn’t take long to get seduced by the opportunity to wield power, and the last four years will prove to be the apex of their power and influence.  They know it.  In their bones they know it.  Trump’s shine might be plated rather than solid gold, but all they have ever had is the reflected glory that came with it.  Now he is old and disgraced and probably unwell.  They might actually try to have their own political careers, but almost certainly, the path will be downward unless they work a whole lot harder than they ever had to in the past.

  140. 140.

    dmsilev

    @Frankensteinbeck: I saw one thing, which I’m still not sure if it was a real loon or a joke, that claimed that “top secret technology” had been used to graft Joe Biden’s face onto Donald Trump and vice versa, so that today will “really” be Trump being sworn in for his triumphant second term and soon Biden (wearing Trump’s face) will be indicted. And yes, there was a reference to the film Face/Off.

    I _think_ it was a joke, but Poe’s Law is harsh.

  141. 141.

    trnc

    @Frankensteinbeck: Oh, and the full Storm myth includes that the US military is already positioned to seize control of every country on Earth.

    As with all good wingnut BS, like Lindell waiting until he’s in court to release the Dominion evidence, it’s all about waiting until the right time.

  142. 142.

    germy

    this thread provides a nice overview:

    This man’s whole life is in shambles because he got mad at Seth Meyers and Barack Obama roasting him. Could’ve just been grifting in peace for the rest of his life. Whole family hated. Ruined his teen son’s life. Just incredible.

    — Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff ? (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021

  145. 145.

    frosty

    We’re on the Georgia coast. I saw that AF1 has taken off. I don’t know the flight plan but just in case he flies above us I gave him a salute, if you know what I mean and I think you do. ?

  147. 147.

    danielx

    @germy:

    My personal fave:

    It’s like he just spent 4 years putting his dick in a drawer of the resolute desk and repeatedly slamming it.
    — Brandi, Kemi Talbot’s Chief Of Staff ? (@ItsTheBrandi) January 20, 2021

  148. 148.

    Hungry Joe

    One of his administration’s great accomplishments, he noted on this great day, was the creation of the Space Force. Space Force! Hilarious. Space Force! It still kills me. Biden will junk it, or maybe just provide $0.00 in funding. But I’d kind of like to see it stick around, if only on paper and with some tacky uniforms and cereal-box badges. Space Force!

    Yeah, I’m in kind of a good mood. A little giddy/ditsy, even. Space Force!

    Bye Don.

  151. 151.

    mali muso

    Kiddo and I were listening to a real 90s throwback song on the way to daycare this morning.  Whoomp, there it is!  I may be laughing like a loon.

  155. 155.

    Cheryl Rofer

  156. 156.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @NotMax:

    Tweedleblech and Tweedleblecher.

    Glad Ozark has a worthy substitute this morning. Wishing him well in his procedure today.

  157. 157.

    Frankensteinbeck

    @dmsilev:

    Think of it as onion layers.  The crazier the myth, the fewer people believe it.  There is someone insane enough to believe anything, but in a few days all but the tiniest core will know their last Trump-related hopes are dashed.

    There’s a big problem where you can’t poll this stuff, because one of the core Republican sentiments Trump ran on and validated was “Fuck you, libs.  I will never acknowledge I am wrong and you are right about anything.”

  159. 159.

    Nelle

    Asking for some help.  Trying to email Water Girl about the Zoom meeting but each time I click on her name, I get sent in another direction.

  160. 160.

    Suzanne

    @Barbara:

    They might actually try to have their own political careers, but almost certainly, the path will be downward unless they work a whole lot harder than they ever had to in the past. 

    You might say that their futures are skyrocketing downward.

  161. 161.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    @Suzanne:It means Trump is trying to preemptively take credit for the Biden administration getting the pandemic under control.  In other words Trump always knew if he got off his fatt, useless, orange ass and did some work the situation would be manageable.

  165. 165.

    Matt McIrvin

    @frosty: I was wondering if AF1 had taken off late enough that it would cease being AF1 in flight, like when Nixon left. But I think it took off early enough that it’ll be on the ground by noon.

  166. 166.

    Frankensteinbeck

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:

    I thought it was his previous claim that COVID numbers were a hoax used to make him look bad, and once they couldn’t be used to smear his name, the real numbers would be used and those are tiny.  I think he has dropped that one, so you’re probably right.

  169. 169.

    Tazj

    @NotMax: About the only thing I’ll give Melania credit for is keeping Barron out of the spotlight.

    So Trump left Biden a note. Please, there’s nothing meaningful he could say at this point.

  176. 176.

    Ken

    @Matt McIrvin: But I think it took off early enough that it’ll be on the ground by noon.

    Unless another air-traffic center gets shut down because of COVID, and his plane has to be diverted. Say, to New York.

  179. 179.

    Ramalama

    @p.a.:

    Never too early for a celebratory shot.  Of whisky

    That’s ………… a good idea possibly. But for me, it might be whisky sirop d’erable (maple whisky in Canada).  I don’t think I’ve ever done any day drinking but why not.

  183. 183.

    narya

    I did, in fact, haul my sorry ass out of bed and run the Inauguration Mall Loop. And I’m wearing my pearls. I remember when Obama was sworn in the first time, a lot of staff (many of whom were african american) gathered around a little TV in the conference room. It may well be the first inauguration I actually watched, and I was just so moved. (Plus: Aretha’s hat. Because she’s Aretha and she can.) I expect today will be the same–I’ll be here alone, but I know millions of others will be virtually with me, including all you jackals.

    Thanks to all of you for helping me get through the past four years.

  185. 185.

    MoCA Ace

    It appears multiple members of the Trump family are crying during Trump’s final speech

    The bitter tears of pardons not given, and summons yet to come!

  187. 187.

    The Dangerman

    @mrmoshpotato: 

    Cell block President.

    Gotta feel for Donald. Unless he’s completely fucking out of his mind (yeah, I know), he must know Ivanka will never be the first woman President. His second biggest dream involving his daughter (let’s not discuss the biggest one) was she would win that honor some day.

  191. 191.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    @danielx: “It’s like he just spent 4 years putting his dick in a drawer of the resolute desk and repeatedly slamming it.”

    and the whole time live tweeting it while whining about what the evil liberals made him do.

  199. 199.

    Matt McIrvin

    @Cheryl Rofer: Yeah, I know those planes function as Air Force One pretty frequently, as needed.

    They’re modified Boeing 757s. Aviation geeks love them because they’re so overpowered (just by virtue of being 757s). One of them was in the news recently for taking a bird in the engine at Manchester, NH while Mike Pence was onboard.

  200. 200.

    Kristine

    @dmsilev: the thing that gets me about those face-grafters is that they don’t take body size/weight/appearance into account. I know, don’t expect logic. But still. If you’re going to go all SFnal, at least make an effort. It’s embarrassing.

  201. 201.

    jonas

    So he touches down at JBA to…Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” blaring over the pa system?

    Later there was a reprise of what he apparently considers to be his personal theme song, CCR’s “Fortunate Son.”

    A tactless, tasteless — and clueless — clown to the bitter end. So happy to finally see the last traces of this human skidmark wash down the drain.

  202. 202.

    Wanderer

    Glad the slag heap has left the building… Disinfect it like crazy and inventory everything.

  209. 209.

    Baud

    @Cheryl Rofer:

    It delights me to think that what feels historical and amazing to us today—a woman sworn in to the vice presidency—will seem normal, obvious, “of course” to Kamala’s grand-nieces as they grow up. And they will be right. pic.twitter.com/1gQOvmNipB— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) January 20, 2021

    And shade:

    So excited to call these two wonderful people “Mr. President” and “Dr. Biden.” pic.twitter.com/m4Ed9gJDRp— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) January 20, 2021

  213. 213.

    Elizabelle

    Fucker just cleared Virginia airspace.  He’s in NC now.

    Fun to watch that tracker.  That jet moves.

  215. 215.

    Sloane Ranger

    @MattF: They were actually playing “My Way ” as the plane taxied and took off. Anderson Cooper and the other CNN anchors were openly sniggering.

  216. 216.

    mrmoshpotato

    @The Dangerman:

    Gotta feel for Donald. Unless he’s completely fucking out of his mind (yeah, I know), he must know Ivanka will never be the first woman President. His second biggest dream involving his daughter (let’s not discuss the biggest one) was she would win that honor some day were the Russkies to shit enough garbage into enough Americans’ skulls for months on end through FuckZuckFace. 

    Fixed.  No charge on this day.

  218. 218.

    Tazj

    @MattF: I heard television reporters saying they decided to use his campaign playlist. One said “How can we forget this, it’s seared into our memory.” Even Chuck Todd made a comment about the song being inappropriate.

  219. 219.

    Mike in NC

    Many of us first viewed Donald Trump on TV about 40 years ago and instinctively knew that he was a sleazy megalomaniac. Only much later did we realize he was also a Russian-owned stooge and illiterate, racist piece of shit. Good riddance indeed!

  220. 220.

    Matt McIrvin

    Elizabelle is right, the video I’ve seen shows one of the 747s taking off, but the plane on the tracker is identified as one of the 757s that (most of the time) the Vice-President uses. I wonder if they did a little shell game for security–I wouldn’t be surprised. I think Pence is actually attending the inauguration.

  223. 223.

    LurkerNoLonger

    To quote Dr. Loomis from the 1978 movie Halloween: “He’s gone! The evil has gone from here!”

  226. 226.

    C Stars

    Oh thank the Lord. I remember the night he won and I honestly didn’t think we’d ever recover our democracy. So glad we made it to this day.

  229. 229.

    Ken

    @Baud: I’m a little surprised they allow tracking of AF1.

    Q cultists will see this as further proof that it’s not Trump on the plane, and that he’ll be triumphantly sworn in at noon.

  234. 234.

    Immanentize

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Yes (and early 80’s before the AIDS plague really took off.)  But whenever I se him dance like that to YMCA, I just think he is demonstrating muscle memory from days spent in the bath houses of New York.

  239. 239.

    Brachiator

    I am just waking up here in Southern California and was going to ask if Trump was gone yet.

    So glad to see him go. If there’s video somewhere of crying MAGAs, I don’t want to see it.

    Gotta work but will take a peek at the inauguration.

    Feels better already.

  244. 244.

    Elizabelle

    Fucker’s over South Carolina now. The state “too small for a republic, but too large for an insane asylum.”

    Now with a cosmetically enhanced traitor to the US miles above it.

  246. 246.

    mrmoshpotato

    @Ken:

    Q cultists will see this as further proof that it’s not Trump on the plane, and that he’ll be triumphantly sworn in at noon. 

    Less than 2 hours until the batshit crazy hits the fan then.

  248. 248.

    Elizabelle

    Did all his family get on the plane to freeload one last time on the taxpayers?

    And it’s possible Barron and grandparents are on board as well.  Good on Melania if she spared him the crowds and ordeal.

  250. 250.

    NeenerNeener

    @Steeplejack: I wonder if the boyfriend was willing to wait 4 years for her. She was supposedly dating the head of security at Tiffany & Co back in 2016.

  256. 256.

    Matt McIrvin

    @Chief Oshkosh: The plane shown on the tracker is one of the 757s that is normally Air Force Two, but can be Air Force One as the occasion demands.

    But! As Elizabelle said, the news footage I can see all shows him getting into one of the 747s. So either that’s file footage, or maybe there’s a little security-motivated misdirection going on and the real Air Force One isn’t on the public tracker. I imagine they wouldn’t use the other 747 because they’d want it ready for Biden if need be.

  259. 259.

    Ruckus

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Why? He’s been getting them for 4 yrs now and has only gotten dumber. Except he’s always been pretty much at rock bottom stupid to begin with. Which is why it won’t make any difference if he gets them or not. Except he’d probably sell them to the highest bidder. I imagine it’s not the first time he’s done that. Mostly it’s a waste of the risk, paper and manpower to produce.

  260. 260.

    Suzanne

    Watching the festivities. One woman who I don’t recognize was wearing gloves but a very deep V-neck dress. Her boobs must be chilly.

  262. 262.

    karen marie

    @Ella in New Mexico: Not just a small crowd but made up entirely of nobodies.

     

    I would like to know who, if anyone, from the House or Senate showed up.  Investigate them for participation in the insurrection.

  263. 263.

    montanareddog

    I wish we could post screenshots because the flight tracker is showing the plane still heading south at the tip of Florida. Could he be heading for Havana?

    And I see it passed just to the east of Tampa. Does this mean he got an eyeful of the Cracker buttocks?

  266. 266.

    Miss Bianca

    @Kristine: Well, if you really want to blow wingnut minds, you could, say, point them in the direction of the Twitter photo Cheryl posted of PBO and JB from the back. “Both slender, tall, and fit…hmm…they could more credibly do the “Face/Off” exchange than JB and Trump. MAYBE THEY HAVE!!”

    MWAH HA HA!!

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    WaterGirl

    @NotMax:  Thanks NotMax,

    For anyone who is interested, CONTACT US in the white menu bar that’s at the top every screen gives instructions for reaching any front pager by email.

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