Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

America is going up in flames. The NYTimes fawns over MAGA celebrities. No longer a real newspaper.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

All hail the time of the bunny!

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

75% of people clapping liked the show!

Tick tock motherfuckers!

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

When we show up, we win.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

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  2. 2.

    RaflW

    Floods and fires. The codification of a thought crime in Texas (you just have to ‘intend to’ seek an abortion to get entangled in an ugly lawsuit filed by faithless ghouls). It’s all so damn fucked up.

    I was last at Lake Tahoe in May of 2019. I’m just feeling crushed that so much forest and so much beauty — and quite likely an entire city — are at such perilous risk, or in terms of forest, already lost.

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    Erin

    I cannot think of a better metaphor for our nation today. Flood waters lapping at the (H)ouse, and clueless people who don’t want to deal with it taking a shit on the deck. Lovely.

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    Spanky

    I assume that’s not Buffalo Creek having escaped its banks, ‘csuse that wouldn’t be good.

    Sitting in the dentist’s parking lot after 6 fillings in two teeth. Gonna take a minute and make sure I’m drivable.

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    Betty Cracker

    Wow, impressive waterfront property!

    It’s supposed to rain all day here too, and my dogs aren’t happy about it, especially Badger. I wouldn’t blame them either if they shat on the porch, but so far, they grimly do their business in the yard and scurry back up the stairs. They aren’t as smart as Lily.

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    geg6

    At least it was on the deck, easily cleaned.  Lovey took one look at the crazy downpour early this morning, turned around and took a shit on the oriental rug in the dining room.  Even Koda, usually one who lingers on any outdoor activity, only spent as much time as necessary to complete emptying her bladder and colon.

    It’s supposed to be doing this all day.  I sure hope it clears out tonight.  I’m working from home tomorrow so I can concentrate on some VA benefit discrepancies from last spring and summer semesters and was looking forward to lunch on the deck.

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    FlyingToaster

    The rain (yep! the same storm) is just south of here in Watertown, Massachusetts (like in Newton) and will rain for about 27 hours when it gets here.  Fortunately, I’m two blocks from the Mighty Charles and, believe me, any dam with gates (the lock at the Museum of Science?) will be opening up to let this out.  But I’m pretty sure there’ll be some extensive flooding upriver in Dover.

    We have gale warnings starting at 4am tomorrow.  Look for uprooted trees on your evening news.

    And it all coincides with Allston Christmas.  Happy flooded Storrowing!

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    Ohio Mom

    @AnonPhenom:

    I’m with you — didn’t watch your video, but I know something about having to call in drainage experts from living in this house-we-bought-for-the-school-district.

    Even if no water gets in the basement, the water-sodden soil around the house exerts pressure on the basement walls. The water makes the soil expand and makes it very heavy. Eventually the basement walls start caving in.

    No, they aren’t going to totally collapse, but even leaning in a couple of inches screws up the entire house structure. Which is expen$ive to fix.

    I imagine Cole isn’t as concerned with resale value as we are but still, that mosquito nursery of a backyard needs a drainage plan.

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    Ohio Mom

    Too many women and their families will suffer as a result of that horrid Texas abortion law but one thing I am sure of, eventually there will be a backlash, and it will be a tsunami of anger. I look forward to cheering it on.

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    Mart

    @Ohio Mom: We were renting a house in KC MO and had a record rain. Lightning in all four windows and the old house was rocking in the wind. Heard a huge bang and thought hit by lightning. Went outside to look for fire / damage. After the storm the house sounded like a boat in a movie. All kinds of funny noises. Went to do the laundry in the evil basement a few days later and the entire north wall had collapse under the soil pressure. Landlord was not happy!

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    H.E.Wolf

    @Ohio Mom: ​Too many women and their families will suffer as a result of that horrid Texas abortion law but one thing I am sure of, eventually there will be a backlash, and it will be a tsunami of anger. I look forward to cheering it on.

    I agree, and I hope it brings a tsunami of positive change.

    One of many starting places: https://www.emilyslist.org/ supports pro-choice Democratic women for elected office at the state and national levels. I read their Twitter feed when I want to feel optimistic about women in public service, working for transformative change.

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    Steeplejack (phone)

    No Ida rain so far here in my corner of NoVA. But it’s supposed to start around noon and go straight through midnight. Temperature is down around 75°, so that’s good. It is dark and aquarium green outside—nice day to read and accidentally doze into a nap.

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    w3ski

    Looks like time for a boat. At least a canoe.  Don’t drown out there.

    Here you are ankle-deep in water, and here I am in Northern Ca. praying for any rain to kill the approaching wildfire.

    w3ski

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    Boomzilla

    You’ve been very funny lately, John.  Even when going off on the COVIdiots.

    Drain the swamp!

    Boom

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    Ohio Mom

    @Mart: 
    Wow! A basement wall *could* collapse! My imagination is not lurid enough, nor my understanding of structural engineering deep enough.

    All of our basement walls have been fortified with I-beam$ bolted to the floor and ceiling joists. Other parts of the basement could keep moving but the walls will not lean or cave in, anymore.

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    trollhattan

    @Betty Cracker:

    Can you share more gator call recordings with Cole? Hi might need to distinguish those from the usual background noises, given his newly found swamp-dweller status.

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    VOR

    @WaterGirl: I follow a car build on YouTube (Project Binky) where they use a digital level which beeps when level is achieved. One of their catchphrases is “Make The Noise”. They even sell shirts with the phrase on it.

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    Betsy

    Has an area uphill of you been recently developed, logged, or paved?  Any of these activities will cause much more runoff.  If you look on topo maps you can scout the areas that drain down to your yard.

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    L&DfromSLT

    @RaflW: Follow South Lake Tahoe Towing, or go back and see his previous service calls on Facebook. He recorded many of them, getting peoples keys out of locked cars etc. He may have left by now. It’s heartening that so much is exactly the same as when we left on Monday the 23rd. There’s also a ring camera at 12th and Patricia that posts on Next door – looks normal. and finally, we call our home phone and the answering machine is on so we have electricity still. I leave encouraging messages for the house. “Hope you’re doing well! We miss you – see you soon!”

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