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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Just When You Need One, An Angel Appears

Just When You Need One, An Angel Appears

by WaterGirl|  April 9, 20226:10 pm| 88 Comments

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I opened my email this morning, and there it was.  An angel had appeared in my inbox overnight, offering to match $500 of donations for our current fundraising effort to save Michigan!

Our first BJ angel for this Michigan effort would like to remain anonymous, but she will match up to $25 for each person who donates up to $25 or more and tells us about it in the comments.  Until the matches in the comments reach the magic $500 amount.

Who’s up for getting this done?

Update at 7:45 pm:  Angel match #1 of $500 is complete!  (Thank you!)

Angel match #2 for $500 has commenced!

Update at 10:00 pm:  Angel match #2 of $500 is complete!  (Thank you!)

Angel match #3 For $1,000 has commenced!

As soon as we reach $15,000, they can start hiring for the fellowships.  

Promote the Vote 2022

 

 

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  1. 1.

    Avalie

    April 9, 2022 at 6:17 pm

    In for $25.

  2. 2.

    Ninedragonspot

    April 9, 2022 at 6:18 pm

    Donated $25

  3. 3.

    BlueGuitarist

    April 9, 2022 at 6:37 pm

    In for $25.

    Thanks WaterGirl!

  4. 4.

    nevsky42

    April 9, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    In fer $25…

  5. 5.

    Commenting at Balloon Juice since 1937

    April 9, 2022 at 6:46 pm

    $100 but only 25 needs a match.

  6. 6.

    NeenerNeener

    April 9, 2022 at 6:48 pm

    Donated $25.

  7. 7.

    evap

    April 9, 2022 at 6:51 pm

    In for $25!

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:00 pm

    Thanks, everybody!  Your responses are giving me hope.

  9. 9.

    Redshift

    April 9, 2022 at 7:01 pm

    In for $25!

  10. 10.

    Mo Salad

    April 9, 2022 at 7:02 pm

    Does yesterday count? I am assuming not.

  11. 11.

    eclare

    April 9, 2022 at 7:04 pm

    In for $25

  12. 12.

    banditqueen

    April 9, 2022 at 7:05 pm

    Donated $10–wish it could be more–it feels like Nov is looming. Thank you Balloon Juice, anonymous donor, & Watergirl. And let’s go promote the vote.

  13. 13.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:09 pm

    @Mo Salad: It would be hard for us to hit our goal if we did that, but I super appreciate your donation yesterday!

    I promise I wasn’t hoarding angels :-) so if there is a lag between BJ angels it will because I don’t have any more.

    But I can tell you that another BJ angel just wrote, offering a $500 angel match, so it looks like we will be able to keep going for awhile. :-)

  14. 14.

    sparks

    April 9, 2022 at 7:10 pm

    In for 25 too

  15. 15.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:11 pm

    @banditqueen:  Thank you!

    No one should ever apologize for not being able to give more.  We all have different amounts of discretionary income, and it’s quite likely that your $10 donation is as generous as someone else’s $100.

  16. 16.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:12 pm

    We just passed the halfway mark for our first Balloon Juice angel match.

  17. 17.

    Mo Salad

    April 9, 2022 at 7:16 pm

    @WaterGirl: No problem. I figured as much. I just dropped another $58 in honor of my birthday today.

    I’m old IRL, but here I’m a MF kid.

  18. 18.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:19 pm

    @Mo Salad: Happy Birthday!  And thank you!

    If you were 16,000 years old, we might be at our $25k goal. :-)

  19. 19.

    thruppence

    April 9, 2022 at 7:19 pm

    One more $25 (on my lunch break)

  20. 20.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:20 pm

    @thruppence: Thank you!

  21. 21.

    KayInMD (formerly Kay (not the front-pager))

    April 9, 2022 at 7:21 pm

    Donated $100. Mebbe some of mine can be counted toward some of those who can’t donate a full $25? I don’t know how that works, but seems like to each according to his/her ability…

    Of course, I don’t want to take advantage of the immense generosity of the angel doing the matching…

  22. 22.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    April 9, 2022 at 7:22 pm

    In for $25.00.   Thank you, Angel,  and Water Girl.

    ]

  23. 23.

    Mo Salad

    April 9, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
     Sure, but once you get past age 15,000 or so it’s really hard to grasp new technologies like all of this here.

  24. 24.

    dkinPa

    April 9, 2022 at 7:24 pm

    Donated earlier, but just put in another $25 for the match.  Thank you, WaterGirl!

  25. 25.

    eclare

    April 9, 2022 at 7:25 pm

    @Mo Salad:  Happy Birthday!

  26. 26.

    bluegirlfromwyo

    April 9, 2022 at 7:28 pm

    In for $100. Happy birthday Mo Salad and thank you WaterGirl and angel!

  27. 27.

    Virogenes

    April 9, 2022 at 7:29 pm

    I’m in for $25.

  28. 28.

    suilebhan

    April 9, 2022 at 7:31 pm

    In for $25.

  29. 29.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:44 pm

    @Mo Salad: True.  By the time you’re 10,000 years old you’re probably kind of tired, or at the very least your work ethic might flag, so you might not be able to make as much and save as much.

    Clearly, we can’t rely on the birthday effect to get us to our goal. I bet Betty White would have given a hundred, though!

  30. 30.

    Mo Salad

    April 9, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    Thank you all. I picked a really shitty birthday for a CPA.

  31. 31.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:45 pm

    @Virogenes: Thank you.

    And welcome to commenting!  What an excellent first comment. :-)

  32. 32.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:46 pm

    @Mo Salad: You don’t think she would have topped it off to make it a hundred?

  33. 33.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:46 pm

    We are at $460 of our first $500 angel match!

  34. 34.

    Mo Salad

    April 9, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
     Ha. I deleted the joke. Not up to my usual standards.

  35. 35.

    joel hanes

    April 9, 2022 at 7:48 pm

    In for $64

  36. 36.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:50 pm

    I just donated $15 to get us to an even $500.

  37. 37.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:50 pm

    Let Balloon Juice Angel match #2 begin!

    Also anonymous, also female.  But that’s all I can say. :-)

    With a new angel, everything resets.

  38. 38.

    PHinSD

    April 9, 2022 at 7:54 pm

    Add $25 for me.

  39. 39.

    eclare

    April 9, 2022 at 7:56 pm

    @Mo Salad:   My condolences.  I am also a CPA, but I work in corporate tax, not individual.

    Keep meaning to tell you I love your nym!

  40. 40.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 7:56 pm

    @PHinSD: Thank you!

  41. 41.

    Mo Salad

    April 9, 2022 at 8:00 pm

    @eclare: Forget the 30 or so shitty birthdays. I have to watch  Liverpool / Man City  on a pirate stream at my desk tomorrow.

    On my phone even, can’t put the office server at risk.

  42. 42.

    arrieve

    April 9, 2022 at 8:02 pm

    I’m in for $25.

  43. 43.

    eclare

    April 9, 2022 at 8:04 pm

    @Mo Salad:  YNWA

  44. 44.

    Dan B

    April 9, 2022 at 8:05 pm

    $25 nuff said

    Except Happy B-day Mo!

  45. 45.

    Hirudo

    April 9, 2022 at 8:11 pm

    $25 from a lurker.

  46. 46.

    Lurker Dan

    April 9, 2022 at 8:14 pm

    Added $50 to keep Michigan as blue as its namesake lake. And thanks to WG and the anonymous angels!

  47. 47.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 8:15 pm

    @Hirudo: thank you!

    You must not be a total lurker, because I didn’t have to approve your comment.  Happy to see you here.

  48. 48.

    eponymous

    April 9, 2022 at 8:15 pm

    I’m in for $50,

  49. 49.

    MomSense

    April 9, 2022 at 8:17 pm

    Wow!!

  50. 50.

    lowtechcyclist

    April 9, 2022 at 8:24 pm

    Gave $40, 15 of that is to top off banditqueen’s contribution. :-)

  51. 51.

    Kayla Rudbek

    April 9, 2022 at 8:28 pm

    In for $25 so that my relatives don’t have to live under fascism

  52. 52.

    lowtechcyclist

    April 9, 2022 at 8:28 pm

    @Mo Salad: I’m old IRL, but here I’m a MF kid.

    Yeah, a whole bunch of us have to look way back in the rearview mirror to see 58.

    58 is not old, btw!  I think it was Dostoevsky who said 56 was the perfect age.

  53. 53.

    eachother

    April 9, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    for what it’s worth WaterGirl, I would like a Ukraine sticker.

    My heart is bleeding.

    Ukraine: It's Not Possible To Do Enough, But We Can All Do Something 1

    Obama Foundation: How You Can Help the People of Ukraine

  54. 54.

    Mom Called

    April 9, 2022 at 8:32 pm

    $25 from a long-time lurker!

  55. 55.

    eclare

    April 9, 2022 at 8:33 pm

    @lowtechcyclist:   I hate to do math in my head…I think I’m 53.  So three years til perfection.

  56. 56.

    randal m sexton

    April 9, 2022 at 8:33 pm

    In for 25.

  57. 57.

    feebog

    April 9, 2022 at 8:33 pm

    Threw $25 in.  Thanks Watergirl.

  58. 58.

    Professor Bigfoot

    April 9, 2022 at 8:35 pm

    In for another $25.  Thanks, WG!

  59. 59.

    lashonharangue

    April 9, 2022 at 8:37 pm

    In for $25.

  60. 60.

    Other Other Other John

    April 9, 2022 at 8:40 pm

    I have donated $25 i say $25

  61. 61.

    la caterina

    April 9, 2022 at 8:42 pm

    In for $25, gotta join in the fun!

  62. 62.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 8:45 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: Fair enough!  I counted $25 for you and $15 for bandit queen. :-)

  63. 63.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 8:50 pm

    @eachother: I had some Ukraine stickers, I will look for them.  Stay tuned.

  64. 64.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 8:50 pm

    @Mom Called: I love your nym!

    Oh, forgot to say thank you!

  65. 65.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 8:52 pm

    @Other Other Other John: I love your nym, too!

    and thank you.

  66. 66.

    phdesmond

    April 9, 2022 at 9:01 pm

    got a match?  i just dropped my quarter.

  67. 67.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 9:01 pm

    Our first Balloon Juice angel will be adding her $500 soon, so watch for the thermometer to jump!

    Thermometer is at $9,708 right now, before the match.

    Angel #1, thank you so much for doing this!!!

  68. 68.

    JAFD

    April 9, 2022 at 9:03 pm

    Putting in $26 (lucky number)

    Do you want us to mail check ?  Paypal ??

    Thanks for your efforts with this.

  69. 69.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 9:07 pm

    @JAFD: Thank you!

    Look for the thermometer that’s at the top of the blog that says “Promote the Vote”.  If you have a credit card, you can donate there.

    If you’re on mobile, just hit COMMENT in the top menu bar, and the thermometer will show up just below the comment box.

  70. 70.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 9:19 pm

    Angel match #1 is in the thermometer.  Thank you so much for inspiring us!

  71. 71.

    Paul W.

    April 9, 2022 at 9:21 pm

    I put in $100, I think I committed to this earlier before the Ukraine stuff for a different state so glad to help out again!

  72. 72.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 9:22 pm

    We are at $440 on angel match #2.  Just $60 left to go.

  73. 73.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 9:22 pm

    @Paul W.: Thank you!

  74. 74.

    eclare

    April 9, 2022 at 9:27 pm

    @WaterGirl:   Awesome!  Thank you so much for all you do.

  75. 75.

    Barbara

    April 9, 2022 at 9:31 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​ I donated $100 so you made it.

  76. 76.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 9:35 pm

    @eclare: @Barbara:

    Thank you both!

  77. 77.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 9:52 pm

    Let Balloon Juice Angel match #3 begin!

    Also anonymous, also female.  But that’s all I can say. :-)

    With a new angel, everything resets.

    As soon as we raise $15,000, they can start hiring for the fellowships.  

  78. 78.

    RaflW

    April 9, 2022 at 10:03 pm

    Y’all are awesome! I donated $50 in the “Ahead of the Curve” post last night when the thermo was 1000s of dollars lower. Glad to have given then so that others today feel the joy of a match – I’ve had several gifts matched in previous efforts for relational organizing.

    Let’s GO!

  79. 79.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 10:05 pm

    Angel #2 has added her $500 to the thermometer, so we are up to $10,933!

    She asked me to thank everyone for her, and of course we need to thank the angel herself!

  80. 80.

    WaterGirl

    April 9, 2022 at 10:20 pm

    Hey everybody, I am closing the computer for the night.  Great job this evening, everyone!

    We will leave you with the $1,000 angel match overnight, so that should for sure give you matches for any donations until morning.  I’ll be back then to say thank you.

  81. 81.

    eachother

    April 10, 2022 at 1:10 am

    Thank you for the patches.  The colors are restorative.

    What the reek-publicans are doing is beyond my understanding.

    A Franklin for Michigan.

  82. 82.

    WaterGirl

    April 10, 2022 at 8:13 am

    @eachother: I thought the moment might have passed for Russian Warship, Go Fuck Yourselves!  But that one is available, too.

    thank you!

  83. 83.

    eachother

    April 10, 2022 at 9:56 am

    @WaterGirl: I believe ‘Russia, go fuck yourselves’ will be timeless and long in fashion.

    Again, my retinas get a little wider in appreciation of the Yellow and Blue.  It represents the colors of daylight and wellness amid so much darkness.

  84. 84.

    WaterGirl

    April 10, 2022 at 10:40 am

    @eachother:  There you go!

  85. 85.

    MazeDancer

    April 10, 2022 at 1:31 pm

    In for $15. Hope match #3 still active.

  86. 86.

    Nancy

    April 10, 2022 at 2:12 pm

    2022-04-10
    Promote the Vote 2022

    $25.00

  87. 87.

    WaterGirl

    April 10, 2022 at 2:30 pm

    @MazeDancer: Yes, still active!  I will put up a post tonight where folks can ‘fess up if they donated after I went to bed last night.

    I’ve got you down, so no need to add the info to the post that will go up later.

  88. 88.

    MazeDancer

    April 10, 2022 at 3:45 pm

    @WaterGirl: Thanks!

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