I’ve spent the last couple of days decluttering my pantry and throwing out expired shit, and lemme just put it this way- 2018 must have been an amazing year for tomato soup because I collected a bunch of it. Also, I have a dozen cans of tomato paste (those little fuckers are stealthy) and near a dozen cans of coconut milk, so there’s curry in my future.
I got so overwhelmed with all the dried beans I had that I got out the quickpot or hastypot I can’t remember what the fuck it is called but you olds know it as a pressure cooker with settings for stupid people and I just started throwing things in. Half a bag of mixed beans, a half back of black eyed peas, some pinto beans and then it just descended from there and I threw in some cajun seasoning and then a leftover packet of paella mix and some garlic and black pepper and then I just went to the freezer and did the same thing there with two handfuls of shrimp, two lingering brats, and a lonely ham hock, grabbed a couple onions and chucked them it, and pressed a button and let the thing fuck off for an hour or so.
Came back and it was by no means the best thing I had ever made but it was edible so we’ll just eat that for the next two days until it is gone. If any of you see me in the dried beans or rice aisle of any grocery store you have my permission to hit me with a tranq dart and get me the fuck out of there.
Lowkey night tonight. Gonna watch Hacks again. What are you all up to?