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You are here: Home / Music / Cold Grey Early Xmas Morning Open Thread

Cold Grey Early Xmas Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  December 25, 20223:16 am| 34 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

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A classic, unfortunately…
Late Night Open Thread - STOCKPILE 1

(Lalo Alcaraz via GoComics.com)

A Raleigh based rabbi created and gave Carolina Hurricanes a menorah made out of hockey sticks. Pic via @danlatorraca pic.twitter.com/JoL8fwyZne

— Dan Shuftan (@DanShuftan) December 20, 2022



A cat with her own box (& treats) is a cat not intent on knocking all the ornaments off the tree…

Santa arrived a little early for our Willow. ?? pic.twitter.com/X7fAS6cOBk

— Jill Biden (@FLOTUS) December 24, 2022

Speaking of cats… PopeHat’s on @Post, these days… one reason I’ll probably join Post, if Twitter becomes unusable for my purposes:
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I find your lack of cheer, disturbing pic.twitter.com/mBNBdtVgF1

— DnD Sesame Tweet (@DnDSesame) December 24, 2022

Santa Claus gone WOKE: parents outraged as children on "naughty list" to receive solar panels instead of coal

— steven ''italian elon musk'' monacelli (@stevanzetti) December 24, 2022

We all have our favorite fantasies…

I want the same thing for Christmas that I want every year: for someone to build a gigantic, flame throwing General Sherman mech that fucks the carving off of Stone Mountain then angrily asks the crowd who wants some.

— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) December 22, 2022


(Thanks to commentor El Muneco for the reminder!)

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34Comments

  1. 1.

    Baud

    December 25, 2022 at 3:26 am

    Merry Xmas, AL.  Thanks for all your work on this blog’s content.

  2. 2.

    WhatsMyNym

    December 25, 2022 at 3:59 am

    Damn,  that Dropkick Murphys video must have been a blast to do.

  3. 3.

    Mousebumples

    December 25, 2022 at 4:00 am

    Merry Christmas and Happy holidays to all!

    As a note, Popehat is also on Mastodon – @[email protected]

    No clue which option cooperates with the blog better (and I don’t have Post at this point, so I can’t easily compare the 2. Though I do see the same cat pic on Mastodon from about 2 days ago. (plus a variety of other “toots”) 🤷‍♀️

  4. 4.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 25, 2022 at 4:37 am

    Bah! Humbug! Blech!

    The wife is working and I’m going to wander.

  5. 5.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 25, 2022 at 4:46 am

    You know what tickles my funny bone this AM?

    A wind chill advisory in West Palm Beach.

  6. 6.

    🐾BillinGlendaleCA

    December 25, 2022 at 4:54 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: One of my co-workers wanted me to participate in the Secret Santa thing, my reply was “Bah! Humbug!”, she said “what does that mean”.  I just shook my head.

  7. 7.

    Erin

    December 25, 2022 at 4:55 am

    Please don’t join Post, join Mastodon instead. We don’t need a company controlling the discourse like Twitter did,

  8. 8.

    Baud

    December 25, 2022 at 5:00 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Stay faithful, man.

  9. 9.

    Baud

    December 25, 2022 at 5:02 am

    @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: Unreformed Scrooge was right!

  10. 10.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 25, 2022 at 5:18 am

    @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: Kids these days…

  11. 11.

    WereBear

    December 25, 2022 at 5:20 am

    @🐾BillinGlendaleCA: I guess it’s been too long since the Hallmark channel remade A Christmas Carol in modern dress so it doesn’t scare anyone?

  12. 12.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 25, 2022 at 5:24 am

    @Baud: We don’t celebrate the holiday so it became our Xmas tradition to go see a place which on any other day would be crowded. I have found that I am not alone in thinking that.

    Now, with her current job (time and a half!) she works Xmas day and I spend it with the dogs looking to see what we might find.

    eta: also, please don’t tell my wife about my stable of girlfriends. she gets so jealous.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    December 25, 2022 at 5:25 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I have found that I am not alone in thinking that.

     

    “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”

  14. 14.

    satby

    December 25, 2022 at 5:31 am

    Merry Christmas one and all from the Bomb Cyclone shelter. It will be a quiet one here, but the temp has gone up to a sultry 9°, so venturing out to feed the birbs will be less exciting than it’s been the last two days. I’m much better, but still not all the way well, so still staying in. Which is fine, my Christmas will coincide next week with my oldest son’s 40th birthday.

    Everyone have a peaceful or hectic day, as you choose 🎄🎀💗

  15. 15.

    Baud

    December 25, 2022 at 5:33 am

    @satby:

    Merry Christmas, satby. Stay warm and feel better.

  16. 16.

    satby

    December 25, 2022 at 5:36 am

    @Baud: thanks!

  17. 17.

    David ⛄ 🎅The Establishment🎄 🦌 🕎 Koch

    December 25, 2022 at 5:47 am

    “Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decorations?”

  18. 18.

    raven

    December 25, 2022 at 6:06 am

    7 hour drive to Appomattox coming right up! Merry Woofmas!

  19. 19.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 25, 2022 at 6:27 am

    @raven: Bulldawg!

  20. 20.

    Lapassionara

    December 25, 2022 at 6:31 am

    Merry Christmas, Juicers. We are in a motel outside Louisville, having postponed the drive to Virginia by a day because of the weather. Saw a few remnants of what must have been horrific accidents on the side of the interstate as we drove. Seems fitting to be in transit this morning, since the nativity was the story of a family in transit.

  21. 21.

    raven

    December 25, 2022 at 6:34 am

    @Lapassionara: Where ya headed? We made the same decision.

  22. 22.

    rikyrah

    December 25, 2022 at 6:49 am

     

    Merry Christmas, Everyone🎅🏾🤶🏾🌲⛄

  23. 23.

    Baud

    December 25, 2022 at 6:50 am

    @rikyrah:

    Merry Christmas.

  24. 24.

    WereBear

    December 25, 2022 at 7:42 am

    @rikyrah: Merry Christmas!

    May all of us persevere, every one!

  25. 25.

    Geminid

    December 25, 2022 at 7:54 am

    @raven: I hope it’s a safe and happy trip for you and yours. The weather is starting to break here, so the cold in Appomatox should be more tolerable by the time you get there.

  26. 26.

    Geminid

    December 25, 2022 at 7:58 am

    @WereBear: I listened to a nice version of A Christmas Carol last night, on a local oldies station. Dickens’ story makes a good radio play.

  27. 27.

    kalakal

    December 25, 2022 at 8:18 am

    Merry Christmas one and all!

  28. 28.

    Geminid

    December 25, 2022 at 8:25 am

    @kalakal: Merry Christmas to you!

    And as Tiny Tim would say, “God Bless Us, Every One.”

  29. 29.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 25, 2022 at 8:53 am

    Great holiday wishes from PopeHat. 🤣🤣🤣

  30. 30.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 25, 2022 at 8:59 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:
    Use caution while traveling outside. Wear appropriate clothing, a hat, and gloves.

    Remember those? Go dust them off.

  31. 31.

    BenCisco 🇺🇸🎖️🖥️♦️

    December 25, 2022 at 9:14 am

    @rikyrah: Merry Christmas!

  32. 32.

    Miss Bianca

    December 25, 2022 at 11:13 am

    @WhatsMyNym: I just saw it last night and it’s on the list of Christmas classics!

    I now have to introduce Pal D to “Fairy Tale of New York”. :)

  33. 33.

    Ixnay

    December 25, 2022 at 6:18 pm

    Santa brought our power back about 430. Been out since Fri with amazing winds and rain. I’m rather done with setting the timer to rise every couple hours and load the two stoves. We thought it would be cool to live in a 140 year old farmhouse in Western Maine. Merry everything you celebrate

  34. 34.

    Geminid

    December 25, 2022 at 7:11 pm

    @Ixnay: That sounds rough! Merry Christmas to you and I hope you get a good night’s sleep.

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