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Rumor Mill

by John Cole|  August 14, 20237:19 pm| 32 Comments

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I was distracted when I heard it, but something about Fulton County publishing 13 indictments of Trump and then yanking it back down crossed my radar. Any one got any info on this?

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  1. 1.

    Ronno2018

    August 14, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-state-georgia-appears-set-file-charges-against-donald-trump-court-document-2023-08-14/

  2. 2.

    kindness

    August 14, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    They posted it then immediately pulled the post.  There are screen shots floating around though.

  3. 3.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 14, 2023 at 7:22 pm

    They said it’s not merely not released, it’s not real.

  4. 4.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 14, 2023 at 7:26 pm

    Supposedly the Judge is giving reporters chips and saying he’s been asked to stay another hour.  So we shall see.

  5. 5.

    bbleh

    August 14, 2023 at 7:26 pm

    Speaking of rumors, I heard people are saying Jared was caught in a kindergarten bathroom again.

  6. 6.

    Villago Delenda Est

    August 14, 2023 at 7:27 pm

    @bbleh: ​
     At least his laptop isn’t broadcasting dick pics to preschoolers.

  7. 7.

    bbleh

    August 14, 2023 at 7:28 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: I kinda wonder about that.  I read that they said it’s not real because it didn’t have this signature and that stamp and so on, but that sounds like a bit of a dodge to me.  Yes it wasn’t formally filed and it was posted in error, but I don’t think it’s fake.

  8. 8.

    dmsilev

    August 14, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    Court officials have said that it was a fake or something like that. In the meantime, the judge has been dropping some pretty broad “stick around this evening” hints to the reporters.

  9. 9.

    bbleh

    August 14, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: How do we know it’s not? Has anyone looked at his laptop? Where’s the Special Counsel? Sounds like TWO STANDARDS OF JUSTICE to me!!!  And has he offered to let the police look at it?  Why not?  WHAT HAS HE GOT TO HIDE?!?!

  10. 10.

    Baud

    August 14, 2023 at 7:30 pm

    @bbleh:

    We’ll find out when we see the real thing.

  11. 11.

    dmsilev

    August 14, 2023 at 7:30 pm

    Post liveblog:

    At 7:10 p.m., Judge Robert McBurney appeared in his eighth floor courtroom and told reporters he had been asked to stay another hour.

    That was about 20 minutes ago, so 40 or so minutes left. (cue “Final Jeopardy” music on loop…)

  12. 12.

    dmsilev

    August 14, 2023 at 7:31 pm

    @Baud: The real thing is the indictments we got along the way.

    Or something like that.

  13. 13.

    brantl

    August 14, 2023 at 7:31 pm

    I hope the dildoes of consequences are un-lubed and rolled in ground glass, before application.

  14. 14.

    brendancalling

    August 14, 2023 at 7:37 pm

    @Baud: The indictment or Jared’s tiny instrument?

  15. 15.

    Jackie

    August 14, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    TIFG said it’s Fake News.

  16. 16.

    dmsilev

    August 14, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    @Jackie: That’s a pretty good indication that it’s real, right there.

  17. 17.

    Betty

    August 14, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    Someone suggested it was a draft. Republicans are having hissy fits claiming foul.

  18. 18.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    August 14, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    @Jackie:TIFG said it’s Fake News.

    I’m not one to believe rumors, but that’s as close to confirmation that it’s true as one could ever want

    @dmsilev: Jynx

  19. 19.

    Ken

    August 14, 2023 at 7:43 pm

    @dmsilev: I’m still leaning toward the explanation that the judge got irritated with all the reporters camped out on the front steps, and decided to give them a few hours of empty podium footage.

  20. 20.

    bbleh

    August 14, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    @Betty: Republicans are having hissy fits

    Must be a day ending in ‘y’.

  21. 21.

    bbleh

    August 14, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    @Ken: Also the potato chips are dusted with a strong laxative.

  22. 22.

    cain

    August 14, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    @Betty: I claim fowl!

  23. 23.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    August 14, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    @Ken: the judge got irritated with all the reporters camped out on the front steps, and decided to give them a few hours of empty podium footage.

    Proven to be more newsworthy than a Clinton policy speech…

  24. 24.

    oatler

    August 14, 2023 at 7:54 pm

    The Guardian ran the story this morning, but I couldn’t find any other sites to corrorrborate with it . S

  25. 25.

    schrodingers_cat

    August 14, 2023 at 8:08 pm

    Nope! I sense another indictment coming and Orange Error going for a century of charges.

    OT: Happy Birthday India.

    This must be one of the best renditions of the national anthem, Jana Gana Mana penned by Rabindranath Tagore, music arranged by the one and only A. R. Rahman. (known in the US for his Slum Dog score among other things.

    It is from the mid aughts and many of the artists featured here have passed on.

  26. 26.

    Nina

    August 14, 2023 at 8:22 pm

    I read that it’s quite possible that it’s somebody’s rough draft.  could have some elements of reality but we don’t know how many elements of reality.

  27. 27.

    ghost cat

    August 14, 2023 at 8:28 pm

    On MSNBC Ari Melber is reporting that the jury stayed late & is now voting. There were 2 witnesses that were supposed to testify tomorrow (George Chidi is one) but were called in early today. But then the jury decided they weren’t needed.

  28. 28.

    wjca

    August 14, 2023 at 8:32 pm

    @Betty: Of course they’re having hissy fits.  No way they’ll let an opportunity to do so slip past.

  29. 29.

    PaulWartenberg

    August 14, 2023 at 8:34 pm

    Saw a tweet where the guy theorized the sudden rush of grand jury activity today was that trump was threatening witnesses and telling them not to testify, and they made the decision to get that all done before trump could intimidate anyone else.

    Gods. To my knowledge, even mob bosses were more discreet than trump.

  30. 30.

    PaulWartenberg

    August 14, 2023 at 8:35 pm

    @bbleh:

    that could actually help. a lot of these reporters are too stressed out from waiting to have decent bowel movements.

  31. 31.

    sab

    August 15, 2023 at 2:17 am

    @schrodingers_cat:  Thank you for that. I love listening to national anthems, although I really hate the Star Spangled Banner with it’s unsingable tune and appalling lyrics.

  32. 32.

    LiminalOwl

    August 15, 2023 at 7:03 am

    @schrodingers_cat: That was beautiful. Thank you.

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