Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Donald Jessica Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

This must be what justice looks like, not vengeful, just peaceful exuberance.

I am pretty sure Katy Tur wasn’t always such a bootlicking sycophant.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

…and a burning sense of injustice to juice the soul.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Ron DeSantis, the grand wizard, oops, governor of FL.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Please don’t feed the bears.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.

I’m sure you banged some questionable people yourself. We’re allowed to grow past that.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Every day Vance writes another chapter in the book called “Worst VP Pick Ever”.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

It’s a new day. Light all those Biden polls of young people on fire and throw away the ashes.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

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  2. 2.

    kindness

    They posted it then immediately pulled the post.  There are screen shots floating around though.

  4. 4.

    Villago Delenda Est

    Supposedly the Judge is giving reporters chips and saying he’s been asked to stay another hour.  So we shall see.

  5. 5.

    bbleh

    Speaking of rumors, I heard people are saying Jared was caught in a kindergarten bathroom again.

  7. 7.

    bbleh

    @Frankensteinbeck: I kinda wonder about that.  I read that they said it’s not real because it didn’t have this signature and that stamp and so on, but that sounds like a bit of a dodge to me.  Yes it wasn’t formally filed and it was posted in error, but I don’t think it’s fake.

  8. 8.

    dmsilev

    Court officials have said that it was a fake or something like that. In the meantime, the judge has been dropping some pretty broad “stick around this evening” hints to the reporters.

  9. 9.

    bbleh

    @Villago Delenda Est: How do we know it’s not? Has anyone looked at his laptop? Where’s the Special Counsel? Sounds like TWO STANDARDS OF JUSTICE to me!!!  And has he offered to let the police look at it?  Why not?  WHAT HAS HE GOT TO HIDE?!?!

  11. 11.

    dmsilev

    Post liveblog:

    At 7:10 p.m., Judge Robert McBurney appeared in his eighth floor courtroom and told reporters he had been asked to stay another hour.

    That was about 20 minutes ago, so 40 or so minutes left. (cue “Final Jeopardy” music on loop…)

  13. 13.

    brantl

    I hope the dildoes of consequences are un-lubed and rolled in ground glass, before application.

  18. 18.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    @Jackie:TIFG said it’s Fake News.

    I’m not one to believe rumors, but that’s as close to confirmation that it’s true as one could ever want

    @dmsilev: Jynx

  19. 19.

    Ken

    @dmsilev: I’m still leaning toward the explanation that the judge got irritated with all the reporters camped out on the front steps, and decided to give them a few hours of empty podium footage.

  23. 23.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    @Ken: the judge got irritated with all the reporters camped out on the front steps, and decided to give them a few hours of empty podium footage.

    Proven to be more newsworthy than a Clinton policy speech…

  24. 24.

    oatler

    The Guardian ran the story this morning, but I couldn’t find any other sites to corrorrborate with it . S

  26. 26.

    Nina

    I read that it’s quite possible that it’s somebody’s rough draft.  could have some elements of reality but we don’t know how many elements of reality.

  27. 27.

    ghost cat

    On MSNBC Ari Melber is reporting that the jury stayed late & is now voting. There were 2 witnesses that were supposed to testify tomorrow (George Chidi is one) but were called in early today. But then the jury decided they weren’t needed.

  29. 29.

    PaulWartenberg

    Saw a tweet where the guy theorized the sudden rush of grand jury activity today was that trump was threatening witnesses and telling them not to testify, and they made the decision to get that all done before trump could intimidate anyone else.

    Gods. To my knowledge, even mob bosses were more discreet than trump.

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