Can’t he just go away? If he gets on a plane to allegedly fly to Georgia and skips the country, fucking let him. Try him in absentia.
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Can’t he just go away? If he gets on a plane to allegedly fly to Georgia and skips the country, fucking let him. Try him in absentia.
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RedDirtGirl
You and me both!
Baud
The media hears you and will be focusing here on out on Hunter Biden.
TaMara
I am not, as long as we are in the Find Out phase of his life, I’m ok with it. What I don’t want to hear is how he’s leading in the polls, until someone tells me how many Republicans are still in his cult, 40% means nothing.
40% of 1 million is lots less than 30% of 80 million. It means nothing without context.
Old School
He’s thinking about it.
Tony Jay
There is a process, this is it.
While you’re waiting for the flush to work, consider this.
The stereotype we have of all Frenchmen being beret-wearing, fag-smoking, onion-selling guys in black and white striped jumpers comes from the 20s and 30s when up to 50,000 of them would cross the Channel on ferries and flog their wares all across southern England.
Thing is, they were all from Brittany, and that was a specifically Breton fashion. The French generally are as baffled by our stereotypical image of them as we would be if everyone in France thought everyone in Britain wore a kilt and ate battered Mars Bars.
The things you learn watching QI.
JPL
@Baud: yup
hells littlest angel
Throw in a “dead or alive” bounty and I’m sold.
Redshift
@Old School: Oh my god, that’s real? I saw a screen shot on another service and thought it must be fake.
Poe’s Law strikes again…
MattF
Right. The country has gone completely to hell in the two and a half years since he was in charge, he says. So, the logical thing to do is leave. Either Russia or KSA would welcome him, I’d guess.
Joy in FL
I’m sick of the attention he is being given. I’m with you.
I wish that a network like MSNBC would devote equal time to the benefits of the Inflation Reduction Act. Interview some people who have jobs because of it, or some scientists who can describe the environmental benefits. Those things are worthy of attention, and they could put focus on President Biden and Democrats.
rikyrah
This is the first time I’m not sick of hearing about him.
He’s run into people who don’t give a phuck.
Cannon the Stooge aside, I love these judges and Prosecutors not giving a phuck and going for his throat.
RaflW
Let him leave, and then cancel his passport. That was pretty much what I said on here like a year ago.
He can be a stateless fu*k, let his wacko volunteer lawyers figure it out.
rikyrah
He needs to leave The Mouse alone.
Lesley Abravanel (@lesleyabravanel) posted at 7:22 AM on Tue, Aug 22, 2023:
Petty, vindictive Ron DeSantis, mad that he never got to go to the Bibbidy Bobbity Boo Salon at Cinderella Castle, wants to strip Disney workers of free passes and discounts, arguing it sucks millions from Florida’s economy #GoDisney https://t.co/pKCXu3kHzs
(https://twitter.com/lesleyabravanel/status/1693961763572576686?t=i-jA2IyaOejxsBHsYFLSUQ&s=03)
RaflW
@Old School: Yup. He always floats trial balloons/pre-admits his corruption & crimes.
frosty
And he can take that fucker Musk with him.
Suzanne
@Old School:
God, a girl can only dream.
trollhattan
@Old School:
Who wrote that? Donny sure as hell didn’t.
SiubhanDuinne
This morning, DA Fani Willis rejected Mark Meadows’ request to move his trial to federal court, and I love her statement:
“I am not granting any extensions. I gave 2 weeks for people to surrender themselves to the court. Your client is no different than any other criminal defendant in this jurisdiction,” Willis said in the email. “The two weeks was a tremendous courtesy. At 12:30 p.m. on Friday I shall file warrants in the system. My team has availability to meet to discuss reasonable consent bonds Wednesday and Thursday.”
I love it very hard indeed
RaflW
@rikyrah: Rhonda Santis is such a freak. Just days ago he was saying he wanted Disney to drop it’s suit against him (as governor), now he is once again finding something inane to try to massively micromanage/government overreach into.
Ron: “I want a government so small it can get into the pass benefits section of your H.R. manual.”
trollhattan
Surprisingly hard to say three times.
oldster
@rikyrah:
This is typical of Desantis — he pretends to be a free-market Republican, but he is actually a fan of statist big-government control. No corporation, no private business, can be allowed to make its own decisions about how to compensate its employees, if Desantis takes a personal dislike to that company.
He wants government to be able to control all businesses, so that he can take revenge on them. Businesses now enjoy less government interference in China than they do in Florida.
He is a disgrace, no matter what your political leanings may be.
delphinium
Me too. I am interested in the more in-depth legal analysis and potential outcomes of the charges for him and others, but don’t need to hear Trump’s constant whining, view his threats/intimidation on social media nor see his ugly mug anywhere. While we are at it, Bill Barr can fuck off also.
Scout211
Me too. But I still am interested in his downfall. I’m sure it’s just around the corner. Yeah, it could happen. Maybe.
You know who else I’m tired of hearing about? Elon Musk.
His latest attempt to “fix” twitter so it makes him more money, or stems the bleeding of money down the drain:
Elon Musk Confirms News Headlines, Story Text To Disappear from X
Roberto el oso
@Tony Jay: is there a Marianne Faithfull, Persian carpet reference in that mention of a Mars Bar?
JPL
@rikyrah: Decades ago we purchased an Arvida house which was owned by Disney. It was in GA and we had discounts for Disney World which we took advantage of. Disney sold it soon after.
So DeSantis is okay with other company perks, but not that particular one.
rikyrah
does he think this makes him look smart? Makes him look petty. These are working folk and they get a pass as a benefit of working there.
rikyrah
@oldster:
And Disney knows this, which is why they’re not dropping their lawsuit. They are going to make an example of him, and I can’t wait.
rikyrah
@Scout211:
THIS is going to be a case study in every business school in the country before it’s all said and done.
JPL
@SiubhanDuinne: AJC has been doing updates on those who have agreed to bond, so will turn themselves in probably tomorrow.
No sign of Meadows, or Rudy though.
Laertes
We need some new counterpart to money bail, where we offer the perp some sum of money large enough to induce him to save everyone the bother and just flee the jurisdiction.
Suzanne
@oldster:
That makes him a typical Republican. They don’t have any principles. They don’t believe in anything. They have no positive vision of the collective future. They just want to use the power of government to fuck with people. They’re nothing but bullies. They just want to take everything for themselves.
Calling them thieves would be a compliment.
Betty Cracker
@TaMara: & @rikyrah: I’m with y’all, relishing every detail because rich, powerful loudmouths so rarely get the comeuppance they deserve. Also, what a nightmare for Repubs — wall-to-wall coverage of Trump’s crimes leading up to an election. They had their chance to get rid of him, and they made excuses for that treasonous creep instead. May he now drag them to the bottom of the Mariana Trench — I’ll be watching with popcorn!
delphinium
@SiubhanDuinne:
Damn that is awesome! She isn’t pulling any punches.
Betty Cracker
@Scout211: Wow, what a stone-cold stupid move. Also, I’m no galaxy-brain coding genius like Musk, but couldn’t the news outlets skirt that restriction by simply embedding text in the image?
Mr. Bemused Senior
@JPL: Rudy was having trouble paying for his defense, maybe he will have to bum a ride to surrender.
Suzanne
@Betty Cracker: I was just on the phone with my aunt, and we were musing on what are the appropriate wine and cheese pairings for the myriad indictments and perp walks?
Sherparick
@Baud: Apparently, the MSM, starting with the NY media, are addicted to him. He makes their job so easy.
oldster
@Suzanne:
“That makes him a typical Republican. They don’t have any principles.”
You won’t get any argument from me. But it’s surprising how many heartland voters who are mid-size businessmen, how many car dealers and plumbing contractors, think that the Republican party is the pro-business party. We need to spell it out for them, that it ain’t any longer, if it ever was.
zhena gogolia
@Tony Jay: That is hilarious!
zhena gogolia
@Joy in FL: That would take work.
Tony Jay
@Roberto el oso:
Ha! No, not this time. Just a stonking example of traditional Scots cuisine. There is literally nothing they won’t dip in batter.
Which does sound like a euphemism for Mick’s main hobby, now that I think if it.
Trivia Man
@Tony Jay: I listen to No Such Thing As A Fish, but I can’t find QI on a podcast. How can I watch?
Any other funny, quirky, informative Brit shows?
Baud
I don’t mind actual news about Trump’s legal situation. What I’m tired of is the cable gab fest about Trump’s legal situation. It’s mostly fluff and speculation.
Suzanne
@oldster: A lot of those mid-size businessmen also want to use government to fuck with certain people and take their resources. If exposing hypocrisy was an effective means of persuasion, the GOP would already be nothing but dust.
TaMara
@Betty Cracker: I bought something called Mushroom Popcorn (a friend insisted I needed it). Its from Amish growers and I guess it has huge thumb-sized kernels. Looking forward to popping some up when Trump turns himself in.
oldster
@Suzanne:
“If exposing hypocrisy was an effective means of persuasion….”
Alas, I’m afraid you’re right. People are sometimes motivated by the hypocrisy of their enemies, but the hypocrisy of their own side seldom troubles them. It’s almost like hypocrisy gives rise to meta-hypocrisy….
WaterGirl
@rikyrah: he can’t do squat if that’s part of the compensation package of a private company.
lowtechcyclist
@rikyrah:
This.
I want him to be imprisoned for the rest of his life. It’s important to establish that no one is above the law. Yes, rich and important people will always get breaks that the rest of us don’t. But it’s important to minimize those breaks to the best of our society’s ability to do so. And it’s got to start right here.
Letting him slip out by the back door to Dubai or KSA or Russia would be a failure in that respect. It probably doesn’t matter that much to him just where in the world his gilded hotel suite is located, so long as he can continue to live a life of luxury, and rant to his followers on Truth Social.
So no to all that. Try the fat orange bastard, and in all likelihood he will be convicted of enough crimes to require that will never again be free. In which case lock him up for the rest of his life – and may it be a loooooooooong one, so that every hour of boredom is just more torture to him.
Roger Moore
@RaflW:
I like to use the line that Republicans want to shrink government until it’s small enough to probe a woman’s vagina. No matter how you slice it, the Republicans’ idea of small government is incoherent.
Tony G
@oldster: But DeSantis hates the people who are hated by the GOP “base”. If Trump drops dead tomorrow, then DeSantis will be the new “leader” of the Republican Party. The fact that DeSantis is incapable of simulating recognizable human characteristics will not hinder him. The same was true of Nixon, back in the day, and Nixon had tremendous support because he “hated the right people”.
Tony Jay
@Trivia Man:
It’s a BBC show so I’m sure it must be on BBC America or whatever they’re calling it now. And apparently – “Britbox Apple TV Channel , BritBox, BritBox Amazon Channel or for free with ads on Tubi TV”.
There’s actually a current dearth of really good British comedy shows. I guess the Tories running the BBC just couldn’t find enough ‘conservative comedians’ to balance out the actually funny ones who kept on taking the piss out of the Government, so they just stopped making them.
Betty Cracker
@Suzanne: Ooooo, what a great idea! I may celebrate the Eastman surrender earlier today with a nice Sancerre paired with a Chèvre cheese and baguette slices. For the Trump perp walk, maybe we’ll go with a Pinot Noir and aged Gouda or Stilton. Or Double Gloucester!
AxelFoley
Seriously. That sumbitch Trump has been in the news daily since he came down that escalator in 2015. I’m beyond tired of hearing about this muhfucka. Trust, I can’t WAIT until he’s tried, prosecuted, and imprisoned, hopefully for the rest of his miserable life.
Alison Rose
This is what my mom and I say every time we talk. I’m just so fucking sick of hearing him, seeing him, hearing people talk about him. I’m tired of him being the God damn center of our whole political universe. To quote Dark Brandon, “Would you shut up, man?” I never wish death on anyone but it will be a fucking relief once the Lord finally decides to call this mishap of creation home.
lowtechcyclist
@Baud:
But not tired enough to turn off the TV, or at least change the channel to something unrelated to politics?
Roger Moore
@Betty Cracker:
Twitter has been fighting that by changing the way images are displayed. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but they almost always cut off the edges of images these days, and I assume it’s to make it more difficult to use images that way. At the very least, it requires people click on the image rather than see it in-line. Making various forms of embedding malfunction seems to be a major goal for Twitter these days. It’s classic enshitification: instead of making the product better, they make it worse strategically.
trollhattan
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TheronWare
It will be truly wonderful come the time we no longer talk about Donald Trump or see that immense pumpkin head on our tv screens assaulting our sanity. I do look forward to his being held to account and suffering one way or another for the rest of his existence .
sdhays
@Old School: …Donny doesn’t really think Putin would share a suite with him, does he?
trollhattan
@Alison Rose: It was well into 2021, maybe ’22, when I finally stopped involuntarily flinching at “Today, the president…” being uttered on the news.
lowtechcyclist
@Scout211:
Me too. There’s no pressing need to hear about whatever is the latest stupidity he’s engaging in.
Omnes Omnibus
@Roberto el oso: Probably not, but it’s a memorable image now that you bring it up.
topclimber
@trollhattan: Fuck Musket?
sdhays
@Betty Cracker: What a different world this would be if Peter Thiel had failed to oust Musk from PayPal, Musk was allowed to run PayPal/”X” into the ground, and neither one of those turds had made a fortune selling it to eBay!
zhena gogolia
@trollhattan: Everything in Russia is a fucking metaphor.
satby
@ John: so cute kitty pictures aren’t diversion enough?
@Baud: I gave up on news in this country a long time ago: too vapid, too massaged to lead viewers along the path the news media wanted you to follow. Now I just read it, and find international news sources better than U.S. ones.
trollhattan
@Betty Cracker: Whine and cheese are the sacramental embodiment of Trump.
“I’m being treated so unfairly!” Drink!
“Look at this beautiful penthouse, I think it’s spectacular.” Nibble.
Jeffro
@Old School: I know it’s hard for folks to wrap their heads around formerly crazy stuff
(like the idea of an American president being the puppet of a hostile foreign power…or an American president slow-walking and then screwing up our nation’s pandemic response to benefit – or so he thought – his re-election…or an American president NOT resigning when the public found out that he paid hush money to a porn star he had an affair with…or NOT running for re-election after being found liable for defamation as a result of his raping a women years ago…)
…but it’s probably time to consider that this traitor may well flee the country AND still continue to ‘campaign’ (ie, cause chaos for our democracy) outside the reach of American law enforcement.
At this point, I can see him trying to incite violence against his various prosecutors from a suite in Saudi Arabia or Russia, easily.
Subsole
@TaMara:
Ah, I see you remember the media’s reaction to Pharoah Dumbses and Darth Cheney’s admin going toes up, too…
Man, it really is amazing just how long they’ve been screwing the chicken now. You’d think they’d get an omelet out of it, at least.
Mallard Filmore
@oldster:
That is not necessarily a good thing. Put – cooking oil gutter – into Google and you will find YouTube videos like “WARNING: Gutter Oil In China Used In Street Food”
Then there are the Tofu Dregs construction projects. It’s what happens when oligarchs are allowed to run wild.
The CCP says they are Socialist with Chinese characteristics … naww, they are predatory capitalists.
Subsole
@Old School: God, he sounds so wistful about it.
But us Libs are the ones who hate America. Jesus.
Baud
@lowtechcyclist:
I don’t watch much of it anymore. But when I flip to cable news, it’s always about Trump.
Jeffro
@Betty Cracker:
Sounds like a good opportunity to self-publish on Amazon: The Trump Indictments Cocktail Party Guide (or something like that): Pairing Wines, Cheeses and More As Orangemandias Swirls Down The Drain.
Also note to self: stock up on Advil, cold compresses, and Pedialyte. =)
schrodingers_cat
I am sure you are not as bored as I am hearing about Modi. I have been hearing about him since 2002. How people I know and respect can’t see through that charlatan is something I will never understand.
LAO
I may be sick of Trump but I’m not sick of Jack Smith.
Betty Cracker
@Roger Moore: Do you know if the requirement to manually add ledes, headlines, etc., applies to publishers too or just users retweeting stuff? In either case, maybe it’ll finally drive news outlets off the site and accelerate its collapse. What a fucking idiot.
zhena gogolia
@LAO: Right! Or Fani Willis.
Mallard Filmore
@WaterGirl:
A few decades ago airlines were forced to give up providing free rides to employee family members. I think it counted as additional salary.
Almost Retired
I draw a distinction between hearing about his legal woes and the outbound rat traffic jam from his sinking ship. Which I savor. But I can’t bear to see his Orange Pepe the Frog face, with his arms and stubby little digits doing that accordion thing while he incoherently portrays himself as both martyr and messiah.
Suzanne
@Betty Cracker: Trader Joe’s has this white Stilton with apricots that is just a total chef’s kiss. MMMMMM.
Maybe for the opening day of the first trial?!
JPL
@LAO: My current obsession is Rudy. I keep refreshing AJC and apparently he hasn’t arranged for bond yet. The courthouse is probably closed by now, so maybe tomorrow.
I still think he’d rather check himself into a hospital for treatment.
Subsole
@trollhattan: I dunno. I did it fine.
Oh fuck. The little shitweasel’s going to materialize in my bathroom mirror, Candyman style, Isn’t he?
Baud
@JPL:
He probably went to the Four Seasons County Courthouse by mistake.
Jeffa
I’ll be the first to contribute to a Go Fund Me account to pay for his escape to Putin’s arms.
NutmegAgain
A-men!! Just throw the fucker in some remote prison, run the trials in absentia, then throw away the key. If I never hear his greasy sneer or see his sickening orange visage again, again it won’t be too soon.
Betsy
@Betty Cracker: @Suzanne: I’m thinking Chili Cheese Fritos and a nice Mexican beer .. .. like Corona.
louc
@rikyrah: The headline is deceptive. The percs will be stripped from employees of the special taxing district that oversees government operations for Disney, the one DeSantis took from Walt.
That means firefighters, cops, workers at public water and sewer plants, etc. Nonetheless, the kind of people DeSantis might not want to p*** off as voters.
piratedan
@Trivia Man: I would humbly suggest Pointless and Only Connect
Subsole
@oldster:
They know.
They don’t care, because they’re not businessmen. They’re wannabe village tyrants. And the GOP appeals to that impulse in spades.
Suzanne
@Betsy: Imma gain weight from all the celebratory treats. It’s like a damn holiday!
Honestly, the best Christmas gift ever would be watching that piece of shit report to federal prison.
Mallard Filmore
@Jeffro:
Until the spooks are confident that Trump does not have any more classified documents, the proper response to using his plane to skip the country is to scramble some Air Force jets.
Alison Rose
@LAO: Indeed. Jack Smith might be my new favorite white man.
LAO
@JPL: Smith just filed a reply in SDFL in support of a Garcia hearing and it’s a doozy.
but I’m with you, Rudy’s fall from grace is an excellent adventure. So enjoyable.
ETA: https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1694099334516642113?s=46&t=X9PV5VKSwOZNT_u34CCUFQ
Jeffro
Ok I can’t top that. And now I’m all tingly at the prospect!
deep breaths…deep breaths…
Roger Moore
@oldster:
I think there are a few reasons people still see the Republicans as the pro-business party. They’re definitely the anti-tax, anti-regulation, and anti-labor party, and a lot of business people have been indoctrinated to see those as pro-business. The Republicans also flatter their egos with the story of business person as bold, courageous, self-made people who do everything for themselves.
I think the kerfuffle about Obama’s “you didn’t build that” comment are a great example of that point. Obama’s point is definitely true- every business depends on government services to function- but a lot of business people rejected it because it goes against that self-image. More generally, I think flattery is underrated as a tool in the Republican rhetorical toolkit. There are a lot of people who love the Republicans because the Republicans tell them what they want to hear, especially about themselves.
Tony Jay
@topclimber:
“The Winter of 1811 was particularly harsh and brought a kind of chill armistice to the War’s various fronts. From the mountains of Spain to the vast marshlands of the Russian border, armies stamped their feet and blew on their hands and waited, some anxiously, some eagerly, for the Spring thaw. But when it came, bringing with it the first appearance on the battlefield of Amos Cockburne’s revolutionary ‘Fuck Musket’, War – that eternal companion of European politics – would never be the same again.”
From “Bonaparte, Bullets & Buggery: How A Gun Fucked The World” by Professor Nigel Funge-Bailey, Oxford Press
smith
@Mallard Filmore: Since there appear to be 35 boxes still missing from the ones known to have been in the MAL storage, I think they would act as if he does have classified information.
BeautifulPlumage
*********** Disney Correction ***********
It’s not Disney employees, it’s the “governing district employees”. The claim is that it bribes government employees.
And louc at 86 got there before me
Tony Jay
@piratedan:
I concur. Not comedy shows, but who doesn’t love a quiz.
topclimber
@Tony Jay: Proving once again that BJ is a fount of trivia that never runs dry.
Subsole
@schrodingers_cat:
Can’t, or won’t?
The faintest praise I can damn Trump with is that he really tore the mask off a lot of folks.
eclare
And the fucking voters he rode in on! Enough with the FTFNYT, I do not want to hear another drop til they try to figure us out. Oh, never, is that the courtesy phone?
piratedan
okay….. I’m going to be THAT guy, I’m not against DJT and his Administration being in the news 24/7. What I am tired of is how the focus is skewed. His entire administration was a fucking unabashed power grab of turning governmental process into personal fiefdoms. I mean EVERYTHING… from the goddamn Postal Service to the Bureau of Indian Affairs to FEMA and I fear that we’ve not uncovered everything that was done yet.
I wish there was more focus not on the mere fact that he was committing crimes, but that he was engaged to overthrow the United States and he had a whole lotta help and that part of the story is still untold and no one dares to even speculate on where those threads go…… kinda funny considering we lived thru Benghazi and HRC’s e-mails with speculations abound and here’, it’s so nice and tightly focused as if we solve for this one person and all of the potential problems go away.
misterpuff
@Suzanne:
In Russ-i-a did Vladimir
A suitely Golden Nome decree:
Where Trump, the sacked POTUS, ran
Though lawyers extradict the man
Safe for eternity.
(But no catsup!)
Alison Rose
A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)
@rikyrah: Me too. I can’t wait to see his mug shot.
Tony Jay
@topclimber:
Oh, I’m like a geyser of triviality, me. There’s no end to it.
Jeffro
Btw if y’all need a laugh, Marc “the hack’s hack” Thiessen has up a unintentionally hysterically funny piece that SHOULD be entitled, “If Trump weren’t Trump, everything would be fine”
I’m not kidding, Here’s the piece and here’s MT’s 5-point summary:
-trump should have just conceded, lost graciously, and attended Biden’s inaugural
-trump should have immediately pivoted to help the GOP win the GA special elections for Senate instead of sabotaging them
-trump should have just given the documents back and definitely should NOT have deleted the security cam footage
-instead of spending 3 years claiming that 2020 was “rigged”, trump should have just kept heckling “Biden’s many failings”
-instead of recruiting and then promoting weak-candidate trump lickspittles, trump should have gone all in on the strongest candidates everywhere and helped the blessed ‘Red Wave’ arrive in 2022
L
to the
OL
And the big wrap-up?
Jeffro
@misterpuff: WIN
Montanareddog
@Tony Jay: Oh, the French definitely have their own peculiarities in their concept of the British.
Eating lunch with some French colleagues many years ago, a minor dispute arose between two of them over who owed what. One of them said of the the other “Tu es avare comme un Ecossais d’Angleterre”.
I was laughing too much at the non-sequitur to be able to explain why it was so funny.
Deputinize Eurasia from the Kuriles to St Petersburg
@Betty Cracker:
Sancerre? DAY-UM girl, you got good taste. I think the last Sancerre I bought was nearly $40. Mighty tasty, too!
A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)
@Betty Cracker: he’s finally run into some no nonsense black women judges who are not buying his bs, Thank goddess! I am sick of all the special treatment he gets from everyone else.
Deputinize Eurasia from the Kuriles to St Petersburg
@Betty Cracker:
I’m thinking a nice Shiraz or Pinotage with Chèvre and followed up with sliced tenderloin roast, fresh horseradish, broccolini and fingerling potatoes for the Trump walk.
JPL
@A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan): Fulton county doesn’t release the mug shot, so it’s possible for trump to recreate his own.
I don’t think… off to verify now
Tony Jay
@Montanareddog:
My French is appalling, is that “You’re like a Scotsman in England”? 😂
I love going around Europe and just watching how people live their lives. Everything is just like here… except when it’s absolutely not and that old truism about the past and how they do things differently there comes to mind.
Scout211
@LAO: here’s an X version: Wow.
Ken
@Scout211:
Tell me you’ve never run a company that made a profit except through government subsidies, without telling me that you’ve never run a company that made a profit except through government subsidies.
Montanareddog
@Baud:
I suspect there is no Four Seasons County Courthouse. But I am damn sure there is a courthouse in Tbilisi which might explain why he is having difficulties finding a lawyer licensed to practise there.
Montanareddog
@Tony Jay: You are as tight as a Scotsman from England is the closest translation.
ETA: like many English politicians and journalists, few French people have any understanding of the difference between England, Great Britain and the United Kingdom.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@LAO: Wow. Strikes me as a big deal, and I’d guess that first lawyer is in for some heat?
I’ll admit if I could pick I’d make this happen in the J-6 case, but I try not to make the perfect the enemy of the good.
Tony Jay
@Montanareddog:
Pithy. And they’re not (entirely) wrong. Gordon Brown comes to mind.
CliosFanBoy
Let the plane get about 1/2 way across the Atlantic, then shoot it down.
Dan B
@LAO: That witness switching testimony after he ditched the Trump attorney is delicious. The guy was in charge of security cameras at MAL. Tampered with evidence, sweet!
delphinium
@Suzanne: </p
That sounds delish! Will have to look for that next time I’m at TJ’s; have only had the Stilton with cranberries.
JPL
@LAO: That could cause a snowball effect, or I hope so.
Miss Bianca
@Old School: OMG. He just can’t NOT telegraph his plans, can he?
I mean, if you can call dignify what goes through his combo of lizard brain and squirrel attention span as “plans”, that is.
CliosFanBoy
@Tony Jay:
There’s Doctor Who, but, alas, the previous several seasons SUCKED>
LAO
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Woodward, the lawyer currently represents Nauta. So, could be interesting.
ETA: which is why the government asked for the Garcia hearing.
Ken
@Alison Rose:
“To spare you further inconvenience, I have arranged for you to be housed in a location quite near the courthouse for the duration of the trial, and provided with transport to and from that location each day. And before you ask, because you’re in contempt of court — and before you ask again, because I say so.”
CliosFanBoy
@satby:
Yeah, I tend to rely on the British press. I know Tony J. will be horrified, but compared to the US press, the British press* is wonderful. When my wife and I traveled to England in 2014 for a conference we raved about how great the trains were. Some British friends were like “are you kidding? They suck now!” But we were comparing them to the American rail system. As much as I like taking Amtrak from DC to NYC, I’m embarrassed that it’s the best the US can do in terms of train travel.
*BBC, The Economist, The Guardian, The Independent.
Tony Jay
@CliosFanBoy:
They definitely weren’t the best, though I will say that on rewatch there’s the core of a good run that just never got to go anywhere. I suspect that when the tell-alls start to come out (after the current BBC leadership are kicked to the kerb) there’ll be a LOT of stories about executive meddling and threats to funding if they didn’t go the ‘edu drama for kids’ route.
Really looking forward to Tennant’s new Doctor, though. The trailer gives hints that he’s definitely not playing 14 as 10 redux.
Ken
Didn’t we have one of these just last week? I distinctly remember snarking that the author might as well have had Trump swear vows of lifetime poverty, silence, and humble service — it was no more ridiculously fantastic than the rest of his “if only Trump had done this” ideas.
It does make me wonder who’s the target audience for these pieces.
Scout211
Politico link (sorry)
. . .
Miss Bianca
@oldster: That is literal Nazism there.
CliosFanBoy
@Tony Jay:
I am looking forward to the new run. I loved Peter Capaldi but he had some BAD scripts. I’d watch the hell out of Jo Martin as the Doctor though!
Baud
@Scout211:
Nice.
Tony Jay
@CliosFanBoy:
That was 10 years and a LOT of Tory Government ago. We are well on the way to matching all your shittiest bits and then some.
Miss Bianca
@Betty Cracker:
Oh, my! Yes, YES, Sister Betty!
West of the Rockies
@rikyrah:
And doesn’t everyone want nothing more than to hang out where you work on days off?
CliosFanBoy
@Tony Jay: Fair enough. 10 years of conservative rule will do that.
Dan B
@Scout211: Yay DC AG! Go for it!!
Tony Jay
@CliosFanBoy:
Moffat is an amazing writer and made Capaldi’s grizzled NFLTG Doctor sing, but he can get up his own arse to an astonishingly limber degree. See especially the version of ‘Dracula’ he did with Mark Gattis.
Jeffro
btw if some front-pager could post a link to Randy Rainbow’s “Don’t Arraign on His Parade” (seen on Twitter/X), it’s just unbelievable.
Unbelievably funny. =)
Miss Bianca
@AxelFoley: You know what’s weird? I’ve been watching a lot of 80’s-90s TV shows on DVD (Due South and Northern Exposure, among ’em), and it’s kind of shocking to me how often Donald Trump comes up just in everyday script talk on TV shows of the day. I mean, the man has been a media figure For.Ever. This “media-Jesus-Antichrist-Baal” figure has been coming towards us for such a long, long time – it freaks me out when I think about it.
West of the Rockies
@JPL:
I want Stone to find his bits in a red-hot wringer
Oh, and beak-nosed Mike Flynn!!
Jeffro
@Ken: I think it’s meant to make the trump enablers feel better about their lack of character…they’re not that bad, you see: it was trump who insisted on being trump.
again and again and again
despite the warnings of the dirty hippies
Jeffro
@Jeffro: (video also find-able on Jennifer Rubin’s and Jack Smith’s Twitter/X accounts =)
Nelle
@Suzanne: Lover that. Now I need it.
schrodingers_cat
@Subsole: No idea, I am not a mind reader. What you say about masks is true though.
Some people just revealed themselves to be assholes and some are going along to get along while some others are genuinely lost in what seems like a mass hypnosis event.
Miss Bianca
Scout211
@Jeffro:
He’s not everybody’s cup of tea, but I find him amusing. Here’s a direct link:
Don’t Arraign on His Parade
Alison Rose
@Scout211: I’m just always amazed at the production. He does it all pretty much himself. And his costume closet must be the size of a soccer pitch.
CliosFanBoy
@Tony Jay:
My wife and I tried “Dracula.” Couldn’t get past the first episode.
stinger
@Miss Bianca:
Same with NYPD Blue (1993-2005), which I just binge-watched. Mentioned at least 4 times across several seasons, that I noticed.
JPL
@West of the Rockies: Flynn wouldn’t notice
Alison Rose
@Miss Bianca: Oh man, I loved Northern Exposure so much. I remember it made me jealous of my friend who grew up in Alaska and moved to my town in California about halfway through the show’s original run. I also remember having a crush on the actor who played Ed.
CliosFanBoy
@Tony Jay:
I thought they kept Clara a bit too long, and got rid of Bill far too quickly.
Tony Jay
@CliosFanBoy:
I enjoyed parts of episode one as a Hammer Horror style reinterpretation of the start of the novel, complete with a very different fate for one major character, and episode two was an interesting ‘lost scenes from the novel’ take on the Demeter through a sort of Horror Express lens, but episode three, nope.
Basically, they weren’t Dracula, they were reimaginings of the Hammer Horror takes in the story, and very, very, very self indulgent.
Claes Bang, though. When he wasn’t playing Vlad Bond, he was a cracking Dracula. Such potential!
David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch
@Scout211:
Dum da dum dum (Dragnet theme)
Tony Jay
@CliosFanBoy:
Moffat loved Clara. She was his Rose Tyler, and basically an opposite sex Marty Sue who became the Doctor’s equal, somehow, weirdly, complete with TARDIS and a companion of her own. Bill seemed to be his take on a ‘generic’ companion, one who he didn’t have many ideas for and who had to be shuffled off sharpish so that Chibnall could have a clear run at his own shambles of an era.
Origuy
I’m surprised that Trump has not had to surrender his passport. His private 757 does not have the range to get to Russia without refueling; the Trump Aviation website says that it has a 3,000 mile range, which isn’t enough to get from New York even to Kaliningrad, let alone Moscow. That may be an underestimate, though, since Boeing says it’s around 4,400 miles. Those gold toilets may add a lot of weight, though. If Trump has to stop short of Russia, the government there might not let him take off.
Brachiator
@Jeffro:
This is spot on. There is something weird about Trump. He keeps going that extra step too far because his ego demands it or something.
And he treated the presidency as though it was a personal acquisition. Some people noticed this, but criticism was slapped down while Trump covered himself with the deference given to a sitting president.
But he couldn’t accept defeat. And he insisted on hanging onto stuff as though they were trophies he could display. And he continued to act as though he was the Big Man in charge.
So much twisted psychological issues. And unfortunately we still have to watch him thrash about until he might be brought down for his crimes.
Nixon. Trump. DeSantis. It’s odd how the GOP attracts these little monsters.
Brachiator
@Tony Jay:
And River Song was also the Doctor’s equal. Maybe even his superior.
zhena gogolia
@Tony Jay: And late-period Sherlock? Unwatchable.
zhena gogolia
@Miss Bianca: I WISH I COULD WATCH NORTHERN EXPOSURE!!!!
zhena gogolia
@stinger: And Gremlins 2 is a kind of satire of him.
zhena gogolia
@Alison Rose: He was wonderful!
wjca
@Old School:
Bad news for all of you hoping Trump will decamp to Russia or Saudi Arabia. They have as much loyalty to the no longer useful as he does.
If he flees, he can’t get elected. Which is to say, he no longer has any use to them. So they’ll be totally uninterested is sheltering him. Especially if, as seems likely, his vast fortune turns out to be an illusion, too.
TS
@Brachiator:
Nixon went away, DeSantis will as well. Trump wants to revenge each and every last person who dared to be anything but a cult member. Even if the SCOTUS does not save him from himself he will still be there screaming from the rafters.
Snarki, child of Loki
“If he gets on a plane to allegedly fly to Georgia…”
Send him to the *other* Georgia.
The one that’s closer to his BFF Putin.
zhena gogolia
@Snarki, child of Loki: They have enough problems.
brantl
@trollhattan:
Not for me! Plus, I enjoyed it!
gwangung
@wjca: I realize that. You realize that. Are we sure Trump realizes that?
Skepticat
Please allow me to repeat the headline loudly and often.
Timill
@wjca: Saudi gave asylum to Idi Amin once Uganda chucked him out.
persistentillusion
@Tony Jay: Moffat can’t write women, just like Simon in Staged.
ETA, spelling of common words.
delphinium
@zhena gogolia: Right? Thought the first 2 seasons were decent and then it just derailed and went over the embankment.
zhena gogolia
@delphinium: I loved the first two seasons. Couldn’t watch the last season.
delphinium
@zhena gogolia:
Me either. Did you watch The Abominable Bride? I liked that.
El Muneco
@piratedan: Thanks for the reminder – I hadn’t realized that a new series of Only Connect had started over the summer.
El Muneco
@persistentillusion: What did you think of the women in “Coupling” – they seemed to me to be better realized and/or less stereotypical than their male counterparts.
patrick II
People can be mean in personal relationships but generous in the big picture. Bill Gates was a notorious asshole as a boss but now has given billions to charity in useful ways. Other people are very decent in person but don’t see the big picture. George Bush senior once saw a woman begging on the street and was concerned that no one would help her — he was the governor of Texas at the time.
Ron DeSantis however is a total asshole 24 hours a day in both personal relationships and in the big picture.
Tehanu
There have been several letters in the L.A. Times lately complaining about the number of times they print his picture in every article about him. I wrote one too, though it didn’t get published. As it is I blot out his nasty, sneering, sour, angry face with (what else?) a Sharpie every time. And of course I’m not just sick of seeing his picture; I’m sick of him and his ignorant, bigoted, greedy supporters. Haven’t spoken to my college roommate for more than a year since she told me how much “better” the economy was during his term.
Burnspbesq
@MattF:
The Saudi criminal “justice” system would make it a hard no for a serial adulterer like Trump. If you can’t keep it in your pants, they’ll cut it off.
I’ve said from the beginning that if he skips out, Dubai is his most likely destination; they’re experts in the kind of tawdry excess that Trump mistakes for style.
Ruckus
@oldster:
The funny thing is that a lot of the people you mention make their livings off of the customers in their area. And yet they want the rethuglican party people, who want nothing more than ALL the money and strict control over all the people that support them till they find out that they are as much the victims as the correct side of the aisle. It always comes a day late and a few million short.
Ruckus
@Subsole:
You’d think they’d get an omelet out of it, at least.
They screwed that up as well. Along with everything else they touch. Or even come close to.
Miss Bianca
@zhena gogolia: It’s out on DVD! :)
Avalon
Yes I am. It’s stressing me out to hear and read in the news the bs that he might be the candidate again. As far as I’m concerned he should be banned from politics completely.