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Tentatively Safe

by John Cole|  October 11, 20238:32 pm| 41 Comments

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Received an email today that everyone in my department had been notified about being terminated, and I received no such email, so make of that what you will. There is zero trust on my end with the admin any more, so until I see a new contract I am assuming nothing.

Now for the bad news. I did not want to tell you this with everything blowing up, but my neighborhood kitty, Fozzy, the little scoundrel who was being fed by everyone in the neighborhood to the point he refused his dry kibble at his actual house, was hit by a car and died. I will miss him. He was a good boy, and spent a great deal of time in the house I bought him for my porch, or on the swing, and he was there most days to greet me when I got home. I’m leaving his bowl on the porch until I am done grieving.

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  1. 1.

    Devore

    October 11, 2023 at 8:35 pm

    Congrats on surviving so far.   But if the axe falls, since you’re so capable.  I’m sure you could find something else.  That likely is even better

     

    sorry about the kitty

  2. 2.

    Elizabelle

    October 11, 2023 at 8:36 pm

    Sad to hear about Fozzy.

    Do you think WVU is competent with its notifications?  How much of the department did they RIF?

    I am so sorry that scoundrels are in charge of your state, voted in by people who should be better voters than they are.

  3. 3.

    Ann Marie

    October 11, 2023 at 8:39 pm

    So sorry about little Fozzy.  Hugging my Harley extra tight tonight.

  4. 4.

    Benw

    October 11, 2023 at 8:39 pm

    Sorry to hear about Fozzy. Condolences

  5. 5.

    Ohio Mom

    October 11, 2023 at 8:39 pm

    Life is such a goddamn rollercoaster.

    Sorry to hear about Fozzy. I have to say, it sounds like he lived his best life up until the end.

  6. 6.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 11, 2023 at 8:40 pm

    Good news for you, so sorry about Fozzy.

    Also, the Phillies whupped the Braves 10-2 to take a 2-1 series lead and can kick them from the playoffs tomorrow night.

  7. 7.

    eclare

    October 11, 2023 at 8:40 pm

    I’m so sorry to hear about Fozzy.  I’m sure he appreciated your kindness.

  8. 8.

    CaseyL

    October 11, 2023 at 8:53 pm

    So sorry to hear of Fozzy Cat’s death.  Sounds like he was the neighborhood mascot.

    It’s interesting when you’re expecting the bullet, planning for the bullet, and then… no bullet.  I wonder if any of the alternate pathways you thought about seemed attractive enough to pursue anyway, but on your own timetable rather than the university’s.

    (Also: I hope you checked your spam/junk folder.  Just in case.)

  9. 9.

    Joy in FL

    October 11, 2023 at 8:54 pm

    I’m so sorry about the kitty Fozzy.

    the mix of things in our lives- I’m glad you still probably have your job. I get not trusting the administration. I know that’s wise. I know that feeling.

  10. 10.

    Dan B

    October 11, 2023 at 8:55 pm

    Sorry to hear about a good kitty like Fozzy.  They leave such holes in our hearts.

  11. 11.

    Suzanne

    October 11, 2023 at 8:57 pm

    I’m sorry about Fozzy. We have some neighborhood cats like that, and they’re a joy.

  12. 12.

    cain

    October 11, 2023 at 9:04 pm

    Poor baby.. I’d be blubbering now.

    Well wait till you have a contract before celebrating.

  13. 13.

    dlwchico

    October 11, 2023 at 9:06 pm

    Sorry to hear about Fozzy.

    We have an orange boy cat that was living outside when we bought it about 6 years ago.
    We took him in to the vet and he had a chip but the number wasn’t valid though it had been put in like 8 years before so he’s probably in his teens now and shows it.

    We tried to bring him inside once but he immediately sprayed the coffee table so the wife said no way.

    I’m afraid I’m going to find his body outside one of these days.

  14. 14.

    zhena gogolia

    October 11, 2023 at 9:09 pm

    I’m so sorry about Fozzy.

    I hope the news stays good re your position.

  15. 15.

    Rileys Enabler

    October 11, 2023 at 9:24 pm

    I’m really sorry about Fozzy. Thanks for giving the little dude a safe place to hang and swing. You made a difference in his world.

  16. 16.

    gwangung

    October 11, 2023 at 9:25 pm

    Ugh. Sorry about Fozzy.

    Keeping fingers crossed about your position. Dammit…teaching is so much harder than it looks.

  17. 17.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    October 11, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    Glad your job is safe for now. Sorry about the kitty. Hopefully, it was quick.

  18. 18.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 11, 2023 at 9:40 pm

    I know the feeling.  My neighbors (landlords, too!) used to dog-sit (probably still do) for friends.  One friend had a pit bull: the sweetest nicest pitbull female named Billie.  She’d climb up the back stairs to my deck and sit right outside my kitchen while I worked.  Never made a move to enter: just sat there.  I’d go outside and pet her and it was all sweet.  She came by off-and-on for years, and then suddenly, no longer.  Turned out she’d died.  Sigh.  I really liked Billie.

  19. 19.

    Betsy

    October 11, 2023 at 9:50 pm

    Well, fuck.

  20. 20.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    October 11, 2023 at 9:50 pm

    That’s good.  That sucks.  Check you spam folder.

  21. 21.

    Betty

    October 11, 2023 at 9:51 pm

    Losing your job by email sounds so ruthless. Good to hear you are likely to be okay, but this is still a lousy situation.

    Sorry about Fozzy. Never easy to lose a buddy, especially like that.

  22. 22.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    October 11, 2023 at 9:55 pm

    I’m sorry to hear about your neighborhood kitty/pal, he sounded like a sweet little guy. RIP, Fozzy.

    Survivor: University Edition

    Sounds like you live for another day, maybe.

  23. 23.

    Lurker no more

    October 11, 2023 at 10:16 pm

    I didn’t know up to now that you were caught up in the West Va University drama.  I am very very glad you seem have survived.
    I am very sorry about the cat

    If this helps at all, I have read with great pleasure this blog for many years, and I have the utmost respect for you.

     

    Best Wishes

  24. 24.

    Kristine

    October 11, 2023 at 10:24 pm

    I hope you keep your job, John.

    I’m sorry about Fozzy.

  25. 25.

    prostratedragon

    October 11, 2023 at 10:56 pm

    Ah me, with a name like Fozzy he had to be good. Reminds me of my first cat, a gray tabby outdoor cat which, since I was about 5, I called Kitty, whom Mommy helped me feed. Kitty was the subject of a story involving some nice fresh fish parts, a windy day, and — oh my goodness where did all these other cats come from?!!

    Good luck with the job, who needs greatness thrust upon them?

  26. 26.

    mvr

    October 11, 2023 at 11:23 pm

    Condolences on the loss of Fozzy. Too much loss.

    Happy to hear that you seem to be spared from loss of the job.

  27. 27.

    MinuteMan

    October 11, 2023 at 11:32 pm

    Not getting an email is a bit ambiguous.  When my mom succumbed to dementia-related(?) things my dad couldn’t bear talking to anyone about it, so he e-mailed out a note to the kids.  Unfortunately, we had half of the email addresses wrong.  So, I ended up finding out when I got a phone call from my brother and he remarked how much he hated 2020 which led to questions and then a long, awkward pause.  Ain’t tech grand.

  28. 28.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 11, 2023 at 11:57 pm

    Sorry to hear about Fozzy.  Hope your job prospects are good.

  29. 29.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 11, 2023 at 11:58 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Go Phils!  Bummer about the O’s

  30. 30.

    Leto

    October 12, 2023 at 12:09 am

    Well sort of good news on the job front, but that’s really heartbreaking on the kitty. Here’s something that might brighten your/everyone’s day: Video captured Tuberville slipping down a row of steps while exiting an airplane Wednesday.

    And here’s the quick video: Tommy Tumbleville tumbling down, down, down…

  31. 31.

    eclare

    October 12, 2023 at 12:15 am

    @Leto:

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

  32. 32.

    Old School

    October 12, 2023 at 12:24 am

    @Leto: I’m not clear if that fall happened today or not.

    The Newsweek article also mentions that the fall is from 2014 on his way to a bowl game.

  33. 33.

    Leto

    October 12, 2023 at 12:39 am

    @Old School: ​ well damn. Still brought a smile to my face.

  34. 34.

    wjca

    October 12, 2023 at 12:51 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Go Phils!  Bummer about the O’s

    This.

    The best that can be said of the American League is that either the Astros or the Rangers will get taken out by the other.  But that’s grasping at a frail reed indeed.  Here’s hoping the surviver loses the Series in 4.

  35. 35.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 12, 2023 at 1:21 am

    @wjca: Fuck the Astros.  They should be stripped of their trash can banging title.

  36. 36.

    Manyakitty

    October 12, 2023 at 1:57 am

    @Leto: thanks for the smile!

  37. 37.

    wjca

    October 12, 2023 at 2:00 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Can’t argue with that.

  38. 38.

    wjca

    October 12, 2023 at 2:00 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Can’t argue with that.

  39. 39.

    wjca

    October 12, 2023 at 2:07 am

    Duplicate deleted

  40. 40.

    Paul in KY

    October 12, 2023 at 10:36 am

    Hope all is well for you, John.

  41. 41.

    PhaedrusOnBass

    October 12, 2023 at 4:00 pm

    So sorry to hear of your loss, John. Even if he was a neighborhood kitty, he’s still family.

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