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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Australian Nepo-Baby Discusses America’s Worst Nepo-Baby

Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Australian Nepo-Baby Discusses America’s Worst Nepo-Baby

by Anne Laurie|  October 23, 20236:15 pm| 194 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

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Nearly two weeks ago, media reported that Donald Trump reportedly revealed information about U.S. nuclear submarine capabilities to Australian billionaire Anthony Pratt. And on Sunday, 60 Minutes Australia played recordings of secret tapes where Pratt… pic.twitter.com/VWCWCf0Wsg

— Isabel Santos 🟧🟦🌊🌊🟦📙 (@Busyisaworkshop) October 22, 2023

Mr. Pierce, at Esquire, sums it up:

The Cardboard King sings songs of graft.

The Australian version of 60 Minutes ran an interesting segment on Anthony Pratt, who used to talk cardboard and national security secrets down at Mar-a-Lago with Fulton County (Ga.) Inmate No. P01135809. It adds to the bargeload of evidence that the former president* is a) very corrupt, b) very reckless, and c) very disgusting…

Per Rolling Stone, here’s the Ginger Tintin his own self — “Billionaire Brags About Trump Sharing Secret Information With Him”

…[O]n Sunday, 60 Minutes Australia played recordings of secret tapes where Pratt disclosed other non-public information Trump shared with him, including information about U.S. military operations in Iraq and Trump’s conversations with the presidents of Iraq and Ukraine.

According to Pratt, Trump shared a lot with him, such as information about U.S. bombings in Iraq before they were publicly reported. “I hadn’t even heard it, it hadn’t even been on the news yet, and he said, ‘I just bombed Iraq today,’” Pratt said Trump told him…

[Full 16min clip at the link]

“He’s outrageous. He just says whatever the fuck he wants, and he loves to shock people,” Pratt, a businessman with a reported net worth of $9 billion, said of Trump. Pratt is listed as a potential witness to testify against Trump in a case brought by special counsel Jack Smith regarding his mishandling of classified information, and he reportedly shared information with prosecutors about Trump revealing to him sensitive intelligence regarding U.S. nuclear submarines, including how many warheads the subs usually carry and how close they could get to Russian submarines before they are detected.

Pratt also bragged on tape that Trump shared with him some of the contents of a private conversation with then-president of Iraq Barham Salih. According to Pratt: “[Trump] said, ‘I just bombed Iraq today, and the president of Iraq called me up and said, ‘You just leveled my city.’ And I said to him, ‘OK, what are you going to do about it?’”…

The billionaire said of Trump, “He knows exactly what to say and what not to say so that he avoids jail, but gets so close to it that it looks to everyone like he’s breaking the law. Like he won’t go up to someone and say, ‘I want you to kill someone.’ He’ll say, he’ll send someone, to tell someone, to kill someone.”…

Pratt, a member of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club, courted Trump to garner influence, even paying an inflated cost of $1 million on tickets to a the Palm Beach club’s New Year’s Eve gala — far above the actual $50,000 cost per ticket, a witness told prosecutors, according to The New York Times. Pratt also tried to get close to Trump’s personal lawyer, Rudy Guiliani, paying him almost a million dollars to attend Pratt’s 60th birthday. The appearance was later cancelled due to Covid, but Pratt said on the recording that Guiliani calls him regularly. “Now he rings me once a week,” the Times reported Pratt as saying on the recordings.

“Rudy is someone that I hope will be useful one day,” Pratt said on tape. “Plus I just think he’s cool. It’s not all just sort of like seat of the pants shit. I think that [Trump] and Rudy are like that, and they’re plotting all this out.”

Now the NYTimes is on the story, more in sorrow than anger:

… Their interactions were ultimately swept up in one of the two federal criminal cases that the special counsel Jack Smith brought against Mr. Trump. Prosecutors have interviewed Mr. Pratt in the case in which Mr. Trump is charged with taking classified documents with him from the White House when he left office and obstructing efforts to retrieve them. Mr. Pratt is listed as a potential witness who could testify against Mr. Trump at a trial next year…

New details of how an American president and an Australian billionaire bonded over their mutual self-interest help to document the transactional ethos of the Trump presidency, and show how Mr. Trump melded his White House with his personal business in a way that, according to prosecutors, had ramifications for national security.

Mr. Pratt was hardly the only favor seeker circling Mar-a-Lago, which became the fulcrum of the president’s two overlapping worlds, and a marketplace of sorts where favors, secrets and opportunities to lobby the president over clubhouse burgers were treated as currency. But Mr. Pratt, who rode in Mr. Trump’s motorcade and attended a White House state dinner, played the game better than most…

In a statement, a spokesman for Mr. Trump condemned prosecutors and said the information was coming from “sources which totally lack proper context and relevant information.”…

(Does Maggie Haberman share a byline? Are a bear’s sanitary facilities located conveniently to its woodland demesne?)

If I’m reading the SMH article correctly, Pratt *does* seem to be the kind of billionaire TFG aspired to be: more Rupert Murdoch, less Fredo Corleone. Doesn’t seem to be good for his own image back home, though:

Anthony Pratt, the Australian billionaire who says Trump revealed to him sensitive information about submarines, reportedly paid Rudy Giuliani "about a million bucks" to attend Pratt’s birthday party. https://t.co/RPTwn6YbFN

— Seth Hettena (@seth_hettena) October 22, 2023

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  1. 1.

    trollhattan

    October 23, 2023 at 6:22 pm

    I question the sanity of anybody who would pay money to be near Rudy, as opposed to paying money to assure you are never, ever near Rudy. Bloody Aussies.

  2. 2.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 23, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    I didn’t think anything in trump world could surprise me, but this….

    Pratt also tried to get close to Trump’s personal lawyer, Rudy Guiliani, paying him almost a million dollars to attend Pratt’s 60th birthday.

    If you could bet on a counterfactual I’d bet a million dollars he could have had Rudi show up for five figures. No way Rudi would’ve turned down say, $50,000

    also, since the subject is trump, today he compared himself to Nelson Mandela

    Kate Sullivan @KateSullivanDC

    Trump: “I don’t mind being Nelson Mandela.”

  3. 3.

    trollhattan

    October 23, 2023 at 6:24 pm

    Caution: Genius ahead.

    October 23, 2023 at 4:54 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard
    “I was very honored, there’s a man, Viktor Orbán. He’s the leader of Turkey.”
    — Donald Trump, at a campaign rally, referring to the Hungarian leader as the leader of Turkey.

  4. 4.

    cain

    October 23, 2023 at 6:26 pm

    One wonders when his supporters are going to have enough. But I guess as long as they listen to the right media channels – they will brush it aside.

    Incredible how a group like this one that was all about “protecting the troops” and various other national security stuff can just brush shit like this aside.

  5. 5.

    dmsilev

    October 23, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @trollhattan: He’s just hungry for some turkey. You can understand the natural confusion.

  6. 6.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    October 23, 2023 at 6:27 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Donald Trump is an obvious example of political persecution; indicted only for bravely standing against the pernicious forces of transparency, honesty, equity, good faith, and good governance.

  7. 7.

    Gvg

    October 23, 2023 at 6:34 pm

    Is this guy Pratt known for telling mostly reality based truth or is he as damaged as Trump? I mean does he exaggerate for attention, even bad attention?

    Didn’t any of this stuff seem to him to be a concern for Australia’s security?

  8. 8.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 6:38 pm

    @trollhattan: Extremely elderly Aussies?

    No, not that old. Very wrinkled, but Australia has fierce sunshine.

    What is wrong with MAGAs that they do not realize that their guy is a dangerously mentally deficient moron.

  9. 9.

    zhena gogolia

    October 23, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    @sab: He’s born 1960 — not that elderly, although he looks much older.

  10. 10.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 6:42 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I updated without eta. You beat me.

  11. 11.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    October 23, 2023 at 6:43 pm

    @Gvg: Billionaires are a security concern globally and for and within each nation. They wield too much power for someone not elected into their position.

    An individual or small group shouldn’t be able to buy a company and wave away thousands of jobs for profit. Capitalism is creating a back door for the restoration of feudal society.

    We, at a minimum, need to put an end to anti-regulatory zeal embedded into our political discourse.

    I mean seeing how the votes for barring provate ownership of land and resources just aren’t there.

  12. 12.

    Another Scott

    October 23, 2023 at 6:44 pm

    Made me look. Here are more photos from TIFG’s visit to the Wapakoneta paper mill in 2019.

    Giant of the House, Gym Jordan, is in the 8th picture on the airport tarmac.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  13. 13.

    zhena gogolia

    October 23, 2023 at 6:46 pm

    @sab: Oh, now I see.

    I do not understand the Trump phenomenon. Never have, never will.

  14. 14.

    japa21

    October 23, 2023 at 6:48 pm

    @Gvg: Beat me to it.  Is there any particular reason we should believe anything this guy says?​
    ​
    ​
     
    ETA: Not that I don’t think Trump wouldn’t do this.

  15. 15.

    Bill Arnold

    October 23, 2023 at 6:49 pm

    @trollhattan:

    “I was very honored, there’s a man, Viktor Orbán. He’s the leader of Turkey.”

    Those fellow authoritarians all just blend together.

  16. 16.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    October 23, 2023 at 6:51 pm

    @Bill Arnold: Those fellow authoritarians all just blend together.

    Helps explain why I thought Donald Trump is a turkey (metaphorical, not avian kind).

  17. 17.

    Alison Rose

    October 23, 2023 at 6:51 pm

    Plus I just think he’s cool.

    Rudy has never been and never will be cool in any possible sense of the word.

  18. 18.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2023 at 6:52 pm

    OT: I got this book in the mail today. The author (now a Twitter mutual) writes in Hindi (this is a translation) and with his books and YT videos is doing yeoman’s work in debunking the lies BJP is spreading about India’s Independence struggle and history in general.’

    I am thinking of blogging about it. I know the broad details but this is a deep dive. There were several plots to kill Gandhi by the same group ( members of the same org. as Mr. Modi)

    I had read Godse’s screed about why he killed M. K. Gandhi in the language it was written, Marathi. It didn’t convince me when I was a precocious 12 year old.

    Any takers on BJ? I will link to it in my comments.

  19. 19.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 23, 2023 at 6:53 pm

    @Gvg: the fact that trump responded by calling Pratt that red-headed weirdo is pretty much confirmation that Pratt telling the truth, as I read trump

  20. 20.

    cain

    October 23, 2023 at 6:55 pm

    @Another Scott: Why does he look so.. obsequious?

  21. 21.

    Alison Rose

    October 23, 2023 at 6:55 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: I don’t know. Could be both. You know that old agrarian legend about how turkeys will supposedly drown themselves by gazing upward at the rain with their beaks open? It’s giving this.

  22. 22.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2023 at 6:55 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I think I have some insight into the phenomena. He tells the people (his followers) what they want to hear and what they can’t say aloud themselves.

    I have observed a similar phenomena with Modi and his followers.

  23. 23.

    Dan B

    October 23, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I don’t have a Twitter account.  Would you name the book.  Thanks.

  24. 24.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    October 23, 2023 at 6:56 pm

    @cain: Why does he look so.. obsequious?

    Trump was present.  C’mon this is authoritarianism 101 stuff, here.

  25. 25.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @Dan B: The translated title is

    Why they killed Gandhi, Unmasking the ideology and the conspiracy.

    by Ashok Kumar Pande

    I got from Amazon.

  26. 26.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    October 23, 2023 at 6:57 pm

    @Alison Rose: 🎶 I’ll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror…🎶

  27. 27.

    Chris Johnson

    October 23, 2023 at 7:02 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: …MAGAts would make sense if they were rooting for the antihero o/~

  28. 28.

    like a metaphor

    October 23, 2023 at 7:03 pm

    @Gvg: the fact that trump responded by calling Pratt that red-headed weirdo is pretty much confirmation that Pratt telling the truth, as I read trump

    imagine- the turnip calling *anyone* a redheaded weirdo!

  29. 29.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 7:06 pm

    Husband had to cook dinner. Tiny dead bugs in the pasta. That happens if you store it to long. He didn’t know. Was horrified. They were already dead. You boiled them. I will fish them out. People eat cooked bugs all over the world.

  30. 30.

    WV Blondie

    October 23, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I would read it. I’m often sorry about how little I know or understand about India, given its size, its potential, and its neighbors.

  31. 31.

    cain

    October 23, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    @sab: My grandmother in India when it comes to lentils and rice – would leave it out in the sun for an hour to get rid of bugs, weevils that kind of thing.

  32. 32.

    WaterGirl

    October 23, 2023 at 7:12 pm

    @sab: Absolutely siding with your husband on that one.  I would not eat that pasta.  shudder.

  33. 33.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    October 23, 2023 at 7:15 pm

    @WaterGirl: The only bugs I eat are shrimp

    ETA: Bugs = All arthropods

  34. 34.

    dr. bloor

    October 23, 2023 at 7:21 pm

    An old, white guy from Oz worth several billion dollars and plainly ready to go all Bob Ford on Trump might be the witness who breaks Trump’s spell on any MAGAs that slip onto the jury.

  35. 35.

    MisterDancer

    October 23, 2023 at 7:23 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Here is the Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/Killed-Gandhi-Unmasking-Ideology-Conspiracy/dp/9354470173

    That said, I just picked up a new project  and a spinoff of an existing project, both due early next year and supporting marginalized communities. And as always, I’m hard pressed on posting here, as it is :(

  36. 36.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 23, 2023 at 7:24 pm

    I’m still reeling from the Nelson Mandela quote. Cripes.

  37. 37.

    ColoradoGuy

    October 23, 2023 at 7:26 pm

    The billionaires see the rest of us as serfs, at best, if we follow orders obediently and worship them as a higher order of creation.

    I think this mentality dates back to the Lear Jet and all the other bizjets that followed it. Air travel became cheaper, nastier, and more commoditized in the 747 era, while biz jets went the other way. No more associating with the Great Unwashed in the crowded and noisy main terminal. Instead, their chauffeur-driven car goes right up to the jet, they walk no more than a few steps, then get served a pleasant drink as soon as they are seated in the plush, full-width reclining seats, each with a window view in a hushed private cabin.

    They are fully isolated by a retinue of servants from door to door, no matter where they live in the world. Of course they have no connection to the public; they never see us, and we are an abstraction to them, something you read about in Forbes and the Wall Street Journal.

    Class war is real. They do not have the best interests of humanity, or their country, at heart. We are numbers on a spreadsheet.

  38. 38.

    CaseyL

    October 23, 2023 at 7:27 pm

    @sab: I loved Raisin Bran cereal as a kid, to a really extreme degree.  When I was about 12 years old, my grandparents (who ran a diner at the time and would go to auctions to buy food supplies) scored a case of the stuff and gave it to us.

    Please note: I don’t know how long that case had been sitting around before it came up for auction.  

    What I do know is, after eagerly pouring out a bowl of cereal, adding milk, and eating about three spoonsful, I noticed… small dark things… floating in the milk.

    My grandmother said, “Oh, those are just bits of raisin.”

    Me (in dawning horror): “They have LEGS.”

    What they were, were weevils.  I will draw a curtain over the very exciting next few minutes and say only that it was about 10 years before I ate Raisin Bran again

    ETA: … after checking the cereal very damn carefully!

  39. 39.

    Geminid

    October 23, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    @trollhattan: I don’t know why Trump can’t keep Orban and Erdogan straight. The President of Turkiye actually looks like a turkey.

  40. 40.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch

    October 23, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    Dump has no idea who Nelson Mandela was, anymore than he knew who Frederick Douglass was.

  41. 41.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 23, 2023 at 7:30 pm

    @dmsilev: He’s just hungry for some turkey.

    It’s almost Thanksgiving. Anyone could make that mistake, really.

  42. 42.

    Ken

    October 23, 2023 at 7:31 pm

    the transactional ethos of the Trump presidency

    I assume this is as close as the NYT will get to saying “graft”.

  43. 43.

    Ruckus

    October 23, 2023 at 7:33 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    If we kept score of comments, this one would get a high score. Nice use of the language…

  44. 44.

    kalakal

    October 23, 2023 at 7:35 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    also, since the subject is trump, today he compared himself to Nelson Mandela

    Kate Sullivan @KateSullivanDC

    Trump: “I don’t mind being Nelson Mandela.”

    As Nelson Mandela spent 18 years in prison there is  one way in which I don’t mind TFG being Nelson Mandela

  45. 45.

    Ruckus

    October 23, 2023 at 7:35 pm

    @sab:

    What is wrong with MAGAs that they do not realize that their guy is a dangerously mentally deficient moron.

    I’d say pretty much every damn thing.

    But then I also say that the reason they like him is that they would very much like to be him.

  46. 46.

    lowtechcyclist

    October 23, 2023 at 7:37 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior:

    It’s almost Thanksgiving. Anyone could make that mistake, really.

    How do you tell anymore? Places like Wal-Mart and Home Depot have been crowded with Christmas stuff for weeks already.

  47. 47.

    Ruckus

    October 23, 2023 at 7:38 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Many people would like to be him because of his wealth, his bigotry, and that he’s really not any smarter than they are.

  48. 48.

    glc

    October 23, 2023 at 7:39 pm

    @trollhattan: Brings back memories.

    “Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader”

  49. 49.

    waspuppet

    October 23, 2023 at 7:40 pm

    “He knows exactly what to say and what not to say so that he avoids jail, but gets so close to it that it looks to everyone like he’s breaking the law. Like he won’t go up to someone and say, ‘I want you to kill someone.’ He’ll say, he’ll send someone, to tell someone, to kill someone.”…

    Trump is 77 years old and he still thinks this is the most genius, subtle, clever thing anyone has ever thought of. Pratt is probably about that old, an actual billionaire (unlike Trump, who is flat broke), and he also thinks this is the most genius, subtle, clever thing anyone has ever thought of. Behold the meritocracy.

  50. 50.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 23, 2023 at 7:42 pm

    @lowtechcyclist: all right, that is a song cue.

    Suddenly It’s Christmas
    Right after Halloween
    Forget about Thanksgiving
    It’s just a buffet in between

  51. 51.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 23, 2023 at 7:43 pm

    He’s the third generation of Jewish refugees from Poland who escaped to Australia in 1938. Their original family name was Przecicki. The company was created by his grandfather and greatly expanded by his father. It was fined for one of the largest price fixing scams in Australian history and his father would have gone to gaol for perjury had he not been suffering from a terminal illness.

    Politically the family have always been opportunists, playing both sides of the political divide depending on who had access to power. Surprisingly, Pratt is regarded as one of the less toxic Australian billionaires. If you want to see pure evil in action look up Gina Rinehart or Clive Palmer.

  52. 52.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2023 at 7:44 pm

    Ginger Zelig.
    //

  53. 53.

    Brachiator

    October 23, 2023 at 7:46 pm

    Pratt also tried to get close to Trump’s personal lawyer, Rudy Guiliani, paying him almost a million dollars to attend Pratt’s 60th birthday.

    Does Rudy just record this as a nontaxable gift? This is better than corporate welfare.

  54. 54.

    Ken

    October 23, 2023 at 7:48 pm

    @Brachiator: Maybe the right question is, did Rudy record it at all?

  55. 55.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 23, 2023 at 7:48 pm

    @Brachiator:

    “Rudy is someone that I hope will be useful one day,” Pratt said on tape.

    Pratt may be a billionaire, but for how long? Based on this I question his investment acumen.

  56. 56.

    Mike in NC

    October 23, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    The pettiness and mendacity of Fat Bastard is almost unimaginable, but he supposedly cashed a check one time that was 13 cents.

  57. 57.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 7:49 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Silly question. Do you find it difficult to keep up on your native language living here and speaking English?

    Some immigrants I know stay comfortably bi- or multi-lingual. Others lose their native language. I cannot imagine that.

  58. 58.

    WaterGirl

    October 23, 2023 at 7:50 pm

    @Viva BrisVegas: Wow, thanks for all that information.

  59. 59.

    Another Scott

    October 23, 2023 at 7:52 pm

    @cain: I saw that too.

    Why did Lindsey Graham suddenly become TIFG’s biggest fan after visiting him at a golf course?

    Why did Justice Kennedy act shocked after talking with him at that press conference announcing his resignation?

    Why is nobody in the GQP willing to stand up to him?  Hell, even St. Ronald got more criticism from the GQP than this guy has.

    Were I more conspiracy-minded, I would say the recent news about him bragging about secrets to his rich buddies shows that he was hoovering up information that he thought was valuable, probably including information that he could use to blackmail people into supporting him and doing what he wants.

    I hope Jack Smith (obviously not his real name) has iron-clad evidence that points to ways of answering some of these lingering questions…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  60. 60.

    Dan B

    October 23, 2023 at 7:52 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Thanks!

  61. 61.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2023 at 7:59 pm

    @sab: That’s why I like Twitter, it gives me an opportunity to practice those languages. Yes my conversational skills do get rusty but it all comes back to me within a week of being back in India.

    Husband kitteh’s family is Tamil so Marathi is kind of his 3rd language, so he can speak the language but doesn’t get quips and sarcasm.

  62. 62.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 7:59 pm

    @WaterGirl: Absolutely not eat them even if that means no dinner? I fished them out then ate.

    Husband hasn’t eaten yet. He blames his ferocious antibiotic. His afternoon snack was very late, then bugs in the pasta. Either could have upset his stomach.

  63. 63.

    RevRick

    October 23, 2023 at 8:02 pm

    Speaking of Turkey, President Recep Erdogan signed and sent to Parliament a measure approving Sweden’s bid to join the NATO alliance today. This is just another ho-hum diplomatic win for the Biden administration.

  64. 64.

    Dan B

    October 23, 2023 at 8:03 pm

    @waspuppet:  Pratt was born in 1960 so 63 years old.  He looks as old as TIFG to me.

  65. 65.

    WaterGirl

    October 23, 2023 at 8:05 pm

    @sab: Yes.  I would go without dinner rather than eat pasta that was boiled with bugs.

  66. 66.

    Another Scott

    October 23, 2023 at 8:05 pm

    @kalakal: TIFG probably has the song queued up as his theme song when he’s in prison.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  67. 67.

    dmsilev

    October 23, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    @sab:

    Absolutely not eat them even if that means no dinner? I fished them out then ate.

    I’ve done the same. I do try not to have it happen very often because eww, but they’re easy enough to skim off and discard as the pasta cooks.

  68. 68.

    scav

    October 23, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    Forget weevils, imagine sitting down and discovering that orange bloated body bobbing and floating in your breakfast cereal at each and every single election or political inflection point, repeatedly and eternally.  Breakfast of greatness.

  69. 69.

    cain

    October 23, 2023 at 8:10 pm

    @Another Scott: I hope the dragnet catches everyone that was involved in any leaks related to national security – especially if they are following Putin’s orders. Especially those who gained wealth very quickly after joining congress.

    But this guy is dirty and so is the GOP party.

    ETA #69 – the year of my birthday! spring chile baby!

  70. 70.

    Torrey

    October 23, 2023 at 8:11 pm

    @trollhattan: ​
     

    “I was very honored, there’s a man, Viktor Orbán. He’s the leader of Turkey.”
    — Donald Trump, at a campaign rally, referring to the Hungarian leader as the leader of Turkey.

    Ouch! Hungarians are not particularly fond of being mistaken for Turks. Bit of history there.

  71. 71.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 8:11 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: My sister speaks English of course, and also Mandaran fluently, and some Wu dialect (what we call Shanghainese) the native language of her husband.

    Her kids pretend to know no Chinese dialects at all but they seem to be able to talk to their grandparents.

    I had some Spanish as a child in Florida. When we moved north to Ohio they switched me to French. My teacher Madame Garcia was fluent in both and laughed when I mixed them up. So I never got fluent in either

    Eta I am so jealous of the multilingual. But I had the opportunity twice and blew it both times. Just lazy

    Eta Sis also used to be fluent in French.

  72. 72.

    TriassicSands

    October 23, 2023 at 8:13 pm

    @cain: One wonders when his supporters are going to have enough.

    I stopped wondering that years ago. Even most of those Republicans and faux Independents who come to disapprove of Trump will still vote for him instead of any Democrat. How else to explain his more than 74 million votes in 2020? Even after there was sufficient evidence of bad, criminal, and incompetent behavior to convince any sane and decent person to never again cast a vote for such a monster.

  73. 73.

    cain

    October 23, 2023 at 8:13 pm

    I had to laugh – this thing on reddit made me laugh:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/17ekv9k/the_evangelicals_calling_for_war_on_poor_people_a/

    Evangelicals calling for a war on poor people, not poverty. I guess Matthew 25:31 does not apply as fat jesus trump has suspended the new testament, (why is it still new?) and all new set of testaments based on the free market as God truly intended.

  74. 74.

    RevRick

    October 23, 2023 at 8:13 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: Lobster is delicious.

  75. 75.

    cain

    October 23, 2023 at 8:14 pm

    @TriassicSands: White supremacy is a powerful drug.

  76. 76.

    RevRick

    October 23, 2023 at 8:14 pm

    @WaterGirl: It’s just some savory seasoning

  77. 77.

    Geminid

    October 23, 2023 at 8:15 pm

    @RevRick: It’s also a win for Sweden and Turkiye. Erdogan got what he wanted from Nato and Sweden, and I think the Biden administration has promised Erdogan that sales of 40 F-16s and 80 modernization packages will be forthcoming. That’s a lot easier with Senator Menendez sidelined.

    And Sweden formally ends a period of non-alignment that began over 200 years ago, in 1815. There was opposition on both the Right and the Left over this, but last year the Swedish Parliament voted for Nato accession by a substantial margin.

  78. 78.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 8:18 pm

    @Geminid: Turkey used to be mildly friendly to Israel, remembering the Ottoman roots. I knew Israelis my age whose major business relationships were with Turkey. Ties back to grandparents on both sides.

  79. 79.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2023 at 8:20 pm

    @sab: I can read, write and speak 3 languages but I can understand and may be hold some rudimentary conversations in 2 more.

    I took German in college for a semester that was hard. I should proabably learn Spanish. I have been mistaken for someone from Spain and for a Mexican-American several times. I have had random women come and start speaking to me in Spanish. This usually happens at airports when I am traveling alone.

  80. 80.

    WaterGirl

    October 23, 2023 at 8:20 pm

    @RevRick: shudder

  81. 81.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 8:21 pm

    @dmsilev: Eww but not inedible.

  82. 82.

    Scout211

    October 23, 2023 at 8:21 pm

    CNNAfter giving his speech at tonight’s candidate forum, Rep. Dan Meuser dropped out of the speaker’s race, per members in the room.
    The Pennsylvania Republican then got a standing ovation, and members said it was an honorable move.
    Eight other Republicans are still in the running.

    Who?

  83. 83.

    geg6

    October 23, 2023 at 8:22 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    Holy shit, he’s younger than me!  I look okay at 65 but he looks ten years older!

  84. 84.

    MagdaInBlack

    October 23, 2023 at 8:23 pm

    @cain: Jesus is too woke.

  85. 85.

    MagdaInBlack

    October 23, 2023 at 8:24 pm

    @geg6: You and I are the same age and I was sitting here thinking the same thing.

  86. 86.

    frosty

    October 23, 2023 at 8:24 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Any time you have something to post to the front page I would like to read it.

  87. 87.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 8:24 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: It was hard when I took it also. I didn’t learn much beyond minimal pronunciation. But there are so many German dialects that even that didn’t work. My teacher was from Augsberg, and everyone in America expects Prussian.

  88. 88.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 23, 2023 at 8:24 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior:

    Suddenly It’s Christmas
    Right after Halloween

    I was just in WalMart and they’ve got their Christmas stuff on the shelves

  89. 89.

    WaterGirl

    October 23, 2023 at 8:27 pm

    @Scout211: Question 2.  Why is it honorable to drop out of the race when it has just begun?

  90. 90.

    zhena gogolia

    October 23, 2023 at 8:27 pm

    @geg6: Maybe even 20. I wouldn’t have been surprised to learn that he was 90. I know 90-year-olds who look better.

  91. 91.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2023 at 8:27 pm

    @frosty: Have you ever used Noodler’s waterproof black ink for fountain pens?

  92. 92.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 8:28 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: Stay out of the sun, and absolutely do not smoke.

    My husband scared our hairdresser’s manicurist to stop smoking. “This is how you will look at seventy if you keep on your current path.”

    I think he looks okay, but that is because I remember how he used to look.

  93. 93.

    Brachiator

    October 23, 2023 at 8:34 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior:

    Pratt may be a billionaire, but for how long? Based on this I question his investment acumen.

    He might have to work hard, or be as stupid as Elon Musk, to blow through 9 billion.

  94. 94.

    frosty

    October 23, 2023 at 8:34 pm

    @sab: We’re taking online weekly Spanish lessons. I had a little Spanish here and there but four years of French in HS. Teacher will ask me a question and what comes out is peut-etre. We both laugh.

  95. 95.

    🐾BillinGlendaleCA

    October 23, 2023 at 8:34 pm

    @zhena gogolia: He looks much older than me, and he’s a few months younger than I.

  96. 96.

    Kay

    October 23, 2023 at 8:37 pm

    more in sorrow than anger:

    lol

  97. 97.

    Geminid

    October 23, 2023 at 8:38 pm

    @sab: Turkiye recognized Israel in 1948, and for decades after their militaries functioned as allies. Relations between the two countries were on ice during much of the last decade, but the two countries started warming them up two years ago. Turkiye and its Foreign Minister Hakan Fidan will likely play a key role in mediating a ceasefire in this conflict.

    I read that in 1880, when the Ottomans controlled the area, there were 40,000 Jewish people under their rule, mainly in what is now northern Israel. Some of the communities had existed since before before Rome’s Jewish Wars. They managed to avoid deportation after Jerusalem fell.

    There are still 4,000 some Samaritans in the area. They probably avoided deportation by the Assyrians, and have their own version of the Torah. The Times of Israel had an article about a Samaritan cookbook published a couple years ago. It’s like 40 different ways to dish up chickpeas, with and without yoghurt. Desert hillbilly food.

  98. 98.

    frosty

    October 23, 2023 at 8:40 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Nope. I used Rapidographs for a little bit of drafting and architectural rendering in college. The india ink was whatever came with the set of pens.

  99. 99.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2023 at 8:42 pm

    @frosty: It is supposedly waterproof but can be used in fountain pens without ruining them.

  100. 100.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    October 23, 2023 at 8:47 pm

    @RevRick: I’ll respectfully disagree. For me, lobster is too sweet and too voluminous.

  101. 101.

    prostratedragon

    October 23, 2023 at 8:47 pm

    @zhena gogolia:  I never even understood why that damn tv show was so popular, even for one season.

  102. 102.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2023 at 8:48 pm

    @Viva BrisVegas

    Any thoughts you’d care to share on the Cross River Rail project?

  103. 103.

    zhena gogolia

    October 23, 2023 at 8:51 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: Yeah, I never got the attraction of lobster. Sometimes in a bisque it’s okay. Clams, mussels, and oysters, yes; lobster, no.

  104. 104.

    MagdaInBlack

    October 23, 2023 at 8:52 pm

    @sab: A teenager in the ’70’s, you know we had to all lay out and tan.  Somehow tho, I escaped relatively unscathed.  Maybe because it was boring and I didnt do it all that much?

  105. 105.

    The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    October 23, 2023 at 8:53 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Clams, mussels, and oysters, yes; lobster, no.

    Yeah, I can do mollusks.  Though I’ve never had oysters. I hears they’re served raw.

  106. 106.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2023 at 8:54 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I like lobster but crabs are the best! Especially the way my mom makes them in a broth of herby goodness (cilantro, ginger, garlic, green chilies, thickened with a paste made of  fried shallot and fried dried coconut flakes) with hot chapatis.

  107. 107.

    Glidwrith

    October 23, 2023 at 8:55 pm

    @ColoradoGuy: And the reason they have all those mansions with 50+ rooms? It’s the private hotel for them and their buddies.

  108. 108.

    Geminid

    October 23, 2023 at 9:01 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: Oysters are very expensive this year. Not sure why, probably demand. I still want to get a pint for Christma. I like sauteeing them in butter, but sometimes I’ll use bacon drippings.

  109. 109.

    sdhays

    October 23, 2023 at 9:03 pm

    I did not have Rudy being the Paris Hilton of the billionaire set on my bingo card. Clearly, I thought way too highly of billionaires.

    How is this stupid fucker (Rudy) broke? (rhetorical question)

  110. 110.

    Hoppie

    October 23, 2023 at 9:04 pm

    @CaseyL: I was a Krumbles guy myself.  Almost EVERYTHING I like gets discontinued.

  111. 111.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2023 at 9:05 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation

    They can be served raw or cooked. Oysters Rockefeller, for example, or a hearty oyster stew.

    History on the half shell: The Oyster Craze of New York City.

  112. 112.

    Ruckus

    October 23, 2023 at 9:07 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    The SFB phenomenon is easy to understand. This is a guy who couldn’t find his ass with both hands if he had to but who will display his assholiness for the entire world to see for 10 seconds of attention. His supporters seem to me to be likely very much the same way with likely less/far less bank. Not that he’s particularly wealthy but remember he started out when his father died by getting $400 million, some of it in nefarious ways from his siblings which would now be worth a tad more, and he considers himself to be a superior businessman. Which he is NOT. He way over represents himself to be a very wealthy man and now he doesn’t even make the Forbes 400, and last I saw a number of years ago he was around 394/395. He’d be a con artist if he had any talent whatsoever. He seems to only know how to be dishonest with himself. OK yes he doesn’t settle just for himself….. He’s a clown car on 2 legs and lifts.

  113. 113.

    RSA

    October 23, 2023 at 9:10 pm

    @sab: You boiled them. I will fish them out. People eat cooked bugs all over the world.

    There’s a famous essay or short story that maybe someone else will be able to identify—my memory is shot—about living in poverty.  The narrator describes flicking a bug off his sleeve and it landing in a pot of broth or milk or or coffee some other potable, which he then had to throw out, and I thought, “Really?” If you’re really hungry…

    I think it was a French writer, not de Maupassant, but I can’t think of anyone else.

  114. 114.

    Ken

    October 23, 2023 at 9:10 pm

    @Scout211: Pity, really. Dropping out suggests he can count, and that’s a rare skill in Republican speaker candidates.

  115. 115.

    p.a.

    October 23, 2023 at 9:11 pm

    prat: noun Chiefly British Slang A person who is incompetent and stupid.

  116. 116.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 9:13 pm

    @Geminid: Those are very interesting numbers and not surprising. Israel and Turkey used to have strong ties before their current governments. (Fault on both sides of government. People not necessarily on side with the break.)

  117. 117.

    kalakal

    October 23, 2023 at 9:14 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Lobsters and crabs are good by me. Crab claws taste great

  118. 118.

    kalakal

    October 23, 2023 at 9:16 pm

    @zhena gogolia: I was born in 1960, that wazzock looks way older than me

  119. 119.

    zhena gogolia

    October 23, 2023 at 9:17 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Mmm. I like crabs too.

  120. 120.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 9:17 pm

    @RSA: Yes. It won’t kill poison anyone and it is already dead. I am not that tolerant of squeamish. We all live in the real world. Save our concern for live people and animals, not already dead bugs.

  121. 121.

    zhena gogolia

    October 23, 2023 at 9:17 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: They’re delicious, as long as you’re on one of the coasts.

  122. 122.

    Mai Naem mobile

    October 23, 2023 at 9:18 pm

    @cain: no they aren’t. I talked to somebody I just started working with who’s a Trumper. Middle class middle aged WF.  They’re in a different universe as far as the media they consume.  She told me TFG bought Mar A Lago was because he was with a black boxer friend(she didn’t know the name) of his when they went to a party at MAL during the 80s and his black friend  wasn’t allowed admittance because he was black. She told me to Google it. That it’s a well known story. I have never heard this story and I refuse to have this search on my Google search history.  These people are unreachable.

  123. 123.

    zhena gogolia

    October 23, 2023 at 9:22 pm

    Dostoevsky’s House of the Dead (Penguin, trans. David McDuff):

    The cabbage soup was very unprepossessing. It was cooked in a common cauldron, was slightly thickened with meal and, especially on weekdays, was thin and watery. The enormous quantity of cockroaches it contained horrified me. But the convicts gave this no attention whatsoever.

  124. 124.

    Alison Rose

    October 23, 2023 at 9:31 pm

    If anyone in NorCal is looking for a kitty friend and has a quiet, safe home to offer, this post and photos from Forgotten Felines just made me a little teary:

    Marcus is back

    Due to no fault of his own, Marcus is back with us and still looking for his forever home. We’ve determined he needs an environment that’s not boisterous or loud. Given his neurological condition which prevents his eyes and brain from registering correctly, it could be making him more sensitive to sound and vibration. He loves being with his people though and has demonstrated a fondness for male energy. But he has been fostered with females and other cats/siblings and has done well with them all. The most important factor to a successful home for Marcus is that his living conditions are calm and not chaotic. ⁠

    Marcus is also a lifesaving hero. He donated his blood (he’s a universal donor) to a very sick little kitten and we’re very pleased to report the kitten is now thriving and healthy. Yay Marcus! ⁠

    He gets around extremely well even with his condition and has folks convinced he can see everything (he even watches TV). Marcus enjoys the company of other cats and loves to groom, cuddle and share his toys with them. He’ll need to be an indoor kitty for his safety so it will be important for him to have a quiet place of his own he can retreat to when needed. His litter box habits are excellent as well. ⁠

    If you’d like to meet Marcus, please complete an Adoption Application at forgottenfelines.com/adoption . Our Adoption Coordinator will reach out to schedule time to meet with him once your application has been reviewed/approved. ⁠

  125. 125.

    catclub

    October 23, 2023 at 9:32 pm

    @zhena gogolia: He’s born 1960 — not that elderly, although he looks much older.

     

    1960? I say he’s YOUNG.

  126. 126.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 23, 2023 at 9:33 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Deep-fried crickets seasoned with chili and lime are a fairly popular snack in Mexico.

  127. 127.

    Jay

    October 23, 2023 at 9:33 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation:

    raw, in stews, bbq’d, garnished and baked, schucked and deep fried.
    I may missed a few.

  128. 128.

    Jay

    October 23, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    @Geminid:

    Global warming mostly.

  129. 129.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 23, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    America’s Worst Nepo-Baby sounds like a reality show.

    @cain:

    guess Matthew 25:31 does not apply

    I’ve checked on this one.  The official Evangelical interpretation seems to be that THEY are Jesus in this parable.  All that kindness stuff only counts between God’s people – them.  Jesus isn’t telling them to be kind to the Other.

  130. 130.

    catclub

    October 23, 2023 at 9:38 pm

    @Scout211: I think whoever can convince them to swear to support, on the floor, whoever wins in that room, should be speaker.

     

    Apparently that is too high a bar.

  131. 131.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 23, 2023 at 9:38 pm

    Meanwhile, the Houston Astros are getting their asses handed to them. Where’s my violin?

  132. 132.

    catclub

    October 23, 2023 at 9:42 pm

    @ColoradoGuy: Class war is real.

     

    and the rich have won.

  133. 133.

    Quiltingfool

    October 23, 2023 at 9:42 pm

    @geg6: I was shocked that Pratt was born 2 years after me!  Man looks rough!

    I know sun really ages fair skinned folks, but damn!  You’d think a rich guy could afford better skin care.  I think his decrepit looks may be more than sun damage.  Lots of alcohol and drug usage can age you fast, too.

  134. 134.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 9:43 pm

    @Alison Rose: Where in northern CA? My brother is a fucking political asshole, but he is kind to pets, especially impaired pets. He lives in Corte Madera.

  135. 135.

    Citizen Alan

    October 23, 2023 at 9:45 pm

    @sab: they see nothing wrong with that on Account of the fact that they are also dangerously mentally deficient morons.

  136. 136.

    coin operated

    October 23, 2023 at 9:46 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: that was one hell of a 4th inning!

  137. 137.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 9:46 pm

    @Quiltingfool: Aussie sun is worse than ours anywhere north of Florida.

    I grew up in Florida then moved north at twelve. 22 year old Florida classmates in law school looked like beef jerky.

  138. 138.

    Dan B

    October 23, 2023 at 9:54 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I believe it’s fried grasshoppers at the Seattle Mariners stadium.  Chiquiles

  139. 139.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 23, 2023 at 9:54 pm

    @catclub: ​
     Younger than me. Only a year older than Obama.

  140. 140.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 23, 2023 at 9:56 pm

    @catclub: as Warren Buffett said

    Buffett, the fourth-wealthiest person on earth, told The New York Times in 2006 that the rich had leveraged their wealth and power to secure a favorable tax code: “There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.”

  141. 141.

    Ruckus

    October 23, 2023 at 9:57 pm

    @geg6:

    I am 9 yrs older and I look a lot younger. No one suspects how old I am. Some don’t believe me when I tell them.

  142. 142.

    Alison Rose

    October 23, 2023 at 10:01 pm

    @sab: They’re in Santa Rosa, not very far! Only about 40 miles I think. Maybe send him the link and see if he’s interested and can provide for this little guy’s needs?

  143. 143.

    Citizen Alan

    October 23, 2023 at 10:04 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Evengelicals worship the devil and are too ignorant to realize it.

  144. 144.

    Gvg

    October 23, 2023 at 10:05 pm

    @dmsilev: anybody with a shellfish allergy should not do this.

    Also a lot of people have bug allergy’s although I think the cooking may change the proteins enough they would probably be safe. But then again we are always trying to poison those critters and they often keep crawling around anyway. I would not recommend eating them.

  145. 145.

    Elizabelle

    October 23, 2023 at 10:08 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:  Please write your blogpost.  What an interesting (and ferocious) topic.

  146. 146.

    laura

    October 23, 2023 at 10:08 pm

    @sab: We’ve been going through the pantry inventory and have a passel of bug tussles in a couple few prepared sides including “The San Francisco Treat” (my heart- the Iranian or Lebanese sauted vermicelli and rice that Can’t Be Beat). I developed a Deadly shellfish allergy in 2001 and any exoskeleton pest poses a deadly event. I’ve been reading about dust mites being an allergen trigger (shudder) and that developing an allergy later in life is not uncommon (and what happened to me) and so hope this is helpful comment in some way.

  147. 147.

    Elizabelle

    October 23, 2023 at 10:09 pm

    @Ruckus:  You picked the right parents.  LOL.

  148. 148.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 23, 2023 at 10:09 pm

    This was interesting: https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/10/23/2201138/-The-Trump-classified-documents-case-has-turned-into-an-espionage-case?pm_campaign=blog&pm_medium=rss&pm_source=main
    The Trump classified documents case has turned into an espionage case

  149. 149.

    Bill Arnold

    October 23, 2023 at 10:10 pm

    @Mai Naem mobile:
    “Mostly False”. (He bought the place 10 years before turning it into a club, dispute the the city, etc etc.)
    Stated on January 11, 2018 in a Facebook post: “Donald Trump sued the City of Palm Beach when he bought a segregated club, Mar A Lago, to open it to Jews & Blacks.” (PolitiFact)

  150. 150.

    Elizabelle

    October 23, 2023 at 10:12 pm

    Weighing in on the bugs issue:  I’ve been told that you should freeze pasta, rice, couscous, etc. when you bring it home, to take care of any, shall we say, passengers.   Good hard freeze, and then put it away.

    I guess one could add oats to that list, too.  I don’t always, but it has helped with couscous, etc.

  151. 151.

    unctuous

    October 23, 2023 at 10:12 pm

    @The Kropenhagen Interpretation: I ate half a cockroach once and it tasted nothing like shrimp.

    If you think the thought of eating a cockroach is nearly enough to make you hurl I can assure you the actual flavor of a cockroach is also nearly enough to make you hurl.

  152. 152.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 23, 2023 at 10:14 pm

    @RevRick: Chesapeake Bay blue crab (Callinectes sapidus, “beautiful savory swimmer”) steamed with Old Bay seasoning FTW.

    I’ve told this one before here but it seems à propos:

    Summer 1987, I get a call from my then-current squeeze: Dad’s just come home from crabbing and he’s steaming them up right now, c’mon over. How could I refuse? When I arrived the classic Bawlmer mise en place was in place:

    • Kitchen table covered in newspaper
    • Family, friends and neighbors seated
    • Crab mallets and butter knives, one of each per person
    • Cans of very cold horse urine American beer analogue at each place
    • Piles of crab shells & other detritus

    As we dived into our crustaceans, one of the neighbors allowed as how one guest on an afternoon talk show how the cicadas (17-year locusts, big ugly but harmless mofos) that were swarming in great numbers at the moment and dropping dead all over the area could be processed into food.**

    One of the other neighbors said, Eww! How could anyone eat anything that ugly??

    and I looked down at the partially-deconstructed 10-legged orange and white monstrosity in front of me, and started to laugh uncontrollably. Because there are very, very few things of this world that look so ugly as a Chesapeake Bay blue*** crab and yet taste so delicious when steamed with the appropriate seasoning.

    And when someone asked, What’s so funny? I delicately replied,  Oh, nothing, just something I thought of…****

    ** I dimly recall something about grinding them up and baking them into loaves of bread, but I seem to have repressed the memory (ralph)…

    *** For the uninitiated, blue crab exoskeletons (like those of shrimp and lobster) turn orange upon steaming – the vermillion Old Bay powder is a relatively minor contributor to the color.

    **** Somewhere in my files there lurks an old Penthouse cartoon: Two ladies in babushkas and sunglasses are stopped on the sidewalk at an intersection as a fluorescent-yellow 13-eyed lizardlike beast scampers across the crossing pavement, followed by a 16-eyed dayglo-pink crablike monstrosity with claws clapping. One of the women turns to the other and says,

    It’s one goddamn thing after another!

    :^D

  153. 153.

    Michael Bersin

    October 23, 2023 at 10:18 pm

    This all would be solved if the top marginal tax rate worldwide was 100%.

  154. 154.

    Aussie Sheila

    October 23, 2023 at 10:18 pm

    @Gvg:

    No. Pratt is your usual venal billionaire, as transactional as tfg in his own way. But he’s not dumb and he certainly wouldn’t risk his fortune or his family name to sell security information. Why would he? He’s rich and well connected. There are very few, if any, Security services that could afford to pay to make it worth his time and risk.

  155. 155.

    Elizabelle

    October 23, 2023 at 10:20 pm

    @zhena gogolia:  Is that what killed them? //

  156. 156.

    sab

    October 23, 2023 at 10:22 pm

    @Alison Rose: Called my sister who will call my brother.

    Cat is safe where he is?  I am assuming so, good cat back in good fostercare?

  157. 157.

    zhena gogolia

    October 23, 2023 at 10:24 pm

    @Elizabelle: It really should be translated as “Notes from the Dead House.”

  158. 158.

    Alison Rose

    October 23, 2023 at 10:27 pm

    @sab: He’s at the shelter now, yes. Sounds like an adoption didn’t work out because the home was too loud and active for him. But he is safe with the Forgotten Felines folks, they’re wonderful.

  159. 159.

    JaySinWA

    October 23, 2023 at 10:33 pm

    I thought I had seen this quote here but I can’t find it.

    Trump: I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I’m reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, us, equals U.S. If we think of something genius, they will never say it.

    From https://digbysblog.net/2023/10/23/the-republican-front-runner-ladies-and-gentlemen/

    It brought to mind the “Digging the Weans” PDF from a 1956 article. Yes Trump, nobody ever thunk of that before.

  160. 160.

    Mr. Bemused Senior

    October 23, 2023 at 10:39 pm

    @JaySinWA: Oh yes!  A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown.  An old favorite of mine [includes Digging the Weans]

    Neutrinos they are very small
    They have no charge
    And have no mass
    And hardly interact at all.

    Alas, no longer strictly accurate but a fond memory.

  161. 161.

    EmbraceYourInnerCrone

    October 23, 2023 at 10:42 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: yes please. I would love to learn more

  162. 162.

    JaySinWA

    October 23, 2023 at 10:45 pm

    @Mr. Bemused Senior: Yup I read there as well. A few years after its original publication.

  163. 163.

    geg6

    October 23, 2023 at 10:47 pm

    @MagdaInBlack:

    I was a competitive swimmer at our local private swim club and worked as a lifeguard for many years.  My ex and I owned a boat and spent every summer cruising the Ohio, Monongehela and Allegheny Rivers all summer.  Today I spend the summer at my sister’s pool.  For a northern inlander, I usually have a tan at least 4-5 months of the year.  I also smoke.  But I am often mistaken for being in my 50s.  Got lucky genetically with the skin.  My dad also smoked and spent a lot of time in the sun but had good skin without a lot of lines.  I also have a whole skin routine I’ve followed for years, faithfully.  You’d think a billionaire could manage a good skin routine.

  164. 164.

    Bill Arnold

    October 23, 2023 at 10:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:
    A not-seen-often-enough bumper sticker says “They Only Call It Class Warfare When We Fight Back”

  165. 165.

    Chetan Murthy

    October 23, 2023 at 10:49 pm

    @geg6:

    You’d think a billionaire could manage a good skin routine.

    I read someplace a while back, that a high-probability indicator of wealth is “good skin”.  B/c as you say, these richies can afford the people who can do it for them on the regular.

  166. 166.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2023 at 10:50 pm

    Jesus Fucking Himself!

    Another round of applause for the stupid, selfish children.

  167. 167.

    E.

    October 23, 2023 at 10:51 pm

    @RSA: I think this might be Henry Miller discussing his life in a Parisian hotel.

  168. 168.

    Ken

    October 23, 2023 at 10:54 pm

    @unctuous: I can assure you the actual flavor of a cockroach is also nearly enough to make you hurl.

    That’s why after you catch them, you should put them in a bucket and feed them cornmeal for a couple of days —

    I’m sorry, I’m informed this is catfish, a different animal that eats rotting debris.

  169. 169.

    geg6

    October 23, 2023 at 11:00 pm

    @Ken:

    I love almost all seafood but catfish is disgusting.  Maybe because I have been around so many of them here in the rivers.

  170. 170.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2023 at 11:11 pm

    @geg6: And not being good enough to bread themselves.  The nerve!

  171. 171.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 23, 2023 at 11:25 pm

    @unctuous:

    I can assure you the actual flavor of a cockroach is also nearly enough to make you hurl.

    I would expect it to be.  You would mostly be tasting the filth it accumulates on its body.  Cockroaches and crickets both evolved to be incredibly dirty.

  172. 172.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2023 at 11:28 pm

    Rangers win!  Go cry in a trash can, Trashstros!

    But really…

    GO PHILS!

  173. 173.

    JaySinWA

    October 23, 2023 at 11:37 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I read that first as breed not bread. OTOH why don’t they offer themselves as pre-blackened? The ingrates.

  174. 174.

    cain

    October 23, 2023 at 11:38 pm

    @Geminid: you can thank Putin for that. Nobody wants to see a return of the U.S.S.R.

  175. 175.

    cain

    October 23, 2023 at 11:43 pm

    @sab:

    I definitely do that. I have never smoked. If I colored my beard or shaved it I probably could shave off ten years and look in my early 40s. Brown skin is pretty good at resisting getting lines as long as you know how to take care of your skin.

    As a group we don’t like getting dark I have found in my experience with other Indians. Exceptions probably exists but they tend to be teenagers growing up in the U.S.

  176. 176.

    like a metaphor

    October 23, 2023 at 11:45 pm

    I hope this is not a stupid question, but why is Turnip being tried in Florida?  I understand that people have a right to be tried where the crime was committed, but weren’t the documents stolen in DC?

  177. 177.

    kalakal

    October 23, 2023 at 11:50 pm

    @Chetan Murthy:

    I read someplace a while back, that a high-probability indicator of wealth is “good skin”.

    Keef Richards must be destitute

  178. 178.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2023 at 11:52 pm

    @JaySinWA:

    OTOH why don’t they offer themselves as pre-blackened? 

    Born spicy.

  179. 179.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 24, 2023 at 12:04 am

    @like a metaphor:

    It is not a stupid question.  Apparently the issue of DC vs Florida on the documents is a tough one, since he took the documents from DC, but committed all the handling crimes in Florida.  There were risks involved if Smith tried and failed to get it tried in DC.  It was exactly the kind of situation that presents a tough choice for lawyers.  Smith decided to go for different groups of crimes prosecuted in different places.

  180. 180.

    like a metaphor

    October 24, 2023 at 12:18 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: Thanks, man.  The question had bugged me for a while. I knew if I asked it on here, someone would know!

  181. 181.

    Shalimar

    October 24, 2023 at 1:56 am

    @Mai Naem mobile: Mar-a-Lago has been unoccupied for 4 years when Trump bought it.  Between Post’s death in 1973 and ir’s return to her estate in 1981 because it was too expensive to maintain, MaL was owned by the National Park Service.  There is no way in hell that story of a black boxer being refused admission is true.  The place was never even a private club at all before Trump.

  182. 182.

    TS

    October 24, 2023 at 1:56 am

    @trollhattan:

    Bloody Aussies.

    Not all of us, only those who supported Scott Morrison & his RW cohorts. Amazing how very few admit to that now

    And I never watch 60 minutes Australia, because it is on a RW TV channel (aren’t they all). Interesting that they went down this path – looks like rats and sinking ships and all that.

  183. 183.

    TS

    October 24, 2023 at 1:58 am

    @Gvg:

    Didn’t any of this stuff seem to him to be a concern for Australia’s security?

    100% yes – not to mention the big turnaround & change of contract for “war machines” that cost us $1billion to pay France for breaking a contract with them.

    We had no idea as to Pratt/Trump involvement until it came out recently in the US. The ex government of Morrison kept it very quiet.

  184. 184.

    Viva BrisVegas

    October 24, 2023 at 2:40 am

    @NotMax:  I’m no expert on the Cross River Rail. The only point of view I have is that of a tax paying citizen. In which case I can say it’s a game changer for the Brisbane-Gold Coast corridor and it gives Brisbane probably the best urban transport system in the Southern Hemisphere. There is the usual cost and time blowout, but it’s minor compared with the horrendous overruns that have plagued Sydney’s infrastructure projects under conservatives.

    All in all, I’d say so far a job well done by the Queensland Labor government and one that would never even have gotten a start under the conservatives.

  185. 185.

    Aussie Sheila

    October 24, 2023 at 2:53 am

    @TS:

    Looks to me like security services cooperating in sinking tfg. One, perhaps the only example of where that kind of cooperation does anyone any good. Pratt didn’t let that recording out by accident.

  186. 186.

    evodevo

    October 24, 2023 at 7:26 am

     

     
     @Mai Naem mobile: ​ ​​
      https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/feb/11/viral-image/trump-did-open-mar-lago-blacks-and-jews-business-m/

  187. 187.

    NotMax

    October 24, 2023 at 9:15 am

    @Viva BrisVegas

    Thank you for the response. Always good to have input from locals.

  188. 188.

    Paul in KY

    October 24, 2023 at 10:02 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Shows what a Pratt he is! Rudy would have showed up for plane fare, hotel & open bar.

  189. 189.

    Paul in KY

    October 24, 2023 at 10:05 am

    @sab: I would assume they would taste like pasta.

  190. 190.

    Paul in KY

    October 24, 2023 at 10:07 am

    @kalakal: I would get a woody if TFG had to spend 18 years in the place Mr. Mandela was incarcerated in.

  191. 191.

    Paul in KY

    October 24, 2023 at 10:36 am

    @schrodingers_cat: Yum on the crab dish!

  192. 192.

    Paul in KY

    October 24, 2023 at 10:37 am

    @RSA: I guess that was ‘1st World Hungry’.

  193. 193.

    Paul in KY

    October 24, 2023 at 10:42 am

    @Uncle Cosmo: I have ate cicadas. Deep fried them on a skewer.  Tasted like the oil they were fried in.

  194. 194.

    Gretchen

    October 25, 2023 at 1:31 am

    @schrodingers_cat: i would be interested in whatever you write. Now that I have Indian family members I realize how embarrassingly little I know about the place. My relatives are from Kerala and speak Malayalam. It will be interesting to see how much of the language my grand babies  will pick up from their grandparents other relatives.

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