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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 9, 20239:30 pm| 120 Comments

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So STARZ is my streaming service of the month. Since cutting cable and everything down to basic internet, I’m just relying on Netflix (which comes with my internet), Amazon Prime (which I have because I have things delivered all the time), and one other service per month, rotating. So I have Starz until I work through every series I want to watch, and then I will move on to something else.

With Startz, I have been screaming through the historical fiction drama- watched the White Queen and the White Princess, and now moved on to the Spanish Princess, which I am very much enjoying. They are great fun, and the casting has been so great- Rebecca Ferguson as Elizabeth Woodville, Jodie Comer as Elizabeth York, and Charlotte Hope as Catherine of Aragon. They were so good I can’t imagine anyone else playing them.

It got me to thinking- if I had to be a king/queen/prince/princess, when and where would have been the best- which royal family? Which era? What would have been the best civilization not in the modern era.

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  1. 1.

    mvr

    December 9, 2023 at 9:34 pm

    I always wind up thinking about these best time to be alive questions from the bottom.  Since I would not likely have made it to the upper/ruling class.

    But if I did, I would have liked to be on the Supreme Court in the last 40 years or so. (I guess that is modern era, so I guess I’m cheating.  But I think quite frankly that I would not want to go back, either to the US in the 50s or the world before then.)

    (If only to tell Scalia and Alito and Thomas what I think of them.)

  2. 2.

    Suzanne

    December 9, 2023 at 9:35 pm

    King Ludwig of Bavaria? He seems like he was quite a dude.

  3. 3.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2023 at 9:36 pm

    The Bernadotte family in Sweden. Post-Napoleonic wars. Comparatively low chance of being invaded, deposed, or otherwhise fucked with. Just enough prestige and celebrity to get what you want in life without being regular tabloid fodder.

  4. 4.

    bbleh

    December 9, 2023 at 9:39 pm

    E1 was pretty cool for her time.  Louis XVI was the Enlightenment.  And the Emperor Meiji was thought pretty well of.

    Although I admit I first read the post as “xxx is my screaming service of the month,” which I thought was a new and excellent aspect of our entrepreneurial economy, and that led me to airport security screaming, and then things went even further downhill…

  5. 5.

    kalakal

    December 9, 2023 at 9:40 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: beat me to it

  6. 6.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2023 at 9:42 pm

    @kalakal: Kind of like being the bassist in a second tier British Invasion band.  Just enough of the upside without too much of the down.

  7. 7.

    Suzanne

    December 9, 2023 at 9:45 pm

    Of modern royals, I will note that Derek Guy is always praising King Felipe of Spain for being impeccably tailored. And in this era, looking good in nice clothes is really what royalty is all about.

  8. 8.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 9, 2023 at 9:46 pm

    @Suzanne: That would eliminate Cole.

  9. 9.

    Chris

    December 9, 2023 at 9:49 pm

    Being the King of Thieves seems like a good and, if done properly, righteous gig.  I say go for Sherwood Forest around the time of the Third Crusade.

  10. 10.

    cain

    December 9, 2023 at 9:52 pm

    @Suzanne: his wife is also excellent. Must be nice to be royalty without the insane media following you around like they do in the UK. The UK seems to over do it.

  11. 11.

    SpaceUnit

    December 9, 2023 at 9:54 pm

    Burger King.

  12. 12.

    Steeplejack

    December 9, 2023 at 9:55 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Royal Cole would have minions to dress him (possibly against his will).

  13. 13.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 9, 2023 at 10:00 pm

    I don’t know, but I’m totally picking Princess John.

    Did I misunderstand the question?

  14. 14.

    WaterGirl

    December 9, 2023 at 10:00 pm

    @Steeplejack:Most certainly against his will.  But Cole wouldn’t put up with it.

    “Off with their heads!”

  15. 15.

    WaterGirl

    December 9, 2023 at 10:00 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Dressed in Barbie pink?

  16. 16.

    Yutsano

    December 9, 2023 at 10:02 pm

    The Meiji Emperor. Although the blood and death in China and Korea does make that problematic.

  17. 17.

    Suzanne

    December 9, 2023 at 10:03 pm

    @cain: The UK royals look bad. They fail at looking good in nice clothes. I can’t get excited about them.

    Agreed that the Spanish royals look better.

  18. 18.

    RaflW

    December 9, 2023 at 10:04 pm

    I’m all in to be anywhere within visual distance of Young King George (aka actor Corey Mylchreest) in Netflix’s Queen Charlotte prequel to the Bridgerton series.

    I rarely get mad crushes on young actors, I’m a dignified (snort) 58 year old man after all. But he winds me up as few have in recent years.

  19. 19.

    Yutsano

    December 9, 2023 at 10:06 pm

    @Suzanne: The current* Prime Minister of Spain looks good in pretty much anything he wears.

    *He’s technically ahead but he doesn’t have the largest party in Parliament right now. He made a deal with Catalan separatists to win a majority but then the upper chamber didn’t approve it or something. Whatever. Pedro is pretty IMHO.

  20. 20.

    Mark von Wisco

    December 9, 2023 at 10:06 pm

    I would pick one of the minor German principalities prior to the 1871 unification. Especially if there’s one that managed to avoid most of the wars. Failing that, I’d go with the Swedish/Finnish aristocracy of the same general time period, or one of the more prosperous Swiss cantons.

    I’m mostly basing this on my ethnic heritage – mostly south German/Swiss German, Swedish/Finnish (maternal Grandmother was from Swedish speaking southern Finland.)

  21. 21.

    Suzanne

    December 9, 2023 at 10:07 pm

    @Steeplejack: I read last year that King Charles has a valet who irons his shoelaces. And boom, just like that….. I became a monarchy abolitionist. Before that, I was like, “Well, Americans shouldn’t tell others what to do.” But now? Nope. Fuck it.

  22. 22.

    Shane in SLC

    December 9, 2023 at 10:09 pm

    I hear Caligula had it pretty good.

  23. 23.

    RaflW

    December 9, 2023 at 10:14 pm

    @Suzanne: I think the upper English royals should have to sell tickets to tourists who would tramp through the Buckingham and Balmoral front rooms, just like Lady Whatsit of Crumbleposh House has to in order to not lose everything.

    Why King Charles gets any subsidy at all makes no sense to me. The royal family is said to be worth billions.

  24. 24.

    CaseyL

    December 9, 2023 at 10:16 pm

    Well, you’d want to avoid any eras or countries where the ruler was expected to ride into battle along with the rest of the soldiers.  That eliminates most of Europe before the 17th Century.

    Japan had much better medical science and hygiene/sanitation than anywhere in the West until, maybe, the 19th Century. Maybe the Meiji Restoration era? (Japan, late 19th Century.)  An Emperor ruled instead of shoguns and samurai.  So, more work for you, but maybe more stability and fewer internal wars.

  25. 25.

    Chacal Charles Calthrop

    December 9, 2023 at 10:20 pm

    If I can be an aristocrat, anytime after the death of Louis XIV in 1714 but before the French Revolution in 1789.

    or the best parts of the Roman Empire.

    you want a world with dentistry, books, and a libertine atmosphere, but with slavery, no ethics or enforcement on the rich, and no competition from the nouveau riche because the spoils are legally assigned to the winning tribe.

  26. 26.

    Martin

    December 9, 2023 at 10:20 pm

    I see the university speech moral panic that Congress and the major news outlets set off is proceeding apace. We’re going to go though this over the next week or two, it’ll die down after a bunch of university leaders are forced out, and we’ll have learned nothing about any of it. But a different shiny bauble will have surfaced we can have a different freakout over.

    Actually, the one good thing that might come of it is the insane dumping of cash on privates may take a momentary breather.

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 9, 2023 at 10:22 pm

    @WaterGirl: Sure! 🤣

  28. 28.

    brendancalling

    December 9, 2023 at 10:24 pm

    I’d like to be the King of Rock, as there is none higher. Sucker MC’s would have to call me sire.To burn my kingdom, you’d have to use fire. And it should be understood that I wouldnt stop rockin’ till I retired (or abdicated or there was a palace coup or some such, as so often happens with kings).

  29. 29.

    RevRick

    December 9, 2023 at 10:24 pm

    True to my Puritan roots, Oliver Cromwell.
    *squints at Jackalariat

  30. 30.

    JR

    December 9, 2023 at 10:25 pm

    I don’t know, the July Monarchy? No great shakes but a fair sight better than what came before.

  31. 31.

    mvr

    December 9, 2023 at 10:25 pm

    @Suzanne: I had a Scottish colleague who was into royalty. I never got it. I sort of thought it was none of my business, as you say to tell any other country what to do.  I thought that until this colleague didn’t know who I was talking about when I referred to her husband’s soccer pal as that British friend of X’s, because his family came from India or Pakistan despite the to my ear heavy British accent. Turns out only some parts of the empire are British. Then I got where both attitudes came from.

    As long as I can remember I thought royalty was a bad idea. I mean we Americans were raised on being against it in school in the 60s, but then there was “the royal wedding” in around ’79 or ’80 and Americans forgot about that.

    So count me as anti-royalty, wherever it is from.

  32. 32.

    Percysowner

    December 9, 2023 at 10:41 pm

     

    I’m not the royalty type. Plus my basic credo is I don’t want to be in any time period that doesn’t have indoor plumbing. Central heat is a must for me as well. That limits me to the modern era 1950s or later. As a female person, I throw out anything before Griswold v. Connecticut and/or Roe v. Wade. All that means is that I can’t think of a single royal family I would want to be in.

  33. 33.

    opiejeanne

    December 9, 2023 at 10:44 pm

    @Percysowner: The Danes seem a decent sort of royalty, but yes, modern plumbing or at least someone else to empty the guzunder.

  34. 34.

    Splitting Image

    December 9, 2023 at 10:46 pm

    There aren’t any safe periods really. Things could go from great to hell in a handbasket very quickly no matter where you lived.

    Seconding Sweden as a good choice. They were reasonably wealthy and out of the way of most invading armies.

    If you want to go back as far as the Bronze Age, Egypt is a fairly good choice and for the same reasons. They were seldom short of food and went centuries at a time without being invaded.

    China might be the most consistently good place to live throughout its history if you drop in near the mid-point of any of its major dynasties and not when things were descending into chaos. That said, if you’re a woman, you’ll want to avoid it like the plague after they invent footbinding.

    Britain and Japan both have long peaceful periods by virtue of being on islands. By which I mean, they were able to arrange it so that the fighting took place in some other sucker’s country. If you want the perks of royalty without much of the power, Japan had a system where the emperor abdicated as soon as he reached the age of majority and spent his remaining years surrounded by concubines and servants while the shogun actually ran things. Nice work if you can get it.

    The Abbasid caliphate had good medical standards for its day, as did the remains of the Umayyad caliphate based in Cordoba. If you were to drop into Cordoba in the tenth century or so, you could have a pretty good life. Eventually it degenerated into constant warfare as the Reconquest continued.

  35. 35.

    billcinsd

    December 9, 2023 at 10:46 pm

    @bbleh:E1 was pretty cool for her time.

    As long as one wasn’t Catholic and didn’t mind being spied upon to make sure you weren’t anti-Tudor

  36. 36.

    Tehanu

    December 9, 2023 at 10:53 pm

    I’d like to be a friend of Gregor Vorbarra.  Just a friend, because being a royal means having to spend most of your time presiding over really boring meetings and reviewing parades and meeting local dignitaries, when you’re not worrying that every word you utter and every decision you make will negatively impact millions of people.

  37. 37.

    Splitting Image

    December 9, 2023 at 10:59 pm

    @billcinsd:

    @bbleh:E1 was pretty cool for her time.

    As long as one wasn’t Catholic and didn’t mind being spied upon to make sure you weren’t anti-Tudor

    To be fair, her contemporaries in France arranged a diplomatic marriage between Marguerite de Valois and King Henry of Navarre to calm tensions between the Catholic and Protestant factions in France. Then they organized an army and massacred every Protestant they could find in the entire city of Paris.

    The King of Spain asked for her hand in marriage and then attempted to invade the country when she refused.

  38. 38.

    Joe Falco

    December 9, 2023 at 11:00 pm

    The obvious choice is being Emperor of the United States in the mid to late 19th century.

  39. 39.

    Suzanne

    December 9, 2023 at 11:01 pm

    @mvr: The older I get, the more I fantasize about fucking off to live somewhere remote and rainy, where I am unlikely to be shot.

  40. 40.

    Richard

    December 9, 2023 at 11:06 pm

    I would go to Mexico because I think it was beautiful before the Conquista.

  41. 41.

    zhena gogolia

    December 9, 2023 at 11:07 pm

    This thread is hilarious.

    I have no desire to be any kind of royal personage.

    I am enjoying The Crown, though. Elizabeth Debicki and Khalid Abdalla did a great job.

  42. 42.

    CaseyL

    December 9, 2023 at 11:12 pm

    @Chacal Charles Calthrop: I’d take Imperial Rome as long as it was during Augustus’ reign only.  (OK, maybe Marcus Aurelius.)  The Roman Republic…I’m not sure.  It wasn’t really much of a Republic, with despots like Sulla and Caesar being de facto Emperors.

    As for France – my god, the nobility there was just awful.  (There was a reason for the Revolution, after all.  Lots of reasons, in fact.) Never mind being part of the aristocracy; I think I’d rather be a peasant in a far-from-Paris farming village.  Cleaner for sure; also safer.

  43. 43.

    MMM

    December 9, 2023 at 11:24 pm

    The Black Night in The Holy Grail?

  44. 44.

    Timill

    December 9, 2023 at 11:25 pm

    @Joe Falco: Norton 1?

    I pick Tong So, the Averter of Calamities…

    Though I am much impressed by Cohen the Barbarian’s devotion to good dentistry…

  45. 45.

    Sister Golden Bear

    December 9, 2023 at 11:28 pm

    @Martin: People are welcome to dump cash of my privates any time. /s

  46. 46.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 9, 2023 at 11:28 pm

    OT – 🎶Shut the fuck up commercial about A1C🎶

  47. 47.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 9, 2023 at 11:31 pm

    @Sister Golden Bear: And so starts Balloon Juice After Dark! 😁

  48. 48.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 9, 2023 at 11:34 pm

    @Suzanne: What about remote and snowy?

  49. 49.

    Ramona

    December 9, 2023 at 11:40 pm

    Eleanor of Aquitaine, er 12th? 13th? century. She lived into her eighties and the wondrous Kate Hepburn played her in The Lion in Winter.

  50. 50.

    HumboldtBlue

    December 9, 2023 at 11:41 pm

    I have started watching The Musketeers on Hulu. It’s… entertaining, The dashing Musketeers all in dark leather, rather a hirsute lot they are. There is the virtuous married woman who runs an inn and whose pale lovely bosom heaves a lot anytime Dartagnan is around. There’s the red-haired street-wise woman with loose morals who is always willing to polish a Musketeer’s sword, and of course we have the dark-haired, dark-eyed ingénue.

    She’s not just beautiful, but deadly, and she’s already bedded Dartagnan AND saved his life, and it’s just episode 3! The ingénue is also the secret love of the ever-odious Cardinal Richelieu. There’s some good acting and actors, the plot is a bit thin, however.

    On another note, here’s what Beethoven was thinking as he wrote Moonlight Sonata.

  51. 51.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 9, 2023 at 11:42 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Are they big on chocolate?

  52. 52.

    RaflW

    December 9, 2023 at 11:46 pm

    @Suzanne: I fantasize about fucking off to live in Sydney, NSW, where yes it does rain some, but often is sunny too, and I am unlikely to be shot.

  53. 53.

    Joe Falco

    December 9, 2023 at 11:47 pm

    @Timill: Norton the 1st. Best emperor the US ever had.

  54. 54.

    mvr

    December 10, 2023 at 12:05 am

    @Suzanne: I resonate with that.

  55. 55.

    Brachiator

    December 10, 2023 at 12:15 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Royal Cole would have minions to dress him (possibly against his will).

    Wouldn’t Old King Cole be a merry old soul?

  56. 56.

    David 🌈 ☘The Establishments☘🌈 Koch

    December 10, 2023 at 12:15 am

    Skinny Elvis

  57. 57.

    Baud

    December 10, 2023 at 12:16 am

    I can see Cole as King Ralph.

  58. 58.

    Pete Downunder

    December 10, 2023 at 12:18 am

    @RaflW: Sydney has had some wild weather lately. Over40C (104F) followed by a cool change and 90 kph winds.. Edited to make autocorrect believe in the metric system

  59. 59.

    frosty fred

    December 10, 2023 at 12:18 am

    I have never gotten beyond Stephen Jay Gould’s formulation: no one who was a parent would choose to live in any era but modern times, because infant mortality made choosing earlier times inconceivable.

  60. 60.

    HumboldtBlue

    December 10, 2023 at 12:18 am

    A day in the life of a dog.

  61. 61.

    Pete Downunder

    December 10, 2023 at 12:21 am

    @frosty fred: Also would you want to live before anesthesia and antibiotics

  62. 62.

    Baud

    December 10, 2023 at 12:22 am

    @Pete Downunder:

    And before Balloon Juice!

  63. 63.

    dlwchico

    December 10, 2023 at 12:26 am

    Season 5 of Fargo has been pretty great so far and season 3 of Slow Horses is also very fun.  Gary Oldman is crushing it in Slow Horses.

  64. 64.

    prostratedragon

    December 10, 2023 at 12:29 am

    @HumboldtBlue: Looks like, but apparently isn’t, Pavarotti’s biggest fan. We should all be adored this much by someone.

  65. 65.

    divF

    December 10, 2023 at 12:33 am

    @Percysowner: I agree with you on indoor plumbing. However, I would like to remind everyone of James Joyce’s commentary on empires and toilets:

    What was their civilisation? Vast, I allow: but vile. Cloacae: sewers. The Jews in the wilderness and on the mountaintop said: It is meet to be here. Let us build an altar to Jehovah. The Roman, like the Englishman who follows in his footsteps, brought to every new shore on which he set his foot (on our shore he never set it) only his cloacal obsession. He gazed about him in his toga and he said: It is meet to be here. Let us construct a watercloset.

  66. 66.

    Baud

    December 10, 2023 at 12:33 am

    @prostratedragon:

    The Two Tenors > The Three Tenors.

  67. 67.

    JoyceH

    December 10, 2023 at 12:39 am

    From the POV of the royalty, Queen Victoria had it pretty good. Consider that your army and navy roamed the globe claiming vast territory for you, and showered you with massive gems and called you an empress and everyone thought it was a good thing because you were bringing Civilization to those benighted regions.

  68. 68.

    Librarian

    December 10, 2023 at 12:43 am

    @Splitting Image: The period of Japanese retired emperors, or Insei period, actually occurred in the 11th and 12th centuries, and the retired emperors handed over power to their successors. The period of shoguns began later, when emperor Go-Toba named Yoritomo Minamoto the first shogun in 1192, beginning the Kamakura shogunate.

  69. 69.

    MagdaInBlack

    December 10, 2023 at 12:45 am

    Wonkette’s Saturday Night Movie is “The Thin Man.”  I’m all in 🙂

  70. 70.

    StringOnAStick

    December 10, 2023 at 12:52 am

    I’m in the anti monarchy camp; the lucky sperm club is bullshit.  That humans can even think that royalty is real is mindblowing to me.

  71. 71.

    RaflW

    December 10, 2023 at 12:52 am

    @Pete Downunder: Yeah, I was just talking with a newish friend who grew up in Sydney, he said those hot downslope/from the desert wind days happened when he was a kid but they are hotter now.

    Climate impacts seem to be showing up in Australia more rapidly than, say, in the GOP-belt in the southeast of the US.

  72. 72.

    Weapon X

    December 10, 2023 at 12:56 am

    Dioneo in the Decameron had a pretty good gig. Just saying.

  73. 73.

    NotMax

    December 10, 2023 at 12:59 am

    Habitually still think of STARZ as an also-ran. It’s claim to fame back when was a lot (a lot!) of bare breasts.

    Plan to drop Apple TV+ on or before the three month free trial is up. Same with Hulu’s 99¢ for six months. Other than scattered titles, not enough I haven’t already seen on either service which appeals to me to justify continuing past the bargain stage.

    Plus the Apple service’s technical innards suck big time. Currently have 63 streaming channels pinned on my Roku home screen, 59 of which don’t cost me a penny. A handful of those, too, are music or radio only.

  74. 74.

    Brachiator

    December 10, 2023 at 1:04 am

    Being a member of the kuge, the Japanese court nobility during the Tokugawa Period might be fun. Prestige with no real power and little personal danger.

    But I would also like to be a visitor to the era of Oda Nobunaga to see how wise and ruthless he really was. I would also like to hang around with Emperor Akbar during the Mughal Era.

  75. 75.

    Pete Downunder

    December 10, 2023 at 1:17 am

    @RaflW: South Australia just had the most Australian couple of days ever. Hot with severe fire warnings followed immediately by heavy rain and flood warnings. Climate change is hitting Oz hard because our weather was pretty extreme even in good times.

  76. 76.

    Percysowner

    December 10, 2023 at 1:24 am

    @NotMax: I have never subscribed to STARZ, I keep Hulu although I don’t watch it a lot because I share with my kids and they do use it. Basically I’m buying a lot of services to give to my kids and their kids. It’s called being a mom and a grandmom.

  77. 77.

    Chris T.

    December 10, 2023 at 1:31 am

    @RaflW: Anywhere in NZ would be good. You can choose how much rain you prefer, to some extent, and you can pick between tropical (far north North Island) and near-arctic (far south South Island).

    (I’d go for Nelson if possible myself.)

    Climate issues are getting to NZ too, with flooding everywhere, and heat waves in Chch (which otherwise is/was like SF and Seattle, nobody has air conditioning because it wasn’t needed; fortunately some places have heat pumps because they’re efficient, and that also means cooling).

  78. 78.

    wjca

    December 10, 2023 at 1:31 am

    @Tehanu: I’d like to be a friend of Gregor Vorbarra.  Just a friend, because being a royal means having to spend most of your time presiding over really boring meetings and reviewing parades and meeting local dignitaries

    Tempting, to be sure.

    In the real world, I’d go for Scandinavian royalty and as close to the current year as the contest allows.  In particular, a prince with multiple older brothers.

    But frankly, being a monarch is a really rotten job for anyone with any sense of responsibility.  I’d rather opt for something more like Seneschal or other senior civil servant.

  79. 79.

    Chris T.

    December 10, 2023 at 1:33 am

    @Pete Downunder: I sweated my <insert various body parts here> off in Melbin when I was there. OK, technically St Kilda. Oh, the food was so good!

  80. 80.

    wjca

    December 10, 2023 at 1:36 am

    @RaflW: I fantasize about fucking off to live in Sydney, NSW, where yes it does rain some, but often is sunny too, and I am unlikely to be shot.

    I’d incline more to West Australia, somewhere around Perth.  Mostly because the climate is more what I’m accustomed to.

    In fact, if (God forbid!) TIFG (or one of the wannabes) gets in again, and things go as bad as seems likely, that’s my exit strategy.

  81. 81.

    NotMax

    December 10, 2023 at 1:42 am

    @Percysowner

    Have never subscribed to STARZ either. But do remember its reputation

  82. 82.

    Pete Downunder

    December 10, 2023 at 1:43 am

    @Chris T.: Melbourne is famous for having four seasons in a day, but the food is, on average, excellent. I live in Queensland where the weather is beautiful one day, perfect the next.

  83. 83.

    NotMax

    December 10, 2023 at 1:51 am

    @Pete Downunder

    Don’t know all that many people who have visited Australia but to a person they heap praise on Cairns.

    Maybe I just have an offbeat pool of acquaintances?

  84. 84.

    NotMax

    December 10, 2023 at 2:02 am

    Oh my.

    6 killed, dozens injured after severe weather hammers central Tennessee.

    Paws crossed Tennessee jackals emerged safe and sound.

  85. 85.

    Aussie Sheila

    December 10, 2023 at 2:03 am

    @Suzanne: The British Royals aim to look simpatico with their greatest supporters. The great British middle class. Hence their lack of style and general boorishness. They have more money than god, yet dress like a wannabe from expensive middle class outlets. I couldn’t give a fuck about clothes as such, but given their money, the great British middle class aren’t getting their moneys worth when it comes to style. They are awful.

    Dowdy and boring.

    Hermione Bouquet a la mode.

  86. 86.

    Aussie Sheila

    December 10, 2023 at 2:13 am

    @RaflW: Sydney’s weather is gorgeous. Apart from the occasional heat wave. Beautiful late summers and autumns, rain mostly when needed. Winters mild. No frost or snow.

    But the real estate would make your eyes water. It’s a national disgrace. Thank you conservative governments that made RE investments mostly capital gains tax free.
    I look forward to the taxes to come for Aholes that were able to take advantage of low interest rates and zero capital gains tax.

  87. 87.

    Splitting Image

    December 10, 2023 at 2:38 am

    @Librarian:

    @Splitting Image: The period of Japanese retired emperors, or Insei period, actually occurred in the 11th and 12th centuries, and the retired emperors handed over power to their successors. The period of shoguns began later, when emperor Go-Toba named Yoritomo Minamoto the first shogun in 1192, beginning the Kamakura shogunate.

    Thanks, you’re right. I was conflating the two.

  88. 88.

    MomSense

    December 10, 2023 at 2:50 am

    @RaflW:

    His smile is wonderful.

  89. 89.

    HumboldtBlue

    December 10, 2023 at 2:55 am

    Tennessee got hit with some nasty weather today, Nashville and environs got hit with a tornado.​

  90. 90.

    opiejeanne

    December 10, 2023 at 3:09 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Is that the one about the little pill with a very big story to tell? AAAARGH!!!

  91. 91.

    TriassicSands

    December 10, 2023 at 3:11 am

    Personally, I think Prime has become a joke. I have Prime because I live in a rural area and a lot of things are only readily available and affordable for me on line. When I first signed up for Prime (I get a discount) there was a choice to have it display only free videos. That is gone, and today, Prime is all about getting people to pay for shit. Freevee (with ads) represents most of the free stuff now from Prime. There are some good things that are free, but overall it is now a much more accurate match for Bezos — trying to bleed every last cent out of customers while taking over the planet. Hey, you can buy Oppenheimer for $20.00 or watch the “first episod free” for lots of stuff, but I guess then you’ll have to subscribe to the particular service in order to watch episode 2-?.

  92. 92.

    opiejeanne

    December 10, 2023 at 3:23 am

    @Aussie Sheila: I think you mean Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Boo-Kay). She and her sisters all had flower names, like Our Daisy and Our Violet, and Our Rose. I think that’s all of them but there could be more.

  93. 93.

    wjca

    December 10, 2023 at 3:35 am

    @TriassicSands: Hey, you can buy Oppenheimer for $20.00 or watch the “first episod free” for lots of stuff, but I guess then you’ll have to subscribe to the particular service in order to watch episode 2-?.

    When I hit those, I watch the free episode to see if I’m interested.  If I am, the library probably can get me the DVDs for the rest.  For the newest shows, it can be a while.  But usually some library in California will have a copy eventually.

  94. 94.

    bjacques

    December 10, 2023 at 4:05 am

    The King Of Sandusky, Ohio, or the Queen of the B-B-Q. Or both.

    Since Baud doesn’t wear pants, he’d have to be the Emperor in his New Clothes.

  95. 95.

    Bruce K in ATH-GR

    December 10, 2023 at 4:36 am

    @Tehanu: Sounds like you want to be Ivan Vorpatril. Which isn’t such a bad aspiration.

  96. 96.

    Nelle

    December 10, 2023 at 4:47 am

    @Chris T.: When we lived in NZ, we had no central heating, no insulation, and single pane windows.  Wore a hat to bed, fingerless gloves when I crocheted.  We only heated the room we were in with a space heater. But we had indoor plumbing.

    When we lived in Northern Alaska (Kaktovik, in the title song of Molly of Denali, PBS Kids title song), we didn’t have running water, but we had heat.

    I like living in a time and place with both, especially now that I’m what is called ” old.”

  97. 97.

    Nelle

    December 10, 2023 at 4:51 am

    @Pete Downunder: i got a clue as to the usual weather in Brisbane once when I saw so many bundled up for the cold when it was beautiful and balmy compared to Central North Island NZ, where we had just come from.  Noosa Heads was just lovely.

  98. 98.

    raven

    December 10, 2023 at 5:48 am

    @Aussie Sheila: I was there on R&R during the moon landing. Froze my ass off! Hilarious movie about that time:

    The Dish

  99. 99.

    raven

    December 10, 2023 at 5:58 am

    @Aussie Sheila: My good friend works at UNSW Matraville  and she and her wife and child are here now. We get to see them Tuesday!

  100. 100.

    Chief Oshkosh

    December 10, 2023 at 5:59 am

    @Steeplejack:

    Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
    And a merry old soul was he;
    He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
    And he called for his fiddlers three.
    Every fiddler he had a fiddle,
    And a very fine fiddle had he;
    Oh, there’s none so rare, as can compare,
    With King Cole and his fiddlers three.

  101. 101.

    Aussie Sheila

    December 10, 2023 at 6:01 am

    @opiejeanne: Yes indeed, but I like my off centre spelling. I think it encapsulates her and the great idiocy she represents, better. Hyacinth sounds almost normal. Hermione isn’t . If you get my meaning. And Bouquet is perfect. 🫠

  102. 102.

    Aussie Sheila

    December 10, 2023 at 6:23 am

    @raven: Matraville is great. Right on the sea, great restaurants and a bus ride into town. What’s not to like?

  103. 103.

    Raven

    December 10, 2023 at 6:30 am

    @Aussie Sheila: I had another friend who taught at Wollongong. Great guy and an absolute mad man. Knew more about rock and roll than anyone I have ever known!

  104. 104.

    Nancy

    December 10, 2023 at 6:57 am

    @Percysowner:

    My thoughts (almost) exactly!

    Functional indoor plumbing and reliable heat beat having courtiers.

    You are clearly brilliant.

  105. 105.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 10, 2023 at 7:18 am

    @Tehanu: Points for going all the way to Barrayar

  106. 106.

    Geminid

    December 10, 2023 at 7:33 am

    Got a dawn, December thunderstorm here. I guess it’s the front that spun off those terrible tornados in Tennessee last night. The storm seems to have lost its punch crossing the mountains.

  107. 107.

    evodevo

    December 10, 2023 at 7:46 am

    @opiejeanne: ​
      Yep…that’s all of them. Our local PBS station has Keeping Up Appearances on every Sunday at 6. My sister and I think Hyacinth reminds us greatly of our mother, who was always concerned with “how it would appear”, rather than how it actually was, and who was in competition with all her middle class friends as to entertaining…and was greatly concerned with “class”. She didn’t approve of either of our choices for a mate, wanting us to marry some country club choad instead. We are so glad we didn’t listen to her lol

  108. 108.

    NotMax

    December 10, 2023 at 7:57 am

    @evodevo

    Don’t dare brush up against the walls.
    ;)

  109. 109.

    Another Scott

    December 10, 2023 at 8:31 am

    Good morning.

    I happened to pop over to electoral-vote.com and skimmed their mailbag. Zooks! Their doomers are worse than ours! 🤪

    Remember:

    1) Climate change.
    1) Dobbs.
    3) Competent government that has done good things.

    Forward!!

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  110. 110.

    Geminid

    December 10, 2023 at 8:45 am

    Those interested in next year’s New Jersey Senate race can find a fairly long Andy Kim interview in Politico this morning.

    Rep. Kim is running to succeed Senator Menendez and his principal opponent is Tammy Murphy, Governor Phil Murphy’s wife. Kim answers questions on the Israel-Gaza war and border security as well as his reasons for running, and the challenges of running against a candidate backed by Democratic county leaders..

  111. 111.

    Anyway

    December 10, 2023 at 9:03 am

    @Geminid:

    The storms aren’t here yet – but expect to get 1 to 2 inches of rain in 24 hours. Sending ” stay strong” vibes to the sump pump …

    It’s my friends group Dirty Santa party this afternoon – prepping the present and baking cookies. Bah humbug…

  112. 112.

    opiejeanne

    December 10, 2023 at 11:07 am

    @Aussie Sheila:

    what

    ever.

  113. 113.

    opiejeanne

    December 10, 2023 at 11:10 am

    @evodevo: Ha! I didn’t have that issue with my parents, and they loved my husband. OTOH, I couldn’t stand to watch “Mama” because it reminded me of my Missouri family that my mom was wise to escape when she took a job in California and stayed.

  114. 114.

    Miss Bianca

    December 10, 2023 at 11:19 am

    @Bruce K in ATH-GR: Hey, yeah, Ivan V had a pretty good gig going, all things considered. :)

  115. 115.

    Peke Daddy

    December 10, 2023 at 1:09 pm

    Frederick the Great. Believed the monarch was the first servant of the state. A patron of the arts and the Enlightenment. Supported freedom of the press and literature. Quite tolerant for his time. Built the foundation for Prussia to compete for leadership among German states. Introduced the potato and the turnip, a great boon to his people.

  116. 116.

    wjca

    December 10, 2023 at 1:17 pm

    @Aussie Sheila: Matraville is great. Right on the sea, great restaurants and a bus ride into town. What’s not to like?

    The humidity comes to mind.  Vastly better than Brisbane, of course.  But still excessive.

  117. 117.

    Annie

    December 10, 2023 at 3:13 pm

    @Suzanne:

    that has been debunked.  The firm King Charles gets shoes from says their laces are rounded and can’t be ironed.

  118. 118.

    Barney

    December 11, 2023 at 5:15 am

    I’ve read the books on which The White Queen/Princess etc. were based, rather than watched the series. Tell me, did the series show Elizabeth of York having such a creepy longing for the days when she was having sex with her uncle Richard III, who had deposed her brother, executed her uncle and half-brother, declared her a bastard, and forced her family to live in Westminster Abbey’s crypt? It seemed unlikely, given his actions, and rather gross (at least it was told in memory, rather than explicit “current” narration).

    I never quite understood why  the author decided to go that way – an extreme desire to rehabilitate Richard III, perhaps? Though that could have been achieved with those two just not having sex at all.

  119. 119.

    Paul in KY

    December 11, 2023 at 6:42 am

    @Barney: Richard III deposed her brother & then murdered him and his younger brother. There is no evidence he had the Duke of Clarence executed, as George did that to himself quite nicely (IMO). He did have her technically declared a bastard (although if her father Edward IV and her mother had ever had a public marriage ceremony, she & her siblings would have been legit, no matter what).

  120. 120.

    Barney

    December 12, 2023 at 4:07 am

    @Paul in KY: I’m following what, in the novel, Phillipa Gregory has Elizabeth of York, and her mother Elizabeth Woodville, accept as true, for the purposes of what they then feel about Richard III. The uncle Richard executed was Elizabeth Woodville’s brother Anthony Woodville, 2nd Earl Rivers, and the half-brother Richard Grey, Elizabeth Woodville’s son from her first marriage – it’s a matter of historical fact that Richard III executed them in 1483 for supporting Edward V.

    In the book, the Elizabeths do not believe Richard III had the Princes in the Tower killed, so for their motivations, that doesn’t count. Not sure why the public marriage ceremony would make a difference – the argument (in the book, anyway) is that Edward IV was already married to another woman (Lady Eleanor Talbot, who had conveniently died so that no one could ask her, but after Elizabeth of York was born), and so the marriage of Edward IV and Woodville would be invalid.

    This still adds up to good reasons why the book’s heroine should not be longing for incest with the man who killed and dispossessed her relatives.,

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