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A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words

by WaterGirl|  April 12, 20245:17 pm| 39 Comments

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  1. 1.

    trollhattan

    April 12, 2024 at 5:25 pm

    Aww, can’t wait for Marge on May Day.

  2. 2.

    Jackie

    April 12, 2024 at 5:36 pm

    I hope her diaper’s leaking 💩

  3. 3.

    Tony Jay

    April 12, 2024 at 5:36 pm

    @trollhattan:

    She’s not that kind of Socialist.

  4. 4.

    TBone

    April 12, 2024 at 5:36 pm

    Marc Elias just solidified his status as ‘American Hero for Democracy’ on Deadline Whitehouse a little bit ago.  Bravo!  If I can find a clip later, I’ll post it.  He had me up on my feet, cheering.  He asked “where is the courage and conviction of all the corporate spox who promised they’d support democracy after J6?  Where are they NOW?” (Paraphrased) Plus a lot more.  We are so obliged to him for his ceaseless work on our behalf.

  5. 5.

    Old School

    April 12, 2024 at 5:37 pm

    Support for Ukraine aid has increased among Americans since last November, according to a Gallup poll released Friday.

    More than a third of respondents, 36 percent, said that they believe the U.S. is not doing enough to help Ukraine in its war against Russia. An equal percentage said the U.S. is doing too much to aid Kyiv, more than two years after Moscow invaded Ukraine.

    In November, 41 percent of those surveyed said the U.S. was doing too much to aid Ukraine, compared to 25 percent who said not enough was being done.

  6. 6.

    Baud

    April 12, 2024 at 5:37 pm

    @TBone:

    He’s very good.

  7. 7.

    JAFD

    April 12, 2024 at 5:46 pm

    Dan Thurot has another first-rate game review today, folks in the gay community might be particularly interested.

    https://spacebiff.com/2024/04/12/blood-on-the-clocktower/#more-26972

  8. 8.

    WaterGirl

    April 12, 2024 at 5:46 pm

    Is Marge smart enough to have an end game that I can’t figure out?

    Or is she stupid enough to think that all of this is going to get her somewhere good/

  9. 9.

    Jackie

    April 12, 2024 at 5:55 pm

    @TBone: After the ‘26 Midterm elections, President Biden needs to reward Elias for his unrelenting fight for democracy with The Presidential Medal of Freedom!

  10. 10.

    Tony Jay

    April 12, 2024 at 5:58 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    When Stench finally finishes draining the Republican Party of every last cent and its corpse dries up like spit on a desert highway, who do you think sees herself marching proudly at the head of the new National Patriotic American Citizens Party?

  11. 11.

    WaterGirl

    April 12, 2024 at 6:00 pm

    @Tony Jay: Liz Cheney?

  12. 12.

    TBone

    April 12, 2024 at 6:15 pm

    @Jackie: yes!  Maybe even invent a special medal of honor in his name.

  13. 13.

    TBone

    April 12, 2024 at 6:18 pm

    @WaterGirl: she’s merely an addlebrained, attention seeking heat missile who should be starved of oxygen.  That would finish off the tiny bit of brain cell knocking around in her empty skull.  She’s not called EmptyGreene for nuthin!

    ETA I still think she’s the Hoodie Pipe Bomber. She’s THAT stupid.

  14. 14.

    Commenting at Balloon Juice since 1937

    April 12, 2024 at 6:19 pm

    Too many sleeves.

  15. 15.

    Suzanne

    April 12, 2024 at 6:21 pm

    Ian Bremmer has been predicting that Ukraine will be partitioned. If that happens, I will…. I don’t know. Be incredibly sad.

  16. 16.

    TBone

    April 12, 2024 at 6:22 pm

    @Tony Jay: her marching behind that poor kid who survived a mass school shooting, bully-screaming at him, is a memory burned into my brain.  Isn’t that kid an adult in politics now?

    ETA she did the same to AOC 🤬

  17. 17.

    Jackie

    April 12, 2024 at 6:22 pm

    @TBone: Medal of Freedom is described as thus:  It recognizes those individuals who have made “an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors.”

    I think that’s apt. 😊

  18. 18.

    TBone

    April 12, 2024 at 6:24 pm

    @Jackie: 👍

  19. 19.

    Jackie

    April 12, 2024 at 6:25 pm

    @TBone:  The slight somewhat petite body stature always made me suspect Boebert.🤷🏼‍♀️

  20. 20.

    TBone

    April 12, 2024 at 6:28 pm

    @Jackie: the socks showing from the shoes (which match a pair in other photos) and the gait  make me think Sporkfoot.  I think Boobert is too “girly” for such a task. But speculation is not my usual forte!

  21. 21.

    Jackie

    April 12, 2024 at 6:30 pm

    @TBone: That was David Hogg, Parkland High shooting survivor. He’s political, but not running (yet!) for office. He’s an advocate for safe guns.

  22. 22.

    TBone

    April 12, 2024 at 6:31 pm

    @Jackie: 💙 thank you!

  23. 23.

    TBone

    April 12, 2024 at 6:35 pm

    I might be crude and rude for saying so, but the title of this post is to blame 😆Melanoma the FLOTITS porno photos were worth a million words.  I got repeated Fascistbook jail time for bringing those up in regard to Be Best and posting funny memes and links about them.  One was a Christmas card 😆

  24. 24.

    Tony Jay

    April 12, 2024 at 6:41 pm

    @WaterGirl:

      In the back room of a SteelJerk Style gym, gulping in lungfuls of air thick with talcum powder and the mingled scents of angry sex and steroid gel, Marge pushes away the spadelike hand of today’s whassisname and lunges for her phone. She presses redial and waits, shoulders trembling, for her office to pick up.

    “Boss?”

    “Send Krystalle to the store. Double this time.”

    “Boss? She went yesterd…”

    “More, you prick! Buy it all! I’ve got to be blonder!!”

    “You’re the blondest, Boss. Straight up.”

    Marge’s rough growl fades to a whisper.

    “Blonder than her?”

    “Totally. She’s mousy. Not like you. You shine. Everyone says so.”

    “Good. Good. That’s… that’s good.”

    “You said it, boss. You, uh, you coming in today for the vote?”

    “I’m busy, Todd.”

    “You pumping iron?”

    Marge glances back at whassisname. There’s a face somewhere in the chaos of engorged muscle and torn Lycra, maybe an expression that might be confusion, but it’s not something she gives a damn about.

    “Yeah. Pumping iron.”

    “You want I put out the usual press release? Boss? Boss? You there, Boss? Boss? Is that…? Is someone crying?”

    No. I’ve no idea either. I guess it’s late here and maybe Marge don’t like Liz none.

  25. 25.

    Tony Jay

    April 12, 2024 at 6:47 pm

    @TBone:

    The lumpenMAGAturdiat don’t ask much of their leadership. Just absolute ignorance, a refusal to even pretend they’re not corrupt, and a mindless hostility to anyone or anything that doesn’t fit neatly in the comforting bubble of resentment that makes up their Realer World.

    Screaming hate at smartass kids they’d love to bully and brown women they have complicated feelings about down below is right in their wheelhouse.

  26. 26.

    Layer8Problem

    April 12, 2024 at 6:52 pm

    I like the way Marge’s eyes look like they’re pointed to the corresponding side of your head instead of straight at you. I bet they move independently too.

  27. 27.

    like a metaphor

    April 12, 2024 at 9:39 pm

    @TBone:

    TBone
    APRIL 12, 2024 AT 6:28 PM

    @Jackie: the socks showing from the shoes (which match a pair in other photos) and the gait  make me think Sporkfoot.  I think Boobert is too “girly” for such a task. But speculation is not my usual forte!

     

    @TBone: At first I thought it might be Boobert, but she stomps when she walks, like an angry teenage buffalo.  Has to be Margie 3-toes.

  28. 28.

    like a metaphor

    April 12, 2024 at 9:55 pm

    @Tbone One thing I noticed about the pipe-bomber was that it was a woman who was trying to look like a man- so a gender nonconforming pipe-bomber.  Given how much she complains about gender nonconformists, I would bet it was Marge.

  29. 29.

    Jackie

    April 12, 2024 at 10:01 pm

    @like a metaphor:

    …a woman who was trying to look like a man…

    Okay, I’m persuaded! It’s gotta be Mean Greene!

  30. 30.

    like a metaphor

    April 12, 2024 at 10:02 pm

    @Jackie: My Tragic Gillfriend

  31. 31.

    Jackie

    April 12, 2024 at 10:11 pm

    @like a metaphor:

    😂😢😂😢😢😢

  32. 32.

    Paul in KY

    April 12, 2024 at 10:34 pm

    @TBone: Think if she was the Hoodie Pipe Bomber, she’d have been caught by now. She’s not sneaky enough, as that terrorist evidently was and is.

  33. 33.

    Paul in KY

    April 12, 2024 at 10:36 pm

    @Tony Jay: I wish he’d turned around and just busted her in the face.

  34. 34.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 12, 2024 at 10:55 pm

    Why is it I’m having flashbacks to Jeffrey Tambor (as Georgy Malenkov) demanding that the same little girl Stalin posed with be brought for his photo shoot?

  35. 35.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 12, 2024 at 10:57 pm

    @like a metaphor: Whew!  Lola, L-O-L-A Lola, is in the clear!

  36. 36.

    Tehanu

    April 12, 2024 at 11:02 pm

    At the moment there’s only one person I despise more than those two (you know, the Mag-a-Lardo Momzer).  The only question I have is, which one of those two I despise more and I think it’s her. Putin is a villain and a tyrant, but at least he’s not a traitor to his own country.

  37. 37.

    brendancalling

    April 13, 2024 at 1:22 am

    May they both burn in Hell.

  38. 38.

    brantl

    April 13, 2024 at 4:26 pm

    @Tehanu: What, is it patriotism, when you wreck your own country?

  39. 39.

    brantl

    April 13, 2024 at 5:38 pm

    Perfectly captured her mouth-breathing charm.

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