Good.
If Trump is too old and weak to stay awake at his own criminal trial, what do you think will happen in the Situation Room? pic.twitter.com/5sM8ghcD9b
— Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) April 15, 2024
Better.
Hillary testified for 11 hours during a Benghazi hearing.
Biden had a five-hour interview with Robert Hur.
Trump fell asleep after an hour in court.
— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) April 15, 2024
Best.
Don Snoreleone.
I made this really small for the peeps who don’t want to look at him.
h/t Leto
But for the rest of you, click on the image to see it full size.
Open thread.
P.S. I put this together last night, and I see that Anne Laurie was thinking along similar lines this morning.
montanareddog
I say, “Bring it on, for Dozy Don”
lowtechcyclist
Good morning, y’all!
montanareddog
@lowtechcyclist: Good morning!
TBone
Favorite meme today:
Stormy says “Dotard likes to be spanked!”
Joe Biden in the next frame, laughing: “I know! I spanked him once and he just won’t shut up about it!”
😎
Doug R
#DopeyDon
Jinchi
That TFG picture is still much too big for me.
TBone
The Nodfather 🤡
Harrison Wesley
He’s not sleeping – that’s executive time.
montanareddog
Rip van Trumple
catclub
CNN:
So what Olympic event can they have in Notre Dame? Processional cross polevaulting?
… Actually the Notre Dame rebuild was Billions, so its something else.
SFAW
@catclub:
Are they talking about Sleepy Joe Brandon? I hear that he’s old. In fact, he’s even older today than he was yesterday!
OzarkHillbilly
@montanareddog: Hmmmm… You made me think of Trumplestiltskin. He certainly knows how to spin straw into gold.
SiubhanDuinne
@montanareddog:
I’d like that comment better if you had made the first word all-caps, maybe with a little period after each letter. Otherwise, a good soubriquet.
jimmiraybob
Situation Room? It hardly matters if he’s awake or asleep – his mind is not up to the job. Never has been.
Quite possibly, asleep would be best.
Bex
Who forgot to bring the Adderall?
StringOnAStick
Keep up the snarky comments and reposting the memes, these thin skinned pricks hate being made fun of, especially the chief prick! Derision is our weapon and there’s so much opportunity.
WaterGirl
@Jinchi: I can make the picture smaller when I get home.
Kosh III
Open Comments, sure!
Why the frak do we care that Trump glared at his sycophant Maggie Haberman. It just shows you how out of touch the so-called mainstream media is.
jimmiraybob
@catclub:
“So what Olympic event can they have in Notre Dame?”
Olympic witch/heretic burning?
WaterGirl
@Kosh III: the media has now come to believe that it’s all about them.
MattF
Rumor has it that his Xanax dosage was a bit too high.
WaterGirl
You guys are good! There are so many good ones in the comments already.
Omnes Omnibus
@OzarkHillbilly: No, he spins gold into straw.
WaterGirl
@MattF: I’m sure it’s hard to hit the sweet spot between keeping him calm and putting him out.
smith
Scout211
Trump says he’s got the cash, really. In his Schwab account, really. So there’s no need for a hearing, really!
. . .
rikyrah
scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) posted at 5:47 AM on Tue, Apr 16, 2024:
The media gets mad b/c Biden doesn’t engage with them enough without stopping to ask themselves why. Perhaps he finds their questions insipid and prioritizes being President as opposed to sitting around watching TV all day like their boyfriend Trump did when he was in office.
(https://x.com/scarylawyerguy/status/1780186252936978514?t=mvQddw7mwfXDXN2caXvOJQ&s=03)
rikyrah
it’s an ELECTION INTERFERENCE CASE.
Armando (@ArmandoNDK) posted at 7:43 AM on Tue, Apr 16, 2024:
Lol wut? This case isn’t about a campaign “misfiling.” It’s about a falsification of a business record to conceal a crime. If you want to refer to it as a “campaign finance crime” instead of election interference, fine, who cares?
This is trying entirely too hard.
(https://x.com/ArmandoNDK/status/1780215546216165579?t=OTXGEQhGm7Lm-Yumicoq0A&s=03)
smith
@Scout211: There’s some speculation that the reason he didn’t just post the bond himself to avoid the bond fees, if he really has $175 million in the bank, is that the cash is already obligated in some other way, and he’s basically trying to use it as collateral twice at the same time. This is something the court monitor should be able to discover.
rikyrah
Ragnarok Lobster
(@eclecticbrotha) posted at 7:44 AM on Tue, Apr 16, 2024:
Graduationgate is just Trump’s latest campaign to undermine his trial. Don’t fall for it like a fucking rube.
(https://x.com/eclecticbrotha/status/1780215687354417567?t=2d8A939muE8iUl6Ni1zLxg&s=03)
Scout211
Don Snorleone is not going away as a meme or even as a news report. The media is watching for the snores. This from the NBC live updates just now:
LOL
WaterGirl
It looks like the supreme court justices are dancing on the head of a pin about whether you need a physical document to have obstruction in the case that’s being argued before the court today.
RandomMonster
I have to say, when I saw images of Dump in court yesterday with bags under his bloodshot eyes, I thought he looked like shit. Which made me smile.
WaterGirl
@Scout211: if the account is required to keep a minimum of 175 million in the account at all times, doesn’t that mean that he wouldn’t be able to use that money for his obligations, if the ruling isn’t overturned?
WaterGirl
@Scout211: yeah, my dad used to “rest his eyes” when he would watch golf on Sunday afternoon on the couch while lying down. :-)
TBone
The Dali mustache is a nice touch
https://twitter.com/Talyn777/status/1779980914182783329
😆 Like passing out at a frat party
“STORMY WAS HERE” 🤣
Tony Jay
That sketch has ‘Evil Liberace Has Drugged Your Champagne And Is Far Too Happy About It’ vibes dripping from every pencil stroke.
MattF
@Tony Jay: It’s an accurate likeness. He really does look like that.
rikyrah
Miranda (@DoomScroling) posted at 3:02 PM on Mon, Apr 15, 2024:
A new study out is highlighting that since roe was overturned demand for permanent sterilization for women under age 30 has increased significantly.
Many women are choosing sterilization as the best option to protect themselves in a political climate where misogynistic lawmakers seek to control women’s reproductive healthcare access.
https://t.co/mKQsoi4c4n
(https://x.com/DoomScroling/status/1779963449914581413?t=WhOClPyuHcFNiIEDsNzB1A&s=03)
rikyrah
Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid) posted at 9:11 PM on Mon, Apr 15, 2024:
Sad decision from @USC
A Muslim woman who minored in resistance to genocide is the USC Class of 2024 valedictorian — and USC is BANNING her from speaking at Commencement.![]()
You can contact USC Provost Andrew Guzman to share your concerns at [email protected]
and 213-740-2101. https://t.co/j06llehjDH
(https://x.com/QasimRashid/status/1780056407816970505?t=JUjGnOrpsBI79KrFRA4nng&s=03)
montanareddog
Prosecutors file motion for contempt against Donald Trump
rikyrah
Don Salmon (@dijoni) posted at 8:48 PM on Mon, Apr 15, 2024:
She’s a Uber driver a black woman doing her work. She was racial profile and gun down like a dog by a racist old white man. and do not be surprised. The community will say fear for his life. The sister pleaded her life,. https://t.co/iw2VZQWmFx
(https://x.com/dijoni/status/1780050500907594218?t=c05j0L3sRaxOHc2hGIrfRg&s=03)
TBone
@Tony Jay: 😂😆
Omnes Omnibus
@rikyrah: Sad decision? Terrible decision.
zhena gogolia
@Tony Jay: Hahaha
Shalimar
@WaterGirl: My guess is he can still use it to guarantee the bond but he defaults on whatever loans the $175 million is required for if he has to use the money to satisfy the judgment.
UncleEbeneezer
Well whadaya know…contrary to Fascist/TERF talking points, the vast majority of Transgender People are happier after transitioning:
Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)
@jimmiraybob: Remember, last cycle he got 3-to-4 bullet PowerPoint slides because he couldn’t be arsed to read the more thorough briefing.
Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)
@smith: E. Jean Carroll no doubt wants to know as well.
Jackie
The NYT and other news media should put up a daily calendar akin to Criminal Trial Day 2; TIFG sleeps in court 2 days in a row.
WaterGirl
@rikyrah: That’s very sad.
Cue the controlling assholes (Republicans) who tell women under 30 that they aren’t capable of making a permanent choice like that.
Maybe not until they are 2 years older than whatever age they happen to be at any age. Gotta make those white babies and adoption slaves.
smith
@Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq): Yes, he could be double-committing that cash for the two bonds, which I assume is criminal fraud. Another possibility, given that filing says the account holds, or may hold “cash equivalents” is that he’s planning to replace the cash with DJT stock (now down more than 12% today).
smith
@WaterGirl: Since they seem ready to outlaw IVF, birth control, and surrogacy, there’s no reason to think they won’t outlaw sterilization as well, at least for women.
catclub
That is an excellent way to take a nap! I have done that. Only surpassed by watching Bob Ross paint.
catclub
Mr. Bemused Senior
@catclub: I don’t think DJT stock can be considered “cash equivalent” [or any stock for that matter]
WaterGirl
@catclub: If you turned off the TV, it would wake him up, and he’d say “I was watching that.”
So we learned not to turn off the TV.
WaterGirl
@Mr. Bemused Senior: What is a cash equivalent?
catclub
@WaterGirl: Short term T-Bills probably are.
Money market fund balance.
prostratedragon
@WaterGirl:
@catclub: Right, or in short anything that can be immediately sold for a fairly reliable amount of cash.
Just swinging by to remark that the cartoon up top is not the first time lately that dude has reminded me of the masquerade in Eyes Wide Shut.
Quadrillipede
If literally every BJ post for the next several weeks were just poking fun at Don Snoreleone/Sleepy Donald/The Nodfather, I can’t say that I wouldn’t hate that…
Belafon
@rikyrah: I watched the GMA story about this. He had been called multiple times by a scammer trying to get money out of him by saying he had a relative locked up. On that day, the man was told by a scammer that a driver would come by to pick up a package. The scammer then called Uber to send a driver to pick up a package from the guy. The old man thought she was working for the scammer. No, he shouldn’t have shot her, but this story is way more complicated than this simple analysis.
WaterGirl
@catclub: Ah, okay, thanks.