In the most impactful journalistic feat of impacted extraction seen since the late Andy Rooney’s final colonoscopy monologue, Breitbart cub reporter Joel Pollak squirts out another HUGE STORY in his ongoing “Vetting the Bed”* series.
The latest EXCLUSIVE, MUST CREDIT BREITBART.COM story reveals that an assistant professor currently residing in Alabama said on a blog seven years ago that some people at his barbeque said they saw future President Obama over the fence at another barbeque hosted by DOMESTIC TERRORISTS Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn.
Further, the now-professor in Alabama mentioned on his now-defunct blog that it rained at his barbeque, and Pollak found out on the Internet that rain was reported in Chicago that day. So suck it, libtards: This is proof that Obama is a radical leftwing terrorist who was raised jointly by the Black Panthers and Weather Underground and elected to enact their shadowy agenda.
Or maybe it merely proves that the big reveals can get even more lame and obscure as you work your way methodically through all 900M+ Google search results for “Barack Obama” in search of wingnut skree-bait. Either way, this is HUGE, you guys!
*H/T: Different Church Lady
[X-posted at Rumproast]
Comrade Jake
I thought you were joking, and then I clicked on the link. Man these people are insane.
Keith
Best comment:
“In fact, someone unnamed saw George Soros making the potato salad.”
Most of the others are pretty much out there. Incidentally, when do we get the token Romney “vetting” article (since Messiahbart.com claims this series is a bipartisan vetting)?
PeakVT
I don’t see this one sticking. Back to work, Breitbrats!
kd bart
Later that night, Barack passed out at 31 Flavors.
blahblah
Potluck dinners are socialist. Wake up sheeple!!
danielx
@blahblah:
Church dinners too. They’re all in on the plot.
JD Rhoades
@PeakVT:
I can see it being stripped of all the stupid stuff, boiled down to “witnesses saw them having a meal together at Ayer’s house” and going full out Zombie Lie.
JD Rhoades
@PeakVT:
I can see it being stripped of all the stupid stuff, boiled down to “witnesses saw them having a meal together at Ayer’s house” and going full out Zombie Lie.
PeakVT
@blahblah: Controlling the means of nutrition. Devious, those socialists are.
JD Rhoades
I have no idea why that posted twice.
Valdivia
@PeakVT:
lol.
Villago Delenda Est
@JD Rhoades:
Just WP being its silly self.
Good grief, these people are simply not sane. At all.
RSA
The text of the then-graduate-student-now-clinical-professor-of-the-law’s blog is pretty funny:
I can see why a news site eager for reliable information would take this seriously.
cat48
Hmm, so one of them can BBQ. Is that the big reveal?
blahblah
Watch the twitter feed for news on whether or not BHO was seen eating pulled pork.
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MattF
@RSA: ‘Nevertheless’ is an overstatement. And ‘lie’ is an understatement.
dmsilev
@RSA: And of course Ayers never was a law professor. He taught education.
I’m told by knowledgable sources that during the 2008 campaign, there were significant numbers of emails sent to various members of the University of Chicago administration demanding that they fire Ayers. Which would have been a neat trick; Ayers was on the faculty of the University of Illinois, Chicago.
Hurling Dervish
Breitbart himself had dinner with Ayers this winter.
Ash Can
Joel, if you keep yanking on that thing like that it’s going to fall off.
dmsilev
@Hurling Dervish: I thought that was Tucker Carlson. Less beard, more bow tie, equal amount of dickishness.
Aimai
@dmsilev: They mean Bernadine. Not bill. I think she may have adjuncted as well as practiced. They have been heavily involved in education and childrens rights for years. And they do live in Hyde park. And yes, like about a gazilion other people, I know them and have even been to their house. They aren’t like these secretive millionaire families backing Romney and walker. They live out in the open.
Chyron HR
Is America finally ready to accept the exestential terrorist menace posed by a white guy named “Bill”?
Signs point to no.
rlrr
Mitt Romney once spoke at a university founded by a segregationist…
Villago Delenda Est
@dmsilev:
Wingtards in action. Complaining to the wrong university.
Typical.
It’s a good thing that idiocy is not a capital crime in this country. The Death Panels would be clogged.
Villago Delenda Est
@Ash Can:
Who is Joel? And what’s with “if”?
shortstop
@dmsilev: Dohrn is a clinical law prof at Northwestern. Not that that makes this thing any less ludicrous.
different-church-lady
Really not mine: someone else came up with it, I just shoved it up the BJ nose because I liked it so much.
I’d track down the perpetrat… uh, originator, but the google totally hates me, so you’re on your own.
shortstop
Forgot to compliment Betty on the hilarious post title.
Xenos
@Hurling Dervish: I thought you were kidding about Breitbart eating dinner with Ayers…
Patricia Kayden
Bizarre. The good thing is that there is no way in hell that CNN and other MSM can take anything coming out of Breitbart seriously — like they did with the Sherrod story.
Teresa
The crazy white man meme has been taken to new heights these last several years.
lol When rich white men say make the conservative man and woman embarrassingly crazy, the right wing obeys with gusto. It’s the only thing they have actually succeeded at in over a decade.
Nemesis
Back in the day, mitbotts earlier version, in the human world often referred to as “father” or “dad”, the same radical white mormon who ran for POTUS in ’68, sat down with known terrorist and all around evil genius who caused all pain and suffering since polio was cured, Mr Saul Alinsky.
Just sayin.
MattF
@Nemesis: While his son and heir consorts with Donald Trump. I’d call that reversion to the mean, but it’s really overshooting to somewhere ‘way below the mean.
burnspbesq
How is this relevant to anything that really matters?
Villago Delenda Est
@burnspbesq:
Hey, we’re not the ones giving the Breitbart morons national media attention.
RSA
@MattF:
Yeah. I took the whole thing as snark, though it’s ambiguous without context. Poe’s law is in effect, I think. When breitbart.com reached out to the author, they got no direct response; instead, the author just deleted the blog. (Amusingly, breitbart.com describes this as “scrubbing”.)
g
@dmsilev: Ayers never was a law professor. He taught education.
I checked that out too, because it sounded wrong to me. But Bernadine Dorhn was a professor of Law, so that’s who they meant.
g
@RSA: So the witness was next door to a house where someone said they’d seen Barack Obama prior to the time the witness arrived, and no other sighting of Barack Obama was recorded.
Damning evidence! Impeach him!
g
Man, the comments there are awesome!
delosgatos
Sooo… the rain drove him inside… which means… the WEATHER drove him UNDERGROUND!
Coincidence, or conspiracy? It would be irresponsible not to speculate!
Hurling Dervish
@Xenos: And then, a few months later, Breitbart was dead, and still is. Coincidence? Hmmm.
PWL
Communism! Guilt by association! Pinkos! Fellow travelers! This the best Breitbartians can do? Hauling around the moldering corpse of old Joe McCarthy?
Betty Cracker
@different-church-lady: All this time I thought that was YOUR stroke of genius! Oh well. H/T to whoever came up with it — and to you for bringing it to our attention.