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You are here: Home / Economics / Free Markets Solve Everything / Shit Happens in the Free Market

Shit Happens in the Free Market

by John Cole|  May 18, 201310:23 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Fuck The Middle-Class, Fuck The Poor

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Just what Detroit needs.

For fuck’s sake.

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  1. 1.

    raven

    May 18, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    I don’t know if you were aware that the Cruise flick “Jack Reacher” is set in the Steel City?

  2. 2.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 18, 2013 at 10:29 pm

    …Or coke, or Koch.

  3. 3.

    Anya

    May 18, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    Why is this not illegal? Where’s EPA?

  4. 4.

    NotMax

    May 18, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    Things don’t go better with coke/Koch.

  5. 5.

    RepubAnon

    May 18, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    Funny how the folks advocating job-killing austerity claim that they are motivated by concerns for the supposed effect of government debt on future generations, yet are completely oblivious of the very real threat that global warming poses to future generations. It’s almost as though they actually care about nothing but their own short-term profits, and their claims of concerns for “the children” are cynical attempts to manipulate the gullible.

  6. 6.

    GxB

    May 18, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    Move along, nothing to see here, CO2 level at 400 whutnow? None of our concern – there’s profit to be leveraged. Had you stated “For the sake of fuck.” then we’d have a controversy.

  7. 7.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 18, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    @NotMax: Koch’s coke?

  8. 8.

    Weaselone

    May 18, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    We are so screwed.

  9. 9.

    scav

    May 18, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    O beautiful for spacious skies,
    For patent’d waves of grain,
    For coal black mountain majesties
    Above the free-market pain!

  10. 10.

    raven

    May 18, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    @efgoldman: You have asked about my Newport tour. I’m glad you mentioned it because I really enjoyed it. The helicopter rides did not take singles or I would have done that.

  11. 11.

    SatanicPanic

    May 18, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    Has Matt Yglesias penned an article on why this is awesome yet?

  12. 12.

    raven

    May 18, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    @efgoldman: I just drove around and then parked at the end and did the Cliff Walk. Then I went to the Battleship and the Whaling Museum in New Bedford.

  13. 13.

    Poopyman

    May 18, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    Coke is essentially coal with impurities baked out of it, nothing to do with petroleum waste. So this is not coke. Something a lot worse, actually.

  14. 14.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 18, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    @raven: Haven’t been there yet this spring, but didn’t a big chunk of the Cliff Walk get washed away during Sandy?

  15. 15.

    Weaselone

    May 18, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    @Poopyman:

    It’s also the leftover residue from petroleum distillation.

  16. 16.

    gbear

    May 18, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    I (don’t) like how they refer to this shit in a ‘one man’s trash is another man’s treasure’ way -sending the shit somewhere else to burn it and poison the atmosphere as if it’s someone else’s issue. They don’t care what they destroy any more.

    With everything I’ve seen about the explosion of this dirty dirty mining in Canada & the US, I believe that we’re on the verge of wrecking everything within my own lifetime, and I’m about to turn 59. There’s been so much visible change within the last 5 years, I don’t see how we pull out of this spiral any more.

  17. 17.

    raven

    May 18, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    Check this video of our neighborhood elementary school balloon chase science project!

  18. 18.

    raven

    May 18, 2013 at 10:54 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Beats me, never been there before. It was raining and I went about a half a mile I think. I did get my thank you certificate from the State of Rhode Island in the mail today. Very nice.

  19. 19.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 18, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    @Poopyman: There’s also petroleum coke. Remember hearing about it from the guys down at the refinery back when I was satan’s minion.

  20. 20.

    raven

    May 18, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    Bye Bye Knicks, Bye Bye me.

  21. 21.

    Warren Terra

    May 18, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    Every time you think you’ve heard the bad news about the tar sands, they come up with something worse. So, oil extraction from the tar sands yields a byproduct of mountains of low-quality, sulfur-and-other-contaminants rich carbon slurry, to be piled up in our cities and then shipped off to be burned in unregulated plants in China and Mexico? No possible downside!

    At least all three Koch brothers get to extract the profits while the rest of us deal with the unpriced externalities.

  22. 22.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 18, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    @raven: I thought they coulda had it.

  23. 23.

    Poopyman

    May 18, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Probably needs a new name, not assigned to it by petro industry PR people.

    The article calls it “petcoke” in a couple of places. Makes it sound downright cuddly.

    I suggest “oil poop”.

  24. 24.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 18, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    @raven: Well it’s way more than half a mile. You must have started at the north end, by Easton’s Beach, as that’s less exposed. I’d bet the south end is in pretty bad shape.

  25. 25.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 18, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    @Poopyman: The context where I heard it used was in a cogeneration facility next to the refinery that produced the power for the refinery. They were quite proud of it. Being that this is LA the air quality constraints are pretty tight.

    I believe that coal coke is used in steel production.

  26. 26.

    PeakVT

    May 18, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    Here’s the area where the refinery poop is being stored. In the background of the second image in the article is the abandoned Michigan Central Station.

  27. 27.

    Cacti

    May 18, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    Is this part of the Wonderland that National Review was telling us about?

  28. 28.

    Poopyman

    May 18, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA:

    I believe that coal coke is used in steel production.

    Yes. The difference in the two is that coal coke is the product of coking and petroleum coke is the waste.

    Full disclosure: I grew up in the 60s and 70s downwind from the Clairton Coke Works, so I know what coal coking is like.

  29. 29.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    May 18, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    OT: John Hurt!

  30. 30.

    Lurking Canadian

    May 18, 2013 at 11:12 pm

    @SatanicPanic: We could write it ourselves. “Given the poverty of Detroit it is only appropriate for them to accept high levels of sulfur and other poisons in their air and water. They have simply chosen to evaluate the risk of horrible deformation of their children differently than we have, and it would be the worst of cultural imperialism to impose our notions of ‘the right number of eyes, nostrils and toes'”

  31. 31.

    Poopyman

    May 18, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): Is that like “Nancy Smash!” ??

  32. 32.

    Corner Stone

    May 18, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent):

    OT: John Hurt!

    Where do we sign up?
    Oh. Wait…

  33. 33.

    aangus

    May 18, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    @Lurking Canadian:

    Hold on just a minute, I thought I was the lurking Canadian here!

  34. 34.

    burnspbesq

    May 18, 2013 at 11:19 pm

    @Anya:

    Why is this not illegal? Where’s EPA?

    EPA did its job a while ago. You can’t get a permit to burn that crap in the United States. Many other countries have less well developed environmental laws and a need for cheap fuel, so it’s a valuable export commodity.

  35. 35.

    Corner Stone

    May 18, 2013 at 11:19 pm

    Read this article earlier, via Atrios.
    Seemed about right.
    We’re gonna dump our voracious waste consumption across sites that either can’t, or won’t, protect themselves.
    Detroit is a harbinger. Gulf Coast states are next.

  36. 36.

    aangus

    May 18, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    Oh, wait, this is an open thread…

    guardian.co.uk/books/2013/may/17/syphilis-sex-fear-borgias

  37. 37.

    Corner Stone

    May 18, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    You can’t get a permit to burn that crap in the United States. Many other countries have less well developed environmental laws and a need for cheap fuel, so it’s a valuable export commodity.

    It’s not actually valuable. It’s a waste(squared) product. That then causes more damage when used in 3rd world countries.
    That’s not value. Counselor.

  38. 38.

    mainmati

    May 18, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    The Koch Brothers are the very personification of Evil. And they enjoy their power over us (because we let them – i.e. America as a whole). I work in the environment field and it is discouraging that largely the same political split is also reflected in environmental protection, health and safety attitudes not to mention climate change – it’s a blue-red split. And, of course, because of primitive ideology, deliberate ignorance and cynicism. To be clear, I talking about aggregates – there are excellent environmentalists in Texas, for example.

  39. 39.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    May 18, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    @Poopyman: No, LOL! It’s actually a Doctor Who reference from tonight’s season finale.

  40. 40.

    burnspbesq

    May 18, 2013 at 11:24 pm

    @Lurking Canadian:

    Put that pile by the ferry terminal in Victoria, and then maybe some Canadians for whom Alberta is out of sight, out of mind would wake the fuck up.

  41. 41.

    Chris

    May 18, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    @efgoldman:

    This.

    I’ve never been rich so I can’t say this for sure, but I imagine that at that level, when you’ve never wanted for anything, you just can’t imagine that ever changing. No matter what the problem facing the nation – you’ll be okay. Why shouldn’t you be? You always have been before.

  42. 42.

    burnspbesq

    May 18, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    It’s not actually valuable. It’s a waste(squared) product. That then causes more damage when used in 3rd world countries.

    Tell that to the people who are buying it and burning it. It sure as shit has value to them.

  43. 43.

    Citizen_X

    May 18, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    The company is controlled by Charles and David Koch, wealthy industrialists who back a number of conservative and libertarian causes including activist groups that challenge the science behind climate change. The company sells the high-sulfur, high-carbon waste, usually overseas, where it is burned as fuel.

    These fucking guys. Is there anything they’re involved in that’s not evil?

  44. 44.

    Corner Stone

    May 18, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    It sure as shit has value to them.

    No, it has a *cost* to them. That doesn’t assign value. Just a price.
    Asshole.

  45. 45.

    Cacti

    May 18, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    @Corner Stone:

    No, it has a *cost* to them. That doesn’t assign value. Just a price.
    Asshole.

    The first time burnsie read “A Modest Proposal,” he thought it was a capital example of can-do, outside the box, 19th century thinking.

  46. 46.

    mouse tolliver

    May 18, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    Our failed media experiment was all over those GOP-doctored emails. But this — a real scandal? Meh. This is the kind of story most of them will ignore.

  47. 47.

    sophronia

    May 18, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    One of the world’s largest dealers of petroleum coke is the Oxbow Corporation, which sells about 11 million tons of fuel-grade coke a year. It is owned by William I. Koch, a brother of David and Charles.

    Good grief, how many of these Koch people are there?

  48. 48.

    mouse tolliver

    May 18, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    @Citizen_X: At this point the Koch brothers are basically just Captain Planet villains. They even have a punny name like a Captain Planet villain.

  49. 49.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    May 18, 2013 at 11:51 pm

    @Corner Stone: Why would they pay a positive price for something that does not have value to them?

  50. 50.

    Cacti

    May 18, 2013 at 11:51 pm

    This is the worst thing to come out of Canada since Nickelback.

  51. 51.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    May 19, 2013 at 12:08 am

    @efgoldman: what about the Biebster?

  52. 52.

    becca

    May 19, 2013 at 12:24 am

    Here I am, a WASPy white middle-aged grandmother living in the mid south, and the fucking Kochsuckers make even me want to go all Che on their shriveled asses.

  53. 53.

    Yatsuno

    May 19, 2013 at 12:27 am

    @The prophet Nostradumbass:

    what about the Biebster

    That’s just a crime against humanity.

  54. 54.

    Corner Stone

    May 19, 2013 at 12:51 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA: Learn the difference and we’ll continue.
    Thanks

  55. 55.

    burnspbesq

    May 19, 2013 at 12:53 am

    @Cacti:

    The first time burnsie read “A Modest Proposal,” he thought it was a capital example of can-do, outside the box, 19th century thinking.

    Oddly enough, it’s somewhat difficult for a book written in 1729 to be an example of 19th century anything.

    Do try harder next time.

  56. 56.

    burnspbesq

    May 19, 2013 at 12:57 am

    @Corner Stone:

    Learn the difference and we’ll continue.

    There is no difference. Intrinsic value is a myth. You can decide what things are worth to you, but you don’t get to make that decision for anyone else.

  57. 57.

    Corner Stone

    May 19, 2013 at 1:05 am

    It’s increasingly funny to me that you use the words “value” and “worth” here to dispute my contention.

  58. 58.

    AndoChronic

    May 19, 2013 at 1:06 am

    “Detroit’s ever-growing black mountain”. Need the article say more on the reason? Fight the mother fucking power; double thumb fist holding a peyote button firing an AK with the other while saying that. Bring it on bitches!

  59. 59.

    AnotherBruce

    May 19, 2013 at 2:55 am

    The first thing we must do is kill all the billionaires lawyers.

  60. 60.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    May 19, 2013 at 3:45 am

    @scav:

    Oh beautiful, for smoggy skies,
    insecticided grain.
    For stripmined mountains majesty,
    above the asphalt plain.
     
    America, America,
    man sheds his waste on thee.
    And hides the pines, with billboard signs,
    from sea to oily sea.
                        G. Carlin

    Too bad he isn’t around to update it.

  61. 61.

    Chuck Butcher

    May 19, 2013 at 3:48 am

    well I guess we’ve got the best government they could buy, it seems if we want a better version we’re gonna have to pony up some serious ducats. The problem, of course. is that there are levels of stupidity that no amount of money will buy people out of.

    On second thought, I think I’ll hang onto mine for a more useful purpose – like building a fire on my living room floor to roast weenies. Cynical much? I could point out that a S Carolina CD elected Mark ferfuckssake Sanford and we’ve all noticed the proposals to tax all income over $1M at 70% come out of any elected officials mouth.

  62. 62.

    Chuck Butcher

    May 19, 2013 at 3:48 am

    oh good we’ve still got double posting for the inattentive

  63. 63.

    different-church-lady

    May 19, 2013 at 7:13 am

    Silver lining: Americans start to get a first-hand look at how awful the tar sands process is.

  64. 64.

    Just One More Canuck

    May 19, 2013 at 7:21 am

    @raven: That’s very cool – I’d like to see my daughter’s school do something like that

  65. 65.

    Todd

    May 19, 2013 at 8:58 am

    @mainmati:

    The Koch Brothers are the very personification of Evil

    Short of a revolutionary tribunal ordering the machine-gunning of the entire extended Koch family and courtiers so that none of them are left, I see no solution.

  66. 66.

    Todd

    May 19, 2013 at 8:58 am

    @mainmati:

    The Koch Brothers are the very personification of Evil

    Short of a revolutionary tribunal ordering the machine-gunning of the entire extended Koch family and courtiers so that none of them are left, I see no solution.

  67. 67.

    Todd

    May 19, 2013 at 8:58 am

    @mainmati:

    The Koch Brothers are the very personification of Evil

    Short of a revolutionary tribunal ordering the machine-gunning of the entire extended Koch family and courtiers so that none of them are left, I see no solution.

  68. 68.

    Mart

    May 19, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    Realize dead thread but trying to get folks to Google Engridge + projects. There are thousands of miles of tar sand pipeline being built right now while everyone is focused on Keystone.

  69. 69.

    Mart

    May 19, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    @Mart: That’s Google Enbridge + Projects

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