Ten Second Movie Reviews, a service of the Curmudgeon’s Corner:
Planet of the Apes– Time flew by like I was hitting my big toe with a hammer. New Kids on the Block still suck.
Tomb Raider– Less pleasant than showering in prison. Wished I had spent the time necking with my brother.
The Mummy Returns– Made me want to take a coat hanger to someone.
Someone Like You– Chick Flick. Drink heavily before your girlfriend gets there.