It’s probably a good thing that dogs don’t write their own blogs. This was told to me as a Choctaw legend, which it almost certainly isn’t…
“Back in the Past Days, when people and animals talked to each other, all the dogs got together and decided they should elect a king. The only problem was — nobody could agree as to how that king should be chosen. The greyhounds said it should be the fastest dog, the mastiffs said it should be the biggest dog, the border collies said it should be the smartest dog, and the poodles said it should be the cutest dog. Every dog had an opinion, and every opinion was being expressed, all at once, at the maximum possible volume.
Then a scruffy little dog who’d been sitting in the corner spoke up. He knew he wasn’t going to be anybody’s choice for king — he was old and ugly and dirty and had a bad attitude. “The one we should pick for our king,” he said, “should be the dog who smells good under his tail.”
Dogs being dogs, this struck them all as a brilliant solution. Yes! They just needed to find the dog whose butt smelt sweetest! Every dog in the pack started sniffing each other’s backsides! And yet, tragically, not even one dog with a pleasant-smelling butt could be found…
That was many, many years ago. The dogs still have no king. But whenever two dogs meet, they’re very eager to check out each other’s tail ends to see if they’ve found their king at last! (And sometimes arguments break out when overly personal remarks are passed about the other guy’s fitness for the throne.)”
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