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Dry Feet Are Happy Feet

by Tim F|  February 8, 20109:29 pm| 26 Comments

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Admittedly this advice might come a little late for those of you stuck in the path of SNOWPOCALYPSE and SNOWPOCALYPSE II: The Quickening. Nonetheless, if you can get to a outdoor supply store I strongly recommend that you seek out a pair of gaiters to keep snow off your feet. Mine look like the pair below, but you can choose any kind as long as you don’t get cheap skier models with no heel strap.

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My Honda Fit is comfortably burrowed in an alley that might get plowed in March, so I’m walking around a lot. Thanks to gaiters in the last few days Dr. Mrs. Dr. F and I have waded through waist-deep snow for hours with warm, happy toes. Boots are nice but not critical; today I wore gaiters over leather dress-y shoes on the way to work.

Tip #2: Car floor mats do more than protect the factory carpet. If you get stuck spinning your wheels, kick or dig out the small hill of snow that has built up in front of your drive tires. If that works, great! If not, take out your back floor mats and lay them under your primary drive wheels in the direction that you want to go. The traction boost gained by this little trick will amaze you. I rescued four cars with the floor mat trick just walking around this weekend.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 8, 20107:35 pm| 99 Comments

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Here’s a thread for you- had rehab today and I am actually in a helluva lot of pain- as bad as early last week. I just don’t see much blogging for me happening tonight.

Also, Chuck.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 8, 20101:34 pm| 100 Comments

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For good clean fun, sit down, put your right hand behind your back, and then try to cut the toenails on your left foot using only your left hand. Good times.

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Looking at the Budget and GOP ideas in HCR

by Dennis G.|  February 8, 201012:15 pm| 133 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Looking through the internets this morning two items caught my eye.

First, the NYT has a nice interactive look at the proposed 2011 Federal Budget. It is a good tool to get an idea of where and how the Federal Government spends money–and how the Obama Administration sets its priorities for that spending. Clicking the “Hide Mandatory Spending” button gives you a good idea of how little discretionary spending there is to work with.

The other was a great post from Ezra Klein about the Republican Ideas that are already in the HCR Legislation. Ezra looked at the Republican ideas for Health Care Reform offered in the GOP’s “Solutions for America” homepage, and found that ALL OF THEIR IDEAS are already included in the legislation that passed the House and the Senate. This exposes the hypocrisy of their opposition to getting a HCR Bill enacted into law. Their only goal is to say NO, regardless of the cost. The meeting that President Obama will have on February 25 to go over these HCR Bills with Democrats and Republicans should be interesting television.

Have you called your House Member and Senators today to remind them to PTDB? This would be a good week to do so.

Cheers

dengre

and yes, this can be used as a lunchtime open thread…

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It’s kinda cringe worthy

by Dennis G.|  February 7, 20108:14 pm| 100 Comments

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I’m sitting here watching half of the The Who play the Half-time show. Somewhere, Keith Moon is spinning in his grave. I find this to be one of the saddest things I’ve seen in a long time, but I guess they needed the money. Teenage wasteland indeed.

Anyway, I’m glad they talked Nigel Tufnel into playing drums. That was a nice touch.

Think of this as a Half-time Open Thread.

Cheers

Oh, and by the way: Go Saints!

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Early Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  February 7, 20102:57 am| 87 Comments

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From Jaron Lanier, The Serfdom of Crowds, in the Jan/Feb issue of Harper’s Magazine:

The wave of financial calamities that took place in 2008 was cloud-based. No one in the pre–digital-cloud era had the mental capacity to lie to himself in the way we routinely are able to now. The limitations of organic human memory and calculation put a cap on the intricacies of self-delusion. In finance, the rise of computer-assisted hedge funds and similar operations has turned capitalism into a search engine. You tend the engine in the computing cloud, and it searches for money. In the past, an investor had to be able to understand at least something about what an investment would actually accomplish. No longer. There are now so many layers of abstraction between the elite investor and actual events that he no longer has any concept of what is actually being done as a result of his investments…
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The Facebook Kid and the Cloud Lord are serf and king of the new order. In each case, human creativity and understanding, especially one’s own creativity and understanding, are treated as worthless. Instead, one trusts in the crowd, in the algorithms that remove the risks of creativity in ways too sophisticated for any mere person to understand. A hedge-fund manager might make money by using the computational power of the cloud to create fantastical financial instruments that make bets on derivatives in such a way as to invent the phony virtual collateral for stupendous risks. This is a subtle form of counterfeiting, and it is precisely the same maneuver a socially competitive teenager makes in accumulating fantastical numbers of “friends” through a service like Facebook. But let’s suppose you disagree that the idea of friendship is being reduced. Even then one must remember that the customers of social networks are not the members of those networks. The real customer is the advertiser of the future, but this creature has yet to appear in any significant way. The whole artifice, the whole idea of fake friendship, is just bait laid by the cloud lords to lure hypothetical advertisers—we might call them messianic advertisers—who could someday show up.

Reading Scott Horton’s piece The Guantánamo “Suicides” finally prodded me into paying for a two-year subscription to Harper’s. I’ve been trying to cut back on the amount of paper that comes into the house, but I realized that I’ve bought at least eight of the last 12 issues over the counter. This may be a feckless leap of faith, since Harper’s has had the same troubles as all the other dead-tree media recently, but too often I just don’t “get around” to reading long, thoughtful reports online. Horton‘s No Comment blog is on my short list of favorites, and he uses all the added-value online features (pics, video, links) cleverly and unobtrusively. It’s one of the blogs I would miss greatly, even if I don’t remember to click on it every day.

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 6, 20106:31 pm| 69 Comments

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Blazing Saddles is on AMC.

BTW- Dog Show on Animal Planet at 8.

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