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Early Morning Open Thread: Don’t Fear the Reaper Undie-Bomber

by Anne Laurie|  December 28, 20094:42 am| 64 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Security Theatre

Nate Silver puts the numbers in perspective for the Pantswetting Brigades:

Over the past decade, there have been, by my count, six attempted terrorist incidents on board a commercial airliner than landed in or departed from the United States: the four planes that were hijacked on 9/11, the shoe bomber incident in December 2001, and the NWA flight 253 incident on Christmas…

Over the past decade, according to BTS [the Bureau of Transportation Statistics], there have been 99,320,309 commercial airline departures that either originated or landed within the United States. Dividing by six, we get one terrorist incident per 16,553,385 departures.

These departures flew a collective 69,415,786,000 miles. That means there has been one terrorist incident per 11,569,297,667 mles flown. This distance is equivalent to 1,459,664 trips around the diameter of the Earth, 24,218 round trips to the Moon, or two round trips to Neptune…

There were a total of 674 passengers, not counting crew or the terrorists themselves, on the flights on which these incidents occurred. By contrast, there have been 7,015,630,000 passenger enplanements over the past decade. Therefore, the odds of being on given departure which is the subject of a terrorist incident have been 1 in 10,408,947 over the past decade. By contrast, the odds of being struck by lightning in a given year are about 1 in 500,000. This means that you could board 20 flights per year and still be less likely to be the subject of an attempted terrorist attack than to be struck by lightning.

(h/t Balloon Juice commentor BR)

When will Bill Kristol and/or Jonah Goldberg demand that President Obama declare a War on Weather?

Early Morning Open Thread: Don’t Fear the <del>Reaper</del> Undie-BomberPost + Comments (64)

CBS Sunday Morning

by John Cole|  December 27, 20098:42 am| 61 Comments

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Have at it.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  December 26, 20098:21 am| 62 Comments

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Good morning, fellow O-bots. I hope you all have your decoder rings ready, as the message from Obama central should be getting here soon.

Also, Happy Boxing Day.

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It’s the Thought That Counts

by John Cole|  December 25, 20097:13 pm| 27 Comments

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Here is my favorite picture from the Cole family Christmas. Here is my younger sister who is sort of the family diva, and who, much like her older brother and your bloghost, does not have much of an internal monologue or poker face. I believer her fiancee once referred to her as “un-filtered.” At any rate, here is Anne’s reaction to receiving this gag gift from my other sister:

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My other sister Devon had worn that to an “Ugly Christmas Sweater” party and decided to give it to Anne as a joke. You can see her to the right of the picture laughing.

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Open Thread: Seasonal Music

by Anne Laurie|  December 25, 20096:50 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

Thank you AsianGrrrl for a new and glorious companionable version of my favorite carol:

When advances in teleportation-booth technology permit the Balloon Juice community to get together for the holidays, we can pretend we’ll sound like this. (Hey, I have a very nice singing voice, just no ear for the right pitch.)

We may go out for Chinese food, because the Spousal Unit is lollygagging about taking off for his familial obligations in upper lower Michigan. Please be nice — meaning: no “Little Drummer Boy”.

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Merry Chistmas!

by John Cole|  December 25, 20097:15 am| 272 Comments

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I hope you all have a good one!

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At Home

by John Cole|  December 24, 20095:50 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!

Made it home in one piece, and am now watching a couple of Jack Russell Terriers run around with a Bull Mastiff while Lily sits on various laps observing.

Was just wondering how the Progressive jihad was going- have we advanced to suicide bombings and delinking yet? Is Bernie Sanders still a corporate whore? Have No Quarter and Hillary is 44 weighed in yet? Any more push polling and fund-raising?

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