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A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

In my day, never was longer.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

Republicans in disarray!

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Museums are not America’s attic for its racist shit.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

When you’re a Republican, they let you do it.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

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If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

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Things I Am Not a Fan Of

by Michael D.|  June 27, 20084:28 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Cher
Dance music (although I do like some)
Rainbow flags
Drag Shows
Decorating
Madonna
Abercrombie & Fitch
The Wizard of Oz
Queer as Folk
Janet Jackson
Wine Coolers
South Beach
Morrissey
The Human Rights Campaign
“Manscaping”
Rainbow stickers on my car
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (*cringe*)
and countless other things…

That being said, I do love me some West Hollywood, but not because it’s gay. It’s just a nice place to visit. I’ll just take this opportunity to wish anyone who cares a Happy Pride Month. I’ll be volunteering with the Atlanta Humane Society at their booth next weekend at the Atlanta Civic Center. I’ll probably also be walking a dog in the parade.

Stop by and say “Hey gurl” and watch me look at you like you’re an idiot.

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BTW

by Tim F|  June 26, 20084:10 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Democratic Stupidity

Speaking of Greenwald, I strongly recommend throwing a couple of bucks to his fund to take on the worst FISA offenders in ads and in primaries. They already raised over $300,000 freaking dollars.

We obviously can’t count on party leaders to do the right thing. If there is any hope at all it’s that we might make party leaders fear us constituents more than they fear David Broder.

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Tunch Toy

by John Cole|  June 26, 20081:53 pm| 56 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I have bought Tunch a number of toys, but none of them have made him happier than this baby:

Well, maybe not happy. But occupied. Which makes me happy. As I write this, he is batting the balls around the circle, and there is a little pad at the base where you can throw some catnip and get your cat stoned.

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Exxon/Opponents of Death Penalty Win

by Michael D.|  June 25, 20089:11 am| 133 Comments

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Bad – The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Exxon and has thrown out $2.5 billion dollars in damages.

Good – They’ve rejected the death penalty for raping children. I am surprise the court was so divided on this.

Don’t have a link for the second one yet. There’s also a gun decision to come.

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When the Levee Breaks

by John Cole|  June 24, 20089:36 am| 16 Comments

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I have seen several reports that FEMA has done a much better job with the midwest flooding:

When floodwaters knocked out the water treatment plant in Mason City, Iowa, FEMA rolled into town and promptly set up an account with a Pepsi bottler to supply bottled water. Then the agency moved into a vacant store and began handing it out.

“We saw different FEMA people in and out,” City Administrator Brent Trout said. “We really started seeing FEMA people showing up to see what was going on in town and putting out the word on flood assistance.”

Nearly three years after Hurricane Katrina turned the Federal Emergency Management Agency into a punchline, many homeowners, politicians and community leaders in the flood-stricken Midwest say that so far, the agency is doing a heckuva job — and they mean it.

Up and down the Mississippi River, FEMA is being commended for responding quickly and surely.

“The lessons we learned from Katrina we’ve taken very seriously,” said Glenn Cannon, FEMA’s assistant administrator for disaster operations. “We’ve changed the way we do business. We don’t wait to react.”

I think the nature of the flooding makes this easier- this was slow, easier to anticipate, easier to access the afflicted areas (the devastation of the gulf coast was unimaginable in Katrina), etc., but it is nice to know that they are doing a better job than several years ago.

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The Hard Left New Republic Syndrome

by John Cole|  June 23, 200812:30 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Excellent Links

Dredging up what is now ancient history, I think one of the funniest aspects of the Beauchamp spectacle from last year was the way the New Republic became branded as a hard left, America-hating magazine for the dirty fucking hippy set, when in reality it is a center left magazine (and many times marginally that) that was pro-war and has featured as editor such left-wing luminaries as Andrew Sullivan and Michael Kelly. The whole thing was absurd.

The reason I mention this is because today, by way of discussing the Democratic cave-in on FISA, Glenn Greenwald talks about the TNR’s past pro-war support and names a new disease:

More importantly, it’s a perfect museum exhibit to illustrate how the Democratic Party failed completely to provide any meaningful opposition to the extremism, excesses and abuses of the Bush years, instead enabling and endorsing those abuses when they weren’t standing by meekly and quietly allowing it all to take root. Throughout the Bush era, the Democratic Party has been dominated by The New Republic Syndrome — Democrats who are either petrified of meaningfully opposing the right-wing agenda that has dominated our country or who support virtually all of it, while eagerly volunteering to serve as the most vocal demonizers of those who want our country to have a real opposition party.

Despite those forced mea culpas and reversals, TNR never actually learns. Today — in a post bearing the very sensible and Serious title: “Keeping FISA in Perspective” — TNR is here, via Josh Patashnik, to tell you that there’s nothing truly disturbing about the FISA bill that is about to pass…

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The reason these posts are worth noting is because they so perfectly capture the mindset that needs to be undermined more than any other. It’s this mentality that has destroyed the concept of checks and limits in our political system; it’s why we have no real opposition party; and it’s why the history of the Democrats over the last seven years has been to ignore and then endorse one extremist Bush policy after the next. It’s because even as The New Republic Syndrome has been proven to be false and destructive over and over — even its practitioners have been forced to recognize that — it continues to be the guiding operating principle of the party’s leadership.

The defining beliefs of this Syndrome are depressingly familiar, and incomparably destructive: Anything other than tiny, marginal opposition to the Right’s agenda is un-Serious and radical. Objections to the demolition of core constitutional protections is shrill and hysterical. Protests against lawbreaking by our high government officials and corporations are disrespectful and disruptive. Challenging the Right’s national security premises is too scary and politically costly. Those campaigning against Democratic politicians who endorse and enable the worst aspects of Bush extremism are “nuts,” “need to have their heads examined,” and are “exactly the sorts of fanatics who tore the party apart in the late 1960s and early 1970s.” Those who oppose totally unprovoked and illegal wars are guilty of “abject pacifism.”

It’s exactly that mentality that has brought us to where we are as a country and a political system today.

In that light, it is easier for me to understand why many think Obama has cut and run on FISA, despite maintaining he will work to remove immunity. From my perspective, I don’t see much of a capitulation, but more of a recognition of the realities, but if you look at what Glenn and I are both arguing (and neither one of us supports the FISA bill), it seems like the difference between the two of us is really in what we think of as the long-term strategy. For me, the long-term is in the context of the election, and November is the end-game. With my mindset, you look at the political realities, realize you are right on the issue but the politics are against you, cut your losses and keep working towards changing the game in November. I just don’t see anything in the works that will be game-changing regarding this piece of legislation- it is going to pass, no matter what Obama does.

For Glenn, the long-term means the fight must start now, and if you fight now, the election will turn your way, as it will be a reflection of the public’s embrace of your willingness to fight. Any of the short-term political concerns that I noted here are of little relevance, and your larger message will carry the day. In essence, Glenn is arguing that the reason Democrats keep losing is because they refuse to fight, and I have to admit, there is a helluva lot of truth to that. With that in mind, I can fully understand why many feel let-down by Obama’s “capitulation.” Again, I do not see it as a capitulation, but a recognition that the fight is lost and there is no point wasting political capital on the issue, but if you work from Glenn’s frame, anything other than a barn-burning rebuke of the FISA garbage that just passed the house is capitulation.

In short, in my way of looking at things, nothing changes if we lose in November. Glenn believes nothing changes unless we change the way we fight, and it will be interesting to see how this plays out over the next week with FISA being presented in the Senate. The bill is going to pass, but how Obama fights the immunity provision will go a long way to demonstrating what he thinks the best general election strategy will be for his team. Personally, I think Obama has already shown a willingness to fight and to engage, and that he realizes this issue is lost, but it remains to be seen if that will satisfy those who want a bolder strategy.

This post got a lot longer and much more rambling than I had intended…

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Friday Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 20, 200811:18 am| 26 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Open Threads

I got your public financing right here, punks:

Goal Thermometer

Make my day.

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