OK- I will play:
It seems that the top-ranked site on Google if you search for
Which NY Times Columnist Are You?
You are William Safire! You’re ruthless and
cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used
to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write
another column on the English language which
has made you the world’s most popular
etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but
love the Bush administration. If only you
weren’t such a brilliant writer. You bastard.
Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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Clearly, the quiz graders have not seen my daily assault on the English language.
(via TalkLeft)
More Shameless Self Promotion
The
CHRIS MUIR’S Day By Day really deserves to be syndicated.
I could not agree more, and if you click here, you will be taken to a
How, you might ask, is this shameless self-promotion? Because I believe that if I was not the first, I was pretty damn close to the first blog in the blogosphere to promote Day By Day. He emailed me, I immediately recognized his genius, and it has been a daily read ever since.
While I am promoting things, let me remind everyonethat the best blog in the world is now back after a lengthy hiatus. If you have not been there before, go read Protein Wisdom. If you really want a belly laugh, click here to read the greatest fisking ever done– and I think it was done before ‘fisking’ was even a term. To this day, I still think “Let’s Rall!” is the greatest post ever written in the blogosphere, and when Protein Wisdom disappeared, I was so upset that one night, after a few cocktails and 3-4 months without Jeff and company, I actually used Yahoo’s people search and called every Jeff Goldstein in Colorado. I never found, the right one, btw..
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Laptop/Keyboard Drive
Feel free to donate to the Balloon Juice keyboard/laptop fun. If you have noticed- my typing sucks lately (worse than usual). Thank the cats, who dumped a mystery drink into the keyboard. When I tried the laptopfundraiser in the fall, I raised 100 bucks, which was not near enough for a laptop (not even a 486), so I pissed it away on booze andcheap women.
Actually, I just used it tosend money toeveryone else in the blogosphere who may have been down on their luck- so your old tips when to other needy bloggers.
At any rate, click here to donate cash to buy me a new keyboard/laptop:
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Thanks inadvance.
For Those Who Disagree
For those who may disagree with what I havestated below regarding the Kerry campaign’s relationship with thepress, you need look no farther than this statement from the horse’s ass:
And, in a remark that drew a rebuke from the Republican National Committee, Kerry told the donors that the world awaits his ascent.
”I’ve met foreign leaders who can’t go out and say this publicly, but, boy, they look at you and say, you gotta win this, you gotta beat this guy, we need a new policy,” said Kerry, who has talked about taking a trip overseas as part of his campaign.
This is the sort of shamless self promotion that got Al Gore in deep trouble. Not only can the press not verify the remark, thus fueling their suspicion about the honesty of the statement, but they find it, like most Americans, to be a little bit bizarre that someone might be endangering foreign policy objectives of the current administration.
This statement is not much different from “I took the lead in creating the internet,” and we all know how that turned out for Al. And, btw- in amost unfortunate turn of events for John Kerry, it doesappear that some foreign leaders are indeed rooting for a Kerry win:
“In the past few weeks, speeches by the Massachusetts senator have been broadcast on Radio Pyongyang and reported in glowing terms by the Korea Central News Agency, the official mouthpiece of [Kim Jong-il’s] communist regime,” the Financial Times newspaper of London said last week.
At the same time, the Pyongyang government, which Mr. Bush has labeled part of an “axis of evil,” has continued to hammer at Mr. Bush in unusually personal terms. A Dutch TV crew touring the country found schools were using the “Diary of Anne Frank” to teach students that the United States is a Nazi dictatorship with Mr. Bush its contemporary Adolf Hitler.
That should make for an amusing SNL skit.
Martha Stewart
Lemme get this right:
The government had no case that Martha Stewart did what they actually accused her of, but was convicted of trying to keep the government from proving that she did nothing wrong, and for that she could spend the rest of her life in jail.
Gimme abreak. I am all for convicting finanacial criminals- but Stewart is getting screwed.