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Speaking of Mike Moynihan and

by John Cole|  August 19, 20027:46 pm| Leave a Comment

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Speaking of Mike Moynihan and the Politburo:

He has also had an encouner with the north end of a south bound cow named Professor John Farley. Farley is the loony green candidate that Lawrence Haws at Hawspipe wrote about several months ago.

Go read the Hawspipe report, then check up on the Moynihan story. Al Gore was right- A leopard can’t change its stripes.

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The other day I compared

by John Cole|  August 19, 20027:38 pm| Leave a Comment

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The other day I compared Farrakhan with Mugabe. Maybe I was not that far off. Look at this quote from Farrakhan from the Reparations Rally this past weekend:

The rally got its most energetic jolt just before 2 p.m. when Minister Louis Farrakhan, head of the Nation of Islam, gave a short speech on the need to use the money responsibly, if reparations are ever approved.

“We cannot settle for some little jive token,” he told the crowd. “We need millions of acres of land that black people can build.”

Louis Farrakhan. America’s Mugabe.

For more on the reparation nonsense, go check out the Politburo’s outstanding coverage and sound bites.

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This Is How A First

by John Cole|  August 19, 20022:08 pm| Leave a Comment

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This Is How A First Blog Entry Should Read:

From Norah Vincent’s brand-spanking new blog:

Yes, it

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This is what is passing

by John Cole|  August 17, 20023:27 pm| Leave a Comment

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This is what is passing as the ‘intelligent’ left. Snicker. And Republicans are stupid?

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Ever Wonder What It Would

by John Cole|  August 12, 200210:42 am| Leave a Comment

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Ever Wonder What It Would Be Like

if Louis Farrakhan was President of his own country? Read this.

HARARE (Reuters) – Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe on Monday told white farmers, defying orders to hand over their land, that he stands by an August deadline for them to clear out and pave the way for his black resettlement land reforms.

“We set ourselves an August deadline for the redistribution of land and that deadline stands,” Mugabe said in a televised address during a funeral for a former finance minister.

Mugabe’s government had ordered 2,900 of the remaining 4,500 white commercial farmers to surrender their lands without compensation to black settlers by midnight last Thursday, August 8.

“We, the principled people of Zimbabwe, we, the true owners of this land, shall not budge. We shall not be deterred on this one vital issue, the land. The land is ours,” Mugabe told more than 15,000 supporters.

Read the whole thing.

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DARE to Face the TRUTH

by John Cole|  August 9, 20024:44 pm| Leave a Comment

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DARE to Face the TRUTH

DARE is a failure, and the link above goes into painful detail.

I have known for years that DARE was a complete failure, and it is my opinion that they may actually do more harm than good. When I was a kid, receiving my DARE indoctrination, the shameless authorities had the nerve to equate smoking a joint with the cocaine overdose of the star Maryland basketball player Len Bias. In short, they told us that all drugs were equally bad- that smoking a drug was just as bad as shooting up- cuz all drugs will kill you.

It takes exactly one high school student and one joint to competely destroy that myth and completely erase any authority the DARE officials might have had on drug usage and the dangers associated with it. I should know. I was the high school kid with the joint. I smoked one, didn’t jump off a building, murder my family, or drop dead. In fact, it felt good. I smoked on again and off again for about 3 years until I entered the military. Marijuana 1, Police Scare Tactics 0.

I am not the only person to have this experience. Millions of other children have smoked pot in their lives, not dropped dead, and tragically, because they now no longer believe a damned thing the police say, they may try harder drugs. And that is how DARE does more damage than good. Cut the funding now, and spend it on something more useful- like Mohair Subsidies.

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New York Times Financial Watch,

by John Cole|  August 9, 20024:12 pm| Leave a Comment

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New York Times Financial Watch, Day 4

After either ignoring the dramatic increases in the DOW the last three days (8%, roughly 800 points), or doing everything they could to portray the gains as negatively as possible, the NY Times has this headline on the front page:

Stocks Struggle After 3 Days of Strong Rallies

I am simply numb with disbelief. They downplay enormous gains for three days, and then, on a day when the DOW has either been only down 50 pts or up 50 pts (current status, up 33 pts), the NY Times labels run of the mill activity as STRUGGLING?

Let’s go through this again. When the market gains, say nothing or lie. When it stays close to the open or declines, have BIG, GLARING HEADLINES with the words ‘sharp,’ or ‘struggle,’ or ‘sell-off.’

The gray lady is a joke. These people are nothing more than partisan hacks.

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