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Republican Stupidity

And Then You Have This

by John Cole|  October 3, 200510:46 am| 48 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

John Fund sticks the knife in and twists:

With Rep. Tom DeLay’s forced departure as majority leader, Newt Gingrich says, the Republican Party stands at a crossroads as important as any it has faced since nominating Ronald Reagan for president in 1980. “It must decide if it is going to be a party that fundamentally reforms government or one that merely presides over existing institutions and spends more money,” he says. Which path the GOP now takes may determine not only how much damage it suffers in next year’s elections but also whether it can hold the White House in 2008…

The loudest warning was sounded in November, 2003. At the behest of the White House, Mr. Hastert and then-Majority Leader DeLay held a floor vote open for three hours early one morning while they browbeat GOP members to pass a prescription drug benefit that was the largest expansion of an entitlement program since LBJ’s Great Society. “It was a watershed event, the moment when Republicans who stood for limited government realized they were the enemy of their own leadership,” Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma told me.

Since then the GOP’s love affair with big government has intensified. This summer Congress passed a $286 billion highway bill stuffed with 6,373 pork-barrel projects inserted by individual members, many so marginal they have drawn national ridicule. All this was abetted or even led by a Bush White House that has yet to veto a single bill and whose officials have apparently adapted the old New Deal slogan “tax and tax, and spend and spend, and elect and elect” into merely “spend and spend.”

The truth hurts.

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Breaking The Law

by John Cole|  October 1, 200510:56 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

And the administration hit parade continues on:

Federal auditors said on Friday that the Bush administration violated the law by buying favorable news coverage of President Bush’s education policies, by making payments to the conservative commentator Armstrong Williams and by hiring a public relations company to analyze media perceptions of the Republican Party.

In a blistering report, the investigators, from the Government Accountability Office, said the administration had disseminated “covert propaganda” in the United States, in violation of a statutory ban.

The contract with Mr. Williams and the general contours of the public relations campaign had been known for months. The report Friday provided the first definitive ruling on the legality of the activities.

Lawyers from the accountability office, an independent nonpartisan arm of Congress, found that the administration systematically analyzed news articles to see if they carried the message, “The Bush administration/the G.O.P. is committed to education.”

The auditors declared: “We see no use for such information except for partisan political purposes. Engaging in a purely political activity such as this is not a proper use of appropriated funds.”

Again, my main reaction is I simply can;t believe they thought this was a good idea. I can’t believe Armstrong took the money, which is degrees less serious than offering it in the first place, but the whole thing just leaves me aghast. It was just stupid, illegal, and well, stupid.

Not to mention Armstrong Williams was already a supporter of vouchers and the Bush education policy. Why pay him at all?

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Another Fool

by John Cole|  September 30, 20052:16 pm| 23 Comments

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Now what this guy said is idiotic:

ERWIN: Well, I think, if you look at what‘s going on, this whole region has always known that, with the church, that New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are known for sin.

And if you go to a church and you read your Bible, you are always told avoid sin and that there‘s judgment for sin. And I just think that, in my analysis—and I can‘t speak for everybody, but I believe that, if you look at the factors, that you had a city that was known for sin—the signature of New Orleans is the French Quarter, Bourbon Street. It is known for sin. And you have a Bible that says God will judge sin, you can put two and two together and say, it may not be the judgment of God, but it sure looks like the footprint.

So, I just told my friends, in an opinion, I think it could be the judgment of God on the Gulf Coast and on New Orleans. And I would urge the good folks that are the innocent victims to rally and rebuild that city and get a new signature.

Ugh.

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Are They Insane

by John Cole|  September 29, 20058:46 am| 54 Comments

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Contained within a long WaPo piece on the process to choose DeLay’s successor (which, much to the chagrin of John Aravosis, had little to do with HAIRY MAN COCK and lots to do with the candidate’s conservative credentials) was this nugget that just left me aghast:

Some lawmakers, such as Zach Wamp (Tenn.) challenged Republican leaders to set a date for formal leadership elections instead of allowing party bosses to impose their choices. At the same time, conservatives such as Steve Buyer (Ind.) rose to say Republicans should have allowed DeLay to remain majority leader even with an indictment. Earlier this year, under pressure from Democrats and a few in his own party, Hastert reversed a rule designed expressly for DeLay that would have allowed indicted leaders to retain their positions.

Rep. Tom Feeney (Fla.) said afterward that the rules change “was like waving a red flag to Ronnie Earle,” the Texas prosecutor who pushed for DeLay’s indictment. Feeney said some conservatives may push for still another reversal, allowing DeLay to return even before his legal problems are resolved.

We are officially dealing with crazy people. I don’t care what you think about Ronnie Earle- I have my opinions. I don’t care what you think about the validity of the indictment. I don’t care if you think DeLay will be acquitted.

If you can not figure out why he should step aside from his leadership position, you are a crazy person.

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Bankruptcy Woes

by John Cole|  September 27, 200510:13 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Politics, Republican Stupidity

I guess this is what was meant by ‘compassionate conservatism’:

When Congress agreed this spring to tighten the bankruptcy laws and crack down on consumers who took on debt irresponsibly, no one had the victims of Hurricane Katrina in mind.

But four weeks after New Orleans flooded and tens of thousands of other residents of the Gulf Coast also lost their homes and livelihoods, a stricter new personal bankruptcy law scheduled to take effect on Oct. 17 is likely to deliver another blow to those dislocated by the storm.

The law was intended to keep individuals from taking on debts they had no intention of paying off. But many once-solvent Katrina victims are likely to be caught up in the net intended to catch deadbeats.

Right after Hurricane Katrina struck, several lawmakers – mostly Democrats but including some Senate Republicans – suggested that storm victims along the Gulf Coast should get relief from the new law’s stricter provisions, which are intended to screen filers by income and make those with higher incomes repay their debts over several years. Under the old law, which remains in effect until mid-October, many more filers can have their debts canceled quickly in federal bankruptcy courts.

But House Republicans, who fought off a proposed amendment that would have made bankruptcy filings easier for victims of natural disasters, said there was no reason to carve out a broad exemption just because of the storm.

Yeah. No reason at all. Other than the fact that their houses and places of employment are STILL underwater, they have no jobs, are living in shelters and friends and relatives houses, and probably running up credit card debt rather than paying it down.

Democrats are going to use every tragedy and every opportunity to advance their agenda, and the key to being a sane governing party is to oppose them when it makes no sense, or to agree with them when it does. In this case, it would seem to me (and you can use the comments to convince me otherwise), it does make sense to carve out an exemption for people who got hammered by a natural disaster. Means test it. Make them provide proof. But provide them an opportunity to remain protected.

And while we are at it, if you have not already done so, make sure you read Josh Trevino’s excellent piece from earlier this year on the Bankruptcy Bill called “Breach of Faith”:

The bankruptcy bill before the Congress is bad law, bad practice, and an example of bad faith with the common people whom elected officials presumably serve. When it passes — and it will — it will be thanks purely to the Republican Party…

The people affected by this bill are almost exclusively the desperate and the stupid. While we ought to have little problem allowing the latter their fate, having been amongst the former, I believe compassion demands something more for them than a simple tightening of the screws. But then, compassion appears to have no place amongst the Republicans pushing this wretched law:

Republicans also defeated an amendment that would have permitted seniors entering bankruptcy to protect $75,000 of the value of their homes, as well as one that would have exempted from the means test family members forced into bankruptcy by the need to care for a sick relative.

And the GOP rebuffed an effort by Sen. Daniel K. Akaka (D-Hawaii) to force credit card companies to disclose to their clients how long it would take to pay off their balances if they made only the minimum payments.

This is on us, folks. This is on the Republican Party. It’s going to hurt a lot of people; it is a pure giveaway to business sectors that need no state help; and it makes us look like the corporate toadies we apparently are. Shame.

Trevino nailed that one (less than six months from when he wrote it, some of his fears are realized), and he didn’t even need a crystal ball.

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Mad As Hell

by John Cole|  September 27, 20059:50 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity

If the GOP leadership were firemen, they would use kerosine instead of water to put fires out:

Squeezed between a conservative clamor for spending cuts and the rising cost of hurricane relief, Republican congressional leaders will respond this week with a public relations offensive to win over angry conservatives — but no substantive changes in budget policy.

Republican lawmakers and leadership aides conceded that the wholesale budget cuts envisioned by House conservatives are not being contemplated; the Senate is moving toward approving a temporary expansion of Medicaid for hurricane survivors, estimated to cost $9 billion. Nor are GOP leaders considering tax increases.

And Hurricane Rita’s blow to a politically sensitive region of Texas could add more pressure to spend.

“Many communities, faith-based entities and the state of Texas have drained assets to save lives and help with the enormous multi-state national emergency, and they will need reimbursement to avoid massive financial failures,” warned Rep. Louie Gohmert, a freshman Republican whose hard-hit East Texas district was drawn with the help of House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Tex.) to take it from Democratic control.

Since Hurricane Katrina struck Aug. 29, Congress has approved spending bills and tax cuts worth nearly $71 billion. An additional $5 billion in housing, education and small-business assistance cleared the Senate, even before the Medicaid bill was considered. A united Louisiana congressional delegation is seeking $250 billion more.

This is why I am not really that tickled with Porkbusters. A change in mindset is what is needed, not some quick-fix gimmick that applies a band-aid.

*** Update ***

Michelle Malkin posts a picture of a protest with Grover Norquist’s ‘drown government in a bathtub’ comment from years past when some of us were fooled into believing Republicans really believed in smaller government, and makes fun of all the shocked reactions from the left, noting, once again, they have it all ass-backwards:

This Working Assets-sponsored billboard truck, emblazoned with a quote attributed to GOP strategist Grover Norquist, was parked off of Constitution Ave. As raving moonbats passed by, they gasped and booed at the horrific budget-slashing sentiments of the anti-government “Field Marshal” of the “Bush Plan.”

You know what my reaction to the billboard was?

Snort. Snorty-snort-snort.

Can you believe how out of touch the Left is? While they tremble at Norquist’s empty rhetoric of yore, the GOP has become hog heaven for the likes of Alaska Republican Don Young and other leading pork defenders. Norquist’s own pals, government moochers Jack Abramoff and David Safavian, are embroiled in big-government corruption schemes. The party is in turmoil over President Bush’s Lyndon Johnson impersonations. And as Robert Novak reports, the fiscal conservative wing of the party (such as it is) is valiantly struggling with the Bush brigade to get its anti-pork Operation Offset off the ground.

Pretty much. The idea that Norquist’s ‘drown it in a bathtub’ beliefs permeate the current group of spenders in Washington is laughable.

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No Defense

by John Cole|  September 23, 200510:07 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Kos has this administration dead to rights in this post, and there simply is no defense or refutation possible. None.

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