If you doubted me when I wrote the other day that the left is going to implode on their own hyperbole if Rove is found to have not done anything wrong, I would direct you to this:
Shit! Shit! Shit! Lawrence O’Donnell poopyman!! Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you! Like glue! Hahahaha!!! I know you are but what am I?? Does your train of thought have a caboose?? Oh, that was a good one, Karl.
Damn! Damn! Think, Karl, think… You can get outta this.
Let’s see. I could bug someone’s office. No, they’d be expecting that. I could play the 9/11 card. Shit, no—I let George play it last week. Fuck! I know…I’ll leak a story to that homo in the press room…Guckert? Gannon?? Aw, crap on a Christmas tree, he’s gone. And Terry Moran’s grown a spine so I can’t use him. McClellan…Scottie old boy…he’ll be my missile defense shield. Spins shit out of thin air. Amazing talent. Good kid.
Calm…calm…calm. Inhale red, exhale blue..
Again, what made the pathological hatred of Clinton so much fiercer was that every time the right thought they had him nailed, he just got away with whatever the sin du jour was. The same here.
And I realize that this post has already set the necessary conditions for the “Aren’t you upset about Bush lying to start an illegal war” flame thread, so instead I would ask you to participate in the following unfinished flame war.