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Saturday Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  February 14, 20267:42 am| 207 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Cosplay Socialists

lol the state of the union is going to be a fucking tire fire this year

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) February 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM

To repeat myself: The Repubs don’t want a State of the Union speech this year, because a prime-time Airing of His Senile Majesty’s Many Grievances is liable to perturb even their beloved low-info voters. I personally suspect that some of the GOP defections on the shutdown vote were aimed at keeping Trump off the air on February 24th. Debate me!

The Cabinet this week
*RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat
*Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island
*Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims
*Noem blanket
*Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it
*Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”

— Steven T. Dennis (@steventdennis.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM

Thank Murphy the Trickster God for Democrats who know who the enemy is.

Republicans are about to shut down FEMA, the Coast Guard and TSA in a few hours.
Instead of getting ICE under control this guy is having another meltdown online.
We will never let you steal the midterm election.

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— Hakeem Jeffries (@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM

Kristi Noem must resign or be fired immediately.

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— Rep. Lauren Underwood (@underwood.house.gov) February 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM

The economy couldn’t be better for the wealthy & well-connected—and Epstein-class billionaire donors are making more than ever.
But most of us are struggling to pay for groceries, rent, and healthcare. Thanks to this rigged economy, we’re getting screwed.

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— Rep. Jim McGovern (@repmcgovern.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM

Your eyes don’t lie. We’ve all seen the horrific videos of ICE in Minnesota. No matter what Republican lawmakers try to tell us or who they try to blame, Americans know the truth about what’s happening here. And it can’t be allowed to happen here — or anywhere else — ever again.

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— Amy Klobuchar (@amyklobuchar.com) February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM

I think strategically there’s nothing Dems could do more powerful than banning masks. If ICE/CBP have to show their faces they will lose current agents & their recruitment will collapse.

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— Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Keep the Faith

by Anne Laurie|  September 20, 20255:49 am| 240 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Cosplay Socialists

nothing rich white guys like more than being schooled by a black man, it’s part of why we are here right now
this man of color deigned to be charming and thoughtful, no choice but to be a nazi. not my fault.

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— not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) September 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM

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Trump is not popular, and Trump’s agenda is less popular than Trump

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— Lawyers, Guns and Money (@lawgunsmoney.bsky.social) September 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM

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republicans mad that it didn’t become 2019 again

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) September 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM

nine months in, thirty-nine to go. half expect vaughn or vance or some other admin stooge to look straight into the camera and say “we didn’t tell you that you would enjoy it”

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— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) September 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM

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Late Night Open Thread: We Are What We Pretend to Be…

by Anne Laurie|  June 25, 202312:45 am| 74 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Cosplay Socialists, social media

… So we must be very careful what we pretend to be.”

Or at least (says someone who shares Vonnegut’s — and Abigal Adam’s, and Dostoyevsky’s — birthday) we should take a considered approach to how we choose to present ourselves. Between the Titan submersible and the Russian coup-or-whatever, I have done a certain amount of self-censorship this week, although perhaps not enough…

The thing about social media is that it has incomprehensibly quickly accelerated the number of social interactions people are having, and the speed with which these grooves get carved.

— The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs) June 21, 2023

And anyway this whole thing misses the point entirely. He casts it as “the fascists won’t listen to us if we’re mean” when it’s really “you won’t get a critical mass of people on your side if you’re a dick all the time to everybody.”

— The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs) June 21, 2023

insofar as “eat the rich” is an effective slogan for socialism it is because the emphasis is on “you get to eat!” rather than “we killed the rich!” https://t.co/RccPlOVWCo

— post malone ergo propter malone (@PropterMalone) June 21, 2023

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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Nowhere to Go But Down

by Anne Laurie|  March 29, 20221:59 am| 56 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Information Warfare, Open Threads, All Too Normal, Cosplay Socialists

Glem tries to frame it as, "Oh you call Tucker a Russian agent merely b/c he diverges from the consensus and questions war," which no….people call him a Russian tool because he instantly repeats whatever completely batshit conspiracy the Kremlin is pushing that day. https://t.co/c6L8RJbuNq

— Centrism Fan Acct ?? (@Wilson__Valdez) March 25, 2022

Mr. Trump Putin, who I do not support…

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MLK: from Dreaming to Reality

by MisterDancer|  January 17, 20222:00 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Black Lives Matter, Black Votes Matter, Open Threads, Racial Justice, Recommended Reading, Taking Action to Defend Democracy, This Week In Blackness, Your Place Is In The Resistance, Cosplay Socialists, Don't Know Much About History, It's Not Too Late, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person, There can be no unity without accountability.

Among the most painful bits of Dr. King’s legacy is how so much of it’s reduced to “I Have a Dream.” It’s true that it’s a landmark speech, powerful and moving…

…and always heard out of context of the other, more direct speeches that graced the March on Washington (a March organized by an openly Gay Man, no less – go look up the badass Bayard Rustin, please and thank you!). As if  the marchers just wanted to spend all day on their feet, listening to platitudes and winsome ideas!

I’m not going to dive into that context, I assume your Google button ain’t broke. :) What I will do, is talk about a couple of other works by Dr. King, works that ground him in the realities he fought to overcome, and that echo into these times.

The text for the afternoon will be taken from two works from near Dr. King’s passing:

  • “The Drum Major Instinct,” (hereafter DRUM), which you can listen to here, and read here, and
  • “A New Sense of Direction,” (hereafter SENSE), which you can read here.

I post all this to encourage you to read/listen to the above in full. To underline that Dr. King was far richer a thinker and even rabble-rouser than gets noticed — that the Hoover FBI feared him for damned good reasons. If you chose to read the above docs, and skip the rest of this? HELL YA!

But for those who want more? Follow…

See, Dr. King did not buy into a color-blind society. That wasn’t the context he gave his “Dream” speech under. The context, the fuller context of his work and life’s mission, is made plain by this remarkable passage in DRUM:

 

[…]when those brothers told me what they were earning, I said, “Now, you know what? You ought to be marching with us. [laughter] You’re just as poor as Negroes.”

And I said, “You are put in the position of supporting your oppressor, because through prejudice and blindness, you fail to see that the same forces that oppress Negroes in American society oppress poor white people. (Yes) And all you are living on is the satisfaction of your skin being white, and the drum major instinct of thinking that you are somebody big because you are white.

And you’re so poor you can’t send your children to school. You ought to be out here marching with every one of us every time we have a march.”

Now that’s a fact. That the poor white has been put into this position, where through blindness and prejudice, (Make it plain) he is forced to support his oppressors. And the only thing he has going for him is the false feeling that he’s superior because his skin is white—and can’t hardly eat and make his ends meet week in and week out.

And there’s so much more.

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Our Failed Punditry Open Thread: White Supremacy, But From the ‘Left’!

by Anne Laurie|  December 7, 202110:41 am| 128 Comments

This post is in: Information Warfare, Open Threads, Cosplay Socialists, Our Failed Media Experiment

what were obama’s character flaws, too decent and boring a father and husband? being an aloof dork? acting as if the GOP base was less revoltingly racist towards him than it really was? https://t.co/jFbHoI0fcx

— kilgore trout, tucker carlson’s mailman (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 6, 2021

If you normie Dems are gonna insist on electing n… EGROS, it’s no wonder we True Leftists are driven to vote for GOP racists!

the implication is that if americans had elected republicans for president in every election between 1992 and 2016, the republican party would have not become what it has become, and if you want to make this argument, you should make it clearly instead of tap dancing around it. https://t.co/qk99hliGK7

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) December 6, 2021

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Late Night Open Thread: QAnon & the White Man’s Burden

by Anne Laurie|  May 2, 202112:59 am| 73 Comments

This post is in: Information As Power, Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Cosplay Socialists

Whatever he thinks, that’s what he’s going to think, now & in perpetuity, because he’s incapable &/or unwilling to learn that anything he’s believed never was or at least no longer is correct. https://t.co/mSECPR0oix

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) April 30, 2021

I call bullsh*t. People juggling utility cut-off dates while trying to feed their kids don’t have the time or the energy to get into fanfic about JFK Jr wearing a Trump skin-suit. But the whole QAnon fantasy canon is catnip for middle-class white people who are certain that somehow they’ve been cheated, or else they too would have high-dollar jobs lecturing the public… which is very much in Senator Sanders’ wheelhouse. Can’t argue his personal success with this strategy, after all. And if it worked for him, why not for everyone?

Must be a conspiracy by Dark Forces!

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