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Foreign Office Briefing: Green Shoots in Manchester

by Rose Judson|  February 28, 20267:32 am| 71 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, UK NOT OK

On the off-chance that anyone wants to talk about anything else this morning, here’s a post.

Let us look away from our newest criminal war for a moment to examine a good thing that just happened in Britain. On Thursday, voters in the Greater Manchester constituency of Gorton and Denton cast ballots in a parliamentary by-election. The seat had been held by former Labour MP Andrew Gwynne, who was made to resign after some offensive messages he wrote in WhatsApp leaked and caused a (justifiable) scandal. (Gwynne had won re-election to his seat with 50.8% of the vote in the 2024 general election.)

Hannah Spencer, MP for Gorton and Denton (Green Party), walking her four rescue greyhounds in a park on a sunny day.
The new MP for Gorton and Denton and her advisory council.

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Foreign Office Briefing: Accountability Is Possible

by Rose Judson|  February 19, 20265:46 am| 78 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, The Horrors, UK NOT OK

In the midst of the American crisis of impunity, it can be difficult to see how any of the obvious bad actors among us will ever see any consequences for the way they’ve trashed society. However, two news stories that broke overnight/first thing this morning (US time) offer some rays of light.

First, a very unhappy birthday to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (b. 19 February 1960), who apparently was just arrested by the Thames Valley Police. He is charged with suspicion of misconduct in public office. This is based on information in the latest Epstein files release which suggests that he was passing confidential government information to his buddy Jeff while serving as trade envoy.

The theatre around arrests of high-profile figures in the UK is always amusing. From that BBC link:

“As part of the investigation, we have today (19/2) arrested a man in his sixties from Norfolk on suspicion of misconduct in public office and are carrying out searches at addresses in Berkshire and Norfolk.

“The man remains in police custody at this time.

“We will not be naming the arrested man, as per national guidance. Please also remember that this case is now active so care should be taken with any publication to avoid being in contempt of court.”

Assistant Chief Constable Oliver Wright said: “Following a thorough assessment, we have now opened an investigation into this allegation of misconduct in public office.

The “man in his sixties from Norfolk” is the probably the first member of a reigning British royal family to be arrested since Charles I in the 1640s. Fun!

'Being detained at your brother's pleasure' will never not be funny

— Tom Jamieson (@tomjam.bsky.social) 2026-02-19T10:28:41.662Z

But this won’t be our only callback to Charles I today. Next, Korea.

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The Meeping Lion

by Rose Judson|  January 18, 20264:55 pm| 85 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, UK NOT OK

I went to a friend’s birthday drinks for a few hours yesterday, and when I came home the Western Alliance had apparently shattered. In other words: just another day in 2026.

The right-wing UK press, if you were wondering, is not just okay with Trump’s insane plot to annex Greenland, but actually taking it further:

The Lion That Meeped

“Lie back and think of America,” in other words. Of course, a swivel-eyed insane take like that is in keeping with the grand British press tradition when it comes to fascism. I remind you of this banger from the Daily Mail in the 30s:

The Lion That Meeped 1

How’s the head of the UK government coping with this situation, you ask?

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Donald Trump Boosts Higher Ed Enrollments

by Rose Judson|  July 17, 20254:59 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Education, Foreign Affairs, The Horrors, UK NOT OK

… in Britain, that is. Per the Financial Times, there’s been a double-digit jump in American undergrads applying to UK universities: (Archive.is link to avoid paywall here.)

Data published by the UK’s university admissions service on Thursday showed 7,930 US students applied for undergraduate courses starting this autumn, an annual rise of 13.9 per cent and the highest number since records began in 2006.  Student recruiters said the data reflected the Trump administration’s assault on the higher education sector, with elite institutions including Harvard and Columbia at the centre of a battle over federal funding and academic freedom.

Mark Bennett, vice-president of research and insight at Keystone Education Group, an international student recruitment company, said Americans had been deterred from domestic study by Trump’s threats to cut funding and revoke student visas.

From slashing financial aid to meddling in enrollment standards to trying to break institutional accreditation, you don’t need me to remind you that Trump is befuckifying one of America’s crown jewels. Trouble is, will UK universities be able to handle the influx? The higher ed sector over here is in pretty deep shit, too, with a financial polycrisis threatening a shocking number of institutions. Here’s an excerpt from a June explainer by The Week:

In the last academic year, a third of the UK‘s 150 or so higher education institutions had only enough funds to last for 100 days, with an increasing number facing “a material risk of closure” unless they dramatically cut costs or merge over the next few years….

University leaders from the Russell Group warned that these proposals could make the UK “less competitive internationally”, further hitting their finances. The latest annual health check of the sector by the Office for Students (OfS) found that 43% of universities are facing budget deficits.

So roughly 50 of the UK’s universities are essentially living paycheck to paycheck. I can only imagine that they’ll welcome American undergrads with open arms, given that international students have to pay a premium on tuition.

Do note, however, that even with the mark-up, a three-year bachelor’s degree at a UK university could come out costing American students less than earning a degree from a selective private college at home, especially if they apply to schools where the cost of living is a little less painful — e.g., outside of London, Oxford, or Cambridge. I fully expect to hear more American accents in my runs along the canal near my grad school alma mater this autumn.

And who knows? Perhaps they’ll be all moved in and orientated in time for the big man’s visit. Not that it’s going to be quite so flashy an affair this time: the King has scheduled Donald for the royal equivalent of a loose hang, rather than an out-and-out celebration of the “Special Relationship”.

He’ll be here from September 17–19, which is when the House of Commons will be in recess. That means he won’t address them (though it’s possible he could address the Lords). He’ll also be staying at not at Buckingham Palace, but at Windsor Castle — an impressive place, no doubt, but it’s well out of central London. There’ll be a banquet attended by all the senior members of the royal family, well out of public view.

Perhaps he and Charles can compare their swollen hands and ankles. Or perhaps he and Andrew can reminisce about their late mutual pal, Jeffrey.

Time will tell. Meanwhile, some Londoners are already decorating in advance of the president’s arrival:

London is getting ready for Trump’s visit

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— WuTangIsForTheChildren (@wutangforchildren.bsky.social) July 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM

You could say that’s not nice to do to a guest, but, you know: honi soit qui mal y pense. Open thread.

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Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Nine Years of Sunlit Uplands

by Rose Judson|  June 24, 20255:04 pm| 113 Comments

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Around 4:30 a.m. on 24 June 2016, the news organisations called the Brexit vote in favour of the Leave campaign. Joy was unconfined:

Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Nine Years of Sunlit Uplands 1

The eventual count would be 52–48% in favour, with leave voters overwhelmingly concentrated in just two of the UK’s nations: England and Wales. I remember encountering dazed Remain voters in the days after the vote (as a non-citizen, I wasn’t able to participate). One told me that it was like waking up and realising half the people around you are zombies. (I remember commiserating with them—having lived through G.W. Bush’s re-election, I thought I understood what that felt like, but whooaaaaaaaa Nelly, I really understand it now.)

Leavers were triumphant. Daniel Hannan, a eurosceptic Member of the European Parliament (and somehow considered the “intellectual” of the Leave campaign; he has, of course, since been elevated to the House of Lords), predicted at the time that Britain would forever mark 24 June as a holiday:

Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Nine Years of Sunlit Uplands

I’m afraid I can’t endorse Baron Hannan’s predictive powers: I am sitting in Britain and there are no fireworks streaming through the summer sky, even though it is a fine and dry evening. Since the actual leaving happened in 2020, economists’ predictions that leaving the EU would slice 4% off the GDP have been borne out: an article from over the weekend in The Times (archive.is link, no paywall) puts the price tag at £40 billion, and adds:

The 4 per cent productivity loss translates to an approximate £40 billion tax loss for the exchequer between 2019 and 2024, a period in which the government raised taxes by £100 billion. “A large chunk of [the tax rises] would not have been necessary if the UK had voted to remain in the EU or chosen a softer form of Brexit,” Springford said.

So we pay more tax, we’re less attractive to investment, and we’re also still bitterly divided—in no large part due to the same foreign influencers that may have pushed Brexit over the line in the first place—and we still have to endure Nigel Farage, one of the faces of the Leave campaign, as a major force in national politics.

And yet, somehow, choosing to Brexit is only the second dumbest thing an electorate has done to itself during this century. Small mercies, I guess.

I realise there’s an awful lot going on, but if you would like to get the UK a ninth anniversary gift, research suggests the traditional present is pottery. I recommend smashed, heavily used chamber pots.

Open thread.

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Lions Led by Cowardly Lions Pre-Dawn Open Thread

by Rose Judson|  June 5, 20253:40 am| 44 Comments

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It’s been an exciting few weeks here on the Island of Strangers. The government signed a memorandum of understanding on trade with Trump’s people, then negotiated an actual trade deal with the EU that, among many other things, may lead to lower food prices here (eventually). It also indicated it will pull a U-turn on two major—and majorly unpopular—policies it adopted early in its tenure: cutting the winter fuel allowance for seniors above a certain income level, and continuing the Conservatives’ version of the child tax benefit, which caps the number of children families can claim credit for at two. (Lifting this two-child benefit cap, according to the not-particularly-left-wing  Institute for Fiscal Studies, would lift as many as 540,000 children in the UK out of poverty.)

Always Remember It's a Small Island Open Thread

Of course, any kind of understanding you come to with Donald Trump is worthless. There was relief in the media here when it was confirmed that Trump’s new 50% tariffs on steel that went into effect today around the world won’t apply to the UK. This relief was tempered by the fact that the gradual lowering of tariffs on UK steel that was supposed to start happening this month won’t. The UK is stuck at the old rate of 25% for now. If the UK and US don’t sign a final deal by July 9th, the tariffs go up to 50%.

The UK government is also trying to put through more bills that are causing consternation within its own ranks. There’s a threatened revolt by the Labour backbenches on the new planning bill, which would open up more opportunities for building housing while also handing over vast tracts of nature to developers. The government’s insane AI-first growth plan, which essentially breaks copyright for creatives to help AI companies, is also looking DOA: the House of Lords just voted it down a fourth time, thanks in part to loud opposition by a newly radicalised Sir Elton John. The policy behind this bill, it’s worth noting, appears to have been drafted in consultation with people from the tech industry, not creatives.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: At Least the Weather’s Nice

by Rose Judson|  April 30, 20255:38 am| 165 Comments

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Good morning from a sunny, warm Britain. It’s expected to reach 75° F today and 80° tomorrow – temperatures at which, in my experience, your typical born-and-bred Brit starts to melt.

Bet Keir Starmer wishes he could melt. It’s going to be yet another shitball of a week for him. Today’s Guardian has an exclusive story about how the US has busted the UK down to its second-tier priority list on trade negotiations:

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This news means that a US deal will now come no sooner than July, after this month’s clutch UK negotiation with the EU. Not having a deal in place with the US before going to the EU makes it vastly more likely that the UK will piss off Trump’s people by doing any kind of closer realignment with the EU. A majority of Brits now say they would prefer such a realignment, but what would the cost in UK-US relations be?

Also, Tony Blair has been running his mouth again, saying that fossil fuel limits, such as those ostensibly proposed by the current Labour government, are “doomed to fail,” which is just what Reform UK and Conservatives (and the various oil-exporting countries that have paid Tony for his expertise over the years) want to hear.

Finally, tomorrow is local election day here in the UK, when a few people may be bothered to vote for city or county council members and mayors. Polling indicates that Reform UK could win hundreds of these smaller seats, two mayoral contests, and a parliamentary by-election in the northwest England constituency of Runcorn and Helsby. The BBC’s Chris Mason notes, “[Reform UK]’s talk is big – they say they can win the next general election. The next few days will give us a sense of how or whether, albeit up to four years out from choosing the next government, that is a plausible claim.”

Ugh. Not looking forward to a weekend awash in front-page photos of Farage’s awful mug. Maybe I’ll just lie on the ground and look at the wisteria in the garden instead.

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