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Not Again

by John Cole|  August 19, 20032:03 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Matt Yglesias is trying to ressurect the whole “Bush lied about the mission being accomplished on the carrier” nonsense again, this time misinterpreting a WaPo story:

In an interview with the Armed Forces Radio and Television Service given on Thursday and released by the White House yesterday, Bush interrupted the questioner when asked about his announcement on May 1 of, as the journalist put it, “the end of combat operations.”
“Actually, major military operations,” Bush replied. “Because we still have combat operations going on.” Bush added: “It’s a different kind of combat mission, but, nevertheless, it’s combat, just ask the kids that are over there killing and being shot at.”

In his May 1 speech on the USS Abraham Lincoln, Bush declared: “Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed. And now our coalition is engaged in securing and reconstructing that country.” The headline on the White House site above Bush’s May 1 speech is “President Bush Announces Combat Operations in Iraq Have Ended.”

Yglesias states that the white house is ‘backing off a claim,’ and then types this drivel (you can almost hear him sneering when he typed it):

Ask the kids that are over there, indeed. Well, at least the White House got a lot of good images to use in their campaign literature. See also the fact that the president doesn’t know how many troops are in Afghanistan. He’s not even close. In fact, he’s off by well over 300 percent which is a lot worse than Howard Dean did on his flunked pop quiz. It’s too bad the Republicans aren’t serious about national security.

The reason Matt and others are doing this is because they perceive it as the only antidote to the photos they are terrified of seeing during the ’04 campaign- Bush on the deck of the carrier with the smiling troops. Thus, theywill continue to lie about this issue to taint it. The party of Clinton, indeed. At any rate, here is the debunking of the nonsense Matt and others continue to try to peddle.

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Another One Down

by John Cole|  August 19, 20031:40 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: War

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I hope he enjoys his new living quarters:

The former vice president of Iraq, No. 20 on the most-wanted list put together by the United States and one of the most zealous defenders of Saddam Hussein, was captured today, the Pentagon said.

A spokeswoman, Chief Diane Perry, could not confirm reports that the capture of the official, Taha Yassin Ramadan, had been carried out by Kurdish forces in the northern city of Mosul.

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Why the UN?

by John Cole|  August 19, 20031:33 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Perhaps I am just being dimwitted (surprise), but I can not think of a reason for Saddam loyalists to blow up the UN.

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Poindexter’s Revenge

by John Cole|  August 18, 20036:43 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

Where is the outrage? Why aren’t leftwing bloggers and know-nothing Senators screetching at the top of their lungs? Why has no one punished the vile outlaws who would examnine and speculate about such a thing? What am I talking about? Just this:

The UK has been ranked 10th in the world for its vulnerability to a terrorist attack.
Britain’s close relationship with the US, its role in the Iraq war and a “sophisticated militant Islamic network”, were key reasons cited by the study.

It also highlights the UK’s high number of symbolic targets such as the Houses of Parliament.

In the study, by risk assessment group the World Markets Research Centre, the UK was ahead of Russia, Liberia, Yemen and Lebanon as a country most likely to be targeted.

Colombia, Israel and Pakistan head the Global Terrorism Index for 2003-04, with the USA in fourth place.

Risk assessments for terrorism were carried out in 186 sovereign states and against countries’ overseas interests for the next 12 months.

Countries were given points out of 10 for five risk criteria – the motivation, capabilities and presence of terrorist groups, the potential scale of the damage and the effectiveness of counter-terrorism forces.

Why- someone could make money off this information!!!

I hope Poindexter is at home giving all of the critics of the Terrorism Futures Market the finger. They deserve it.

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Fratricide in California

by John Cole|  August 17, 20037:49 pm| 12 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Via Calpundit, I note that Bill Simon is beginning to air commercials attacking… Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Republican gubernatorial candidate Bill Simon (search) will run the first radio ads directly attacking GOP front-runner Arnold Schwarzenegger (search) by focusing on the issue his economic advisor raised by suggesting Californians might need to pay higher property taxes.

The radio spots have been cut and may begin airing on California talk radio stations as early as Sunday night, Simon spokesman K.B. Forbes told Fox News early Sunday.

Forbes would not say how much the campaign spent on the radio adds or which stations would carry them, but did say the anti-Schwarzenegger spots would run “on major talk radio stations up and down the state.”

There is a reason California is dominated by Democrats- the California GOP is fundamentally unfit to lead. If you can not learn from your past mistakes, can not learn to run a palatable candidate and have both wings of the party come together, you simply do not have the presence to run anything more complicated than a lemonade stand.

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More Sniper News

by John Cole|  August 17, 200310:34 am| 3 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

More news on the WV Sniper as details begin to slowly trickle forward (login required, use ‘test/test/’):

Police speculated Friday that a large, white male driving a black pickup with an extended cab may be responsible for Thursday night

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Figures

by John Cole|  August 16, 200311:15 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

As any good Steeler fan will tell you, there is nothing good about Cleveland. It just figures that those bums were reponsible for the blackout, as well:

A failure to contain problems with three transmission lines in northern Ohio just south of Cleveland was the likely trigger of the nation’s biggest power blackout, a leading investigator said Saturday.

Alarm systems that might have alerted engineers to the failed lines were broken, according to FirstEnergy Corp., the Akron, Ohio-based utility that officials said owned at least two of the three lines.

It was not immediately clear whether that impeded efforts to isolate the local line disruptions, some of which occurred an hour before power system shutdowns cascaded Thursday from Michigan to New York City and into Canada.

“We are fairly certain at this time that the disturbance started in Ohio,” Michehl Gent, head of the North American Electric Reliability Council, said in a statement. “We are now trying to determine why the situation was not brought under control after three transmission lines went out of service.'”

Typical.

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