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Mystic River

by John Cole|  June 16, 20047:53 am| 7 Comments

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I saw Mystic River last night, and there is no doubt in my mind that Sean Penn is one of the greatest American actors of all time.

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  1. 1.

    caleb

    June 16, 2004 at 8:58 am

    Smack, smack, smack….

    “Dude, what ws that?”

    “The was my head. hahahahah”

    The man…the myth…the legend….that is….Jeff Spicolli.

  2. 2.

    Bruce

    June 16, 2004 at 11:23 am

    Too bad he wants to be a poltician…

  3. 3.

    Bruce

    June 16, 2004 at 12:40 pm

    Well, it wasn’t a bad movie, but I don’t think Penn did anything that would warrant labeling him “best” ever.

    Bacon did just as good a job.

  4. 4.

    Russ

    June 16, 2004 at 2:37 pm

    A complete asshat, yes, but a brilliant actor.

    Which only goes to show that people ought not to presume that brilliance in one field of expertise translates into overall brilliance.

    Think “idiot savant”.

  5. 5.

    Cal

    June 16, 2004 at 7:09 pm

    He was just channelling DeNiro. Robbins was channelling Michael J. Pollard.

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    Ry

    June 16, 2004 at 10:53 pm

    He’s better in “21 Grams” and in “21 Grams” Del Toro is better.

    The shot were he’s leaning over his daughter in the morgue bothers me, it’s his seocond crying scene in five minutes and this is understandable for a sad movie, but it seems like it’s just for him to get the Oscar.

    In “21 Grams” there is no let’s-get-an-Oscar shot and the form is much more dynamic.

  7. 7.

    Clang

    June 17, 2004 at 9:27 am

    Let’s not forget Sean Penn’s hilarious turn as Pacino’s coked up lawyer in Carlito’s Way…

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