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The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

If America since Jan 2025 hasn’t broken your heart, you haven’t loved her enough.

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

Giving up is unforgivable.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

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Bring It ON!

by John Cole|  August 20, 200410:22 pm| 20 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

When John Kerry says “Bring it ON,” he is, of course, referring to lawsuits.

Kerry Is Filing a Complaint Against Swift Boat Group

This is, of course, after trying to stifle the book.

Kerry Campaign, Liberal Group Attack Anti-Kerry Book

And of course, his surrogates, in this case the Soros funded Media Matters whores, are doing their part.

MMFA President David Brock sends letter to Wal-Mart, other retailers about Unfit for Command

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(via Audere Est Facere)

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More Republican Shenanigans

by John Cole|  August 20, 200410:15 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

More bad news for Kerry:

A member of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry

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The Served Together Canard

by John Cole|  August 20, 20049:28 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

I see the Democrats are still trying to throw up the ‘they weren’t in the same boat so they did not serve together nonsense,’ something I have discussed at length. This picture should end what my comments did not:

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(via BlackFive)

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Blog Stamp

by John Cole|  August 20, 200412:09 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

My official blog stamp:

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New Swift Boat Ad

by John Cole|  August 20, 200412:06 pm| 26 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

The new ad can be seen here.

Should be entertaining watching Matthews, Carville, and Media Matters attacking the character of several men who were held as POW’s for 6 years.

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Bush Lies

by John Cole|  August 20, 200412:01 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Here is a the rundown on a Bush commercial that the Kerry campagin calls misleading:

A Bush-Cheney ’04 ad released Aug. 13 accuses Kerry of being absent for 76% of the Senate Intelligence Committee’s public hearings during the time he served there. The Kerry campaign calls the ad “misleading,” so we checked, and Bush is right.

Official records show Kerry not present for at least 76% of public hearings held during his eight years on the panel, and possibly 78% (the record of one hearing is ambiguous).

Kerry points out that most meetings of the Intelligence Committee are closed and attendance records of those meetings aren’t public, hinting that his attendance might have been better at the non-public proceedings. But Kerry could ask that his attendance records be made public, and hasn’t.

Aides also claimed repeatedly that Kerry had been vice chairman of the intelligence committee, but that was Bob Kerrey of Nebraska, not John Kerry.

The Annenberg crew find that the 76% figure is misleading:

However, the Bush ad’s lower figure plays it safe — giving Kerry credit for attending one hearing for which the record is a bit ambiguous. The record of that hearing, on June 22, 1999, lacks the usual list of the senators and staff members who attended. We checked the full transcript for any sign that Kerry had been there, and found no record of Kerry speaking, or anyone else noting his presence. If Kerry is counted as absent from that hearing as well as the others, he missed nearly 78%.

Snicker…

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Black Republican Knucklehead

by John Cole|  August 20, 200411:30 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Pretty much everything that needs to be said about Alan Keyes in Illinois can be found here. And yes, I stole Baldilock’s title.

Black Republican KnuckleheadPost + Comments

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