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Greatest Headline Ever, Part Two

by John Cole|  May 16, 20074:04 pm| 12 Comments

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  1. 1.

    srv

    May 16, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    You’d known that awhile ago if you read reddit.

  2. 2.

    John Cole

    May 16, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    Don’t know what that is.

  3. 3.

    canuckistani

    May 16, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    It would have been funnier 12 days ago.

  4. 4.

    gus

    May 16, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    pffft. Child’s play. How about wsoctv.com/mlb033/13222064/detail.html
    Sorry don’t know how to embed links.

  5. 5.

    Ugh

    May 16, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    awesome

  6. 6.

    Ugh

    May 16, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    awesome

  7. 7.

    Dreggas

    May 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    That one is good, of course this one is funny too…UAE to compensate Bangladeshi camel jockeys

  8. 8.

    Jake

    May 16, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    pffft. Child’s play. How about

    OMFG.

  9. 9.

    Dreggas

    May 16, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    Oh and O/T but Goodling is going before the House a week from today.

  10. 10.

    srv

    May 16, 2007 at 10:12 pm

    Don’t know what that is.

    reddit was hip after digg got shallow, but you can always boing a cute story over there.

    User-submitted, user-ranked, user-commented links w/o editorial control. Like all good ideas, it is being usenetistized, with too-many kids, too-many conspiracy freaks, too-many liberals, and too-many libertarian wannabees.

    But I’d swear BIRDZILLA (or his twin) hangs out in the comments.

    It does still adequately replace drudge for real-time infotainment.

  11. 11.

    Vlad

    May 17, 2007 at 7:30 am

    My own all-time favorite: Trojans Come From Behind Against Beavers.

  12. 12.

    Vlad

    May 17, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    Also quite good.

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