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Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 7, 20086:21 pm| 206 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Previous Site Maintenance

An open thread to discuss potential VP candidates for the Obama ticket.

Open ThreadPost + Comments (206)

The Hostage Crisis Continues

by John Cole|  May 7, 20085:12 pm| 141 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

MMmm. Clinton Kool-aid. Num num num num:

Clinton backers appeared on early morning television programs to stress that she was still in the race and to urge party leaders and elected officials known as superdelegates not to flee to Obama.

“This candidacy and this campaign continues on,” Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson said on CNN.

This race now is no longer a race, but a hostage crisis. Hillary is surrounded, and she can see the super-delegates through the windows of the bank lobby and she knows they are armed to the teeth, wearing their kevlar vests, weapons sighted, aimed, and with the safeties off. In her heart of hearts she knows it is over, but still she keeps the pistol cocked at the head of the party. Maybe, just maybe, something will happen and she can make it to the fueled plane she demanded be taken to the airport and then she can go away to her big payday. She has come this far, she can’t quit now. Miracles happen.

But it won’t happen. It never does. Not even in the movies, at least not the good ones.

The only thing left to be resolved is how many hostages she kills.

The Hostage Crisis ContinuesPost + Comments (141)

Quote of the Day

by Michael D.|  May 7, 20084:00 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

On CNN’s The Cafferty File

Question: What will Hillary do now?

Response: She’ll keep going on the road to the White House, where she’ll meet the nation’s first black president.

Love. It.

Quote of the DayPost + Comments (32)

People Who Should Be Buried Up To Their Neck in Human Waste and Then Forced To Listen to Vanilla Ice

by John Cole|  May 7, 20082:44 pm| 171 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

I will start with people who feel the need to mark every god damned email with a red urgent marking. Call me if it is that damned important- you have my number, jackass.

Your turn.

People Who Should Be Buried Up To Their Neck in Human Waste and Then Forced To Listen to Vanilla IcePost + Comments (171)

Actually, Clinton CAN Win!

by Michael D.|  May 7, 200812:53 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

…if she wins all of the remaining contests with at least 75% of the vote and 63% of the remaining uncommitted super-delegates.

Be ye afraid!

Calculate your own infinitely small Clinton nomination possibility scenario here.

Actually, Clinton CAN Win!Post + Comments (81)

A Gift Basket For Whoever Thought Of That Idea

by Tim F|  May 7, 200810:54 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Republican Stupidity

Picking up a tidbit from John’s post below…

House Republicans will hold a rally with President Bush on Wednesday morning, with all 199 members invited to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. to show solidarity with the president, according to GOP sources.

You really have to sympathize with Newt. The President is a national disgrace. He polls worse than any President since they invented polling. At 28% he polls worse than the human papillomavirus. Blind, deaf Americans living under rocks for very long periods of time have figured out that everything the President touches is a half-assed failure. Any sane person would treat the guy as radioactive.

So what gives? I have to assume that this little pep rally will be about as well attended as Alberto ‘abu’ Gonzales’s farewell party at the DoJ. Still, if this is the political genius coordinating 2008 Congressional races you can sort of understand why Republican partisans outside of government have gotten so frantic.

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McGovern Calls on Clinton to Quit

by Michael D.|  May 7, 200810:45 am| 30 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Via a commenter, this:

Former Sen. George McGovern, who backed Hillary Rodham Clinton, is urging her to drop out of the Democratic presidential race.

McGovern said Wednesday he has decided to endorse Barack Obama.

After watching the returns from the North Carolina and Indiana primaries Tuesday night, McGovern says it’s virtually impossible for Clinton to win the nomination.

The only surprise here is that, unlike the rest of us, he had to wait til he saw last night’s results to make that connection.

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