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And About That Age Thing

by John Cole|  May 9, 20088:35 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Apparently the McCain campaign completely freaked out over this comment from Obama:

BLITZER: He also is going after you now, today, the 60th anniversary of Israel’s independence. He says you’re not necessarily endorsing policies that would be good for Israel.

He says this, for example: “I think it’s very clear who Hamas wants to be the next president of the United States. I think that people should understand that I will be Hamas’ worst nightmare. Senator Obama is favored by Hamas. I think people can make judgments accordingly.”

OBAMA: Yes, this — this is offensive.

And I think it’s disappointing, because John McCain always says, well, I’m not going to run that kind of politics. And then to engage in that kind of smear, I think, is unfortunate, particularly since my policy towards Hamas has been no different than his.

I have said that they are a terrorist organization, that we should not negotiate with them unless they recognize Israel, renounce violence and unless they’re willing to abide by previous accords between the Palestinians and the Israelis. And, so, for him to toss out comments like that, I think, is an example of him losing his bearings as he pursues this nomination.

Here is the freak-out from the McCain campaign:

To: Interested Parties

From: Mark Salter, Senior Advisor

Date: May 8, 2008

Re: Senator Obama’s Attack Today

First, let us be clear about the nature of Senator Obama’s attack today: He used the words ‘losing his bearings’ intentionally, a not particularly clever way of raising John McCain’s age as an issue. This is typical of the Obama style of campaigning.

Kind of funny, since the phrase “losing his bearings” is not one I would associate with age. Not to mention, it wasn’t the first time Obama used the term bearings in that interview:

BLITZER: Are there members, justices right now upon who you would model, you would look at? Who do you like?

OBAMA: Well, you know, I think actually Justice Breyer, Justice Ginsburg are very sensible judges.

I think that Justice Souter, who was a Republican appointee, is a sensible judge. What you’re looking for is somebody who is going to apply the law where it’s clear. Now, there’s going to be those 5 percent of cases or 1 percent of cases where the law isn’t clear. And the judge then has to bring in his or her own perspectives, his ethics, his or her moral bearings.

Obama wasn’t talking about McCain’s age, as anyone would tell you, but the McCain campaign freaked out about it as if he had. This may be just them doing some pre-emptive work on the age issue, or it may be an attempt to bring the race down into the gutter before it even starts so the Republican operatives and 527’s have license to say whatever they want (which, mind you, they will anyway), but it does show they are sensitive about the age issue.

The funny thing is that Obama isn’t going to have to reference age at all for it to be an issue. All he is going to have to do is stand next to McCain, and the issue will undoubtedly arise, and that is not even taking into account the caricatures that will be created in the comedy world- SNL will be particularly brutal.

*** Update ***

I missed this response from the Obama campaign:

An Obama campaign spokesman shot back: “Clearly losing one’s bearings has no relation to age, given this bizarre rant that Mark Salter just sent out.”

As noted in the comments, the one plus of the last few months of the Clinton Obama cagematch has been that the Obama campaign is used to dealing with the “feigned outrage” mode of campaigning.

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How To Handle Mittens

by John Cole|  May 9, 20088:18 am| 34 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008


Relevant portion starts at 2:10.

This beatdown Obama gave Mitt Romney was outstanding:

BLITZER: Already, some of his surrogates, some of his supporters, are suggesting you’re not ready to be commander in chief, president of the United States.

Mitt Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts, said this. Listen to this.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

MITT ROMNEY (R), FORMER MASSACHUSETTS GOVERNOR: He has not accomplished anything during his life, in terms of legislation, or leading an enterprise, or making a business work or a city work or a state work. He really has very little experience. And the presidency of the United States is not an internship.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

BLITZER: Wow. That’s a strong statement.

OBAMA: Yes.

Well, the contest didn’t work out so well for Mitt Romney. I think he was making those same arguments against John McCain, suggesting that John McCain, as a senator, hadn’t done what Mitt Romney had done. And, yet, here we are, and there Mitt Romney is.

Mitt who? Didn’t he run for something and lose?

I love it.

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Dennis Leary, What Have You Done?

by John Cole|  May 9, 20088:02 am| 34 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, General Stupidity

Dennis Leary, No Cure for Cancer:

That’s the problem in this country. People are never satisfied with stuff the way it is. You gotta make it bigger and better and stronger and faster. Same way with pot. For years pot was just joints, and then bongs came out and bongs were ok too, but then bongs weren’t good enough for some people. “Neeehhhhhh!” Remember that friend in high school wanted to make bongs out of everything. Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit? Come in one day and find your friend going, “Hey! Look man, I made a bong outta my head! Put the pot in this ear and take it outta this one!

Via Memeorandum, this:

The Kingwood teenager’s story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends’ activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.

“I just doubted it because it’s very morbid, and I couldn’t see anybody doing something like this,” Adkins said Thursday.

Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.

“He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it,” Adkins said. “So I knew there was some truth to the story.”

Now, Jones, Gonzalez and a juvenile whose name has not been released are each charged with abuse of a corpse, a misdemeanor. All three were arrested Wednesday night.

Idiots.

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Clinton Campaign Death Watch and Open Thread

by Michael D.|  May 9, 20087:58 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Previous Site Maintenance

When will she concede?

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Why Is Hillary Disenfranchising Michigan?

by John Cole|  May 8, 20086:51 pm| 177 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Why, Hillary, Why?

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign opposes Michigan’s plan to give fewer delegates to her and more to rival Barack Obama, a campaign spokesman said Thursday.

The Democratic National Committee stripped Michigan and Florida of their convention delegates for holding their primaries before Feb. 5. Both are looking for compromises that would get their delegates seated.

Michigan Democrats on Wednesday voted to back a plan that would give Clinton 69 delegates — four fewer than the 73 she gained by winning the state’s Jan. 15 primary. Obama would get 59 pledged delegates even though he took his name off the ballot, forcing his supporters to vote for Uncommitted.

The Clinton campaign can take their bullshit about Florida and Michigan and stick it you-know-where.

And yes, my title is sarcasm.

*** Update ***

Paul Krugman weighs in, and the nastiness is all the fault of Obama supporters and Obama. God, we really are terrible people for beating Hillary this primary.

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The International Journal Of Open Thread

by Tim F|  May 8, 20085:36 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

An online teaser in this week’s Science:

A 47-year study of great tits in Britain…

Disappointingly, the paper turned out to be about birds and climate change.

***

Report your own studies here.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 8, 20084:01 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Goal Thermometer

I am currently phonebanking from Unity Pony HQ, so I thought I would throw up a thread.

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