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And Now For Somethign Completely Different

by John Cole|  March 28, 20084:31 pm| 139 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

As someone who has been wholly unreceptive of the spin from the Clinton camp the past two weeks, going so far as to refer to it to a friend as the “never-ending stream of bullshit from the sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits,” allow me to take a second to provide some vantage points from the pro-Clinton angle. First, from Time’s Mark Halperin and Jay Carney:

Then there’s her old standby case based on experience. Clinton believes Obama’s support is largely a mirage–a bunch of true believers whose passion might help him cinch the nomination, but that may prove an insufficient bedrock for winning a general election when the spell might be broken by tough questions about national-security credentials, economic-policy plans and rich experience. She can’t stop from shaking her head in disbelief when longtime friends who are elected officials inform her that they are going to endorse Obama and were chiefly convinced by their children’s enthusiasm for his candidacy.

Next, MSNBC’s Chuck Todd:

The party ought to lay off the calls for Clinton to drop out, at least for now, because her presence at worst is making Obama a better candidate. The Wright flare-up was the first true political crisis of Obama’s national political career, which is remarkable given how close he is to being the Democratic nominee. Who knows when the Wright controversy would have circulated had the nomination been locked up.

Obama needed to prove he could handle a real media firestorm, something Clinton has done numerous times throughout her career. In fact, her political survival skills have been marketed as an asset by the campaign, something I think would have sold better in ’04 when the party was looking for a tough survivor to put up against Bush.

I am not posting these because I necessarily believe them, but because far too often in the past I have leaped to conclusions and assumed ill will when mere folly was a better explanation (and this is something I really need to work on, but the past few years has made me increasingly cynical). So, in fairness, perhaps Hillary really does believe Obama is fatally flawed and that if she does not keep fighting, the Democrats will blow it. Again, I don’t buy that, but I thought I should put it out there. Plus, I find it interesting that Todd believes this is making Obama stronger.

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I Don’t Care What The Law Says

by John Cole|  March 28, 20081:53 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Wal-mart sucks (via Obsidian Wings):

A collision with a semi-trailer truck seven years ago left 52-year-old Deborah Shank permanently brain-damaged and in a wheelchair. Her husband, Jim, and three sons found a small source of solace: a $700,000 accident settlement from the trucking company involved. After legal fees and other expenses, the remaining $417,000 was put in a special trust. It was to be used for Mrs. Shank’s care.

Instead, all of it is now slated to go to Mrs. Shank’s former employer, Wal-Mart Stores Inc.

Two years ago, the retail giant’s health plan sued the Shanks for the $470,000 it had spent on her medical care. A federal judge ruled last year in Wal-Mart’s favor, backed by an appeals-court decision in August. Now, her family has to rely on Medicaid and Mrs. Shank’s social-security payments to keep up her round-the-clock care.

The tragedy gets worse when you read how Mrs. Shanks lost her son in Iraq days after losing the case to Wal-Mart, leaving her penniless, brain-damaged, unemployed, and with a dead son. The fact that she can not remember her son is dead and re-lives the agony of losing a son every time she is told is just the cherry on top. Did I mention her husband is divorcing her so she can get more public assistance?

Olberman is right, and I am gonna harp about this issue every singled damned day and hope other blogs do as well. I am actually on some e-mail list, probably a remnant from the Red State days, where some Wal-Mart flack sends me spam telling me all the good Wal-Mart does. They probably wouldn’t need to spend so much time and money on PR if they would stop being such total assholes in cases like this. But then again, money is involved. And if there is a choice between making a buck and doing the right thing, we know where Wal-Mart is gonna end up on that side of the equation.

Despicable.

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New Iraq Talking Points

by John Cole|  March 28, 20089:53 am| 117 Comments

This post is in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, General Stupidity, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

Two days ago, we were informed that the current situation in Iraq is a “by-product of the success of the surge.”

As the crisis deepens, with widescale defections and heated street-fighting breaking out and the need for US bombing missions and US armor entering into the fray, Captain Ed has some revised talking points. I am sure you will all be shocked to learn that the blame for this can be place solely on war critics and those god damned Brits:

That’s why this isn’t a collapse of the American surge, but a demonstration of the folly of premature withdrawal. The lack of fortitude on Iraq left a vacuum that created bigger problems and more serious fighting than tenacity did. Had we listened to the war’s critics in 2005 and 2006, gangsters would have swallowed the entirety of Iraq, and we would have a second Somalia in southwest Asia.

While just a few days ago the current violence was a sign of the success of the surge, now we are assured that it is not a sign that the surge is failing. At this rate, by Monday of next week, there will be helicopters circling Saigon and we will learn that the real culprits are Code Pink and Cindy Sheehan.

It is simply amazing that the people who were just wrong, wrong, wrong about everything just keep on talking as if they have any credibility. I have come to at least recognize I don’t know what the hell is going on, and this realization goes a long way in keeping me from looking like a total moron. Granted, this is the kind of thing that is hard to analyze using scale models and a sand table, so maybe we should cut our citizen journalists some slack.

*** Update ***

I really wish I could remember who it was that emailed me or commented here (one of the two) that the wingnuts would be blaming the Brits for this.

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Maliki Leads With His Knights; Are We The Pawns?

by Tim F|  March 28, 20089:43 am| 22 Comments

This post is in: War

Three more insightful posts on what is happening in Iraq.

Reidar Visser:

Perhaps the most useful approach is to compare the narratives of the parties involved. Maliki says this is a clampdown on illegal militias involved in “oil smuggling”. ISCI also highlights oil smuggling and expresses support for “the state”. The British and the Americans seem to agree with this (even if it is truly risky to engage in this sort of thing on the eve of the Petraeus/Crocker hearings next month). The Sadrists complain about highhandedness by a government allied to “the occupation”. This could all suggest that Maliki and ISCI – fundamental ideological tensions notwithstanding – have temporarily agreed to disagree about the question of federalism and instead resolved that the Sadrists are their common enemy. But until Fadila speaks, we will not know the true significance of the second battle of Basra, what the implications are for the local balance of power, and what this in turn means in terms of the impact on the federalism issue and the question of Iranian influence.

Cernig [formatting mine]:

What better way not only to wreck the Sadrist’s plans to reduce Maliki’s SIIC allies to a minority power in the regional elections but also to drive a massive wedge between Sadr and Petreaus? The latter had been careful, of late, to refer to Sadr by the honorific “Seyed” and to credit his ceasefire with a large chunk of reductions in Iraqi violence. Maliki must have felt Mookie breathing down his neck from two directions.

[…] As long as Maliki has the US to back him up, and power is more important to him than stability, this is a big gamble he cannot afford not to make. Sure, if he succeeds he gets a Sadrist insurrection. But that just means he can – delay the November elections in Sadrist areas indefinitely, citing the emergency and so prop up his SIIC allies and thus his own rule; count on US troops being around for a while as they won’t be able to withdraw if there’s more violence, rather than less, in coming months; put paid once and for all to any chance of reproachment between the US military and Sadr. On the minus side, there’s a slim chance the Mahdi Army might mount a Hezboullah-style upset and a rather larger chance that the cat-herder, Sistani, might join with Iraqi parliamentarians who are already saying Maliki should heed Sadr’s call for a negotiated settlement. If Sistani backs Sadr on this, Maliki is toast and so is his government, with Sadr garnering enough backing to become de-facto Iraqi leader almost overnight. But if he did nothing, that’s going to happen anyway come November. Maliki doesn’t have a choice if he wants to retain power.

Fester again:

Let us assume that this is a deliberate provocation exercise.

In this scenario the Iraqi Army attack into Basra’s Mahdi neighborhoods does not go well, but it provokes a national Sadrist response which starts a strategic countdown clock.

[…] It puts MNF-I in a very tough position as MNF-I is justifiably paranoid about its supply lines and the new routes coming in from Jordan to Anbar and terminating near Baghdad are insufficient to adequately supply the entire force. The supply lines are much harder to hit today than they were in 2004 but they are still the weak point of the American presence.

[…] And that something could be the deployment of American combat troops to Basra, as reports indicate that Marines may be sent to Southern Iraq. The British could provide logistic base security as the Marines bail out the Iraqi Army and take over patrolling activities in Basra. And unless the live and let live arrangment that minimized conflict in Sadr City is quickly put into place, the Marines and the Sadrists will be knocking each others heads in.

A priori I would have guessed that Maliki’s troops are the little dog in a fight against Sadr’s militias on Sadrist turf, and reports seem to be bearing that out. When does a little dog pick a fight he can’t win? I’m not exactly Cesar Milan, but saturday morning cartoons tell me that little dogs usually pick fights when a big dog friend isn’t too far off.

I don’t think that Maliki ever planned to fight Sadr on his own. Through Petraeus we’ve been doing everything in our power to smooth relations with Sadr, but that won’t do for Maliki if Sadr creams him in the upcoming elections. Doing nothing isn’t an option, fighting Sadr directly isn’t an option, so his best and maybe only chance is to commit the big dog and hope the big dog wins.

The problem is that the big dog only has so much bite left in him. The dirty secret of Iraq planning is that the commitment was unsustainable even before Petraeus. Now, after the “Surge,” the reckoning will only come that much sooner. Our own strategy hinged on wrapping up the whole bundle by now – reconciliation, stability, a self-sufficient central government – because there is simply no way for us to sustain a real fight after the “surge” winds down.

We could avoid the worst if Maliki accepts a negotiated peace settlement, but you can guess what would be the first point in that settlement. Unsurprisingly Maliki prefers to go all or nothing.

Mr Maliki, however, has remained firm, apparently ignoring calls by the Sadrists’ leader for a negotiated end to the conflict. “We will continue until the end. No retreat, no talks, no negotiations,” he said in a televised speech.

It’s pointless to talk about American strategy at this point because “we” are not making strategy anymore. Nouri al-Maliki is doing that, and the “strategy” is to pitch America’s exhausted, overstetched army into an existential fight with the Sadrists. As far as American resources are concerned the Sunnis and their ‘awakening’ councils can go piss upwind. The book on the Kagan clan’s brilliant ‘surge,’ in other words, is now officially shut.

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Another Obama Endorsement

by John Cole|  March 28, 20088:50 am| 83 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Politics

I really do not know how this will play out:

Pennsylvania Sen. Bob Casey plans to endorse Sen. Barack Obama for president today in Pittsburgh, sending a message both to the state’s primary voters and to undecided superdelegates who might decide the close race for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Dan Pfeiffer, deputy communications director for the Obama campaign, confirmed that Casey would announce his support during a rally at the Soldiers and Sailors Military Museum and Memorial and that he would then set out with the Illinois senator on part of a six-day bus trip across the state.

The endorsement comes as something of a surprise. Casey, a deliberative and cautious politician, had been adamant about remaining neutral until after the April 22 primary. He had said he wanted to help unify the party after the intensifying fight between Obama and Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

The name Casey in PA is like the name Kennedy in Massachusetts, and I suspect the outcome will be the same. Obama is going to lose PA, most likely, and this is more of a signal to super-delegates than anything else.

See also the Dodd.

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Dumb As a Sack of Hammers

by John Cole|  March 28, 20088:45 am| 18 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®, Assholes, General Stupidity

Spencer Ackerman discussing Dean Barnett:

Just laughably stupid. What Barnett evidently doesn’t realize is that Sarah Sewall helped write the fucking Army and Marine Corps counterinsurgency manual. Is FM 3-24 filled with “dovish idealism”? Remember what this dude wrote the next time anyone from the Weekly Standard tries to take Petraeus or Odierno into their tender mouths.

But you knew that already, didn’t you?

I like what Spencer has done here. Not only do these morons need to be pointed out as stupid, but they need to be insulted and derided and ridiculed in the process. In that vein, Glenzilla:

To commence the discussion to show us all “The Way Ahead” in Iraq, here is the very first thing that Fred Kagan said:

The first thing I want to say is that: The Civil War in Iraq is over. And until the American domestic political debate catches up with that fact, we are going to have a very hard time discussing Iraq on the basis of reality.

One has to watch the video to fully appreciate how pompously he sits there on his war throne issuing his decree about “reality” in Iraq.

Less than 24 hours after Kagan decreed the Civil War in Iraq over — and lectured Americans that we must accept this if we are to understand reality in Iraq — McClatchy News Service reported:

With Iraq’s top leaders directing the battle, Iraq’s army and national police pressed a major operation Tuesday to wrest control of the southern port city of Basra from the Shiite Mahdi Army militia. Fighting between government forces and the militia quickly spread through Iraq’s south and into Baghdad.

That is impressively wrong, even for Kagan, who, as Glenn notes, has made a lucrative career out of being catastrophically wrong, but very serious.

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TSA Stupidity

by Michael D.|  March 28, 20084:42 am| 99 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

I’ve only ever had an ear piercing and I was never asked to take it off before I could board a plane. I can’t imagine how painful this was – but I cringed when I read it:

A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation. […]

“After nipple rings are inserted, the skin can often heal around the piercing, and the rings can be extremely difficult and painful to remove,” Allred said in the letter.

TSA officials said they are investigating whether the agency’s policies were followed.

“Our security officers are well-trained to screen individuals with body piercings in sensitive areas with dignity and respect while ensuring a high level of security,” the agency said in a statement.

What I do know is that I fly quite frequently. I don’t consider the majority of TSA screeners to be well-trained or respectful. Sorry if any of you work for the TSA, but I consider many of them to be fat, lazy benefactors of one of the most useless “feel good” bureaucracies ever created. When I hear stories like this, it just confirms it for me.

P.S.: My friend Andrew has to book every flight using the name “Drew.” Someone who has the same name is on the terror watch list. If he books using the name Andrew, it takes him forever to get through security.

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