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Basra Burning

by Tim F|  March 29, 20086:06 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: War

Hopefully Nouri al-Maliki has a plan B in reserve, because plan A is not working.

Shiite militias in Basra openly controlled wide swaths of the city on Saturday and staged increasingly bold raids on Iraqi government forces sent in five days ago to wrest control from the gunmen, witnesses said, as Iraqi political leaders grew increasingly critical of the stalled assault.

Witnesses in Basra said that members of the most powerful militia in the city, the Mahdi Army, were setting up checkpoints and controlling traffic in many places ringing the central district controlled by some of the 30,000 Iraqi Army and police forces involved in the assault. Fighters were regularly attacking the government forces, then quickly retreating.

After Maliki loses his most economically important oil port and his most reliable armed division, his credibility as a national leader will be next to nil.

As Ezra Klein says, “the Bush administration has eschewed a strategic approach for tactical goals that lead nowhere but are achievable through military force and are popular here at home.” I don’t know how many times I have tried pointing that out to war supporters; I do know that it never sunk in. Maybe this passage will help.

Since the Basra assault began Tuesday, violence has spread to Shiite districts of Baghdad and other places in Iraq where Shiite militiamen hold sway, raising fears that security gains often attributed to a yearlong American troop buildup could be at risk. Any widespread breakdown of a cease-fire called by Moktada al-Sadr, the Shiite cleric who founded the Mahdi Army, could bring the country back to the sectarian violence that strained it in 2006 and 2007.

The troop buildup had tactical goals, which boiled down to reducing violence in Iraq. Indeed the violence went down; never mind that neither of the major causes (Sunni cooperation against al Qaeda and Sadr’s ceasefire) have any proximate connection to our troop buildip. As people like Ezra, myself and thousands of others have pointed out these tactical results amount to a hill of beans without progress on the strategic goals of cementing reconciliation between the armed factions. In reality they amounted to less than a hill of beans, since each party used the lull in combat to rearm and reorganize.

I suppose that we could hold a seminar on the difference between tactical and strategic goals, but maybe it would be easier to stop listening to people who need to see points like this play out before they understand. These same people for the most part also miss fine points like how removing Iran’s major competitor could benefit Iran and the general benefit of postinvasion planning. See for example Yglesias’s recent bit on Krauthammer. At every step since the Iraq invasion was nothing but a neocon wet dream America would have unambiguously benefited by treating these guys as the war-drunk fantasy thinkers that they clearly are. Every time we listen to Bill Kristol or a Kagan on any meaningful topic America loses.

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Things I Wish I Had Written

by John Cole|  March 29, 20085:26 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Humorous

Every now and then I stumble across something I wish I had written. This is one of them:

Ordinarily, this is the sort of association that might be disastrous for a presidential campaign, but I’m given to understand that Barack Obama consorts with Angry, Crazed Negroes, so I expect there will be other things for the press to discuss while they’re eating Butterfingers on the Straight Talk Express.

Awesome.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 29, 20083:37 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

By orders of the commenters.

Congrats to frequent commenter ZMULLS, who won a song-writing award.

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I Only Beat Her Because I Love Her So Much

by John Cole|  March 29, 200811:46 am| 141 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Alright, it was interesting when Chuck Todd said yesterday that the Clinton campaign is helping Obama by testing him, but coming from James Carville, trying to excuse his repeated “Judas” comments directed at Bill Richardson, it is just obnoxious:

Most of the stuff I’ve ever said is pretty insignificant and by in large has been said off the cuff and without much thought to the potential consequences. That was not the case in this instance. Bill Richardson’s response was that the Clinton people felt they were entitled to the presidency. In my mind, that is a debatable hypothesis. But, even more than that, I know that a former president of the United States who appointed someone to two Senate-confirmed positions is entitled to have his phone calls returned.

If Richardson was going to turn on the Clintons the way he did, I see no problem in saying what I said. Because if loyalty is one virtue, another is straight talk. And if Democrats can’t handle that, they’re going to have a hard time handling a Republican nominee who is seeking the presidency with that as his slogan.

Piss off. I am not sure why Carville thinks Richardson has to support Hillary because her husband appointed him to some positions, but I think people are entitled to choose to support the person they think is best for the party and best for the country. Clearly, Hillary falls short in Richardson’s eyes. Maybe it is her nasty and divisive campaign, in which folks like Carville have played a role.

In fairness to Carville, I understand where he is coming from regarding loyalty. I saw him speak with his wife when their he said/she said-left/right shtick was popular, and he explained that the reason he stuck with Clinton even after he lied to everyone about Monica was because of loyalty. They took him from nowhere and stuck by him, so damnit, he felt he would stick by them. I respect that to some degree. It is why I respected Obama not throwing Wright under the bus.

But at some point, loyalty stops. When you feel your friend is hurting the party, and by extension, hurting the country, you shouldn’t get knocked for disloyalty because you tell them “No more.”

And another thing- does Carville feel no loyalty to the damned party?

*** Update ***

As noted in Commentary magazine, when Obama breaks down at an event and cries about the rigors of campaigning, Clinton supporters can chime in on “toughening” up. Until then, stuff it, please.

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Dying for No Good Reason

by John Cole|  March 29, 20089:15 am| 80 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Assholes, General Stupidity, Outrage

I generally have libertarian leanings when it relates to the parent/child relationship, but I can’t help but feel there should be a criminal price for this kind of stupidity:

Wisconsin authorities will consider filing charges in the case of an 11-year-old girl who died on Easter Sunday of complications from diabetes that went untreated because police say her parents’ obscure religious beliefs do not allow medical intervention.

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Eells does say his church does not believe in the the medical intervention.

“We are not commanded in scripture to send people to the doctor but to meet their needs through prayer and faith. As anyone here in the ministry will tell you, we are not against doctors for those who have their faith there and never condemn or restrict them in any way,” Eells writes. “But we know that the best one to trust in for healing is Jesus Christ. The foundation for receiving this benefit from Him is repentance and faith in His promises.”

Sleeter says when officials started to investigate the case, the Neumanns were initially cooperative, but said the couple, who have three other teenaged children, are “of the opinion that they’ve talked to us and there’s nothing else they want to say.”

At the very least, something needs to be done about the rest of their kids. The question, I suppose, is where do you draw the line in a free society in regards to this sort of thing?

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Threats

by Tim F|  March 28, 200810:54 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Matt Yglesias spends entirely too much time worrying about the threat from robots, pirates and (presumably) robot pirate zombies. The real threat, as everyone knows, is me.

Before anyone complains, all I have to ask is whether any of you can sing eight octaves. Can you even find three people who collectively cover eight octaves? No? Then pipe down and enjoy.

***Update***

Stupid Snopes. Still, “possibly close to six octaves” is better than your average Hannukah cantor.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  March 28, 20089:06 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Late night with Beatallica.

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