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Best Practices

by Tim F|  March 13, 20087:52 am| 25 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Nancy Pelosi’s House leadership just voted to make their own jobs harder.

In the wake of a string of Congressional misconduct and corruption cases, the House on Tuesday created an independent panel to investigate suspected wrongdoing by lawmakers, despite deep reservations from rank-and-file lawmakers from both parties.

[…] By creating a panel of six people of “exceptional public standing,” the House, for the first time, delegated the authority for regulating behavior in the House to nonlawmakers. Current members of the House, federal employees and anyone who has been a registered lobbyist in the past year would be ineligible.

Good for them. Tom DeLay’s GOP Congress showed beyond any conceivable doubt that American government suffers from a gross deficit of oversight, and it equally showed that in-house ethics committees, when they act at all, only move when it’s politically convenient (Bill Jefferson, Larry Craig). After watching Republicans hash the government during six years of more or less total power it seems naive to think that a one-party Democratic government will entirely resist the obvious temptation. We will be better off locking in whatever safeguards we can get while there is still some motivation to do it.

Republicans and some Democrats complain that the panel will tie up lawmakers in “frivolous” investigations. That concern would worry me more if guilty lawmakers didn’t use that exact word literally every time an investigation gets under way. The word doesn’t necessarily signal guilt; it’s just a reflexive response to being investigated. As long as the investigating body is relatively non-partisan and free from political control it won’t bother me at all to hear the word “frivolous” used quite a bit more around DC.

On the list of good results, the real threat of oversight will clear out lawmakers who come to DC for the perks. Coincidentally, these guys tend to be shitty lawmakers (see DeLay, Cunningham, Renzi, Cunningham, Jefferson et cetera ad nauseum). A little honest fear will go a long way towards getting more of the people’s work done amidst the usual vanity and graft.

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As a side note, MissLaura at Kos pointed out yesterday that Bill Foster won the special election for Hastert’s seat on Tuesday and cast the tie-breaking vote for ethics reform one day later. Not bad for a guy who doesn’t have an office yet.

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Fairy Tales

by Tim F|  March 13, 20087:23 am| 14 Comments

This post is in: Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Late in the year, when days get dark early and families gather around the woodstove, oldsters sometimes tell about a mythical band of critters who once inhabited these woods. A fractious bunch, ornery but principled, they loved business and hated government. Stories like this would drive them up the wall.

WASHINGTON — Senior officials of the Federal Bureau of Investigation repeatedly approved the use of “blanket” records demands to justify the improper collection of thousands of phone records, according to officials briefed on the practice.

The bureau appears to have used the blanket records demands at least 11 times in 2006 alone as a quick way to clean up mistakes made over several years after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, according to a letter provided to Congress by a lawyer for an F.B.I. agent who witnessed the missteps.

Needless to say, conservatives don’t live here anymore.

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There Goes The Sun

by Tim F|  March 13, 20087:03 am| 65 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

Actual scientists looked at whether recent climate warming correlates with changes in the sun. The answer: no, it doesn’t.

Hey, maybe the denial crowd will take the study at face value. And then maybe flying monkeys will emerge singing out of my butt.

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Five Large

by John Cole|  March 12, 20087:32 pm| 181 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Five large an hour:

She is attractive and everything, but I am not sure if she is worth five thousand, your job, your reputation, a criminal indictment, and your marriage.

Nope. She isn’t. Better than Lewinsky, though.

Consider this an open thread (And why do I tell you to consider things open threads? You talk about whatever you want, anyway, and I don’t care.).

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Always the Victim

by John Cole|  March 12, 20085:14 pm| 298 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Politics

If there is one thing the Clinton campaign and their surrogates do have down pat, it is playing the victim:

Former congresswoman and vice-presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro is resigning her fundraising position with Sen. Hillary Clinton’s campaign after controversial comments she made about Clinton’s rival, Sen. Barack Obama.

Comments by former Rep. Geraldine Ferraro are drawing criticism from the Obama campaign.

“I am stepping down from your finance committee so I can speak for myself and you can continue to speak for yourself about what is at stake in this campaign,” Ferraro wrote in a letter to Clinton. “The Obama campaign is attacking me to hurt you. I won’t let that happen.”

Ferraro told CNN she sent the letter to Clinton Wednesday afternoon.

All she had to do was shut up, but she couldn’t. Instead, she went on the offensive:

Geraldine Ferraro had a full media schedule today. Despite Hillary Clinton’s surface condemnation of her racist comments regarding Barack Obama, she was booked on the Today Show, The Early Show, and yesterday, most insidiously, Bill O’Reilly’s Radio Factor.

And even though her own stupidity and her own mouth are the direct cause of her own demise, she is the victim of the evil Obama campaign. I am really looking forward to four years of Hillary Clinton blaming all of her shortcomings and mistakes on the evil Republicans, aren’t you? Because eight years of “the Democrats are worse” and refusing to accept responsibility has really left the country in such a great place.

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How Hillary Defines Fair

by John Cole|  March 12, 20084:30 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008

Fair = her winning when other people were not even on the ballot:

Mrs. Clinton, in an appearance before a Hispanic business group in Washington Wednesday morning, argued that the delegates should be seated based on the results of the Michigan and Florida primaries, which were held in January in violation of Democratic Party rules.

Mrs. Clinton won both contests by sizable margins and would narrow the delegate gap with Mr. Obama by about 60 delegates if the January results are honored, but the delegations have been barred because of the party rules violation. She now trails Mr. Obama by more than 100 pledged delegates, according to most counts.

“The results of those primaries were fair and should be honored,” she told the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce here.

How does she even say this shit with a straight face (the answer, of course, is “Years of practice.”).

Consider this an open thread.

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Spitzer Out

by John Cole|  March 12, 200811:04 am| 142 Comments

This post is in: Politics

He just resigned, and the SOB dragged his near sobbing wife, who looks like she hasn’t slept in 5 days, up to the podium to look like she was about to have a breakdown while he gave a two minute speech which featured the word “I” thirty seven times.

I really am trying to feel sorry for him, but the glee he took and the abuse he stowed on people as Attorney General keeps me from being able to muster any sympathy. I really hate bullies, and bullies who have an office are even worse, even if they are doing “the right thing” in the big picture. Looking at his beautiful and broken wife makes me want to punch him in the face. Selfish bastard. I don’t know how someone could do that to his wife and kids.

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