• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Find someone who loves you the way trump and maga love traitors.

Anne Laurie is a fucking hero in so many ways. ~ Betty Cracker

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

Polls are now a reliable indicator of what corporate Republicans want us to think.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

It’s a good piece. click on over. but then come back!!

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

This fight is for everything.

Stay strong, because they are weak.

He wakes up lying, and he lies all day.

Mobile Menu

  • 2026 Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2026 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Archives for 2009

Archives for 2009

What It Looks Like to Be Driven Insane

by John Cole|  October 10, 20092:54 pm| 157 Comments

This post is in: Media, Clown Shoes, Wingnut Event Horizon

Ron Radosh at PJ Media reacts to the Nobel prize news to… insist Bill Ayers will write Obama’s acceptance speech, just as he did his books.

Is it too much to hope that one day, beltway wankers like Chip Reid will realize that Bush Derangement Syndrome was just projection, and that they will begin to understand that the Republican party is not filled with rational actors.

What It Looks Like to Be Driven InsanePost + Comments (157)

Football Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 10, 20091:01 pm| 74 Comments

This post is in: Sports

I’m worse off than I was yesterday. Thank god for fisherman’s friend and Vicks vaporizers.

Football Open ThreadPost + Comments (74)

Today Should be a Fun Day

by John Cole|  October 10, 200910:22 am| 197 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

mike10092009

The nutters have now had 24 hours to react to the Nobel Prize. Will they pull themselves together and stop acting like jerks? Will one of the elder statesmen in the party tell them they can’t turn it up to 11 all the time without looking insane? Has anyone figured out in the GOP that while Obama may not deserve the Nobel (and I happen to be one who thinks it was premature and he definitely did not deserve it), the only person you can’t blame for getting the award is Obama?

We shall see.

Today Should be a Fun DayPost + Comments (197)

Best Cheery SPCA Commercial Evah!

by Anne Laurie|  October 10, 20095:43 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Domestic Politics

Thank you, Jezebel, for a much-needed LOL…

Happy weekend, y’all!

Best Cheery SPCA Commercial Evah!Post + Comments (27)

Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 9, 200910:32 pm| 241 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m busy huffing the sweet menthol fumes from a Vicks vaporizer as I hack and cough up whatever I have now.

Open ThreadPost + Comments (241)

I wish this would stop

by DougJ|  October 9, 20096:49 pm| 127 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

In light of the fact that it looks increasingly likely that a census worker was murdered in Kentucky a few weeks ago, this kind of rhetoric from a Congressman is really fucked up:

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) took to the airwaves on Fox today to warn viewers of the rapists and child molesters he says will be coming to their doors courtesy of the U.S. government next year.

Speaking on “Studio B” this afternoon, Chaffetz responded to recent Senate testimony from a GAO official who said it was “possible” that improper fingerprinting procedures at the Census Bureau led to the hiring of somewhere around 200 temporary census workers “with extensive criminal records.” The official said the bureau had dismissed 750 of 1,800 temporary workers it hired last year with criminal records after reviewing details of the workers’ cases.

This is just disgusting.

I wish this would stopPost + Comments (127)

So Obvious What Is Next…

by John Cole|  October 9, 20096:35 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

You all do see the next freak-out, don’t you? It is just painfully obvious to me.

They won’t like the charity Obama is going to give the Nobel money, and will probably spend a week “investigating” (translation- furiously googling while high on cheeto dust and mountain dew) the charity for terrorist or unAmerican links. God help anyone on the charity’s Board who has a French sounding name.

So Obvious What Is Next…Post + Comments (101)

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 139
  • Page 140
  • Page 141
  • Page 142
  • Page 143
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 552
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - SkyBluePink -  10 Photos 6
Photo by SkyBluePink (4/15/26)

Election Resources

Voter Registration Info – Find a State
Check Voter Registration by Address
Election Calendar by State

Targeted Fundraising Info & Links

Recent Comments

  • Suzanne on Thursday Morning Open Thread (Apr 23, 2026 @ 9:51am)
  • Winter Wren on On The Road – Winter Wren – Castle Island in Winter (Apr 23, 2026 @ 9:50am)
  • Baud on Thursday Morning Open Thread (Apr 23, 2026 @ 9:47am)
  • Paul in KY on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Apr 23, 2026 @ 9:46am)
  • MCat on On The Road – Winter Wren – Castle Island in Winter (Apr 23, 2026 @ 9:46am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Outsmarting Apple iOS 26

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Order Calendar A
Order Calendar B

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)
Sister Golden Bear

Goal Met, thank you!

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc