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The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

“woke” is the new caravan.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

We still have time to mess this up!

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

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Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

75% of people clapping liked the show!

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

That meeting sounds like a shotgun wedding between a shitshow and a clusterfuck.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

The arc of the moral universe does not bend itself. it is up to us to bend it.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Good lord, these people are nuts.

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The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations

by John Cole|  December 10, 20094:15 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m really not sure what it says about our current state of affairs that I’m moderately pleased and a little surprised that Tom Coburn and Rick Warren have now both spoken out against a law authorizing the execution of homosexuals in Uganda, but that is where we are, I suppose. I guess I should just be happy it was a twofer with Warren, as he denounced the law and invoked Burke.

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Christmas carols

by DougJ|  December 10, 20093:44 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives

I realize these aren’t the most important questions in the world, but I’m stuck in an airport listening to Christmas carols and I have to ask: what is the reason for the strange changes to the lyrics of Christmas carols? Why does Frank Sinatra sing “hang a shining star upon the highest bough” when earlier versions (e.g. Ella) sang “until then we’ll have to muddle through some how”? Was this one of those important cultural changes, like putting all the God stuff on the money, that brought the Commies to their knees?

And why is “and pretend that he is Parson Brown” sometimes changed to “and pretend that he’s a circus clown”?

Update. Okay, I see that the answer to the second question is that “Winter Wonderland” has two verses.

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Thoughtful, principled conservatives

by DougJ|  December 10, 20091:50 pm| 136 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

They’re just as nucking futs as the others:

Last night I read a post over at Volokh about how climate data was being faked. I sighed and moved on. Then, about an hour ago, I got an email from a conservative reader asking if the Volokh post undermined my faith in global warming. I told him it didn’t. Then, a few minutes later, I noticed Megan McArdle linking to the same post. Obviously this thing wasn’t going to go away quietly.

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Not Conservative Enough

by John Cole|  December 10, 20091:30 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Clown Shoes

John Cornyn and Mitch McConnell, with their lifetime ratings with the ACU of 92 and 90, respectively, are about to get purged from the big tent party/ party of ideas:

DeMint, in an interview with the Christian Broadcast Network, also said that he is trying to recruit a new crop of GOP lawmakers to challenge the party establishment.

“The problem in the Republican Party is that the leadership has gone to the left,” he said. “I need some new Republicans.”

DeMint’s comments come as party leaders such as Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.), National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) chairman John Cornyn (R-Texas), and RNC chairman Michael Steele have come under fire from several conservative bloggers and conservative grassroots activists.

The teabaggers have their marching orders from Rush, so heads must roll. Rush is apparently pissy that McConnell has not completely blown up the Senate to stop any Democratic bills.

Related, you have to watch this Colbert Report segment with Phyllis Schlafley’s insane son, the founder of our beloved “conservapedia.”

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E & P Closing

by John Cole|  December 10, 200912:00 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Media

Editor and Publisher, around since 1884, is closing:

Yes, it’s true, my magazine, E&P, axed today, out of job. At office until end of year–and here, of course.

You would think that would be a brand that one of the new media sites would want to snap up ala Froomkin.

Meanwhile, the Politico is still on the Pulitzer board.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  December 10, 200911:54 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

Photos are back! Apologies for the long delay. I was busy as hell, then sick, then sick and busy as hell, and yesterday I don’t even want to talk about.

fallsroad, The Machinery of Joy.

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LT in Oregon, Lwater.

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Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

Click on the photos for a link to the photographer’s website. To see all photo threads, click on ‘photo blogging’ at the bottom of the post.

If your computer cannot read our email links at top right, my email is (remove the zeroes): portus0jackson0ii at yahoo dot com.

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Another Reminder

by John Cole|  December 10, 200910:27 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

The ACLU has a funding problem:

A longtime anonymous donor to the American Civil Liberties Union has withdrawn his annual gift of more than $20 million, punching a 25 percent hole in its annual operating budget and forcing cutbacks in operations.

Anthony D. Romero, executive director of the A.C.L.U., acknowledged in a written statement that a “family” had told the organization in September that it could not make its annual gifts, at least for next year.

“This family, that has sought to protect its privacy by arranging its gifts anonymously, notified us last month that due to market conditions it will be unable to make its expected sizable donations of over $20 million,” Mr. Romero said.

Twenty million is a sizable hole in any nonprofit’s budget, so if you have been holding off on renewing your membership, now would be a good time to go give.

Also, as was noted in the comments the other day, if you do donate, you get to tell everyone you are an official “card carrying member of the ACLU,” which is always fun.

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