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Nelson to the Rescue of the Culture Warriors

by John Cole|  December 1, 20093:18 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Democratic Stupidity

Apparently Ben Nelson wants to join Bart Stupak and make sure there are acrimonious debates about cultural issues in a bill designed to improve health care:

Sen. Ben Nelson (D-Neb.) will attempt to strengthen language in the healthcare reform bill prohibiting federal funding of abortion, he said.

Nelson, a key swing vote on the overall bill and an opponent of abortion rights, specifically said he would base his amendment on language authored by Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Mich.) that passed in the House’s healthcare bill — and ignited a firestorm among Democrats and supporters of abortion rights that quickly spread to the Senate debate.

Nelson said he and other senators, “perhaps” including Democrats, plan to introduce an amendment “something like Stupak” on the Senate floor. The prospects of such an amendment passing, however, are slim. Republican abortion-rights opponents include Nelson’s home-state colleague, Sen. Mike Johanns, have conceded they cannot muster the 60 votes they would need to attach the Stupak language to the Senate bill.

They know they don’t have the votes, so in other words, they are doing it just to stir shit up.

Can anyone point me in one legislative direction in which Ben Nelson leans to the left? He must have a redeeming quality here or there. What is it?

And can anyone explain why they don’t just tell these four “moderates” to go pound salt and just go through reconciliation? At some point, will these guys ever be such grandstanding nuisances that the rest of the Senate will say to hell with them? For chrissakes, why does everything have to be catered to the whim of wannabe wingnuts from Nebraska, North Dakota, and Arkansas? What do they account for- one percent of the nation’s population. Did any of those states go for Obama?

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Always Bet On Stupid

by Tim F|  December 1, 20092:02 pm| 140 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, General Stupidity

A week or two back NPR gave some guy about three minutes to complain about how the climate community silenced his breakthrough research on snow patterns in the Sierra Nevada mountains. You see, most warming models predict that snowfall will eventually go up in the Sierra Nevadas. The guy (I forget his name) found that it didn’t. QED, global warming is wrong and he can prove it if only academia’s cruel gatekeepers would let his paper into a major journal. NPR then gave about one minute to a gatekeeper who pointed out that the result has already been published five times.

And so it goes. Frankly, as a practicing scientist I am impressed at how well the climate community at East Anglia looks after angry critics have presumably picked through every email dating back to 1996 and published the most embarrassing selections. Look at it this way. In the course of two graduate degrees and a postdoc I have worked at Universities with reputations ranging from exemplary to very good, yet off the top of my head I can think of a couple of scandals that made the news, others that the University resolved internally and a small number more that did or did not get handled informally. I cannot think of a single department that would smell like roses if someone stole twelve years of private correspondence and released a selection of emails calibrated to make it look bad. Science works fine in aggregate, but this idea that science must have only flawless people doing impeccable work is a strawman set up by the superstitious to discredit empiricism through nutpicking.

As far as I can tell from Kevin Drum’s summary, other than the question of whether researchers deleted some emails that might have fallen under a Freedom of Information request the entire controversy boils down to non-experts misinterpreting ordinary communication in bad faith. That FOIA question, however, is worth talking about. Can you interfere with a Freedom of Information request? No, you can’t. That sounds like misconduct. Fortunately universities have mechanisms to deal with misconduct. Most will mediate a dozen or so exactly like this in a typical year. It seems to me that even if the emails were hacked illegally, East Anglia should still hold the appropriate hearings. If anyone involved did wrong then impose the appropriate sanction (usually ranging from a written reprimand to a limited ban on publication or grant applications). Maybe other scientists think that I’m granting too much to an angry mob. If so, fine. I try pretty hard to keep my personal sympathies separate when it comes to questions of misconduct and punishment.

Separately, Drum links to a complaint about East Anglia’s PR.

I have seldom felt so alone. Confronted with crisis, most of the environmentalists I know have gone into denial. The emails hacked from the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) at the University of East Anglia, they say, are a storm in a tea cup, no big deal, exaggerated out of all recognition. It is true that climate change deniers have made wild claims which the material can’t possibly support (the end of global warming, the death of climate science). But it is also true that the emails are very damaging.

….The crisis has been exacerbated by the university’s handling of it, which has been a total trainwreck: a textbook example of how not to respond….When the emails hit the news on Friday morning, the university appeared completely unprepared. There was no statement, no position, no one to interview. Reporters kept being fobbed off while CRU’s opponents landed blow upon blow on it. When a journalist I know finally managed to track down Phil Jones, he snapped “no comment” and put down the phone. This response is generally taken by the media to mean “guilty as charged”.

….The handling of this crisis suggests that nothing has been learnt by climate scientists in this country from 20 years of assaults on their discipline. They appear to have no idea what they’re up against or how to confront it. Their opponents might be scumbags, but their media strategy is exemplary.

The complaint here is both fair and unfair. One the one hand one can hardly deny that East Anglia shot itself in the groin when the story bubbled for so long without their input. But really, what did you expect would happen? We pay scientists to do science. Especially given the effort that it takes to talk intelligently about climate science*, we don’t pay them very much. I have worked on grants from NOAA, the agency that also funds climate research. The idea of our lab or our department retaining a worthwhile PR firm would certainly amuse the staff who scrambled every year to find money for cookies and coffee at our weekly seminars. The money for scientists to do anything that isn’t science just isn’t there. If you want professional PR to defend science then you have to fund it with something other than the grants that fund the science itself. Forcing researchers with a day job to act as the front line against Exxon’s army of professional denial firms, in the media, is ridiculous and sad. It’s like asking Sidney Crosby to defend Pittsburgh by way of competitive corndog eating.

Especially early in this story’s life cycle, when you could hardly expect an average reporter to make much sense of the science, a sheaf of personality stories (e.g.) complained about the defensive attitude among climate researchers. Again, you have to wonder what people expect. Taken collectively the “science” of warming denial has exactly as much credibility as the anti-evolution brigades. Their ideas amount to a series of turds thrown indiscriminately at the wall (solar forcing, natural cycles, the world is really cooling et cetera ad nauseum) in the hope that something might stick. The same people come back over and over with a new argument every year, as if the argument they made last year (which also proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that carbon-forced climate warming is a hoax) was just a practice round. It should not stretch the imagination to see how a professional scientist could get jaded after decades of attack by angry hysterics who, almost to a man, lack the training to understand what they are talking about (note: meteorologist means “weatherman”).

Congrats to King Pyrrhus

What really confuses me is why the denial crowd is still so angry about this. They already got what they need. The East Antarctic Ice Sheet started to melt this year, and that was the stable half of Antarctica. That arctic ice that deniers like our own BOB have crowed about turned out to be a thin, temporary layer that hid a dramatic loss of once-permanent arctic sea ice. Outside of a very few exceptions (some very cold regions, where warming will not make much difference, have seen increased snowfall), glaciers are shrinking everywhere on Earth.

Let’s say that everyone agreed with the IPCC conclusions tomorrow. Even better, let’s say that everyone agreed with the bulk of climate scientists who think that the IPCC has been far too conservative (actual warming consistently breaks IPCC hundred-year forecasts in five or ten). What do we do? The climate has a decade of intertia built into it. Current models that describe what would happen if we cut our emissions back to the stone age are still scary as hell.

Climate deniers never had to hold out forever. They just needed confusion to last long enough that cutting carbon to keep the climate stable no longer made any sense. It worked! Keeping the public confused for a couple more years won’t do much more at this point. So why the grumpy act? Typical rightwingers, I guess, angry when they’re losing and twice as angry when they win.

(*) Not kidding about this. A set of courses that roughly introduced climate science, required for my Master’s in Oceanography, nearly wiped me out. That semester I learned exactly how many hours of sleep one needs on a continual basis to stay functionally alert (four).

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Ugh- Still Not Getting It

by John Cole|  December 1, 20091:28 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Yesterday, I thought Sully was finally getting it, but then today he dumps this on us:

Accusing the president of giving aid and comfort to the enemy is such a disgusting charge, such a deeply divisive, unAmerican tactic, it would be excoriated if it came from some far right blogger. That it comes from a former vice-president, violating every conceivable protocol (as he did in office), reminds me of why Cheney and Cheneyism remain such a threat to core American and Western values.

Excoriated if it came from a right blogger? Has he been reading right bloggers lately? They, on a daily basis, launch this sort of attack against Obama. They then link each other and have their little memeorandum circle jerk, and by the end of the day, the Politico is mainstreaming it so that the attacks are sure to be on the cable news that night or the next.

And this false separation between wingnut bloggers and the leadership of the GOP is odd- surely by now Sullivan must realize that there is no fundamental difference between the GOP and the wingnut bloggers. My god. The party is taking their cues from Sarah Palin’s facebook page, Karl Rove’s tweets, and Rush Limbaugh’s radio show. Show me an instance in which the GOP has strayed in any way from the “right bloggers.” Wingnut bloggers like Michael Goldfarb ran the McCain/Palin campaign. Show me a real split between what any Republican leader is saying, anything on the op-ed pages of the WSJ or the Examiner or the Moonie Times, and the smear du jour from the “right bloggers.” They are one and the same.

What Cheney is saying would not be excoriated if a right blogger said it, in fact the exact opposite is the truth. Cheney is just giving them their marching orders and their new soundbite. Remember where the phrase dithering got started? Cheney utters it, the wingnuts blogs repeat it, multiple op-eds are issued from folks like Bolton, Peter Roff, and David Broder and dozens of others, and then we finally end up with the dithering charge fully mainstreamed, and the Washington Post then feels comfortable to do breezy analyses such as the following:

94 DAYS: Was Obama dithering or decisive?

There is no difference between a wingnut blog and the former Vice President. Period. And neither will be excoriated for anything they say, and, in fact, David Gregory is probably erect as he tries to schedule Cheney for Meet the Press this week-end, and if Cheney can’t make it, I’m sure mean old John McCain can stop by and tell us why Obama has failed us and doesn’t like America.

In closing, I’ll leave you with Dan Bartlett:

That’s what I mean by influential. I mean, talk about a direct IV into the vein of your support. It’s a very efficient way to communicate. They regurgitate exactly and put up on their blogs what you said to them. It is something that we’ve cultivated and have really tried to put quite a bit of focus on.

There is no separation between the wingnut blogs and the Republican leadership. They are just different wings of the same bullshit factory.

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So much stupid

by DougJ|  December 1, 200911:52 am| 66 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

James Fallows and Marc Ambinder both have good pieces up about the Politico’s absurd meta-narrative piece that came out yesterday. Fallows:

This is about as destructive a case of “who cares about the realities?” press mentality as I remember since miscoverage of the Clinton health care plan 15 years ago, as described here and here. (I am excepting the buildup to the Iraq war, when there were a lot of other factors at play.) I have said several times before that I’ll give the theme a rest — and maybe this time I finally will, leaving it in Ambinder’s hands. But it matters.

Ambinder on the the Spock bullshit:

2. This is a McLaughlin-group meta-narrative that has no resonance beyond Nebraska Avenue NW.

The Politico’s meta-narrative piece combined with a double shot of Cheney makes me feel like I’ve been kicked in the gut. So much stupid, and it’s the same stupid over and over again.

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Another Day, More Column Space for Cheney’s Lies

by John Cole|  December 1, 20099:11 am| 136 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

It appears now the press is camping out at Cheney’s house in order to find the next quote to undermine current policy:

On the eve of the unveiling of the nation’s new Afghanistan policy, former Vice President Dick Cheney slammed President Barack Obama for projecting “weakness” to adversaries and warned that more workaday Afghans will side with the Taliban if they think the United States is heading for the exits.

In a 90-minute interview at his suburban Washington house, Cheney said the president’s “agonizing” about Afghanistan strategy “has consequences for your forces in the field.”

If you read on, he even gets to the “I don’t think he likes America” schtick.

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Early Morning Open Thread: Shared Intentionality

by Anne Laurie|  December 1, 20095:06 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology

An article in the New York Times (We May Be Born With an Urge to Help) suggests that the ongoing anthropological argument about the relative importance of aggression versus cooperation on the development of human society may be swinging in favor of the DFH preference. As a blogger, I found the following particularly poignant :

Children not only feel they should obey these rules themselves, but also that they should make others in the group do the same. Even 3-year-olds are willing to enforce social norms. If they are shown how to play a game, and a puppet then joins in with its own idea of the rules, the children will object, some of them vociferously.

Where do they get this idea of group rules, the sense of “we who do it this way”? Dr. Tomasello believes children develop what he calls “shared intentionality,” a notion of what others expect to happen and hence a sense of a group “we.” It is from this shared intentionality that children derive their sense of norms and of expecting others to obey them.

Shared intentionality, in Dr. Tomasello’s view, is close to the essence of what distinguishes people from chimpanzees. A group of human children will use all kinds of words and gestures to form goals and coordinate activities, but young chimps seem to have little interest in what may be their companions’ minds.

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When pundits attack

by DougJ|  December 1, 200912:42 am| 78 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

One of my favorite things about the current media world is the way that pundits can be such complete assholes while complaining that it’s sad how uncivil our discourse has become. Here’s Krauthammer attacking Andrew Sullivan:

Sullivan’s post merits reading as the quintessential Sullivan, leaping from nonexistent fact to blanket ad hominem without even a pause for a reality check.

In fairness, Sullivan was completely wrong — he alleged that Krauthammer changed his views on a gas tax when Krauthammer had not.

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