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They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

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Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

This really is a full service blog.

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

We will not go back.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

This chaos was totally avoidable.

Democracy is not a spectator sport.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

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Tell Me Sully is Wrong

by John Cole|  November 30, 200911:12 am| 224 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Just tell me he is wrong about this:

As Obama appears to be intensifying the lost war in Afghanistan, with the same benchmark rubric that meant next-to-nothing in the end in Iraq, he does not seem to understand that he will either have to withdraw US troops from Iraq as it slides into new chaos, or he will have to keep the troops there for ever, as the neocons always intended. Or he will have to finance and run two hot wars simultaneously. If he ramps up Afghanistan and delays Iraq withdrawal, he will lose his base. If he does the full metal neocon as he is being urged to, he should not be deluded in believing the GOP will in any way support him. They will oppose him every step of every initiative. They will call him incompetent if Afghanistan deteriorates, they will call him a terrorist-lover if he withdraws, they will call him a traitor if he does not do everything they want, and they will eventually turn on him and demand withdrawal, just as they did in the Balkans with Clinton. Obama’s middle way, I fear, is deeper and deeper into a trap, and the abandonment of a historic opportunity to get out.

It appears sully has finally attained the appropriate level of cynicism required when discussing the modern Republican party and the principled “conservatives” running it.

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Just Imagine

by John Cole|  November 30, 200910:33 am| 65 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Outrage

Can you imagine what the GOP’s own message man, Alex Castellanos, would do with commercials with this information:

Maurice Clemmons, the 37-year-old Tacoma man being sought for questioning in the killing this morning of four Lakewood police officers, has a long criminal record punctuated by violence, erratic behavior and concerns about his mental health.

Nine years ago, then-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee granted clemency to Clemmons, commuting his lengthy prison sentence over the protests of prosecutors.

I’m sure Mark Halperin or one of the bobbleheads will inform us this is actually good news for Huckabee because it takes the spotlight off Palin.

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Dickmentum

by DougJ|  November 30, 200910:21 am| 97 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Good News For Conservatives

Jon Meacham:

But I think we should be taking the possibility of a Dick Cheney bid for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012 more seriously, for a run would be good for the Republicans and good for the country. (The sound you just heard in the background was liberal readers spitting out their lattes.)

Why? Because Cheney is a man of conviction, has a record on which he can be judged, and whatever the result, there could be no ambiguity about the will of the people. The best way to settle arguments is by having what we used to call full and frank exchanges about the issues, and then voting. A contest between Dick Cheney and Barack Obama would offer us a bracing referendum on competing visions. One of the problems with governance since the election of Bill Clinton has been the resolute refusal of the opposition party (the GOP from 1993 to 2001, the Democrats from 2001 to 2009, and now the GOP again in the Obama years) to concede that the president, by virtue of his victory, has a mandate to take the country in a given direction. A Cheney victory would mean that America preferred a vigorous unilateralism to President Obama’s unapologetic multilateralism, and vice versa.

Didn’t we already have a referendum on the Bush years in 2008?

More to the point, the reason that Dick Cheney won’t be the Republican nominee in 2012 is that people don’t like him and he’d be guaranteed to lose in a general election. But why should we leave these political decisions up to primary voters? Wouldn’t it be better if Republicans just did what Jon Meacham told them to do?

The arrogance of articles like amazes me.

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We are all Vulcans now

by DougJ|  November 30, 20099:45 am| 70 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Good News For Conservatives, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks)

John Harris, in a list of ways to attack Obama that Republicans may find helpful:

Too much Leonard Nimoy

[…..]

But his intellectuality has contributed to a growing critique that decisions are detached from rock-bottom principles.

Both Maureen Dowd in The New York Times and Joel Achenbach of The Washington Post have likened him to Star Trek’s Mr. Spock.

The Spock imagery has been especially strong during the extended review Obama has undertaken of Afghanistan policy. He’ll announce the results on Tuesday. The speech’s success will be judged not only on the logic of the presentation but on whether Obama communicates in a more visceral way what progress looks like and why it is worth achieving. No soldier wants to take a bullet in the name of nuance.

Are there other first-world countries where the media spends a lot of time worrying that its leaders are too rational?

The next two criticisms are, by the way, in order “The rap is that his West Wing is dominated by brass-knuckled pols” and “But some of the same insider circles that are starting to view Obama as a bully are also starting to whisper that he’s a patsy.”

The Village attacks on Obama are just as inconsistent as the winger attacks.

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What’s news

by DougJ|  November 29, 20099:19 pm| 178 Comments

This post is in: Media, General Stupidity

I am reading the front pages of the NYT, WaPo, and ESPN mobile sites. One doesn’t have a Tiger Woods story on it. Guess which?

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Steelers Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 29, 20097:12 pm| 303 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This time for reals, although I don’t even feel like it is game day. I sort of feel like this is a scrimmage or a pre-season game, because I honestly have no expectation that we might win. I guess this is what it is like to be a Browns fan.

In other news, memeorandum’s top story is a bunch of wingnuts who couldn’t tell you what a Pearson’s correlation is (or, for that matter, spell correlation) are claiming that the modeling done by some of the smartest people in the world is fake and a scandal. How do they come to that conclusion?

Because shut up, that’s why!

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Give ’em enough thread

by DougJ|  November 29, 20095:50 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives

There was a request for an open thread, even though there are two fresh threads up already. I do what I’m told.

Question: I did some wine-tasting in the Willamette Valley yesterday (visiting my sister in Portland). Any interest in some wine blogging about expensive pinot noirs? I worry that it might seem, well, too fru-fru.

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