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Open Thread

by Tim F|  November 23, 20091:05 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

getsmartin, GG Bridge.

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G.M., Toronto Skyline.

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Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

Click on the photos for a link to the photographer’s website. To see all photo threads, click on ‘photo blogging’ at the bottom of the post.

If your computer cannot read our email links at top right, my email is (remove the zeroes): portus0jackson0ii at yahoo dot com.

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We are all Bob Cratchit now

by DougJ|  November 23, 200910:23 am| 174 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity, Good News For Conservatives

Some glibertarian fun, just in time for the holidays:

No doubt Cratchit needs—i.e., wants—more, to support his family and care for Tiny Tim. But Scrooge did not force Cratchit to father children he is having difficulty supporting. If Cratchit had children while suspecting he would be unable to afford them, he, not Scrooge, is responsible for their plight. And if Cratchit didn’t know how expensive they would be, why must Scrooge assume the burden of Cratchit’s misjudgment?

As for that one lump of coal Scrooge allows him, it bears emphasis that Cratchit has not been chained to his chilly desk. If he stays there, he shows by his behavior that he prefers his present wages-plus-comfort package to any other he has found, or supposes himself likely to find. Actions speak louder than grumbling, and the reader can hardly complain about what Cratchit evidently finds satisfactory.

I’m sure Slate or TNR must have done something like this before, but I’m too lazy to google it.

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Dirty Chinese-wannabe hippie

by DougJ|  November 23, 200910:03 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: Media, Good News For Conservatives

James Fallows responds here to Chuck Todd’s claim that Fallows and other Asia-based journalists should stop whining about NBC’s shitty coverage of the president’s Asia trip. Fallows shows altogether too much tact and restraint for my tastes, but it’s worth reading.

When Glenn Beck complains that the press didn’t pay enough attention to a video of college students dressed up as pimps and hos, the Washington Post and New York Times performed acts of contrition and assigned reporter to keep track of whatever Beck was saying in the future. When an acclaimed journalist (and one even working for an Official Publication in this case) criticizes coverage of meetings between the United States and the most populous nation on earth, that is politically-motivated whining that should be mocked and ignored.

That’s where we’re at as a country right now.

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Hope You are Proud, Arizona

by John Cole|  November 23, 20099:11 am| 93 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Via Radley Balko, Sheriff Joe requires a latino woman to give birth while her hands and arm are shackled, then, after birth, refuses to let the woman hold the baby and informs her if no one claims the baby in three days, it will be turned over to the state.

Stay classy, Arizona!

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The Cost of Dying

by John Cole|  November 23, 20098:54 am| 57 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Great piece on 60 Minutes last night:


Watch CBS News Videos Online

Be great if we could have a serious discussion about this, but as the freakout over death panels and mammogram guidelines show, good luck with that. One party finds it in their advantage to not be serious.

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Payback Time

by John Cole|  November 23, 20098:32 am| 18 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

A light story for you on Monday morning.

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Long, strange trip

by DougJ|  November 22, 200910:27 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity, Going Galt, Good News For Conservatives

I’m not sure that I think this is 100% true, but I really, really like the idea:

Maybe we need a new name for these people: Palinheads. To be sure, the drugs are different…But maybe Palin really is the Grateful Dead of the 21st century — not just someone to whom certain people want to devote a few hours of their time every so often, but a way of life, a central organizing principle of their existence.

Update. I don’t like the weight-and-food mockery either. I just like the idea of the Palin-followers as Dead Heads. I’ll clip the quote to take out the offending parts.

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