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And It’s Five, Six, Seven, Open Up The Pearly Gates

by John Cole|  November 24, 200910:29 am| 164 Comments

This post is in: War, War on Terror aka GSAVE®

He owns it now:

President Obama has conducted a final meeting on his military review for Afghanistan, administration officials said, and he is planning to explain his decision in an address to the nation next Tuesday.

“After completing a rigorous final meeting, President Obama has the information he wants and needs to make his decision and he will announce that decision within days,” Robert Gibbs, the White House press secretary, said Tuesday morning.

For two hours on Monday evening, Mr. Obama held his ninth meeting in the Situation Room with his war council. The session began at 8:13 p.m., aides said, and ended at 10:10 p.m.

The president’s military and national security advisers came back to the president with answers he had requested during previous meetings, most of which focusing on these questions: Where are the off-ramps for the military? And what is the exit strategy?

The conversation settled around sending about 30,000 more American troops, two officials said, the first of whom would deploy early next year to be in place in southern or eastern Afghanistan by the spring. The troop reinforcements would likely be sent in waves, according to an official speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss war strategy.

I hope the liberal caucus does demand tax increases to fund this escalation.

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Early Morning Open Thread: Less Ugly Americans?

by Anne Laurie|  November 24, 20096:41 am| 89 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

DougJ already linked to one of James Fallows’ excellent Atlantic posts on the Media Village Idiots’ deliberate misunderstanding of President Obama’s goals during his Asian trip. But I thought this quote from an unnamed government official in Manufactured Failure #6 : The Wrapup deserved to be highlighted:

“From inside our bubble, we thought we were doing what we should be doing. From inside the press’s bubble, I think it came across fine except for China. I think some of them wanted us to be rude to the Chinese leadership. That seems to be the standard for effectiveness. Not only is it bad form in general to be rude, and ineffective in Asia, but the last person on the planet who would be rude is Barack Obama. That is part of the reason he got elected.”

Is this fellow suggesting that Americans are willing to give up rudeness as “our” default foreign policy tactic?

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Bada Bing

by DougJ|  November 23, 200910:53 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Media, Good News For Conservatives

Has anyone you know ever used Bing?

Microsoft has been in early discussions with the News Corporation, the media conglomerate controlled by Rupert Murdoch, about a pact to pay the News Corporation to remove links to its news content from Google’s search engine and display them exclusively on Bing, from Microsoft, according to a person briefed on the matter who spoke anonymously because of the confidential negotiations.

[….]

Microsoft could actually secure a public relations victory by coming to the rescue of battered media companies, Mr. Barnicle said. “The ability to have some sort of objective news media is pretty important,” he said. “Maybe Microsoft is in a position to fund that.”

Objective news media. Heh indeedy.

I wonder if Microsoft talked to the Moonies too.

Update. I guess what I most of all don’t get is that Murdoch Media is aimed at the Flomax/Matlock crowd (I don’t mean all older people here — you know what I mean). They’re probably all still using AOL keyword searches anyway. Right?

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Monday Night Pet Rescue Story

by John Cole|  November 23, 200910:19 pm| 54 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads

007

The story:

This is Jean Luc (the gray and white on the couch) and Duncan (the tabby with his back to the camera on the red blanket). They are about 12 years old, adopted from Angell Memorial in Jamaica Plain, Mass. The shelter is next door to the hospital, the largest animal hospital in the country, but I was told they are not officially affliated with one another.

Anyway, four cats were found in an abandoned house in Roxbury. I went to the shelter with plans to adopt one female tabby, and saw Duncan first and loved him. He’s a very affectionate cat. I saw Jean Luc and I thought he was so handsome and I couldn’t decide between them. Then I found out they were the last two of the group of four so I adopted them both. They were about one year old at the time. Duncan was named Spock and, not being a Star Trek fan, I changed it. Jean Luc is named after Jean Luc Picard apparently, but I liked the name so I kept it.

I got cats because at the time I travelled a lot for business, short trips but a lot of them, so I wanted a pet I could leave alone for a day or two at a time. Well, about six months after I got them Jean Luc was diagnosed with both an enlarged heart and asthma and needed meds twice a day. So he’s cost me a fortune, between many, many vet visits, tests, procedure, medicine and cat sitters. But I adore him. I sobbed like a baby when he was first diagnosed and I thought he might die, even though I’d only had him for about six months. I wouldn’t trade him for anything. Or Duncan. I love them dearly. They’ve been the most consistent and constant thing in my life for 11 years. I cant even think about my life without either of them.

Keep the stories and pics coming in (although I have about 20 lined up right now).

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Why Are These Guys Still Tax Exempt?

by John Cole|  November 23, 20097:25 pm| 282 Comments

This post is in: Politics, Religion

First, the man who has decided that Patrick Kennedy can not have communion unless he takes political orders from the Catholic church:

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Then this:

The Senate’s health bill suffers from a “fundamental failure” on the issue of abortion, representatives of America’s Catholic bishops said Monday.

Representatives of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) said the healthcare bill being debated by the Senate falls short on barring federal funding for abortion, providing coverage for immigrants, and providing affordable care to all Americans.

“If in fact this legislation were to be substantially improved in these three areas,” said John Carr, the executive director of the group’s Department of Justice, Peace, and Human Development, “the members of the Senate will have a letter from the bishops’ conference saying that the bill is an urgent national priority.”

When exactly did we grant the Catholic church the right to dictate our laws?

And no more Catholics on the Supreme Court, either.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  November 23, 20095:58 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports

Sorry, was out of the loop all day. I had to go to the Burgh to hit the Apple store for the macbook problem (diagnosis- optical drive is broken and we ordered one), then spent some time looking for a new couch. While up there, the doom and gloom for the Steelers on talk radio was heavy.

And let’s face it, our offensive line has one good leg among the group of them, our defense is not the same without Polamalu and our secondary suspect, we are now on our third string quarterback who the team is suggesting they have no faith in (why have we paid Dixon the last three years) and Jeff Garcia might be on our roster by the end of the week, and our special teams play is as bad as I have ever seen.

I suppose there is always the Pirates.

Just kidding.

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Afflicting the comfortable

by DougJ|  November 23, 20091:47 pm| 86 Comments

This post is in: Media, Good News For Conservatives

This interview San Francisco CBS 5 did with Gavin Newsom is a classic example of how different local media is with local elected officials than national media is with federal officials. The reporter tears Newsom a new one (in a completely fair, calm way), Newsom throws a temper tantrum, and it’s pretty clear that the reporter is happy with the outcome (as he should be). Things would never happen this way at the national level.

It’s tempting to say that this only works because Newsom is a Democrat and punching hippies is always a best practice. But I’ve seen this kind of thing with local Republicans too.

In local politics, at least in the place I’ve lived, giving elected officials a hard time is seen a good thing. Presumably (I don’t know this for sure), there are professional incentives involved: higher ratings, the attention of outlets in bigger markets, etc.

Nationally, there is some incentive to harass Democrats about bullshit (how many women play basketball with Obama, etc.) and not much to harass about important things (the deal the Obama White House made with Big Pharma, Senators’ ties to the insurance industry, etc.). And there’s no incentive to harass national Republicans about anything besides trying to hook up in a men’s room.

The abuse Dan Rather took for trying to make Bush I answer basic questions in 1988 is a perfect example of the strong disincentive that exists for asking federal Republicans tough questions.

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