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Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

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The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

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And on the Nation’s Grave It Said “Killed By a Story Arc”

by John Cole|  November 12, 20098:17 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Media, Clown Shoes, Good News For Conservatives

I read this earlier, but forgot about it, so thanks to D-Chance for reminding me about this abomination:

But because of one of his first pieces of legislation, Democrats now have their most brazen attack line of the emerging 2010 campaign season: that Republicans are insensitive to rape victims.

The charge stems from a Franken-sponsored amendment that would prohibit the Department of Defense from contracting with companies that require employees to resolve workplace complaints — including complaints of sexual assault — through private arbitration rather than the courts.

Thirty Senate Republicans voted against the amendment, and the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, liberal commentators and state Democratic Party chairs have been merciless.

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But the campaign could also be detrimental for Franken, complicating his efforts to redefine himself as a low-profile pol who wants to work with Republicans to solve the nation’s problems.

“Franken’s amendment may make sense for national Democrats in laying down lines of attack heading into the 2010 campaign — but this is not what Franken needs to build a base in Minnesota,” said Larry Jacobs, an expert in state politics at the University of Minnesota. “Being a poster boy of a hard-hitting campaign against the Republican Party is the opposite of what he needs in Minnesota.”

Thirty Republicans are exposed and vulnerable with an objectively pro-rape voting record, and it is bad news for… the Democrats. We haven’t seen wankery like this since Mark Halperin claimed that McCain not knowing how many houses he owned during an economic meltdown was bad news for Obama.

You just can’t make this shit up. I’m adding the Politico to the blogs we monitor and mock category on the blogroll.

And on the Nation’s Grave It Said “Killed By a Story Arc”Post + Comments (49)

All Your Open Thread Are Belong To Anne Laurie

by John Cole|  November 12, 20097:59 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m hoping Anne Laurie will post the weekly recipe here, because I think I deleted it.

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Where Do They Find These People?

by John Cole|  November 12, 20093:47 pm| 221 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Assholes

Via the comments, this jerk:

State Sen. David Schultheis said he didn’t intend for a Twitter post accusing President Barack Obama of “flying the U.S. plane right into the ground” and ending with “let’s roll” as a threat or a reference to United Flight 93, which crashed during the 2001 terrorist attacks.

“Let’s roll” reportedly were the last words of Todd Beamer before he and other passengers tried to gain control of their hijacked jet. The plane crashed into a Pennsylvania field short of its intended target.

The tweet stirred ire and some support for the Colorado Springs Republican, whose standard eschewal of political correctness has earned him criticism in the past.

Schultheis’ full tweet Tuesday was: “Don’t for a second think Obama wants what is best for U.S. He is flying the U.S. plane right into the ground at full speed. Let’s roll.”

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Schultheis voted in February against a bill requiring pregnant women to be tested for AIDS to prevent spreading the disease to the children. He said then that infected children would set examples for women against sexual promiscuity.

Just another Colorado Springs evangelical, spreading God’s word.

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What He Said

by John Cole|  November 12, 20092:52 pm| 137 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Clown Shoes

I was going to write something about this syrupy ode to George Bush by Caroline Glick and this PUMA nonsense from the Hillbuzz, but Daniel Larison handles it so much better:

Yes, this is what you would expect from Glick (or from anyone, for that matter, who thinks that the last two years of Bush’s foreign policy were his worst), but it’s offensive all the same. As tempting and easy as it would be to turn this formulation around on one of the worst Presidents of all time, I don’t assume that Bush did any of the things he did because he didn’t have “American values” or didn’t love his country. I don’t assume that he trashed our relations with Europe, Turkey and Russia because he wanted America to be isolated or because he loathed these other nations. It is certainly true that he harmed American interests, weakened American power, wrecked our fiscal house and isolated us from many of our allies and potential partners, but the world is full of stories of people who harm that which they love. Bush’s problem wasn’t that he didn’t love America. The problem was that he had no idea what he was doing and substituted ideological fantasies in place of understanding.

Indeed, most of his catastrophic blunders came from an excess of sentiment and emotion concerning these things, combined with absolutely incompetent execution and an ideological obsession with American virtue and strength that ensured that his actions would be excessive, arrogant, ill-conceived and unrelated to the real world. Bush’s love of country was something similar to what the Apostle called in another context “zeal not according to knowledge.” The man was actually overflowing with saccharine, do-gooding, Gersonian sentimentality and he had no shortage of emotional, demonstrative professions of patriotic devotion. So what? What good did it do anyone? It might even have been better had Bush been less enthusiastic in trying to protect the United States, since he would not have been so ready to see dire threats around every corner where none existed. America needs fewer paranoid, jealous lovers, not more.

Can a brother get an Amen?

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Turn on, tune in, go Galt

by DougJ|  November 12, 20092:22 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Going Galt, Good News For Conservatives

I’m struck by how much Lou Dobbs’ quitting to go “beyond my role” sounds like Sarah Palin‘s “choice is to take a stand and effect change” by quitting. And lest we forget, there are many who believe that the best way to fight Obamafascism is to go Galt.

This all makes me miss the days when people quit to spend more time with their families.

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Looks like I won’t be going rogue

by DougJ|  November 12, 20091:53 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Good News For Conservatives

I had a friend check out what was going on with my local Sarahpalooza book signing. Here’s what he said:

I talked to one of the clerks and she said they’ve been getting calls non-stop since it was announced, from places as far away as Oregon and Yonkers. One of the other clerks was on the phone fielding Palin questions as I spoke to this one.

The appearance is at 6 PM. She’s not doing anything but signing books for 3 hours — no remarks. They’re handing out 1000 wristbands at 9 AM. Each is good for one “family” — two adults and their kids — to have a maximum of two books signed. The clerk expected that all the wristbands would be gone at 9, considering the volume of calls they’re getting.

Sounds like a pain in the ass hassle to get an autograph…

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  November 12, 200912:00 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging

Two pics today by reader woolie. I can’t get over the use of light in these photos.

The Machines Rest At Night

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Construction Worker

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Email me a link to your one or two favorite pics on a photo site like Flickr (do not send the image itself please) and I will put up favorites in open threads. Send a short caption if you want one.

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